"Aren't you blind? Then why are you pretending to be a master if you close your eyes?"
"I--ah!!"
It was obvious that Xiahou Haiwei had a bad temper. He opened his eyes and glared at Lao Wang and cursed loudly, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he let out an earth-shattering howl. Two fountains of blood came out of his eyes from the tear glands. This was called Qimen Dunjia.
The semi-artificial scenery made Zhao Yang and other big shots dumbfounded!
"Damn it, what a waste of time?"
"What kind of evil magic is this? It's bloody and scary..."
"Cow! There is something!"
"sharp!"
Just when everyone was filled with emotion, they heard Xiahou Haiwei whispering aggrievedly and humbly what he had just said: "... Open your eyes. Looking at one more person is equivalent to looking at one more person. Of course I won't open them."
Eye!"
After finishing talking, Xiahou Haiwei pointed at Li Cang while covering his eyes, his tone seemed extremely shocked and passionate.
"No need to look for it! It's him! It's him! Which ancient tomb did you dig up this person from? I've lived for most of my fucking life and now I've been poked in the butt with a rolling pin and opened my eyes! This evil spirit is also a living person.
Can it be possible??”
"Me?" Li Cang pointed to the tip of his nose in confusion.
"It's just you!" Xiahou Haiwei pinched his fingers, symbolically making a calculation gesture, and then closed at the touch, "You happen to be a sheep, so right!!"
"You wait first and then check it out," Zhao Yang said with a serious face, "Didn't you say you want to find someone with a very strong evil spirit? And it can't be someone from the army. Two of the people you chose have already died.
Comrade Li Cang cannot tolerate any mistakes, so I don’t agree!”
"Let go...you are talking nonsense!"
Come to me to solve the problem. I'm already here, but you still want to take charge. I'm sorry, if you hadn't just followed along and messed around, so many people would have died. Things wouldn't have gotten to this point. Only specific methods can be used.
Do you think I am willing to 'kill' just to solve the problem?"
Zhao Yang glared at the junior leaders sent by several other departments with hatred. This issue had nothing to do with him. It all depended on the support of his peers, so he could only swallow his anger.
Xiahou Haiwei ignored him and kept mumbling to himself, as if he was explaining or convincing himself.
"In Qing Dynasty, in a certain place in Shaanxi, the common people were not buried immediately after death, but their flesh and blood were violently dissipated. Those who acquired the earth energy before the body was destroyed would have hairy bodies all over their bodies after the third month, which was regarded as evil. It would be a sin to enter other people's homes, and they would become zombies.
also."
"No, no, no, that's not right..."
"Also, Wan Bishu said that A's sheep has nine heads and one body. The head of a sheep is the body of a tiger, and trouble will arise."
"Also, a Miao woman in the Yue Village in Guiping, who was over sixty years old, was lost in the mountains and could not return. She ate things in the stream and became hairy all over her body. She looked like a wild man. She had sex with tigers. At night, she would lead the tigers into the village and kowtow for them.
Opening up people's houses, seizing people and animals, or transforming into beautiful women at times, and not knowing when someone is approaching, they will grab hold of them, break their breasts with their claws and drink the blood, this is what a woman is..."
"The wrong person is usually a human being, or a cat, a sheep, a chicken, a duck, an ox, a hog, or an elephant horse. The person has a yellow face, blazing eyes, a dazed expression, and unkempt beard."
"Having nothing to return to is a plague. Chapter 9 of the Songs of Chu says: I let the god of plague take possession of it. Does the god of plague cover the ghosts of disaster? Harvest is also an epidemic!"
"again..."
After muttering for a long time, Xiahou Haiwei's voice suddenly sounded loud and clear, and he said: "He is an exception! He will definitely be fine! And he can get rid of this matter immediately! The two evil spirits in front are not strong enough, so he may not be able to take this job.
Come on, he's different. I've never seen anyone with such a strong evil spirit in most of my fucking life. I believe you when you say that he was the knife in the executioner's hand for ten lifetimes and then he was reborn as a human being!"
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Lao Wang looked incredulous, "He? Teacher Cang? What about me? I can't do it?"
emmmm, Master Wang is not convinced. He feels that his murderous aura must be very strong, at least heavier than that of Teacher Cang.
Xiahou Haiwei twisted something from his waist and pinched it with his fingers. He drew a mark in the void in front of his eyes and found a piece of cloth to wipe the blood on his face. After doing this, he calmly raised his head and looked at Lao Wang.
"According to my calculations, some people are born as cows and horses. If you have a face like yours, oh, yes, you are a horse."
"Say, old man, what do you mean?"
"Don't get me wrong, I said you're not suitable for this job. No one in the world can take it."
"???" Lao Wang felt that he was being connoted, and said angrily: "You just said that tigers, cattle and sheep are all fine!"
"Then are you in there?"
"..."
Zhao Yang was not in the mood to listen to their wrangling, and frowned: "It has to be Li Cang? Others can't do it? Is there no other way?"
Xiahou Haiwei looked around, pulled a simple diagram of a nearby neighborhood on the table, and drew a circle.
"In this circle, one missile, phew, work together directly, simple and crude, once and for all, I guarantee there will be no future troubles for at least two hundred years!"
"Huh?" Zhao Yang's eyes lit up. In young people's terms, the DNA was moved, "Then the people here..."
"Who are they? With all the missiles coming, who else is there?"
Am I pretty? Are you asking me to reimburse the land and people in this circle?
Zhao Yang looked at the size of the circle, then looked at Li Cang, and began to grit his teeth: "Didn't you say that you can send that thing to the sheep? If so, it should be considered controlled, and the problem cannot be solved by praying?"
"I also said it was a gift, not any other word. At most, it can barely be considered a lie. Besides, what I'm talking to you about is metaphysics. What reality are you telling me here?"
Good guy, Zhao Yang didn't even react for a while...
Does it mean that exorcising ghosts is metaphysics, while praying is reality?
"No matter what you call this, whether it's dancing, exorcising demons, exorcising ghosts, or doing feng shui, you can do whatever you like. In short, these things all belong to case law. It's very scientific, right?"
Xiahou Haiwei looked at him clearly, then looked at Lao Wang——
"To answer your question, I was just endorsing it."
"For people like us, we can basically only find things with high similarities from ancient books or records of our predecessors. This is called inheritance, and it comes from a lost era or world inheritance that is incompatible with the current world!"
"The more we know, the broader our knowledge, the more situations we can handle. Sadly, many inheritances have been broken long ago, and people like us have become synonymous with deception, especially after the founding of the People's Republic of China.
..Ahem..."
"Ayang, that monster with nine heads and eight tails, a sheep's head and a tiger's body?" Li Cang suddenly asked curiously, "You mean, it turned the worker at the beginning into a witch or a ghost.
..."
After Xiahou Haiwei's bloodshed, he seemed to have placed Li Cang on an equal footing with himself. He saw that everyone in the room, including Old Wang Zhao Yang, looked down upon Zhu Zi's inadequacies and schemes, but he was very warm to Li Cang.
"Case law..." Xiahou Haiwei smiled bitterly and laughed at himself, "This thing is too limited. So far we have lost too many things, and the inheritance is misplaced. We can only find some leftovers from the limited things to deal with.
"Looking at your expression, I can tell that you will never believe this kind of thing. To be honest, this thing, what does it say? It's not just a question of whether you believe it or not..."
"If I said that I have never seen that kind of thing with my own eyes since I was born, not even with my eyes open, would you laugh out loud?"
"Hey, I, and the vast majority, ninety-nine point ninety-nine percent of my seniors, listened to the victims' descriptions and then took the open-book exam."
"A small part of them happened to be optimistic, and the other part..."
"Basically, it can be said that I have been breaking defenses since I started working in this industry, breaking defenses sustainably."
"If I hadn't discovered later that talismans are very useful for walking corpses..."
"If it were a world where disasters had not happened, maybe I would have given up my faith long ago."
Li Cang suddenly felt that Xiahou Haiwei was actually quite interesting. At least if he hadn't had the preconceptions about the previous incident, he would have thought that this handsome old man was a suave, unruly and unruly guy.
