He sounds serious, but who can know the complicated and unpredictable psychological activities of Teacher Cang at this moment?
The legs are good, but they are far worse than Dalei Zi, and even Suo Zhihui is more than that, barely at the same level as my little aunt.
Daleizi was born with a good mother as a role model, and a good mother as a role model the day after tomorrow. Every muscle line on her body is almost perfect, and our eyes don't always have to focus on her two burdens.
On the big baby, the other parts of Renda Leizi can still play and resist the output explosion, okay?
Although she usually dresses more neutrally in order to cover up what she considers to be her "shortcomings," in fact, how good is this girl's figure - she can easily wear almost any white tight or loose pants!
As we all know, black and long white make you look coquettish, bah bah bah...
As we all know, temperament is a very mysterious thing.
but!
Do you want to practice the principle of filial piety?
White pants not only show off the shape of your legs, but especially your buttocks!
Big means a lot, which means beautiful. Shape is also the key. In addition to the first key, there are two basic points behind it: straightness and upturnedness.
The reason why pure white pants are rare is not because they are not beautiful, but because ordinary people really can't control them.
It would be a disaster to wear pants of this color if you have a slightly poor hip shape. Wearing this kind of pants in general is equivalent to exposing your own weakness. Basically, the effect is completely opposite...
But if the basic quality is outstanding and you look at it in this color, what does it mean to reach the top and stand out from the crowd?
Li Cang's mental journey was winding and winding, and the drains and bends were twists and turns, and Lao Wang's side was naturally not much better. He just heard Lao Wang mutter a sentence: "This thing is actually quite good-looking, with female characteristics."
It’s so abrupt and revealing~”
"You just said that the picture was so blurred! Did you see it, I ask you? How far have you read countless pictures? I ask you?" Li Cang was almost roaring, "
Doesn’t this island country have to be granted the title of ‘Card Shang Immortal’??”
Lao Wang remained as calm as ever: "Calm down, it's just basic skills, why panic!"
The two of them discussed it for a long time and found that there was really no good way to deal with such a fast guy. It was almost beyond the scope of the human body's normal vision. It was basically invisible to Li Cang and Lao Wang.
"I did a simple calculation. Only one frame of the 60-frame picture appeared, and it was still blurry." Lao Wang said with his fingers: "The range that the entire camera can capture is almost 220 meters in length and width due to physical obstruction.
, that is to say, this thing moved a distance of at least 200 meters in 0.0167 seconds, and the pause time in the middle was used to open the scoop for the corpse girl. The speed was 13174 meters per second. Otherwise, we would be beaten by the ball count, and it would be completely impossible.
!”
"Go away! Why do you want to settle accounts like this?" Li Cang almost got mad at this guy, "I'm really not good at math, but the physics teacher told me that the number you calculated has exceeded the speed of the second universe!
"
"What is the second cosmic speed?"
"You don't have to worry about the second cosmic speed. In short, according to the numbers you calculated, this thing cannot be a carbon-based organism. There is no such awesome insulation material on the earth!"
"Really?" Lao Wang didn't even completely believe Li Cang, his expression was very confused, "I told you about speed, what are you talking about about the insulation material here?"
Li Cang couldn't say another word out of his mouth for a long time.
wqnmd! One of us is designated to have cerebral thrombosis!
But there is one thing to say, after Lao Wang’s completely scientific calculation, Li Cang felt a lot more relieved...
No matter how much this ghost thing hangs, it won't be completely unable to survive two hands. No matter how exaggerated the speed is, there is a limit. There is no one on the island who can't resist being beaten. My father's vest is on my body and it will make you feel cold. If you are a brother, come and chop me down. !
Li Cang simply asked Lao Wang to find a safe place to cool off, dismissed all the servants of fate and even the second son of the blood, and sealed the entrance to the insect nest.
On the entire three islands together, he and a few spare battery bastards were the only ones who showed up. They sat in the middle of the empty island, slaughtering sheep and fishing at the same time.
The walking zombie itself is a creature that is extremely greedy for food. If it kills the zombie girl once but doesn't take away the loot, it will definitely not be willing to do so!
What you are fishing for is this walking zombie, but when you are slaughtering the sheep, you are actually slaughtering the sheep.
The fresh mutton was placed in a small pot and placed next to the whole peeled sheep skin. Li Cang casually carried a fruit knife and slowly decomposed the hanging mutton body, and then threw the pieces of fresh meat into the big pot. Several dog legs were wearing disposable gloves, and they were doing enema and removing feces...
The whole scene is both bloody and heartwarming, attracting buzzing flies, wasps and other predatory insects.
All kinds of things were piled together, the weather was hot, and the smell was really strong. After a while, several strange creatures that looked like bats and birds appeared in the sky, hovering and refusing to leave.
I just want to ask you, is your dog looking and smelling jealously, and is he greedy at all times?
Li Cang seemed casual, but in fact he was on high alert. After all, this thing could bypass the little coin boy's island landing reminder and it was extremely fast. If he suddenly burst out and killed him instantly, it would be really fun...
Mr. Lu Xun once said: It is impossible for people to wander when their minds are wandering, but they always fail to concentrate when they try to concentrate.
Therefore, it is somewhat reasonable that Li Cang’s focus accidentally went to why sheep and scorpions have so much meat.
However, in such a short half a second, maybe a second, Li Cang felt a white shadow appear in the corner of his eye, approaching sharply, and at the same time, a strong wind swept behind his ears, and his scalp felt cold...
"Boom!"
Li Cang's chin and the stainless steel basin filled with meat collided with a momentum like Hong Lu's big bell, and everything in front of his eyes was gold stars!
Just as Lao Wang was about to rush out from his hiding place, he saw Li Cang pulling his head out of the basin like a carrot, waving his hand to indicate safety, and wiping the back of his neck. The blood on my face is nothing!
emmm, it seems that Li Cang was severely injured, but in fact, if he had waited a little longer, the wound would have healed on its own.
So damn good, who made that alien zombie choose the target of its attack on a part of the body that is theoretically relatively fragile and easily fatal to most creatures, the back of the neck and head?
Mr. Qian Cang is not a normal creature. The strength of the parts that have some contact with the spine or even some contact with the bones has reached an explosive level - with a big magic wand, you cannot make a person commit suicide twice in a short time.
Second-rate!
Lao Wang: "..."
All in all, to describe it, I couldn't stop talking but my head was buzzing, and for a moment I didn't know who to complain about was more perverted.
Li Cang tried his best to act like a normal person. He first "covered the wound" and then "carefully looked around" for a while. Of course, "nothing was found". He sat down and got up to compete with the non-existent enemy in the air.
After fighting bravely for a while to show that he was extremely vigilant, Xiao An dared to do this. Finally, he took another sip of beer to strengthen his courage and continued to cut up the unlucky sheep, which had only a skeleton left.
"Hiss, it hurts just to look at it. I feel sorry for Teacher Cang. It's all in vain..." Lao Wang looked happily at the hiding place, "The unlucky thing is probably hidden again, it will be difficult to deal with!"
When Teacher Cang took a bottle of beer and took a big gulp, he knew that this guy was planning some shady plan, and he was trying to win the chance of his passive skill [Drunken Fist]!
It is difficult for others to achieve a state similar to being drunk and delirious, but for alcohol-allergic patients like Mr. Cang, it is a permanent passivity for free. You can even enter the state directly by smelling it.
Are you scared?
there.
Li Cang thought that if he continued to dry the mutton under the bright sun like this, it would become smelly before long, so he might as well stew it directly!
The wound on the back of his neck had long since healed, but he didn't understand the blood-stained gauze, just tied it like that, with a very arrogant attitude - and sure enough, after a while, the familiar feeling came again!