Chapter 289: If nothing else, the unexpected is coming
After sitting there all night, Li Cang's mentality was still explosive.
Since I debuted, I have never made a loss in doing anything!
This was the first time in history that Timi was beaten like a punching bag. With every blow of the ax, Timi was almost chopped into dumpling fillings. The most outrageous thing was that the old boy patted his butt and praised a good job.
I threw down a dollar and burped happily...
One dollar!
Okay, in fact, there are even more outrageous things. After 10 daily boats recalled two empty islands, Xiaobi Zaizi performed an autopsy on Boss Hu——
That earth-shattering power does not belong to Boss Hu himself. The source is the pyramid scheme-style robbery and robbery team under him.
Therefore, in essence, Boss Hu is still an ordinary person, without any value, and even more ugly than an ugly walking corpse.
Can't understand.
Can not accept.
My sister can’t stand it!
split!
"I fucking can't bear this grievance..." He clapped his hands and stood up, "It's simply a shame in life!"
The eyes of everyone in the room were all focused on Li Cang.
The young teacher Tony behind him had eyes full of confusion, fear, despair, and grievance. There was a big kaleidoscope in his small eyes. In short, it was very complicated.
"Your dear, dear guest," little teacher Tony's tone was as straightforward as if he had accepted his fate, and the clipper in his hand was trembling crazily, "Why don't you just push it, this hair is hopeless."
Li Cang was stunned.
Turn back.
Lower your head.
"That lock of hair on the floor?"
"Yes, it's yours."
"..."
Li Laisi and Lao Wang Kukuku laughed so hard that they slid off their chairs, climbed up shakily, only to slip down again.
Li Cang snatched the clippers from little teacher Tony's hand, looked in the mirror with a ferocious face and scolded - with one move, he shaved off Lao Wang's bald head.
"If you want wealth and honor, you will love each other."
Lao Wang is so stupid.
"I%￥#@..."
Getting a haircut always makes people feel relaxed.
Especially the one with a not-so-regular haircut and a bald head, which is very clean and refreshing.
"Young lady, you are so bald," Lao Wang touched the shiny bald gourd, "So why do you still have an inch of hair left, but I am bald?"
"Teacher Tony reacts quickly, but I strike hard and fast."
"Grass!"
Lao Wang kept mumbling all the way, saying that he would pray for a reissue when he returned to the island.
When men say haircuts, women can only call them hair. A haircut only takes ten minutes and half an hour, but doing hair...
Li Laisi is now wearing a head of hair with highlights dyed burgundy. Each bundle is only a small braid as thin as a knitting needle. She has an amazing amount of hair. Who knows how many bundles there are. In short, the stylist brought four braids.
The five female assistants worked for more than three hours, and in the end their hands cramped.
"This way, let's go to another island," the pudgy elder smiled mischievously at Lao Wang, "It's already been arranged!"
There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by a barbecue. If there is, I suggest you add two bottles of Big Green Stick like Li Cang. If the problem cannot be solved, then solve the problem for the person who caused it.
For the first time, Comrade drank two bottles and still hasn’t poured them down——
"Drinking makes me sad and makes me sad even more!"
"This world is not worth it!"
"Hiccup~ This chicken is cooked well by lantern~"
It is said that the quality of wine is the quality of one's character, but no one wants to deal with a maniac who drinks Mengzi wine.
This barbecue food stall is located on an independent island. The island is very small and belongs to the owner. There is only one restaurant on the entire island.
The signature grilled items are chicken lantern, deer penis and rabbit waist, which are dry and spicy, and the skewers are full of wine but the whole box is served.
At Lao Wang's strong request, Li Cang and his empty island stopped at the edge of the island, and the table was moved to the edge of his own island.
In the distance, the floating island with scattered lights hung all over the sky. Tai Xiaoyi sat leaning against Lao Wang, looking at the noisy diners on the island close at hand, smelling the hot smell of cumin and chili from the charcoal fire.
, I was so moved that I was so moved that I wanted to give him my heart.
In a sense, Lao Wang is very good at it.
As everyone knows...
"Let's go, let's have another stall!" said the pudgy elder, arm-in-arm with each other, "When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. The next show will be the next show. I promised to tell us about the dangers on the track. Can you?
You can’t break your promise!”
Then, the fat elder's expression became a little embarrassed.
"Oh, brother Zhong, your island is too big. We can't get into such a big island where we want to go. Why don't we go there in a night boat?"
"Forget it, my little lady can't leave the island."
It's been a long time since you came and I was so warm and welcoming.
Tai Xiaoyi didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all, she just felt that she couldn't delay the man's business.
"Go ahead," she said quietly to Lao Wang, "Zhong, drinking is drinking, but you still have to be careful. After all, people's hearts are separated from each other..."
Aren't people's hearts separated from each other? Li Laixi rolled her eyes and cursed.
Leopard owes the little lady, this fat guy and another fat guy said they found a group of very skilled little sisters to play in the canyon. I tried, but I couldn't refuse at all...
As a result, a group of people scrambled to get a drunk guy into a night boat, and he howled "When you are drunk, you don't know the sky is in the water, and the bed is full of clear dreams, like the stars, bed~"
Run away in a hurry.
For several days, Lao Wang transformed into the Happy King, living happily and carefree. It can be described as the Tomb of Heroes of Wenwen Village, and he would be buried here even if he died. Li Laisi was even more exaggerated, and the young lady who accompanied her in the black game changed a few times.
After ten batches, this girl with strong faith has developed to the point where she has to commit suicide every day to apologize and recover.
Very good, both humans and ghosts are showing off...
These two fools let themselves go as if they were possessed by evil spirits, which gave Li Cang a frightening and ominous feeling.
He doesn’t understand the end of the world, but he understands Lao Wang!
The inexplicable luck that the dog says...
"Emmmm," Li Cang thought thoughtfully and beeped softly, "If nothing else happens, the accident will come soon."
There are a total of seven to eight thousand people. Various entertainment industries are a hundred times more developed than the base. All the positions these two guys want are available here. It does not count the parking time, and there are no derailment sanctions. You can take advantage of all the good things they do together.
Already?
Something's wrong!
This is the perfect rhythm for something to happen!
Premonitions that come on a whim are very strange, but sometimes they are really clever.
"Hey, hey, can you please finish this round? Please, just one round. I, Li Lei, respect my opponents and never abandon my teammates. Please let me go. Try touching me -"
"Don't mention it, Teacher Cang, I can still make them talk in a cliché. I will say what I should say, and I won't even dare to say what I shouldn't say!
"Just one night, can you stay another night? I still have a set of cupping, detoxification and essential oil health and kidney care that I haven't done yet. I have made an appointment and paid for it..."
"Well, fish spa, why don't we take a bath and rub it in the mud? I heard that there is a hot spring on that big island. What is the world like these days? Hot springs, how rare they are! Think about it!"
"Huh?" Li Cang gave up thinking, "Hot spring? Take a bath?"
No northerner can resist the temptation of taking a bath!
