Chapter 43 What did you experience in the hospital?
"That's almost it," Li Cang said, "Your arms are thicker than my thighs, so you can't do it after just three or two strokes? I'm really worried about the little nightlife..."
"How can you talk! What can't be done? Who can't do it?" Lao Wang immediately got up and said, "You are worried about you, I am twenty and she is thirty, the two of us are like a prosperous Spring and Autumn Period. The sky, thunder, earth, fire, dry wood, raging flames, harp, harp and music are singing in harmony.
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"It's different after graduating from a bachelor's degree. The literary talent of saying so many idioms to describe one's guilty conscience is worthy of praise. Also, it's time for you to lose weight. I heard that once a man gets fat, he has to pay some unknown price."
"I...where are you looking?" Lao Wang said angrily, "Can the world get any better? Why is it so full of discrimination and oppression against fat people... Hold the grass...
"
He looked at the broken bones under his feet and fell into deep thought. The sloppy and cynical expression disappeared from his face——
He is a very fantastic person. He has two faces at a young age.
When he is talking and laughing, he looks like a simple and happy fat man. His temperament can be said to have a bit of vulgarity. But once the expression on his face loses its seriousness, he can instantly turn into a tough second-hand butcher.
Fierce and wild.
"Teacher Cang, do you think that a person weighing more than 200 pounds could crush a complete skull directly?"
"Unless your legs are hydraulic."
Li Cang knelt down to check.
The pale skull was broken into many pieces in the grass. There were no traces of any living creatures around, no blood stains, and no smell of decay. Everything was ordinary. What was special about it was that there were many deep scratches on the surface of the skull.
mark.
It is probably because these bite marks destroyed the original structure of the skull, making it extremely fragile.
"It's just leftover snacks some guys had."
"I'm just curious about what you went through during these days in the hospital. When you said this, your tone was as natural as the air in Lay's potato chips."
Li Cangqi walked by and threw out,
"Smoking, drinking, and perming my hair to earn some extra money to pay off the mortgage."
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"The good news is that this island is obviously not a fragment separated from some inaccessible deep mountain forest. Another good news is that there may be a lot of walking corpses on the island," Li Cang said. "The forest belt in that direction should be street trees.
, let’s go in that direction.”
Lao Wang had two hatchets strapped to his waist, and he was carrying a metal baseball bat in his hand. He was fully armed and had the word "reckless" written on his face.
"Teacher Cang, I think we should get a box truck or something. It can carry more things and make it easier to run around!"
After walking for more than an hour in a high temperature of nearly 40 degrees, Li Cang and his wife finally arrived at the roadside.
"What a two-lane road..." Lao Wang complained, "I have given up all hope that there is a ruins of a big city hidden behind that mountain."
The asphalt road was sticky with the soles of my shoes, making a tearing sound with every step I took.
The road is even very complete, with almost no cracks visible on the road surface, which is good news for the two of them.
"Look, there's a car in front of you!" Lao Wang rushed forward excitedly, "Damn, he's still domineering, really good~"
A long-haired woman wearing a short shirt and a denim skirt with her belly exposed suddenly rushed out of the bushes beside the road, howling and pounced on Lao Wang.
Lao Wang, who was running, only had time to slightly tilt his neck and head to the side. This simple and unsophisticated movement successfully allowed him to avoid having his ears or half of his face chewed off.
There was a muffled bang.
Li Cang seemed to hear the sound of bones cracking, and saw that the long-haired woman's two big white legs were three feet above the ground, and they were violently carried by Lao Wang and flew seven or eight meters away.
What's even more outrageous is that Lao Wang's running posture didn't change much because of this collision.
It's not in the same tonnage.
Immediately, several more figures appeared in the bushes, their skin was pale and blood vessels bulged, and their gray eyes were filled with nothing but madness.
"Hold the grass, this is not the same as I imagined infiltrating!!"
Lao Wang reacted quickly. He held an elbow-long hatchet in his hand and swung it out, hitting a zombie directly on the shoulder.
The zombie who had been stabbed was completely unaware of the deep wound. He hugged Lao Wang, wrapped his legs around his waist, and opened his mouth to bite him.
Blood splattered and Lao Wang's expression changed horribly.
Because it was the first time I used this kind of hatchet with a curved top, the curved tip of the knife got stuck in the gap between the shoulder blades, and I couldn't pull it off for a while.
The zombie's smelly mouth with fleshy teeth was right in front of him. He didn't care whether it was a knife or not. He moved the metal bat in his hand upwards and used the roughly 200 kilograms of steel to smash the old tree.
The twisted zombie was forcefully thrown out of the body.
Before the zombie even had time to hit the ground, the final blow was already in place, and the big wand hit the back of the zombie in the air.
"Click~"
The back of the walking corpse suddenly erupted into a pale, strange halo with almost distinct grains. The halo splashed everywhere like water, and was instantly swallowed up by the big wand like a whale sucking water.
A layer of pale mist-like light floated on the surface of the big wand with spine, as if it really possessed magical power. As the light flickered, an indescribable heat was transmitted from the palm of the hand to the whole body.
Li Cang was shocked all over.
At this moment, he felt the shape of every bone in his body, down to the last detail.
That walking corpse, which obviously had a perverted physique that could still thrive despite being injured in its heart and other vital parts, was rolling like mud into a shapeless ball on the ground.
To be honest, Li Cang is a little numb at the moment.
"Is this the strength of calcium sucking..."
The purpose of these walking corpses is simple and direct, that is, the living flesh and blood of Li Cang and Lao Wang.
In other words, they don't see Big Corpse Brother at all in their eyes, they only regard it as an obstacle blocking their way and want to get around it.
Then, the ignored corpse brother easily grabbed the two zombies with one hand and lifted them off the ground by their necks.
"Crack, click, click!"
He lifted up his head as naturally as he opened a beer bottle cap, and then swallowed hard.
Within a few seconds, except for the walking zombie girl who appeared first, all the remaining three zombies were taken down.
"Are you OK?"
"No... damn..."
Holding a baseball bat, he approached the walking corpse girl in cool clothes step by step. Lao Wang roared,
"Sending you on your way!"
He dealt with the walking corpse girl neatly and without any hesitation, and he was very good-natured.
He retrieved the knife and bat, pulled the weeds on the roadside and wiped the blood on them.
After wiping and wiping, Lao Wang vomited all over the floor, with tears and runny nose running down his face.
"Wo said, please calm down and be calm," Li Cang said, "I have no place to hire a psychiatrist for you. This kind of situation will happen more often in the future!"
Lao Wang argued hard,
"Am I that fucking fragile?"
Opening his mouth, stomach contents flowed like a waterfall.
