Sometimes Lao Wang's inexplicable affinity with women is very confusing - do you think any married woman with a mature mind, a family and a career would get together with a high school boy and even dare to abandon her family and career for him?
Wait until you grow up? This thing can no longer be described in terms of personality charm, right? Is this a symptom of poisoning?
Well, it turns out that this kind of thing that people are not willing to write about in novels happened to Lao Wang more than once, twice, three or four times.
But before that, Lao Wang's mysterious poison had never had an effect on little girls of the same age group as Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi...
Or is this thing capable of mutating?
Lao Wang admitted that at this moment he felt that his Taoist heart was unstable.
He has become accustomed to playing the role of a ferocious wolfdog with overwhelming strength in front of various young women and aunts. Now this situation and the way it unfolds are completely beyond the scope of his business!
[Craftsman Master Wang: Wingman, call wingman, how to do this, you have experience in this area, please tell me]
【Cang:???】
[Craftsman Master Wang: Wrong, wrong, you have no experience, but Wang needs your advice at this moment, please save the child, I am afraid that my little lady will not be able to let me get on the kang after I go back!]
[Cang: Your example has told you, hasn’t it? Excessive sexual nature will cause disaster, and cutting will cure it forever]
[Craftsman Master Wang: Zhang Cang has also said this? 】
[Cang: This is what Boss Cao said. Wait, who is Zhang Cang? When did you change your idol...]
[Craftsman Master Wang: Zhang Cang of the Western Han Dynasty, 253-152 BC, good human milk, died at the age of 101]
【Cang:@#¥%...】
The night market was very lively and crowded, but Lao Wang's heart felt as silent as an island.
Li Laixi bought a lot of gifts for Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang and asked them to hand them over to the familiar children on the ship. After she was tired of shopping, she found a nearby stall to prepare some food.
Needless to say, whether it is a restaurant stall specializing in food made by alien beasts or an ordinary shop, the most popular ones are these fierce eaters...well...such powerful survivors, after all, they are real
The kind of people who can eat from the street to the end of the street. One person is like a group of people...
“Rice cooker white meat, the best Northeastern rice!”
“Soy water surface, slurry water surface and braised mutton~”
“Pan Mian, ah Pan Mian, authentic sjzah beef Pan Mian!”
"What are you yelling about in front of me? We are sharing the authentic ban mian at sjz. We Taihe people don't want to lose face?"
A group of vendors were shouting and shouting so passionately that they almost got into a fight.
"Okay~" Li Cang found a seat and sat down, "We have a lot of food written on our faces?"
The owner of Chicken Wontons said with a smile: "The way you are doing your shopping, the way you are walking, and the freshness of your energy, you can tell from the outside that you rarely come back from the base and are at least hunters.
Yes, how can you not be enthusiastic!"
It's a familiar scene. It can be said that the last time Li Cang and Li Lei were eating wontons, the aunt had the same expression as if she saw a walking living rice bucket.
"I'm making it here and serving it to you at the same time. You have to eat the wontons freshly out of the water. If you keep them for a long time, the skin will be chewy." The boss said enthusiastically: "The pineapple beer on the side tastes great, and the one over there tastes great.
The barbecue stalls don’t look like African brothers. The meat is made from real ingredients and the craftsmanship is perfect. The roast beef stall at the opposite door is very good with garlic cloves in the chest. The noodles are also good. You can add chili peppers for free, but I
Not recommended..."
"Hey, why?"
"I have a grudge against that thief. We just had a fight yesterday. We have never fought before. This thief specializes in greeting people in their faces. Look at my black eyes!"
"Hahaha, you are so funny."
There was a large circle of vendors and shops around, all carrying their own menus. As expected, the owner of Pan Mian did not move. Li Cang greeted: "That rice cooker with white meat, come here~"
The middle-aged boss of the rice cooker pointed at himself from a distance, which seemed a little incredible. It wasn't until Li Cang nodded that he rushed over.
"Hey, there's pork or venison, what do you want to eat?"
"First five flowers! Each person has one first!"
"Okay~" The middle-aged boss Da Le said: "You have a choice. The last bit of rice I have is almost the only Northeastern rice stock on the entire island. As for the serious long-grain incense and shashani, when a disaster occurs
I was preparing vegetables for shabu shabu in the store, and the seeds dug out from the 600 chilled shabu shabu peppers produced two seedlings. Now all the shabu shabu in the base comes from me!"
A bit of chatter.
Tai Xiaoyi, Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang looked very curious.
Li Cang said happily: "I didn't expect to meet this kind of person again. Before the disaster, there weren't many people who specialized in selling these things!"
The so-called rice cooker white meat is meat cooked with rice in a rice cooker, usually pork belly, beef and cucumber strips, etc. The meat cooked in the rice cooker is actually extra fragrant and the inside is extra juicy. It is served with
The onion, ginger and soy sauce are topped with peanut oil and spicy shabu shabu dipping water, and the white meat tastes amazing!
Emmmm, I have to say that this operation was probably done by some guy who was too lazy to do it. Normal people can't produce such a strange brain circuit.
"So, your hometown sells this, um, snack?"
"Hide the menu~ Some shop owners will do it, and some will directly scold you for being crazy!"
Li Cang counted the number of people and continued to order.
"The mutton will start with a lamb, three glasses of pineapple juice, and three barrels of pineapple beer——"
"Hey!" Gu Mengxi was unhappy, "I've already been paid, I'm an adult, I want to drink beer!"
Zhao Xiaoshuang glanced at Lao Wang: "I want beer too!"
Li Cang: "..."
What should I do if these two stinky girls suddenly want to hit someone?
Lao Wang glanced around: "There won't be those people this time, right? They're the ones who 'protect' us. It was quite lively last time we had dinner, right?"
"You are so lenient."
"I don't think it's cruel to let them watch us eating and drinking. What do you think it would be like if I shouted at the top of my lungs and the prince paid for all the food..."
"What kind of idiot are you?"
"wipe!"
When a few people threw their arms away, talked and laughed, and prepared to eat, another honest young man wearing a very inappropriate soft armor that looked like some kind of snake skin came forward and said, "Brother, do you want a swan? I just hunted it not long ago."
They wanted to kill it, stew it, sell it alive, but I didn’t let it go. I thought this thing was becoming more and more rare. In the past, it was still a protected animal. It was so pitiful. I couldn’t tell..."
"That's a good thing, isn't it fat?"
"Swan? Black or white?"
Both people showed strong interest, but their tone was completely different.
The little brother thought about it for a while, and probably out of his instinct to seek good luck and avoid evil, he chose to reply to Li Laixi's question first: "It's so white, so beautiful, not a single feather has fallen, just like snow!"
"Yes!" Li Leisi agreed immediately, and then called the saltwater goose vendor from a distance: "Why don't you give him two geese~"
This him, of course, refers to Lao Wang, whose face was full of resentment after his beard was cut off. This was Li Laixi's last act of kindness.
Lao Wang said speechlessly: "I don't eat goose, don't do it!"
Tai Xiaoyi: "Eh? You actually have something you don't want to eat?"
"You don't know?" Li Cang laughed, "It takes a long time to say this..."