Chapter 331: A guy with a perm cant beat a guy with a tattoo
Li Cang was dragged away from the cafeteria by Li Lei, and his target was the wine cabinet at the beach bar.
Lao Wang Kukuku smiled like a single-cylinder diesel engine, but before he could smile enough, he ran into even bigger trouble. The 14-year-old girl’s dinner plate clattered heavily on Lao Wang’s table, and the soup
A few big drops splashed out.
"Uncle, we meet again~" The little girl raised her arm naughtily, almost hitting the old Wang's face with the back of her tender white hand, "Well, you don't look like a good person, but I still graciously decided to give it to you
Your chance to have a name!"
"What do you mean you don't look like a good person? Why do you want to look like this?" Lao Wang was confused, "And why is your food different from ours? Braised pork?"
"Hey, it's a kiss on the hand. I don't understand this. It's really an old man...
The little girl retracted her hand angrily, and at the same time rolled her eyes in a charming way that, in Lao Wang's opinion, was seriously inappropriate for her age.
"I'm the prettiest among all the 14-year-old girls. It's natural for me to be given preferential treatment. It's just braised pork. Those idiots in the kitchen regard it as an honor to make braised pork for me~"
"Okay, so what's your name?"
"Gu Mengxi, your name is beautiful. My father's surname is Gu and my mother's surname is Meng. They are two adjacent surnames among the hundreds of surnames..." the little girl chirped and suddenly realized, "You are very rude.
, I’m obviously asking you the name of this villain’s face!”
"My surname is Zhong, Zhong Jianzhang."
"You lied!" Gu Mengxi stared at him angrily, "Your surname is obviously Wang, but I heard that handsome little brother call you Lao Wang!"
"I#@￥%..."
"You have the nerve to lie to me, the little fairy. You don't have any eyesight. It's in vain that I wore JK today," Gu Mengxi pouted, "But... I really didn't see the wrong person!"
"Hey, bad guy, do you have a tattoo? Do you know how to get a tattoo?"
Lao Wang was too lazy to pay attention to this little girl and casually said:
"Yes, I have an elephant tattooed on my body!"
After saying that, he threw the dinner plate into the recycling bin and walked away.
Gu Mengxi was stunned for a moment, but Lao Wang had already walked a long way away. She was so angry that she stamped her feet, stopped eating, and chased after him with small steps.
"Bad guy, why are you running away?"
"Are you lying again? No one would have an elephant tattoo on their body. It's so ugly."
"Where is your tattoo? It's obviously not there. Oh, I know. Your elephant isn't pink and cartoony, is it? That's why you're so embarrassed that you don't want others to see it?"
Lao Wang was impatient with being pestered, and his unstinting nature came into play, regardless of whether the person in front of him was a minor: "The little girl who has no hair...the little girl who hasn't even changed her baby teeth knows how to be beautiful and ugly, and no one has tattoos."
Because they’re not big enough!”
"Wow, you're talking dirty!" Gu Mengxi's eyes rolled mischievously, "Then you must know how to get a tattoo. Can you give me a tattoo?"
Lao Wang looked Gu Mengxi up and down, as if he was picking vegetables at a vegetable market.
"Hey, what's the tattoo? A pair of mahjong tattoos? Whiteboard, no, two cakes, butt Hu~"
"You're the only one! You're the only one!" Gu Mengxi actually understood, "Pervert! You want to be beautiful! I've got an arm tattoo! I want to have a tattoo on my arm that looks super beautiful and super fierce.
!”
Lao Wang found a table next to the beach bar and asked for a large bucket of cold beer: "You are such a big little thing, if you get a hammer tattoo, no matter how fierce the female devil tattoo is, you will grow into a female monster in two years."
, in a physical sense.”
"Hey, bad guy, this fairy is talking to you very seriously," Gu Mengxi's expression suddenly became aggrieved, her big eyes were watery, and her face changed very quickly, "Why are you like this, oh, I don't agree with you.
Do you have the right taste? What kind of food do you like? Can I introduce you to that fat girl over there? Seeing that you are tall and strong, you will definitely like people with big breasts and big butts. Maybe I can give you several big fat boys!"
Lao Wang's face turned green. He didn't want to tangle with her anymore, so he just opened his mouth to chase her away.
"Gungun, what's wrong with you at such a young age? I don't want to scold you, so get out of here!"
Gu Mengxi was stunned, and a pack of tears quickly accumulated in his eyes. Very quickly, there was a pop, and then he couldn't hold it back anymore, and it crackled like broken beads.
Lao Wang's expression at that time could be seen as "囧", and he was running around in a panic without saying anything.
"I said...no...the first two words don't count..."
"You damn... no... why are you crying..."
"Hey, you have some morals, okay? If we can't strike up a conversation, you won't be so cruel, right? It doesn't matter if you cry, I don't want to lose face??"
"Only a ghost would talk to you!"
Gu Mengxi blew up a snot bubble, and his big eyes were filled with tears. His pure and clean eyes were enough to make anyone with a slight moral bottom line feel extremely ashamed.
"You all bully others. Is it fun to bully me? Wuwuwu, you just don't want to see other people look beautiful. Wuwuwu..."
Lao Wang...
After all, Lao Wang is not a serious person, so his solution to this problem is——
He frowned and stared back!
"Hiccup~"
The little girl was only 14 years old, and her mind was immature. Even in the apocalypse, she had never seen a bad person, and she had never had face-to-face contact with a walking corpse. She had never seen such a ferocious look in her life, and she was so frightened that she burped and choked.
live.
I'm so awesome!
Stop crying, kid!
Lao Wang, possessed by the drama queen, suppressed himself till his face turned livid, and slapped his hand on the table.
The little girl almost fainted on the spot. Her body, as thin as a bean sprout, swayed violently, and she fell limply onto the chair.
"You...you...wuwuwuwu..."
"do not Cry!!"
"Hiccup~"
Lao Wang himself sat down, flicked out a cigarette with a golden knife, and flicked his eyes towards the lighter on the table.
Gu Mengxi's face was filled with tears, and she subconsciously picked up the lighter.
"Pa~"
"It's so cool, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough..."
Lao Wang almost coughed out his lungs.
"Forgot, I don't know how to smoke..."
"Pfft~"
The little girl laughed so much that she threw out a snot bubble. She also noticed it herself, and cried even more sadly, which was heartbreaking.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuah..."
How could the little fairy make snot and bubbles in her nose? She can't live this life!
Therefore, social life is the driving force of social interaction.
Soon the generation gap between the two cleared up and they communicated smoothly.
"Tell me, what's going on?"
"It's said on the forum that people with permed hair can't beat people with tattoos," the little girl said in a certain direction, and the little sister group who all permed their hair sneered, "I know it's false, but I want to make myself look more fierce and fierce.
not to be trifled!"
oh...
So he was ostracized or even bullied by the sister group?
This is a matter of ordinary people who would have been fooled by such a cute little fairy when faced with such a weird, clever, and scheming person, and would have taken revenge in a matter of minutes.
But after all, Master Wang’s brain circuit does not belong to the category of serious people——
"It's fake. Whoever said that a perm can't beat a tattooed one? Whoever said that a tattoo looks more dangerous than a permed hair is all fake!"
"Clam??"
"Hey~" Lao Wang whistled, "That perm guy, come here!"
Not far away, Miss Qiu, who was helpless at the beach, actually turned around in a dignified manner. Of course, it was impossible to come over.
"Ho~"
The entire deck fell silent for an instant.
"Here, that's it," Lao Wang pointed at Miss Qiu with a smile on his face, "Can you find a tattoo artist to come over and take a look?"
"..."
The expression on Gu Mengxi's face was wonderful.
Lao Wang?
Lao Wang watched it with great interest and took several sets of photos...
