Chapter 52: Charge with me (dont wait while its hot~)
Afterwards (cross out and rewrite the previous one) it turns out that waist and waist are two distinct systems.
Li Cang rubbed his waist, and Qiao Shasha rubbed her waist. It can be said that both sides have their own injuries.
Qiao Shasha's eyes were dripping and her face was full of provocation, and she was already sorting out her language for the conversation.
As soon as Li Cang thought about this, he asked her to finish the draft and reveal the moves. I was immediately confused and lost my reputation in this life.
Being too passive means being labeled, and it will be even more difficult to overturn the verdict. To deal with this situation, you must take a preemptive strike:
"It's so fancy! Isn't it an A-level hexagonal warrior? Isn't it a waist and a horse? Isn't it a two-row battle all night long until dawn? That's it, little auntie? She's really loud, but she only has one mouth left. Here, put the pillow first
Give it back to me and I'll lie down for a while."
Qiao Shasha wiped the corners of her mouth subconsciously, her nose becoming crooked with anger.
AAA knows A, what’s wrong with being small? My aunt’s mouth is still small. Why don’t you dislike it?
Then the cheeks turned red,
"you you..."
She was snatched away by Li Cang, and all the lines she had just compiled were forgotten, but she was still a woman no matter what, and her words were spoken with ease and her tears were shed at the same time.
"Shameless little thief, didn't I pity your mother so much that she almost broke her waist?"
"It hurts me to death because I got a bargain and behaved well. Bah! Get out of here. My aunt is just like being bitten by a dog..."
Li Cang's claws were numb.
Scratching my head crazily,
"Hey, hey? Don't cry...but you are like this...how can you still..."
Qiao Shasha opened her eyes angrily, her voice was as cold as a bell, and she reached for the knife.
"You, don't, want to, say, I'm old?!"
At this time, this situation and situation are a bit strange.
It would be a long story to say——
A waist that is twice as big may be a surprise, or you may be worried that you won't be able to survive it.
But when I first saw a waist twice as big, I was really frightened.
Qiao Shasha once wondered how Li Cang survived...
Young man, are you going to turn into a dragon?
But after all, a bad waist is only temporary, and being handsome is a lifelong thing.
Feeling sorry for the little puppy, Qiao Shasha’s motherhood is overflowing like the tide, water, water, water.
The arrow was on the string and had to be fired. It was delayed but it was faster. I saw a certain cold light in Cang first, and then the spear came out like a dragon. It was an armor-piercing critical strike at the speed of light, and it was a sure kill.
If I had to describe it...
I got up and the shot was dead in seconds, what is there to say?
quick,
too fast,
It was so fast that Aunt Qiao Shasha didn't even react when she was on the horse.
She winked and smiled,
"Dirty brother, have you really been caught by me?"
"No, at your age, shouldn't you be a proficient person who accidentally misfired?"
Mouth!
All I can say is that you know nothing about Cang!
Cang is usually in the ICU, but if he dares to practice this kind of evil technique, his electrocardiogram will not jump like a roller coaster? Believe it or not, the head nurse will come to you in minutes to double extubate you?
Li Cang was speechless and suffered internal injuries and shut himself down on the spot...
"Would you believe me if I say that my little brother and I haven't had sex for a year? Really, excitement is unavoidable. He and I are really not that familiar. At least now, we are not as familiar as he is with you.
"
Auntie Qiao Shasha was still willing to believe Li Cang's lies after she experienced being killed on the spot and blowing her nose. She broke the defense twice a day. If she doesn't seize the opportunity to make a comeback, she will probably be left with a shadow in her heart for the rest of her life.
With a serious look on her face, Qiao Shasha took out a wallet from somewhere, twisted out a thick wad of big bills on the spot, and tied it with a red ribbon.
She slapped the money on Li Cang's chest, and excitedly pulled up the reins.
"Ju'er, charge with me, drive!"
What a shame...
I, Li Cang, will not be a human being until I beat you out today and then use it to write miserable words on your legs!
After removing the punctuation marks and modal particles, Qiao Shasha’s entire speech that night was as follows:
"That's it?"
"That's it..."
"save..."
"Help..."
This is how the feud between the two was forged.
The enemies were extremely jealous when they saw each other, and killed all those who tried to break up the fight on the spot.
The pillow, the sole victim, faithfully records the entire process, moving from one person's waist to another's waist, then to the belly, then to the waist again...
Anyway, it didn't go to the proper place it was supposed to go. It was almost broken and squashed by the play. It was full of tears and soaked all over.
...
"You traitor!"
"Why don't I just give you a few compliments? If you are so vindictive at such a young age, will you die if you say nice things to your aunt?"
The sullen look of the little aunt is quite interesting.
Li Cang pinched his chin,
"It turns out that people can really suppress their blushing when they are extremely angry. Not only their face will turn red, but their body will also turn red."
The little aunt’s willow eyebrows stood upright,
"That's why you made it red!!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his crystal-clear feet and almost stepped on Li Cang's face.
"Look, look, here, here, here, and above! It's all your fault! Even jio is not spared!"
Auntie, you are already so old and you still act like a little sister? Do you really think that we young people have no temper?
Li Cang got angry, raised his head and pushed his chest into her face, causing her to stagger.
"Look, look, this, this, and this, and the top of my neck! You chewed them all! It's not enough to chew them, you also film them, drive them, drive them like you!"
Follow a woman's path and leave her with nowhere to go.
The little aunt was stunned, her eyes turned blue because of Li Cang's shamelessness and she spoke incoherently.
"It's not...I...you...you bastard!"
"Oh, my little aunt was a decent person before the disaster happened. I have never seen this phenotype before,"
Li Cang took Qiao Shasha's wrist and looked at the time on the Jaeger-LeCoultre watch that he had worn for many years.
"It's three o'clock in the morning?"
Qiao Shasha rolled her eyes at him angrily and lazily sat back on the sofa.
"Smelly brother, my aunt's spitting is a thorn. Look outside, the sun is almost coming out, and you don't think it's going to stay up all night?"
Li Cang said disdainfully,
"Hetui, stay up all night? It has nothing to do with you!"
"We agreed that the two-row team would play black and get a big score, but the result was just like a three-legged cat. What if I hadn't used the flywheel to get you to win the entire game?"
"Little auntie, don't wait any longer. It's so sad to have a gray hair~"
The little aunt was shocked,
"Is it still in my hair?"
"..."
Qiao Shasha realized that she had lost her composure again and turned her head away from him.
"Get out of here!"
"The little nanny performed well tonight. There are two semi-trailer keys on the coke box at the door. I'll reward you with overnight expenses."
"What are you doing standing there? Take your stuff and get out of here~"
"You..." Li Cang was shocked, "Damn it, when did you..."
Qiao Shasha's eyes seemed to be half-open and slightly red, probably because she was tired, and she spoke with a strong nasal voice.
"Don't be angry with me. It's useless. My aunt is thirty-three this year. What kind of man has she never seen?"
Li Cang was stunned,
"Then you still..."
Just a kind little aunt?
Qiao Shasha mumbled,
"It's true that I've seen a ghost, but I'm more afraid of not having a man than ghosts. Go away, don't delay my beauty sleep, and don't let me see you again in the future, otherwise Jill will be flattered by you."
