The street facing the building was empty except for the embankment itself and a ring of heavy vehicles.
It was obvious that the vehicles, walking corpses, and corpses in this area had been cleaned up. The dark asphalt road looked strange, like a dry riverbed with cracked and curled skin.
Li Cang said directly, "Hey guys, no wonder there are so many repair shops in the inspection line but not a single large truck that can be used by them. It turns out that someone is taking advantage of it? What kind of array are you setting up here?"
There is a semi-trailer in the outer ring of the embankment, with a wide field of view more than two meters high, a windshield the size of a floor-to-ceiling window, and a brick-like intercom hanging on the inside of the windshield.
The voice came from the intercom,
"I'm so embarrassed, Qing Niang! I've seen cars shake, workers shake, and Mercedes-Benz and BMWs. How can my mother shake the front four and the back eight? Lu Dongzi, you can do it!"
The voices of other melon-eating people came one after another from the intercom.
"What's wrong with the front four and the rear eight? The air conditioning is powerful, spacious and powerful. Anyone who has been shocked knows this."
"Oh, the driver's seat of Lu Dongzi's car didn't even tremble. Did it make him feel lonely?"
"If you can't shake, everything will be meaningless~"
"Hey, doesn't Lu Dongzi only have three minutes? I'm holding on to the time."
After a burst of violent electric current, the voice of the person involved came from the intercom,
"Baby, open your mouth...hiss...so cool..."
A suspicious coughing sound was mixed with Lu Dongzi's increasingly wild laughter,
"I'm only going to rest for three minutes. You bastards, when the time is up, get up and get up! Ring the bell!"
At Lu Dongzi's signal, the excavators four in the front and eight in the rear started to move, their big arms raised, and at the same time they pulled up several 200-liter galvanized white diesel barrels penetrated by chains, shaking wildly up, down, left, and right.
The white leather bucket, which looked like a bunch of huge wind chimes, contained something unknown and made a harsh collision sound.
"Wuhu~"
"I'm so fucking impatient with waiting!"
"Church!"
"The fourth wave, ho ho, the fourth wave!"
"I bet that Lu Dongzi will die this time if I suppress my wife for one night!"
"Follow me! If Lu Dongzi doesn't die, you and your wife will serve me together!"
"Lu Dongzi fucked his new guy three times in the morning, and his legs are still as soft as noodles?"
The embankment suddenly became lively, and every few cars there were people climbing on the roofs or trailers, waving all kinds of homemade swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes and hooks, like a carnival.
The horns and engine roars of hundreds of semi-trailers merged into one, and the glass windows of half the city trembled with the sound.
Li Cang's ears were almost deafened.
"This welcome ceremony card is too big~"
Lao Wang was shouting next to him,
"How do you know they are welcoming us and not something else?"
"I have an ominous premonition. Is this poor island specialized in lunatics? Could they be -"
The roar of horns, engines and the so-called "ringing of bells" rang for a while and then gradually stopped.
At the same time, the roars of the walking corpses were heard from every corner of the ruins of the city.
As if they had been rehearsed in advance, the walking zombies who were hiding somewhere suddenly appeared from all directions, rushing towards the commercial building like a tidal wave. A quick glance revealed that there must be hundreds of them.
"???"
Lao Wang went crazy at that time, and his face was dark and full of question marks.
After knowing that he was played by Qian Ming, Li Cang thought about several possibilities, but he never dared to think that these people could play so crazy. Isn't this just inserting a straw into the cesspit and risking his life to suck shit!
Lao Wang tightened the bat and hatchet in his hands, his voice was dry,
"Teacher Cang..."
In just the blink of an eye, there were walking corpses on the left, right, and behind.
Are you all dogs?
You guys are playing cup wrestling as a nickname, do you have anything to do with me, Li Cang?
However, all escape routes were blocked. Unless there were cracks in the ground for them to hide in, Lao Wang and Li Cang had no choice but to go on.
When people are in a life-or-death situation, their IQ will always improve by leaps and bounds, and no matter how bad things are, they can still have a flash of inspiration.
Li Cang pointed his hand, and the corpse brother got telepathy and immediately got into the store next to him and hid.
Seeing that the group of corpses was only one step away from him, Li Cang dragged Lao Wang and rushed towards the group of people in the dam, shouting curses at the same time as he rushed,
"Grass!"
"I'm sorry for your family, my car broke down, cheating me to death will be good for you!"
"A bunch of bastards and bastards!"
Lao Wang reacted immediately.
Fragrant breath?
This guy is a professional!
This man, weighing more than 200 pounds, has vowed to hike all the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. He is a ruthless man who gave birth to a group of rhodiola war gods on Dongda Mountain. How could his lung capacity be so bad?
He roared with such a loud voice that his curses almost drowned out the group of corpses behind him.
Some of the people on the dam and in the car saw them, and they immediately burst into whistles and laughed, as if they were so funny.
"Hahaha, where did these two unlucky guys come from~"
"I'm laughing so hard, who's a serious person? Two big men went out to clean the streets."
"That thin skin is so tender. If my aunt has such a face next to her when she sleeps, believe it or not, she will drown him directly?"
"Stop dreaming, you don't want a man, but I do have a man~"
"Sasha, you're obviously not very competitive. I shouldn't mention that that guy's hair is as messy as a chicken coop, but his foundation is really good. I used to be a makeup artist, so I still have some good eyesight.
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"My aunt has been practicing yoga since she was 16. Isn't it easy to get three people's postures right?"
"If you can't beat him, just join him!"
"Hey, run away, you two idiots, the zombies are going to bite your butts~"
The second before they were overtaken, Li Cang and Lao Wang rolled into the bottom of a car and were dragged out from the other end by seven or eight hands.
Shasha, who claimed to join them if she couldn't beat them, held a narrow blade ground out of truck spring steel in one hand, and twisted Li Cang's butt hard with her other hand.
"You're so handsome, when did you come in? My sister loves you~"
Li Cang's whole body was agitated——
Where did this bitch come from?
Lao Wang was possessed by the drama queen and violently pushed her to the point of staggering.
"Assume that I don't exist, right? Where can I touch my paws?"
With inhuman agility, a zombie climbed onto the barn fence from outside the defense line of large trucks and jumped into the trailer using all four limbs. As soon as it landed, it was smashed to pieces by two young men with colorful hair holding sledgehammers.
There were people and zombies everywhere on the entire embankment, fighting face to face, with smelly blood splattering everywhere.
No one was seen retreating at all, and everyone's face was filled with distorted excitement and madness.
"Oh, they really are a couple."
"Mad is so perverted, but I like it~"
"Sasha is finally going to miss it."
Shasha picked up a sharp spring steel knife and nailed the zombie that crawled under the car to the ground. She let it howl and twitch miserably, but made no next move. Instead, she looked at Lao Wang up and down, and rolled her eyes in a coquettish way.
"Do you mind having multiple girlfriends? I have been practicing yoga for ten years~"
With that red and fruity look in his eyes, Lao Wang felt as if his pants had been stripped off in public, and he felt a chill.
"Bah, yoga practitioners are all washboards!"
The people around were stunned for a moment, then laughed like crazy,
"Where did the stupid green come from? It's over, Sister Shasha is angry."
"The pain in Shasha's heart will always be there."
"Shasha, getting married is not a business, how about you consider me~"
"Get out!" Shasha cursed with a dark face and looked deeply at Lao Wang and Li Cang, "I remember you, just wait for me!"