Chapter 553: Are martial arts practitioners and dance practitioners the same thing?
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"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? It's broad daylight..." Li Laixi is a typical girl who is dissatisfied with her body and integrity. She quietly adjusts her body position to facilitate someone's hand rubbing skills while scolding her with a black face. She yells in a slightly divisive manner.
He yelled: "Is this why you put so much effort into surprising me?"
"Brother, what are you talking about?" Li Cang put his hand around her frightening curved waist, and his hand speed of three flashes per second was touching, "Is this a surprise? This is called caring for each other and sharing weal and woe with heart and soul.
!Explain to me what a surprise is. For example, if you cosplayed a female investigator and I discovered it, or if you accidentally got stuck in the washing machine when you were doing laundry, it’s called a fucking surprise!"
Li Laisi was so angry that she couldn't find a reasonable angle to squirt because she had so many flaws.
"If you can speak, write a book! You either want to be my brother or your father. Can you address your serious needs? Please be more humane and do something related to people. I used to think that Lao Wang was deviant.
, Now that I think about it, I really wronged him, because you, Teacher Cang, have always been the most outrageous and perverted one!"
"What's wrong with a man being a little perverted?"
"I don't like perverts touching me. Take it away with your hands. Hurry up. Oh, please be careful. If your clothes are going to tear or break, you have to find a little lady to sew them. I'm so embarrassed..."
"You do not respect me!"
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Li Cang made a very vicious voice, "Good fellow, if you still care about your clothes, you will burst into pieces soon!"
"Bah! Ah~"
Li Laixi suddenly let out a cat-like cry, charming and moist, completely different from her usual voice. Li Cang supported her long legs like a baby, ran all the way into the room, and beat himself and her hard.
Throw it on the soft polar bear skin bedding.
"Hmm~! You bastard..." Li Laisi said in a sharp voice, "Shoes, oh, and clothes, I haven't taken them off yet..."
"What should I take off? Bad habit! Selling equipment before going to the battlefield? Which prodigal master taught you this?"
Li Laixi choked, rarely restraining her usual fierce aggression, her eyes were soft and kind, but soon she choked, and she found that Li Cang seemed to be dedicated to folding her into a weird posture...
"Hey, what are you doing again?"
"Help you turn your boast into reality and see if martial arts practitioners and dance practitioners are the same thing. You're welcome!"
As we all know, Suo Zhihui was a tough kid in Yanchuan No. 1 Middle School. She went to the general school to take the art exam, and her legend spread everywhere in the No. 1 Middle School.
Whenever Mr. Li Cang and his dog slyly argue about the mysteries of being a dancer, Li Laixi will always say her classic words: "Oh, isn't it just to unlock a few more positions? If you have the ability, try teasing her."
, let’s see if those who practice dancing and those who practice martial arts are the same thing!”
His tone was dismissive and scornful, and Lao Siji's strength was evident.
However, this sentence finally ended with a certain Wang who did not want to be named. He quietly showed his not too ferocious fangs and stabbed him——
"It's easy for Teacher Cang to flirt with her, but where can I put the analogy?"
How should I put it? After the King of Good Medicine Bitter Mouth said this, his head was not torn off because his neck was long and strong.
"That's it?" Li Lai Si turned her body sideways like a winding white python, with one long leg hanging on Li Cang's shoulders and face to face with him. Her breathing was not disordered at all, but her face was reddish, her eyes were like blue waves, and her expression was disdainful.
"Hen Li": "Humph, I'll tell you why it's not the same thing!"
"hiss!"
Li Cang suddenly took a breath of cold air and froze in disbelief.
It can only be said that people who practice martial arts are really talented, and their muscle control is so exquisite and terrifying. They can train their muscles, bones and skin in one breath and train them internally. This timi has no flaws in both internal and external training!
...
Facts have proved that those who practice martial arts and those who practice dance are really not the same thing. Of course, Li Cang only knows one but not the other. In fact, he does not understand what dancing is all about.
However, Mr. Cang really couldn't bear the ruthless thunder.
"terrible..."
"I'm still too young and haven't seen the world..."
"Dolphin...this is a dolphin..."
Li Cang was sitting on the bed with his arms bare and a depressed expression on his face, chattering non-stop like Mrs. Xianglin. His whole person exuded a sense of decadence from the inside out.
Li Laisi smiled nonstop, put a slender silver hairpin on her lips, crossed her legs and puffed out her breath in a big gesture: "Okay, I don't mind...cough cough
Cough cough cough cough..."
Before he could finish his words, there was a series of violent coughs, and he quickly threw away the deceptive thing.
Well, the failure of Versailles was mainly caused by the poor quality of the props.
Li Laixi looked at him with a smile, winked and gave advice that seemed very conscientious but was actually heart-wrenching——
"Oh, how about..."
"Pray for a wish? Find a loser and give him a sap to make up for it? At worst, you have to start all over again! I love you~!"
"Pfft~" Li Cang's defense was almost broken, his face was ferocious and twisted, "Human words? Human words? I can't deal with you today, little girl! It depends on your mouth, right..."
"Huh? Wait a minute?!"
After a while, Li Leisi suddenly screamed in panic.
"I#￥%..."
The attempt failed, and the speech gradually became incoherent and unclear.
...
"what time is it?"
"8 o'clock!"
"Hey~ Wuwu Xuanxuan is tossing me like she's spreading pancakes! That's it? It's only 8 o'clock?"
"The time you mentioned was 8 o'clock yesterday, and today is April 22nd."
Li Laisi was speechless and choked, but felt that she could not lose her momentum, so she twisted out 5 golden melon seeds and threw them at Li Cang's face: "Here, I'll reward you, you've done a good job, keep up the good work!"
"Okay~"
Life is not easy, Cang Cang sighed, and then put away the golden melon seeds with a sunny face without any psychological burden.
"You really took it..."
"It's so funny, I make money with my skills!"
"Bah!" Li Leisi laughed angrily, "You pay me back! I'm not satisfied! I want more!"
"...If I want it again, if I want it again, I will pee!" Li Cang was shocked and his face turned blue. He was extremely humble: "It will be tomorrow, it will be tomorrow. The days are long and there is not even a drop left!"
"Are you disgusting?"
"What, you're not thirsty?"
"..."
The two of them drank a large pot of water and took a shower. Only then did they feel refreshed and relieved from dehydration.
"It's over!" Li Leisi suddenly remembered something and looked desperate: "Forgot the little lady and Lao Wang!"
"Well."
Counting the day of coming back, making bracelets and working day and night, five days have passed, and the relic is still in Li Cang's hand. What are these two poor children going to take home?
It is conceivable that when Master Wang and the young lady come back, they will look down upon them with strange eyes.
Li Laixi and Li Cang looked at each other, sadly, and said in unison:
"Don't say it out loud, there is already a picture..."
