Chapter 334: Who is more beautiful, me or my little aunt?
The cabin door opened, and panic was written inside and outside the door.
Li Cang: That shouldn’t be the case. I’ve never seen any big scenes in Timi. I’ve already seen everything that should be seen and shouldn’t be seen. Why are you panicking?
Li Laisi: Who am I, where am I, should I sit or lie down, forget it, turn off the damn automatic defense mechanism first...
Her nerves were extremely tense, mainly because she was afraid that her instincts from practicing martial arts for many years would accidentally subdue Li Cang. The first time it might have been an accident, but the second time she really couldn't make up a suitable reason.
"Looking for a long time?"
"An hour or two...ah no...I just put you on the bed and you woke up...you are as heavy as a dead pig after drinking too much..."
Li Cang rolled his eyes.
I walked in the door swaying and smelling of alcohol, and couldn't sit still...
"???"
Why did he lie down!
Why did you just lie down?
This is my bed!
Then I...
Should I just take off my clothes...
Oh, you should close the door first!
"Click."
The hatch is locked.
She was already dizzy. When she closed the door, she realized that the atmosphere suddenly changed. It was not only awkward but weird!
"..."
Li Cang was about to speak but stopped.
After struggling for a long time, I finally managed to get up and sit firmly leaning on the head of the bed.
This really doesn’t mean taking advantage of someone’s danger, and it certainly doesn’t mean taking advantage of someone’s weakness to rob someone…
The main thing is that if Li Cang doesn't hurry up and follow him today, when Da Leizi comes to his senses tomorrow, he is afraid that he will either die of old age and not have any contact with each other, or he will write the previous sentence on his epitaph.
Is there any man left to take on the role?
Come all come...
Li Cang began to organize the language.
Alcohol on the head is no worse than soaking the head in formalin, but his brain is really unable to move.
"I..."
"Auntie is beautiful?"
"Clam??"
This question that struck straight to the soul, Li Cang didn't even have time to think about how she knew, and her heart dropped to the point of PY.
No wonder I locked the door. Is my life finally going to use the foul word "come to an abrupt end"?
Li Laisi has a good drinking capacity, but she really drank a lot today. After holding in her words for a long time, she blurted out uncontrollably...
She immediately regretted it!
The two little men had already made a fool of themselves in Li Laixi's heart. The little man who represented "mother's teachings" pinned the "girl's reserve and arrogance" to the ground and beat her.
"Are you serious? Such words? At this time?"
"How do I educate you on a regular basis? Let's settle the accounts after the fall! You have a demi-human physique and you know how to pay in installments, but why are you acting stupid at this time?"
"What should I do? You have the nerve to ask me what to do! It's hopeless! Carry the next one out!"
The intracranial struggle cannot be converted into off-site help. At this time, if I send a message to my biological mother, she will only give unconstructive opinions such as "backhand him on the bed".
Well, my mother is really useful, he even lay on it by himself!
Ball sack, emm..
Li Cang saw that the look in this girl's eyes was getting more and more dangerous, and he quickly coughed lightly.
"Well, she...this is how it happened..."
"I don't want to hear it!" Li Leisi said bravely, "If you choose her, you won't choose me?"
"Ahem, you were still 'dead' at that time..."
"Let go...you, you, you chased me when you were a child...why are you like this..."
"Remind me, we were only 6 or 7 years old at that time?"
"What's wrong with being 7 years old? You kissed me! And you stuck out your tongue!"
"I%￥#..."
Li Cang was torn apart, unable to explain.
The world is so strange, there are some things that cannot be done, otherwise it will be life-threatening at best, or flee the earth overnight.
"You, you, you, didn't you say you agreed?"
"You're already sticking out your tongue. How can I agree? Do you want to slap your ears to show that I'm happy?"
"That's not what you said at the time..."
"snort!"
In a closed space, with only one man and one woman alone, it is a unique skill to have a meeting that rubs salt into the wound.
However, the effect is obviously very positive, and the two people's nerves are not so tense anymore, at least it will not develop into a blood-spattered situation like Li Cang feared.
He was leaning on the head of the bed drunkenly, and Li Laisi was leaning on the other side with her straight legs, accusing each other of exposing dirty facts...
Yes, that’s right, the adult world is so complicated and absurd.
Just like the girl you like likes rice-flavored shrimp crackers and carries a bag in her bag wherever she goes, so you buy her whole boxes. The girl shyly says you are so considerate, but how do you know she really likes shrimps?
bars instead of the bag of popping candies inside?
"Later, when you were thirteen, you used your brain again!"
"My mother's trick, my mother can't wait to sell you to me," Li Cang said happily, "When you went back to the second or third stage of treatment, my mother even prepared a baseball bat to knock you out.
, if I hadn’t stopped her, she would have wanted to add some ingredients to your bowl~"
Li Leisi rolled her eyes wildly.
You don't need to think about it to know it's true. This is Rao Qifang's style.
"I regard you as my brother, but you want to sleep with me?"
"Brother, don't laugh at me. Let's talk to each other. Besides, I don't mind a centimeter or a kilogram of you~"
"you wanna die!"
"Bite me?"
"Hiss, you really bite..."
"Um!"
"You stuck out your tongue!"
"Um..."
He is confident and confident, but he is really soft.
By the way, isn't the main component of the bear called fat? How can it be so strong? It's all out of the earth's gravity, right?
"Do you think I'm not as soft as her?!"
"Don't get distracted while you're on business..."
"Then hurry up."
"What do you mean--" Li Cang had a small thing between his fingers, "Hey, how can you be so showy?
"gunna!"
Youth and love never grow old, even if they lose the fresh clothes of the angry horse, they will go through thorns and thorns.
...
"It's done!"
Master Wang waited and waited outside the cabin, but no one came out for more than an hour.
“Damn, it’s really happened, good gay friends finally got married!”
He clenched his fist fiercely and commanded loudly and domineeringly.
"You, stay over there! Go over there!"
"Miss Qiu, go to the corridor... I can't control you, I guess... Have you ever seen your stepmother and biological father get angry when they get up... If someone disturbs them... Okay... then you are so good.
..."
That night.
Area D on the 33rd floor experienced a very complete blockade. The corpse brother, corpse sister, and Miss Qiu were so stupid that they frightened the children who passed by in the early morning. They thought something big had happened, and Zhao Xiaoshuang and Yang Yang came running over shouting:
"What's wrong, what happened!"
"I'm afraid some blind little bastard will miss my big deal," Lao Wang waved his hand, "For this day, Wang has been strategizing for twenty years, and finally~"
Master Wang even moved himself to tears...
Yeah!
This is right!
This is worthy of the countless hearts I have broken over the past twenty years!
Zhao Xiaoshuang and Yang Yang looked at each other in confusion. Why is this man so babbling?
Forget it, that's not why we came here anyway...
"Um, Brother Wang," Yang Yang scratched his head and said, "We ran into some trouble. Because this kind of thing has never happened on the ship before, we don't know what to do, so we want to ask you for advice."
