Chapter 450: Escape from the mother planet overnight
Facts have proved that when the scene returns to calmness from the excitement of the three-party meeting and one party stirring up trouble, it is actually more difficult for people to deal with it.
Rao Qifang was more sorting out her thoughts than accompanying Kong Jingqiao. Everything that happened today was too messy. Everyone was interrupted again and again. There was no time to think about the skill reading, but Jin Yujing's strange performance was still
This aroused Rao Qifang's alarm. When everyone left and only the sleeping Kong Jingqiao was left, she never said a word again...
"My dear mother, please tell me what's wrong with my mother?" Li Laixi glanced in the direction of the second bedroom covertly, kicked off her shoes and put a pair of long legs on the coffee table, "The family came in from Xiaochabao.
At that time, Rao Qifang started to feel strange..."
Li Cang sat down and moved her long legs from the coffee table to his own legs very shrewdly. He held the pair of delicate little feet that Rao Qifang described as "deformed" in an extremely awkward manner and gently
Get a massage.
"Mom is angry with me..."
"Hey~" Unexpectedly, Li Laixi rolled her eyes disdainfully and said, "My mother doesn't act like that when she's angry. Don't try to confuse the public. Is there something else you're hiding from me?"
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Call this bitch stupid. Sometimes her sensitivity is so sharp that it makes people go numb. Call her not stupid. I’m afraid Lao Wang will think he is qualified to break the wall and protest against Li Cang’s differential treatment and poaching the corner of revolutionary friendship!
"How is that possible~" Li Cang said perfunctorily, sacrificing himself to block the muzzle of the gun, with an unprecedented sincerity and seriousness on his face: "Hey, I'm sorry for what happened today!"
"Tsk, if my memory is correct, this is the first time in my life that I have heard an apology from you." Li Laixi really forgot about her mother's strange behavior and smiled half-heartedly, "You are so salty.
The legendary Xiancao senior from Sichuan No. 1 Middle School, the Affiliated Middle School, and the Affiliated Elementary School actually bows to a woman one day?"
Li Cang pressed harder: "You can't force things like feelings, just follow your heart, there's no shame in it."
"Don't give me such a playful smile!" Li Laisi stepped on Li Cang's face, "Do you think I'm easy to coax - you're a pervert! Why are you licking my feet?"
"Obviously you put it up first..."
"Then you lick it? You are such a pervert!"
"Didn't you wash your feet?"
"Of course I don't... This has nothing to do with whether I wash or not!!"
"If it hasn't been washed, it might actually smell like hammer..."
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Li Cang!
Something's wrong with you!
Li Laisi's eyes suddenly became dangerous.
"Good guy, you prodigal bitch actually had the nerve to glare at me!" Li Cang was furious: "You have selectively forgotten that when you were a kid, you just stepped on me after walking on the horse and practicing boxing and kicking.
No, you were a strong man weighing more than 200 kilograms at that time! I’m so scared I didn’t get trampled to death by you! My gums are bleeding!”
"Cough cough cough cough..."
Li Laisi was so embarrassed that she almost coughed her lungs out. The two of them spoke almost at the same time -
"You did well today!"
"Don't try to change the subject..."
Li Cang plucked his ears and said in disbelief: "Huh? What did you say? Say it again?"
Speaking of which, Lao Wang knew that he would definitely knock on the coffin and scold his mother——
But one is an active attempted murder, and the other is slightly suspected of being overly defensive. In essence, they cannot be compared at all.
As a straight woman (crossed out), as a model of "good brothers and a quilt", a lot of people will unconsciously regard Li Cang as their gay friend physically and psychologically. At least Li Lace is better than a normal woman.
When I go through this kind of thing, I can be a little bit rational...
emmm, Daleizi talks about both theory and physics, but this is a fact that makes everyone sad!
"You heard me, this is a reward for your firm stance!" Li Laisi retracted her long legs, bent to her side, leaned forward, and pressed her lips on Li Cang's face, "Whether it's your little tea bag or a little
Auntie, maybe I am the third party to them, but people are selfish. For a long time in the past, I have been trying to keep a distance from you, and at the same time I don’t want others to get too close to you and take advantage of you.
It’s really me who is the shitty one. Little Tea Bag said this to me a long time ago, probably when I graduated from junior high school..."
Li Cang: WDNMD, what happened? These two people actually practiced in private??
Li Laisi pinched Li Cang's cheeks with both hands and pulled them to both sides, pulling his astonished face into a rather funny shape.
"Then the rewards are meager and perfunctory," Li Cang mumbled vaguely, "Why don't I give you a big reward?"
Li Laisi's body was covered with sweat, her lips were warm and moist, and she whispered in her ear like a female ghost whimpering: "Brother Li Cang, good brother, what else do you want..."
"Think, do you want to be a little older?"
"Hey, Dad~"
"hiss!"
Li Cang took a breath and couldn't help but glance at a certain door. I, Timi, am simply committing a crime!
"Are you satisfied~"
"How about you do it again?"
"Die, you-"
With an extremely rippling smile on his face, Li Cang flew away like swirling waves, and plunged his head into the fireplace, firing bricks at random.
"Xiao Cang?"
Li Cang poked his head in the fireplace: "Hey, Mom, I'm here!"
"Where did Yang Yinan work before? What's the detailed rank?"
"Ah...uh..."
"Um?!"
"Real estate." Li Cang whispered: "The deputy director of the Yanchuan Housing Insurance and Housing Management Reform Office is in the deputy bureau and has real power."
"So it turns out that the house that the goldfish transferred to my house was managed by her? No wonder!"
"yes..."
"You little traitor, you have been hiding this from me for a long time."
"..."
I also want to ask you when you found out! I don’t know Sister Li! What’s going on with you women? Isn’t it really going to make you mentally weak if you go back and forth like this?
Rao Qifang pointedly said:
"Er, Mom, let me tell you, women are very complicated creatures. Sometimes love is real, friendship is real, and family affection is real, but the actual situation may be more complicated. Tolerance, choice, respect,
These are all an indispensable part of life. I have not lost anything, but I have gained more. Some people have obviously gained nothing, but are very satisfied, and there are others——"
"Little Lace, I know you are eavesdropping. Your disordered breathing is as good as your grandma's electrocardiogram. Do you want to imitate others and eavesdrop?"
Rao Qifang had a strange expression and seemed to be suppressing a smile.
"Also, it's natural for young people to play flashy, and I've been young for a long time. I understand, but from now on you and I will whisper to each other. Could you please consider the psychological feelings of me, an old torchbearer who has been single for more than ten years? To my mother and
From my ears, it is impossible for there to be secrets in such a big room."
Li Laisi's faces were so delicate and charming... that they were bleeding...
Li Cang was a shameless person, and he continued what his mother-in-law had left unfinished in his mind: Some people are still alive, but they are already dead!
