Chapter 239 Master Rao: I am playing the piano to a cow
"You know how to play when you play!" Rao Qifang's face was full of anger at the misfortune of her family. "Is there a real mother on the phone or a partner? When nothing happened, he stayed abroad for a year and didn't go home. When something happened, he didn't go home again.
I haven’t seen you for several months without farting, and when I come back I just play with my phone. Do you still care about me as your mother?”
"..."
Li Lei Si picked up the apple from the ground and took a bite.
To be honest, she has given up struggling. Anyway, she will be pressed to the ground with dignity by her own mother and rubbed repeatedly, both physically and non-physically.
Li Cang and Rao Qifang chatted passionately, talking about everything, but they deliberately avoided mentioning how many relatives, friends, and acquaintances disappeared silently on the day of the disaster.
Because there are really too many people. The dead will always be young and young, but the living still have to face everything.
Seeing that time was almost up, Rao Qifang slapped Li Laixi on the back of the head.
"Let's go, sleep with mom tonight."
"I do not want..."
Li Lisi was also prepared to keep strict guard against Lilith and Cang. By the way, she was going to talk about the gift that day!
Rao Qifang's eyes widened: "Then who else do you want to sleep with?"
"I do not--"
"hurry up!"
"oh..."
Rao Qifang's room is gorgeous. An ankle-length handmade cashmere carpet covers the floor of the entire bedroom. There is even a small step-down bath. The bottom of the bath covered with various colored pebbles extends beyond the wall.
A specially designed sliding glass door partitions the balcony, allowing you to enjoy a 270° view of the pond, low mountains and trees outside the window, or all of them can be opened for an immersive experience.
"Mom, you..."
Rao Qifang clicked the switch, and hot water gurgled out from the 12 hidden valve springs at the bottom of the bath. In a short time, a shallow layer of hot water accumulated in the 16-square-meter bath.
"I am a middle-aged and elderly woman with little hope, can't I enjoy some luxury?"
"Ok, Ok..."
"You mean I am indeed a middle-aged and elderly woman?"
"Can't..."
"Then I will become a materialistic woman?"
"..."
Rao Qifang said disdainfully: "That's it? Experts recommend that you read "100 Questions on How to Deal with the Death of Your Girlfriend". My child, it's not too late while you are young."
"I'm not looking for a girlfriend."
"Then you don't even want Li Cang?"
"I￥#@..."
Li Leisi really wanted to vomit blood, and her language blocks were completely disrupted.
"Mom, what on earth are you going to do!"
"Huh~" Rao Qifang threw her clothes on the ground, soaked in the bath, and sighed comfortably, "Little Lace, have you ever heard of an old song?"
"What?"
"Some people are no longer around once you miss them~"
"..."
"What are you doing standing around? Come in."
"oh."
"Hey, I finally look like a person now. I'm so beautiful. How did I give birth to such a fat and ugly thing like you in the first place..."
"!!!"
Rao Qifang knew she had made a mistake and was lying comfortably on the back of the blue dolphin. After thinking about it, she got up and reluctantly threw a little yellow duck to Li Laixi as a symbolic expression of comfort.
Li Leisi looked at the soft blue dolphin in her mother's arms, and then at the little yellow duck lying in her palm...
e=(′o｀*)))
Please tell me, did I break a law in my previous life?!
"Why are you sighing? Look at your worthless look," Rao Qifang said. "Mom is telling you a truth that you won't understand until you shed tears later."
"Then you should have said this ten years in advance."
Li Leisi sank half of her face into the hot water and blew out a few bubbles.
Rao Qifang rolled her eyes: "What's the use of a girl who is addicted to the Internet? How can she be a living thing after playing so many games? You can even play 3 buffs at the beginning and lose your tower and dignity. Is this how I teach you to fight against the enemy?"
"But I was still young at that time...I didn't understand anything..."
"So the role of assistance from my biological mother has become more prominent. Mom tells you that the biological will always be the biological. If this son-in-law is not interested, he may really be dead."
"Oh, I just...just..." Li Laixi continued to bubble, "Mom, can you understand, you are so familiar with him that you don't even bother to turn around to avoid suspicion when he takes off his pants, how could I..."
"How could I possibly think that one day I would want to take off his pants?"
"Mom~"
"You're such a shy person, your dad and I were pretty much the same back then," Rao Qifang rolled her eyes and said, "You know your dad and I -"
"I know, I know, stop it, stop it, isn't it just like 'I do something to him and he still wants to resist'?!"
"Bah, this brat, I told him it was a secret and he actually betrayed me!"
"???"
After Li Laixi heard this, the more she thought about it, the more something was wrong. You two are the only ones who are close to each other, and I am just an outsider!
"Don't worry about those details, just listen to what mom said," Rao Qifang said with a look of recollection, "My dad and mom were still living in the village back then. One day your dad invited me to go up the mountain to watch the moon. I thought you were a dead ghost. Dad finally got the idea.
, dressed up happily for more than an hour and jumped out of the window. As a result, the animal was lying on the treetops in a dark coat, staring at the dark and thundering God for most of the night, and then he choked out the sentence, "Tonight the moon is shining brightly."
It’s so beautiful, guess what happened next?”
"My dad still watches Natsume Soseki? Are you moved by him?"
"Why are you rinsing blindly? I was so moved that I slapped him on the ground and slept happily!"
"..."
Li Laisi's mind was filled with thoughts and fucks.
"Well, Mom, why don't you just tell the conclusion..."
"I mean, don't have any psychological burden. Men and women are actually the same," Rao Qifang said as if she had come before. "It's either you don't want it or you don't want it. Rejection can also be understood as reservation. I'll wait until you gather your energy."
Even if you pretend to be three, five, and two to defeat the BOSS, he still has to abide by the rules and give you explosives~"
So what does this have to do with your story and my dad’s story?
hiss...
etc...
My poor old father...
"understand?"
don't know!
Don’t want to understand!
What did I do wrong to understand this eye-popping love story!
"What are you thinking about?" Rao Qifang seemed to realize something, and angrily slapped Li Laisi in the face, "What's the use of being so big? Is it used to tread water? It's brainless. I sacrificed myself for others to give you an example to let you know.
——”
After waiting for a long time, she got angry again: "Why don't you ask? Are you still a woman? Don't you have any curiosity?"
Li Laisi hugged the little duck tightly. The poor duck made a confused sound, "Cuckoo~"
Rao Qifang is very addicted to drama. She looked deeply into the eyes of the blue dolphin: "Women are not warm water, and men are not frogs. And when you cook them, you will find that if you don't peel the frog, it will only make a pot of fishy soup."
It won’t taste very good when eaten.”
"Mom...your example is a bit disgusting..."
"I'm going to beat you to death right now! What's the point of giving birth to you! I'm sure the barbecued pork will be fat and thin with three layers!"
There was a roaring sound and the water rippled.
Lilith didn't come to cause trouble, but Li Cang next door didn't sleep well all night.
