Hearing the familiar roar, Li Laisi's face was filled with joy: "Miss Qiu seems to have caught up! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
"Hurry up, my braids have already become warped. Good people don't live long, but bastards live for a thousand years."
"..."
The wide tunnel turned a sharp corner, and their eyes suddenly darkened.
Li Cang raised his big wand and subconsciously blocked it in front of himself and Li Lei, and then his whole body was pressed down by a long-haired monster weighing tons.
"Rub...the second time..."
Li Cang was lying on his back, his head and half of his chest were smashed into the ground almost half a foot deep. Although his eyes were closed, his eyes were filled with colorful colors and gold stars.
Fishy, coquettish, smelly.
He immediately realized what this thing was...
It’s designated as the hairy monster’s butt! It seems like it also has Miss Qiu’s big claws?
I, Cang, am not weak to anyone in my life, and I have never been sat down by anyone in my life - except Da Leizi!
His anger level skyrocketed, instantly rising from Big Leizi to the level of Lilith.
"Mysterious meaning? Thousand-year killing!"
Li Cang held the hairy butt with one hand, and when he pushed the big wand up with his backhand, it hit the point of the needle.
I don't know whether it was aimed right or not, but I just heard the monster's indescribable howl. The entire tunnel resonated with the sound, and snow and ice scum fell rustlingly.
Then there was a loud bang, the monster's screams suddenly stopped, and it crashed into the snow wall several meters deep.
Li Laisi retracted her fist, with a face as cold as ice:
"You're not laughing...ah no...I'm fine...uh...pfft..."
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Li Cang's face turned three points darker than the bottom of the pot, "Are you polite?"
On the other side, Lao Wang, who had been lying on the ground motionless for a long time, was awakened from his coma by the miserable howl, "Holy shit, am I in the belly of Bigfoot?"
"howl!"
The roar of the long-haired monster sounded again, and part of the tunnel wall suddenly exploded. A huge furry head pushed through the ice wall, and bit Li Laisi with a cloud of ice and snow.
Boom!
A fist that was almost as big as its head and covered with fine scales exploded on its jaw with unparalleled force.
The long-haired monster's neck was almost stretched, and it was smashed back before it could fully come out from behind the wall.
Brother Big Corpse smashed into the ice wall and charged in from another angle.
The battle between the two huge guys was like shaking the earth. The soft snow outside the ice wall was like a boiling dumpling pot. The ice and snow poured in, quickly filling half of the tunnel.
Li Cang quickly shouted: "Brother Da Zhi, keep some people under his command! Don't kill him yet..."
"Snow monster! Bigfoot! That foot is so big! Hahaha, it's a living fairy tale! Let go of that big cutie and let me do it!" Lao Wang picked up the page hammer and hit the long-haired monster, and the long-haired monster was miserable.
When he howled, he hugged its arm and said, "I've caught it... help now..."
The losers swarmed up and took the opportunity to unleash a complete set of controls.
After a brief exchange, the two parties reached a settlement, and the long-haired monster remained in an open-faced shape and was pinned to the ground by the big corpse brother and the little corpse sister.
This thing's arms and legs are more than three meters tall, and it's so powerful that even a giant zombie can't suppress it.
The whole body is white, but some places are dirty and gray, and the smell it emits is very pungent.
"Good guy," Li Cang pulled the hair on the long-haired monster's face, "How on earth can it see things with such long hair?"
Li Leishi covered her nose: "Is it some kind of giant ape infected with alienated blood?"
Lao Wang, the damaged goods, had an idea. He took out a lighter and pointed it at the long-haired monster's face - click!
Green smoke filled the air, and the tunnel was suddenly filled with the smell of burnt feathers and the inflected howling of the long-haired monster.
It burned from the face to the chest, and the fire stopped at the excessively dirty long hair.
"Hurry up and show me what you look like," Lao Wang slapped the black dust off, "Damn it, this thing is a walking zombie!!"
The long-haired monster would even look a little cute if it wasn't dirty. The face underneath the long hair can really be described as scary.
The eyes are as small as two mung beans, the two huge and everted nostrils occupy half of the face, and underneath are dry gums - no chin.
Dry gums and a palm-length tongue full of bone spurs were swaying there, and the part that should have been the lower jaw showed signs of being violently torn off.
"I finally know why it didn't bite me when it had the chance, but ran away with me, Wo said..."
Thinking about the tongue that had been arching up and down his back, Lao Wang felt that his non-existent mental mysophobia had completely relapsed.
"The speed at which the zombies evolve is really mind-numbing," Li LaiSi listened intently, "They are definitely in groups. Let's run all the way through these regular tunnels that extend in all directions..."
Li Cang subconsciously licked his lips, narrowed his eyes and said, "Let's make a bold guess. These tunnels will eventually lead to Phan Thiet. Only quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes. How many of these long-haired zombies do you think there will be in Phan Thiet?"
"I suddenly remembered something. Wang, what kind of electric rat are you?"
"Uh, I didn't find it," Lao Wang looked vaguely embarrassed, "That little brat doesn't listen to me either. He either eats or sleeps all day long!"
Li Cang, Li Laisi's face showed the sadness of sharing the same fate,
"well..."
Then the two looked at each other and found that they each had their own dislike in each other's eyes.
"..."
Every family has its cupboard!
Electric Mouse, Miss Qiu, Lilith, none of these things make people worry.
but...
After all, he is still better than Lao Wang.
Miss Qiu didn't listen to Li Cang, but at least she obeyed Li Laisi's orders. Lilith didn't listen to Li Laisi, but she regarded Li Cang as her spiritual support - it was a trade-off.
Li Cang waved his hand.
The long-haired monster, which had been smeared with a huge amount of saliva, became the food for Miss Qiu's corpse brother and sister in the blink of an eye.
Compared to Li Cang, who is outright greedy for profit, Li Laixi is definitely sensible.
"You want to go? The terrain down here is not good for us. It's best to find their nest and lead them up..."
"We'll see what happens later." Li Cang rubbed his hands, "At least it's the second stage. It's exciting to think about it, and it's very likely that it will be in groups, tsk~"
Lao Wang was infinitely humble: "So, Dalei, can you give me a refresher? My wrist seems to be broken."
"..."
After the treatment was completed, Lao Wang was still muttering unwillingly, "Damn it, I thought the world had changed and the little cuties who had been hiding for hundreds or thousands of years were finally willing to come out to see the world - the walking zombies deserve to die, but actually
How dare you pretend to be my childhood dream!”
Li Leisi stopped talking.
Li Cang chose to slap him in the face mercilessly.
"If the snow monster really exists, it should at least be in a place with snow. If I remember correctly, the city in front is called Phan Thiet, which is the southern border of Vietnam!"
"Ah," Lao Wang said plausibly, "isn't it quite close to Nepal?"
