There are many outrageous things in this world. Outrageous people are like shit sticks to stir more outrageous things into a sticky and disgusting paste, just like the basin of curry mixed sauce in front of them.
Looking at the basin in front of him, Kong Jingqiao suddenly became dull and his scalp exploded.
Forget it, I won't do this thing again.
This is for Jin Yujing to enjoy the dishes. The yellow ones are not very dirty, and they just look good for her. She has a yellow skin, yellow heart, yellow name.
"They haven't come back yet?"
"Back!"
"Where are people?"
"Washing up..." Tai Xiaoyi gestured an exaggerated posture: "Li Cang, who was brought back by Aunt Rao, looks ten times worse than when she fought with the Lord of the Nest!"
Kong Jingqiao looked up suddenly: "Hmm? When did you start calling her Aunt Rao?"
The poor little lady looked at her mother suffocatedly and felt that the world was full of malicious intentions and was as cold as paper. In fact, considering Tai Xiaoyi's own age and Rao Qifang who had early childbirth and early pregnancy, the effect of this aunt may be second only to my call you brother, my call you father.
Kong Jingqiao also realized that she had lost her words and changed the topic awkwardly: "Well, that, how about drinking the newly changed medicinal soup?"
"Mom~"
"Mom is so old, so what else can't be told to me? Look at you, Xiao Zhong spoils you like a little girl!"
"Well~!" Tai Xiaoyi held the dish in her hand and touched Kong Jingqiao's shoulder with her shoulder, feeling very proud, "Of course!"
"That's so useful?" Kong Jing narrowed her eyes with a clever smile: "Okay, okay, mom knows you are very proud. Mom only cares about cooking and only knows how to cook, making her life a mess. Mom's vision is not as good as you, and not as lucky as you. But fortunately, mom has you..."
"Mom~"
"Wow, hiss, what's the smell? The food is so muddy!"
"Ah this!"
Not many, just about fifty people, witnessed the smoke from the kitchen of the state banquet chef. He watched in shock as the mother and daughter carried out rescue excavations of the kitchen as if archaeologically, and took dishes out like flowing water.
"Although it's smoking...but it's still so rigorous...so are you afraid of being smoked and distasteful?"
"It should be true?"
"Emm, I feel more alive..."
No matter how you praise it, you have to make a living, it’s not shabby.
Suddenly, there was a rumbling sound from the upstairs. Li Cang, with his upper body naked, rolled down from the stairs with a bath towel, and he ran away from the stairs. He didn't wipe his hair or face. He knocked over several sets of sofa ornaments along the way, and buried his face directly into the dining table.
The two roasted beefs did not spit out bones; the three barrels and five liters of frozen slags were filled with ice, and they were not breathing at all; a pot of raw porridge was boiled, emmm, this was left with the sand pot.
The brutal scene made the young girls in the group of ghost fire sisters clamp up their legs and voices: "Wow, I look so thin when I wear clothes. How did he hide his muscles? The scenery is as beautiful as a picture!"
"Only by exerting force can you get meat!"
"Bath towel! It fell off. Sisters, today you have to feast your eyes at the risk of being beheaded by Sister Lei Lei--"
“Eh?”
"No, who is the good guy in the bath towel and wears big shorts? What about the trust between people? I don't wear safety pants when I go out with COS!"
“…”
The fierce woman burst into tears, and sadness flowed backwards.
"Are matter and energy really conserved? Is energy really weightless? Is this thing in front of us really a person?" Lao Wang held a lighter in his mouth and questioned his soul: "Da Lei Zi, why don't you speak?"
"Don't die. Do you know what beautiful things like this are? Don't delay me from enjoying the scenery!"
"That's it!"
"What a big man, I want my mother to say, you are still too dependent on foreign objects..." Rao Qifang walked out while rubbing her hair and reiterated the old story: "With your, well, this ability, it shouldn't be like this. Mom doesn't understand your complex algorithms and skills, but there must be something wrong. You have to observe yourself, do you know?"
“…”
All Li Cang can do is to smile bitterly.
In this case, even the Shishan code can be regarded as a compliment. A single unclear disease and a big blood explosion can kill the entire entry that has built a skill structure into a lump.
Self-observation...
It is impossible to check, even if you use the timi mirror to look at the skill entry and the formula he made himself to ensure that you can't even see the error of a punctuation mark. The problem has never been here, but himself.
"Forget it..." Rao Qifang pulled out a napkin and wiped Li Cang's face and mouth: "You, you should have known that there was a problem with this kind of personality. There must be a reason for not handling it well. However, why didn't your new rebellious son come out?"
"That thing will be filled with life! If there is no large battlefield, you should not expect to see it! Disasters come out of nowhere to show off your magic and it is enough to show you something that is painful for half a year!" Li Lace said some extremely terrifying words that normal people sounded, "Hmph, I agreed to find out the depth, but the two of them were all hiding. It's really boring!"
"It's still useful..." Li Cang raised his eyebrows: "At least, the 'Three Disasters and Eight Difficulties' is more applicable than I imagined. This time I really found the treasure!"
A group of people looked at Jin Yujing.
Jin Yujing drank tea slowly: "Well, what are you watching me do?"
Rao Qifang: "Oh~"
Let’s see why you didn’t jump out and take advantage of the situation. Bah, just take credit, good guy? The sun is coming out from the west today. Why? Capitalists are itchy and have to have a conscience?
At this moment, Kong Jingqiao, who was standing on the fifth floor, was in a bad mood. He didn't know that the most expensive ones were the ones that cost money. He sighed: "Xiao Zhong, come with me to turn on the stove and then carry two cows up..."
Lao Wang: "Okay!"
Li Cang's revengeful eating finally came to an end for a while. After realizing it, he glanced at the messy tabletop, and then looked at the style of the wolves around him. He felt that they were about to peel their skin, swallowed their saliva, silently retreated behind Li Lace, and whispered: "Clothes...cloths..."
Naturally, it was natural to eat it.
“Huh~”
"Wow, so cute!"
"I love you, I love you. Since my brother-in-law has said that, Sister Lei Lei, please go and help your brother-in-law put on clothes first. One hour is enough!"
"How did you defame someone's innocence out of thin air?"
"?"
Li Cang finally covered his "my mother's super beautiful" that has not changed for ten thousand years. Da Lei Zi may have worn "This is facing the enemy" to meet the situation. Anyway, they were all customized work clothes wholesale by Rao Qifang, and the Kongdao family was stuffed with them.
In fact...
Every time they wear this outfit, they will feel an inexplicable sense of joy. There are always people with low laughter that can't help but turn into a single-cylinder diesel girl.
"Geese, who is sitting opposite Sister Leilei today?"
"No, I can't do it. I'm feeling like I'm sitting on pins and needles. I can't straighten my waist and can't eat. You come and invite me, I'll kneel down..."
"Ahhhh don't mess with me, I won't go, I don't want it, I can't!"
"Get out!"
Finally, he was very excited. Timi Li Cang sat opposite Li Lace, and ignored Qifang and poured Li Cang a glass of shampoo wine, with his eyes signaling: "Son-smash? Let's have a drink?"
"Ah? OK! The wine in the glass! I'll do whatever I want!" Li Cang picked up the wine glass and put it down quickly, asking the baby to turn around: "Lei Zha! Come and fill it with our mother!"
“…”
No, it's just a glass, and that thing is not considered wine.