It is said that an old Herzog who did not want to be named once did a hardcore sex thing of jumping into a cactus bush wearing only a pair of underpants. Today, Mr. Li Cang also experienced it personally. Considering the size and size of the needle,
The strength, the sourness and refreshing feeling are simply beyond words -
Friends, have you ever seen a stickman?
If not, there are two ready-made ones in front of you, two very plump stick figures made of dry sticks, hedgehog versions of stick figures.
Tai Xiaoyi looked worried, and Li Laisi laughed until she couldn't stand upright.
For ordinary people, a joke of this level is obviously too shocking and cannot even be called a joke. This timi is the murder of Chi Guoguo!
However, if the person involved is replaced by Mr. Li Cang, it can only be said that it is not very harmful and extremely insulting.
Half of the empty island was covered with this huge fallen cactus tree. The two stick figures Li Cang and Wang climbed out from the pile of cactus. They looked at each other speechlessly and sighed deeply.
"You first?"
"Okay...hey, please be gentle...hiss...brother! Can you check 123 before you pull it out? Give me some time to mentally build up!"
"1--"
"Ouch!!!"
Li Cang had seen a lot of cacti in the botanical garden before, such as the Wulun Pillar. It is said that it can grow to ten stories high and weigh dozens of tons, but this... this mountain of cacti... is still too exaggerated.
Not counting its crushed foundation, the crown alone is already a genuine hill, with a height estimated to be at least seventy or eighty meters, and possibly more.
The tops of the clustered branches are blooming with gorgeous flowers of various colors including red, white, yellow, purple, and blue. Some of the flowers under the calyx are still very green, while others are already very full and as big as a normal human face.
It feels a bit like dragon fruit.
Li Cang and Lao Wang were pulling out thorns from each other. Tai Xiaoyi and Li Laixi were originally prepared to help, but as soon as they saw the prickly pear cactus fruit in the valley, they immediately forgot about the two unlucky people.
"So... such a big fruit..."
"Oh my God! Look, little miss, do you see that the juice is oozing out? It's like honey! Oh, it smells so fragrant and sweet!"
Li Leisi immediately regretted it!
嘤嘤嘤...
She shouldn't have teased Li Cang and Lao Wang. Wouldn't it be delicious to grow this thing on the island and eat fresh fruits every day? Now, let's just stop the garden.
Li Laixi carried a searchlight and shined it downwards, and sure enough she saw the broken roots and the surface of the dome structure——
"Down below! Li Cang!! Hurry up, hurry up!!!"
"Thank you for your invitation. Didn't you see me pulling out the thorn?"
"You gave me a hard time!"
"..."
Li Cang was still mumbling when he led hundreds of doglegs to "find out the details". He clearly hadn't reached the center of the dome space before dark, so why was he suddenly about to go out? So this sand sea dome can also move on its own?
There are many huge tree-like cacti growing at the bottom of the dome, and Li Cang is digging two of them. Well, these are carefully selected by Li Laisi. They have the most fruits and the most beautiful shapes.
Although it is a bit wasteful to use seven or eight hundred doglegs to do this kind of thing, but...
Who can refuse Da Leizi to cosplay as a cosplayer with Zhuoxin Skadi? She is so good at it, she really understands me, and Timi has white hair and red eyes!
Time was tight and the task was heavy. Li Cang wanted to break a dog leg into eight petals and use it. Finally, with the joint efforts of dozens of alloy chains and the giant Kun Kun's floating force field, he finally managed to get two cacti to the island, alone.
Placed in an underground space, house number: Desert.
"220 tons!" Lao Wang couldn't help but sigh as he ate the cactus fruit: "Suck, it's sour and sweet. This is the most delicious fruit I've eaten in the past year. Suck, can you believe it?"
A cactus can actually grow to weigh 220 tons! This would save us a few lifetimes of struggle before disaster occurs!"
"What I can't believe even more is that the dead cactus was only given a cabbage price of 163 coins!" Li Cang made a disapproving face: "How loud would it be if I threw 200 tons into the water?
,How dare it do that? How can it be so embarrassed?"
"Ah, yes, yes..." Lao Wang said casually, "The mutton is ready, do you want the legs or the ribs?"
"I'll eat your head!"
"Which one? How about I just go take a shower?"
"roll!!"
"The ribs are mine, haha~"
The four of them sat by the pond, enjoying the cool breeze, eating fruits, lamb tripe stuffed with meat, and roasted lamb with yellow mud. They squinted their eyes and waited for the sky island to sail out of the desert dome.
There is no sunshine and the lowest temperature exceeds 40 degrees Celsius. It is like a huge oven. It is definitely not a place that serious people should stay.
Then, the four people were dumbfounded.
There are no clouds in the sky, the moon is full of stars, and under the bright white stars and moon, there are similar dome structures of various sizes, like gray-yellow mushrooms, big, small, tall, short, fat, and thin. They are densely packed straight into the endless night sky, and there is no end in sight.
Fat people are most afraid of heat, so Lao Wang scolded his mother on the spot:
"Damn...how much does this cost..."
"My personal suggestion is that young lady can dry some dried fish and meat while it's hot," Li Cang also said with a sad face, "You can get twice the result with half the effort."
No one will like this damn weather and this damn temperature, no one!
Even if there is central air conditioning, it will not work. Except for Li Lei, who is the main focus of resurrection, even if Li Cang leaves the room for more than two hours during the day, he needs to knock a few legs to restore health, otherwise he will not be able to survive...
The surface temperature is often 70 degrees Celsius, and the ambient temperature is 50 degrees Celsius, and the temperature is not the upper limit. It is simply torturing people!
"I also have a suggestion..." Lao Wang said: "Seriously, how about we take turns, leaving one person to guard the empty island, and the replacement person returns to the base to escape the summer heat. What do you think? Let's start voting. I agree!"
"Objection! Are you kidding me? How far is it that you didn't see? There are so many monsters in this ghost place, what if..."
"agree!"
"I..." Tai Xiaoyi looked at Li Cang apologetically, "I also agree..."
Passed by a vote of three to one!
Li Laixi asked Li Cang to summon a bunch of dog legs and stuff them with things sealed in plastic wrap, euphemistically calling them summer vacation luggage...
"Are you serious?"
"Hey, Teacher Cang, we just finished voting. Do you want to skip the vote?"
"@#￥%..."
Li Cang himself hated this kind of environment. Although he felt that Lao Wang's idea was unreliable, after all, he could call back for support at any time, so he did not continue to object. He just said helplessly: "There is really no need for everyone to stay here.
For this crime, well, the young lady no longer has to be on duty, at least she can't be here alone. The three of us are capable of saving lives, but the young lady can't. Okay, you guys can get out of here, I'll guard the first shift."
Lao Wang: "Wuhu~I love you~Long live Teacher Cang~"
"Why don't we just work in pairs? It's really not possible to stay here alone," Li Lei rolled her eyes, "Me and Li Cang, you and the little lady?"
