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Chapter 571: numb, numb

Boom~

The sound of a gunshot almost sent Li Cang away. The livestock on the entire island were in chaos, and the zombies on the floating islands opposite seemed to have exploded.

It took more than two minutes for the buzzing echo in Li Cang's head to gradually disappear.

"You did it on purpose, Timi. Where's the silencer?"

"I forgot, I said this thing suddenly looked a lot shorter..."

Some people say that snipers are the kind of assassins who can escape thousands of miles without hitting a single hit, and the bullet speed is much greater than the speed of sound, so there is no need to install a silencer on a sniper rifle. This cannot be said to be a wrong perception, because it is indeed

There is some truth to that.

However, Li Cang now has reason to suspect that installing a silencer on a firearm is actually to protect himself from the firearm in his hand...

Because the sound of this thing is so damn loud, the noise emitted by this semi-finished SOP must definitely exceed 140 decibels or even higher. It can basically be understood as the level of an An-20 taking off close to the face!

If an ordinary person were to be here, they would basically cause irreversible damage to their ears if they were not deaf. How could they still talk and laugh like two idiots?

"This shot can't be counted. It almost scared me to death."

"If you don't hit, you won't hit. What excuse can you make for yourself? Well, it doesn't count. You continue!"

The second shot, a bullet that can be described as huge, turned the ugly zombies 800 meters away directly into a puddle on the ground. The shape of the blood flower was like a huge and scarlet exclamation mark.

"Oh, you can hit a moving target now!" Lao Wang laughed, "You've made some progress. Have you been secretly practicing your marksmanship recently?"

"Haha, buddy, I don't have the same luck as your blind cat. I've always relied on technology to speak for myself!"

"What a joke, I have no skills? I made this gun all by myself!"

"It's so funny. Didn't you find the Academy of Sciences and smuggle it back piece by piece?"

"How dare you insult me?"

"Are you going to fight or not?"

The walking corpses were frightened and running around, but they were not stupid enough to jump off the cliff on the wild island and commit suicide. Li Cang felt that Lao Wang was stalling for time to wait for them to calm down.

Boom~

The sound of the domineering sniper with the silencer is much more normal, but it still sounds like a cannon.

"Hold the grass? It's empty..."

"Hahaha, such a big walking corpse is sitting there with nothing!"

After ten shots, Li Cang used a chain crossbow to hook Nodao back to check the results. Lao Wang hit nine out of ten shots, and Li Cang hit eight out of ten shots. However, Lao Wang and Li Cang had a dispute over the last shot - Li Cang insisted that he

That gun killed two zombies with one stone.

"You're hallucinating before you wake up! You're killing two birds with one stone. I'll just admit defeat. Let alone washing your socks, I'll just eat your dirty socks this week!"

Li Cang sneered: "Thieves Sun, I think you just want to cheat on food and drink~"

"...I advise you to keep your words in mind."

"You don't need this stuff, daddy will give you some."

"Nah!" Lao Wang got angry in embarrassment, "It's useless for me to tell you to talk about it. Speak with facts and we will see the truth!"

Then...

A blood plum and two puddles of minced meat made Lao Wang completely dumbfounded.

"My darling, three?"

"Stop acting. The price of socks has increased in the end of the world. I can't give you free food. You have to pay more!"

Lao Wang almost vomited blood.

About eating socks... Bah... Lao Wang talked about it all day long about Li Cang flying three times with one shot, and his mentality exploded.

Li Cang, who had collected enough shares for a week, was in a good mood and was too lazy to argue with him.

But in the evening, Li Leisi sent a message——

"They won't come back at night, all night long."

“Internet cafe all night??”

"Um..."

"It's so fresh, it's like dreaming back to the beginning of the 21st century! Hey, Teacher Cang, if there is a young lady who is willing to drink mineral water for one yuan and eat a bowl of noodles for three or four yuan to stay with you all night, will you be willing in the future?

Will you marry her?"

"I don't want to!"

"Isn't this considered love for me? You're taking away your conscience!"

"She is greedy for my body~" Li Cang was extremely disgusted, "You are such a scornful person, but you don't understand. The dating confession messages my buddy received in one year of college can be encoded into TXT and it is enough for you to write a book.

Already."

"Fuck! He's so handsome, isn't he?"

"Bao Qian has touched your sore point. After all, Director Tong of the School of Medicine at Yantai University has made great contributions to the early promotion of Shenqi Pills, the secret recipe of Shenqi Pills."

"??"

Although Lao Wang is not as brutally handsome as he is when he first takes on human form, he can't be called handsome either. However, there is one thing about him: his image of a mighty man who is full of space in the sky but not angry and self-respecting, is popular with aunts, wives and sisters-in-law from all walks of life.

The bird is very good at eating food, and will survive a hundred battles without exception.

Generally speaking, Master Wang's image audience and Li Cang's are not in the same age group and circle, and they cannot be each other's wingmen. On the one hand, everyone has their own preferences for radish and green vegetables, and on the other hand, Li Cang is not as popular as Lao Wang.

Flexible moral bottom line.

"Hi..." Lao Wang recalled the glorious past and sighed: "It was still as good as before. There are a lot of grain reserves waiting for me to pick. Now..."

"Now I don't want to delay you, old man, from going to the base to have sex~"

"Can it be the same? What's yours and what's others' are two completely different things. You know, you don't have any inner taste?"

"Why didn't they take a shower beforehand? Why did they keep talking about it and getting more and more confused!"

"I#¥%..."

Lao Wang is extremely frustrated!

Even though his broken mouth can give an old sow a different mask, in fact, he never leaves his household registration book and moves his ancestral graves to implicate the entire family. However, you asked Lao Wang to remove all the stars from him.

He's a loser. He's no match for Li Cang...

Li Cang, a sharp-tongued man with a sharp tongue and a sharp heart, could be said to have been born specifically to fight with him in a father-son game. He clamored to lose every day, and Master Wang was losing money!

"The bird is roasted, please!"

"You're welcome, please go first!"

The two looked at each other, each holding a leg, and their faces were fierce and tearing apart, giving off a rather tragic aura.

"Bah bah..."

"vomit..."

"Li Cang, since you had my little lady, your skills have deteriorated more and more seriously!"

"Have you ever considered that it's not a matter of craftsmanship?"

"My dear, you still want to take advantage of the bird. I plucked and cleaned the bird's feathers. It wasn't so smelly when it was still alive!"

"..."

That night, neither of them slept. They changed their sniper scopes and called the zombies on the surrounding wild islands one by one. Then they asked the worker bees to carry the corpses and exchange them for coins. You had a glass of juice and I had a glass of wine. Soon, there was a jar in front of them.

It was filled with coins and jingled.

emmm, they are all ugly zombies, all of them are as skinny as chickens. They are really not worth studying in depth...

I kept playing happily until midnight, when Li Cang's mini prayer panel suddenly popped up.

[Li Laisi: It’s such a terrible time. The Lun family is so hungry. Why don’t you send some food to the Lun family~]

I'm numb. Teacher Cang's whole body is numb!

What is this situation?

Too much fake wine?


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