"Don't worry about those details!" Lao Wang said nonsensically, "Brother, where are you going to work today?"
emmm, men, or a large part of men, the way to "deal with" problems is not limited to the problem itself. The cute little lady actually secretly sent a message to Lao Wang hoping that he could give Li Cang some advice. Little did he know that this matter was not done at all.
Not even mentioned!
"Go to Uncle Hei's market to buy a small shark and then go back to our mother's place? Aunt Kong doesn't seem to have a banquet to arrange today. Last time Aunt Kong said she would make me gold jade bones, which sounded great."
Lao Wang glanced around with his stern eyebrows, as if to determine whether there was a mole: "Look at your potential! How can I say that you don't like to see good things that are suitable for both refined and popular tastes and are appreciated by all ages?"
"What do you mean you have a mouth?"
“It’s well-known by everyone!”
"Fuck you," Li Cang said directly, "I don't want to deal with Cadillac soliciting customers, you can enjoy it by yourself."
"Then what are you doing, killing people in your dreams?"
"'I love killing people in my dreams.' Do you really know who said this?" Li Cang was surprised, "You can eat whatever you want, but you can say whatever you want."
Lao Wang always has an idea when it comes to things like this: "Could it be that he is also the one who continues to play music and then dances!"
"bushi——"
"Look at this, what a coincidence! Therefore, the powerful people from ancient times must have something in common, and they have the same hobbies as ours. Boss Cao conquered Wuhuan, defeated Tadu in formation, and surrendered two hundred thousand, two hundred thousand.
, I have no idea whether I can seize control of the Central Plains when I go south the following year. These 200,000 women and children will be enough to choose concubines!"
"..."
Li Cang was stunned, and for a moment he didn't know which part to complain about first. As a result, an Escalade screeched to a stop next to the two of them, and the back door opened automatically.
Why does this scene look familiar...
Kidnapping coming?
Just listen to Lao Wang strangely shouting,
"Let's go~"
Seizing the opportunity, he pushed Li Cang into the car door. The driver in front of him gave Lao Wang a flattering smile.
"Boss, it's slow today. I've been waiting for you for a long time. Are you still making the same arrangements?"
"Drive, drive! What are you talking about!!" Lao Wang tried his best to push Li Cang away, "gogogo! I don't have any eyesight! Didn't you see that there are distinguished guests today!"
The middle-aged driver touched the floor oil and could smell the smell of burnt tires through the window. While he was turning hard to change gears and changing lanes, he still had time to look back at the two people in the back seat. As he looked around, the driver suddenly became excited.
She was trembling: "This, this, this, is it Teacher Cang? It's Teacher Cang! A living Teacher Cang??"
"What do you think!"
The middle-aged driver grabbed the walkie-talkie and spat wildly.
"Guard, guard!"
"Do you know who is sitting in my car?"
"Teacher Cang! It's Teacher Cang, hahaha! Teacher Cang will take care of our business, hahaha!"
The electricity in the walkie-talkie buzzed lonelyly, and then suddenly burst out with countless random sounds.
"Fuck! Where are you?"
"We must protect you! Wait, the convoy will be here soon!"
"You...ah...don't grab..."
Suddenly a female voice came up: "Really? Don't lie to me, sisters, I'm telling you! Otherwise, you will get the good news! Little bitches! Don't say that I don't take care of you! Didn't you just scream for Brother Wang to take care of you?
Teacher Cang is coming to our house! This time he is really here! Do we have any leave? Hurry up and notify me! Show me your best state! Tell me! What is the slogan of our Yuhuangtian Group?"
"Go in upright and go out horizontally! Come in upright and go out lying down!"
In less than three minutes, 20 or 30 Escalades of the same model appeared outside the car window with ambiguous pink lights and banners clearly showing pictures of "White Bath in Beijing" and "Beautiful Women Taking a Bath". They quickly merged into the traffic flow to form a convoy, and in a moment they formed a queue.
They lined up in an N shape and then formed a B shape. They also used external speakers to play loud music. They were so majestic that passers-by looked at them with side eyes.
Li Cang: "Don't stop me! I'll jump out of the car! I can't afford to lose this guy!"
It is impossible to jump out of the car. The more fierce the resistance, the stronger the suppression. Lao Wang started the most courageous mode in his life, almost using Yang Shou to tie up Li Cang.
"Goose goose!" the middle-aged driver braked, "Boss, we're here!"
A splendid building, in front of which is a huge fountain with pink lights, covering an area of at least several hundred square meters. There are hundreds of girls standing densely on both sides of the curved entrance driveway, looking at a field of white flowers.
Well, they also waved colorful flowers and screamed, just like a fan meeting bought by TM.
Li Cang seemed to be dead, like a walking corpse being dragged out of the car by Lao Wangsheng: "Hahaha, let's go~"
Wherever the two of them went, the girls would follow them with their blessing gifts, a uniform "Welcome to the boss".
"Ah, I'm dead. This is Teacher Cang. He's so handsome!"
"Oh my god, look at him, look at him quickly, his waist is so sexy!"
"If only I could touch it and give it a try...suck it..."
"Langhozi, how do you want to help me?"
"Of course... oops... I'm going to deal with some personal issues... we'll talk about it later..."
"I suggest you use wet wipes here. Wiping with tissue paper will make it sticky!"
"Hehe~"
Lao Wang felt as if he had returned to his own home:
"Hey, Sister Xiaojing is wearing a bohemian style today?"
“Shanshan is more beautiful without makeup!”
"Hey, if you want to say spelling, it's better to say it's our Yanzi's spelling. You're so good at putting pictures into mosaics and converting text to *****, you're so smart~"
There are all the warblers and swallows, and the soft words are warm and fragrant, and they are full of anger.
The four eldest sisters with the thickest fabrics on their bodies stepped forward and exchanged pleasantries with Lao Wang for a while. Then they heard Lao Wang say: "A pick? What pick? Do you know what an unlimited stamina bar is? My brother must fight in all directions at night and across the world.
Ah! We don’t reserve the venue and don’t rush people! It’s just for fun! Find the biggest pool! Arrange the energetic and skilled sisters in a square array and send them in! All the expenses in the venue will be paid by the prince! Sisters, everything
Those who show up will be rewarded!"
A swaying willow nest exploded in the wind, surrounding the two of them.
"Wow~"
"Excellent skills? Sisters never know what skills can be stronger than the boss. They are all soft~"
"Me me me!"
"What are you, look at your little arms and legs, how many times can you take them?"
"Sister, what do you know? My sister, I have been practicing yoga all year round. I can exert strength without any blind spots in any posture or state. I can lose weight even though I am showing off~"
"I, I, I, I'm so strong! Boss, look at my sister's erector spinae, gluteus maximus, piriformis, and vest line and chest muscles!"
"Go, go, go!" Lao Wang laughed and scolded: "The most important thing for a person is to have self-awareness, you know? There was a time when the sea was too difficult for water, you know? Why don't you show off your little bean bag in front of our teacher Cang, ugh~"
"Disgusting!"
"The same rice can feed hundreds of people, and the milk powder is divided into Yingshi, Wyeth, Feihe, and Lanzhen. Do we sisters want something that feels good?"
"That's right, Brother Wang knows how to slander others, huh!"
Li Cang: Abba Abba...
He, a patient with mild social fear, finally received chemotherapy, and everything was wrong here!
