Chapter 66: You guys are so dirty when you play with words.
Teacher Cang, the craftsman, knows a lot~
Brother Big Corpse suddenly walked in with a hammer on his shoulder. The scene reminded Lao Wang of the executioner in Resident Evil.
It's a little better outdoors, but when Big Corpse Brother walks indoors with a floor height of only three or four meters, not to mention the appearance, the oppression purely due to size and mass will make people's hearts tremble.
Lao Wang breathed in hissingly and held Tai Xiaoyi in his arms to comfort her.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. It just looks scary. It can't even move without Teacher Cang..."
"Okay, to tell you the truth, if I hadn't spent a lot of time with it day and night some time ago, I would have asked you to get me new diapers by now..."
Li Cang smiled and suddenly burped.
From his outsider’s perspective:
Tai Xiaoyi looked at Lao Wang blankly, nestling on Lao Wang's chest and looking up from his chin to the side of his face. Her eye circles were actually red.
"...."
Isn't this just a bad joke? Is it really that touching?
hetui!
Li Cang took the dagger and page hammer from the big corpse brother and threw them to Lao Wang.
"Try it, use the alienated bone fragments to pray for transformation."
"As expected of you, this aesthetic is really distorted..."
Although his words were unforgiving, Lao Wang had a bright and "satisfied" smile on his face, and he handed the hammer and dagger belonging to the smaller one to Xiaoxiao.
I waved my hand a few times, and suddenly I remembered something like summoning and praying interface, inputting words,
"Damn, a set of "Brief Techniques for General Daggers" costs 80 coins? Why don't you go and grab it! Do I have to sell my kidney if I want "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms"?"
Li Cang said,
"The time I was hit by the air, well, I mean the first time, the big one with the second courtyard on it, didn't I meet a group of survivors? One of the girls prayed for two "Never"
The worn bronze dagger, the wishing coin costs 19 destiny coins..."
"Good guy, such a magical entry? You really dare to think of it and give it to me," Lao Wang's eyes widened, "Teacher Cang, what do you think we can build an M500 with unlimited bullets or an alienated bone-modified chainsaw with unlimited power?"
"
"I suggest not. If you don't believe me, you can try it."
"I've seen Cen Leyu's two daggers. They look like they were just dug out of the ground by the archaeological team. Apart from the fact that they barely look like daggers, the rest are a complete mess..."
"Except for the hard target of 'never wearing out', the wish coin has been truly realized, and other aspects such as sturdiness, sharpness, etc. have all been cut to the maximum extent."
“Purely imaginative prayers that do not require physical prayer coins and are ‘made up out of thin air’ are probably the most expensive ones that I have come across so far, apart from direct prayers for food, water and various necessary survival supplies.”
"And I have reason to guess that if we want to plug these 'loopholes', the numbers will grow exponentially with every additional entry and requirement."
"No, Teacher Cang, what you said is wrong!" Lao Wang felt that he had discovered something wrong, "How can it be that it is not strong enough if it never wears out?"
I'm serious about talking about business, and you're starting to do some reading comprehension...
Li Cang thought for a while,
"Because it's too cheap."
"?"
Li Cang habitually stretched out his hand to summon the prayer coins, but only an illusory projection appeared on his arm.
A pat on the head,
"What are you doing standing still? I summoned you!"
"oh..."
Lao Wang went to the prayer interface:
"Prayer: a dagger that never wears out"
[Need to pay 9 destiny coins, do you want to execute it? 】
"Look," Lao Wang, "What happens next?"
Li Cang thought for a while,
"You put a comma between the word wear and tear."
Lao Wang did as he was told,
"Prayer: a dagger that will never wear out."
[489 destiny coins need to be paid, do you want to execute it? 】
Lao Wang is stupid,
"Zhoucao! You guys are so dirty when you play with words!"
After thinking about it for a moment, it’s actually quite easy to understand.
"Wear and tear" is simply interpreted as "wear and tear" on the prayer coins. It only means that the geometric size (volume) of the parts becomes smaller, loses the function specified by the original design, and fails.
So, if the dagger is not hard enough and breaks directly, is it considered wear and tear?
Obviously, it doesn’t count~
The prayer system focuses on the word "wear" instead of "loss".
"My guess is almost the same," Li Cang rubbed his temples, "Every prayer entry is a word game between the coin and the subordinate, and how to play this game is not up to us at all."
If Cen Leyu's prayer item at that time was "a dagger that will never break", then there is a high probability that there will be no subsequent story...
Because I can't afford it.
Lao Wang gritted his teeth and continued to enter entries in the prayer interface.
"Prayer: A magnum m500 revolver that retains its original quality, power, and unlimited bullets."
[You need to pay 150 destiny coins...]
Seeing this, Lao Wang was ecstatic——
[The subsequent automatic replenishment of Magnum.50 ammunition and 50 destiny coins/piece to the wheel will be executed?]
Big grass!
Infinite but not completely infinite...
Although the same effect was achieved, it was completely different from the "infinite ammunition" that Lao Wang imagined, and it stretched his hips to the bottom in an instant.
After a "competition" that was not intense at all or even non-existent, Lao Wang suddenly understood and felt at peace.
"The page hammer is the best! There are thorn flowers on your Kangkang~ It's so beautiful~"
Li Cang said that it was not called thorns, but actually an artistically beautified variant of thyme, which usually symbolized courage and luck in Europe during the Middle Ages.
"It is said that a knight with a heavy hammer carved with thyme patterns in medieval Europe, after listening to a bard's poem describing the fragrance of thyme flowers as 'the paradise of dawn', once insisted that he was stained with blood every time he killed an enemy.
The mysterious scent of thyme would waft from the hammer, and he used this as a reason to try to name his little cutie 'Daybreak in Heaven'..."
Lao Wang felt that Li Cang was mocking him with a very clear purpose.
For example, the barbell he used to train muscles for three years is called "Little Bell";
For example, the first Zippo lighter in life was called "Xiao Bao'er";
(Mainly referring to junior high school, after all, Li Cang and the head teacher, Teacher Ma, soon joined forces to quit smoking)
For example, the hatchet a few days ago was called "Xiaowan"...
He has always had the habit of naming various small objects around him.
"My own things, what's wrong with giving them names??" Lao Wang complained angrily, "They are as real and existing as the kittens and puppies you raise. Okay, if there is a name like Jill, just call it Jill."
Just as natural!”
Tai Xiaoyi:?
She couldn't understand anymore.
I was studying the prayer coins just now, but why did it turn into an encrypted call just when I lowered my head and took a bite of the cake?
So I became more and more worried...
Her age itself is a gap that is quite unavoidable, and she has no support or function when relying on others. If even communication becomes a problem, then her existence will only become more and more embarrassing.
Lao Wang didn't notice the confused look on Xiao Xiao's face, and pulled her to talk about his honey hobby and the brief highlight moments of the lighter "Little Bao'er", from the toilet war god Teacher Ma to the time when Little Bao'er was forced to remarry Li
Cang,
"Mmp, you don't know that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes is secretly trying to steal bamboo shoots. The only good thing he has done in his life is probably to make Yanchuan Second Hospital famous at home and abroad."
