There were more than a hundred people, and at least half of them were able to pray directly. In the end, they were washed and ironed by more than a hundred cannonballs...
I can’t laugh or cry!
This incident can at least rank second among the embarrassing incidents they have experienced since the disaster!
Lao Wang was even in the mood to shoot a video and update the post: "Take a look, take a look, the track leaders are always stepping on thunder. Back then, the Japanese didn't get this kind of treatment. With 50 cannons to wash their faces, no one can find one, oh!"
The sustainable Versailles cannot sustainably guarantee the popularity of posts. As a well-known celebrity on the rails, Lao Wang has been unprecedentedly humane and flexible when it comes to the meal. After all, no matter what the situation is, People are talking about the miracles of the old Liu family that are hard to replicate. It is impossible to kneel down, at least not on your own people. I would rather be with friends and refuse to be domestic slaves. I stand up and ask for the food while waving angrily at my parents. Raise your fist...
Facts have proved that compared to showing off, the audience prefers sand sculptures.
[Oh ho, I'm here to bring you guys to work, come out and identify what kind of assassin this is!]
[Use the most awesome skills to engage in the most hard-core sneak (tou) attack (xi), which is the only thing I have seen in my life]
[Really? Give it a shot and change places]
[Bet 50 cents, there is only one person on the other side, if you lose, please mail me Sanjinxiang, and you can eat it live live]
【↑, don’t come here to eat or drink! 】
[It’s rare to see Master Wang deflated, but the effect is straight away]
[This explosion is so old-fashioned. Really, after seeing all kinds of skill special effects, I still find it quite interesting to see this kind of small cannon smash]
[Speaking of why there are suddenly so many people on Master Wang’s island, isn’t it possible to add teammates in the middle and later stages of the track? 】
[My dog balls are still so beautiful~]
[Daleiko is as beautiful as a picture, (づ￣3￣)づ╭~, people are sweeter than the scenery]
[Sweet? You’re not old and your tone is not too young. Who can’t talk loudly? If you have the ability to navigate to the scene to chase stars and confess your love!]
[Believe it or not, if she punches you, your soul will fly in the sky and chase her below?]
[Holy shit, that’s really cool? This angle is amazing. Speaking of which, Master Wang, can you lift up his windbreaker? I want to take a close look at Master Wang’s abdominal muscles that can withstand a 50-caliber mortar. .]
[Where’s my Cang? I want to see Teacher Cang! Don’t I deserve to appear on the camera? Oh, I found it. Teacher Cang secretly licked the corner and no one noticed it~]
【↑, please watch your face! Don’t you understand the principle of resource sharing? 】
[Master Wang has really gone too far recently. I have counted that the last ten posts he updated only add up to a total of 8 frames of Teacher Cang. The Cang Party has deliberately downplayed the abominable manipulation of public opinion by writing thousands of people’s blood to defeat it! 】
[If you continue to quarrel, I will take the sword girl away without you being polite]
【How dare you, evil beast!】
What kind of posters and what kind of water friends? For Lao Wang, the style of painting is always so twisted and the topics are always so colorful.
Lao Wang happily chatted with the water friends for a while, but suddenly there was no movement around him. He looked up and, oh, what a huge and vast land!
Like dissolving oil floating on the water, scattered sticky, smelly geological fragments stained with black oil are constantly peeling off from the edge of the floating continent, swimming leisurely in all directions.
The smoky caves on the floating land are full of fireworks and humanistic atmosphere. Countless artillery positions are engaged in a protracted and in-depth exchange. The positions measured in square kilometers are spitting red bullets and cannonballs all the time. All the floating land can be seen with the naked eye.
The entire area was torn apart, and there were ugly scars everywhere plowed by artillery fire.
"A scene I never imagined in my dreams..." Lao Wang sighed while recording the video and taking photos, "I just want to ask how long the fucking fight lasted!"
The stench of black oil was mixed with the more pungent smell of gunpowder, and the loud booming noises constantly irritated the eardrums, and the entire floating land seemed to be trembling slightly with the sound of gunfire.
The two sky islands maintained a stable posture and moved smoothly along the "ground" hundreds of meters above the floating land. The base of the island left two deep traces on the land surface, and a large number of building debris was turned up on the plowed ground.
The bones, bullet casings and fragments were as soft as a giant cake.
Li Cang had already stepped on the dog egg that entered the sequence mimicry and was ready to eject.
"Wait - damn, you won't take me with you!
"
Lao Wang retracted his hand, and the young lady gave him a flattering smile. After all, Li Cang kept Lao Wang mainly to ensure her safety.
"Choose a position. There should be a 1/2 chance."
"That trench is dug like a welfare facility for patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder," Li Leisi pointed, "I don't believe you if you say this is not the camp of flower growers, what about you?"
"I'm even more looking forward to the first camp being the camp where he wants to country. He's been on the road for so long, and he has to have someone to relieve his fatigue, right~"
“Very constructive thoughts.”
It is difficult for Goudan, who is so huge and weird, not to attract attention. In fact, as soon as Goudan entered the observable range of several nearby positions, it immediately attracted a baptism of artillery fire. The two buildings behind him also suffered.
Sky island.
In an instant, the dog's egg turned into a hedgehog shape.
Li Cang casually touched a 227mm rocket suspended motionless around Goudan's body, and commented: "The workmanship is very exquisite, and it has no praying properties at all. This kind of thing will not do anything to Goudan's floating force field.
Threats are useless."
I just threw it aside——
Boom~
A heat wave swept over his feet, almost knocking him away.
"Hold the grass, why did it explode? It is said that this thing is so stable that it won't explode even if you hit it with a hammer!"
"Li Cang, are you a child?"
After experiencing the overwhelming hospitality of a large toy weighing 90 kilograms and costing more than 100,000 dollars before the disaster, Li Cang did not dare to make a mistake and let Goudan kill the floating artillery shells and rockets of various calibers around him.
Clean them all up.
The distance was close enough, and various clusters of artillery shells were aimed at Goudan, including some suspicious long-range skills.
Goudan's 100-meter wings flapped violently a few times to accelerate, and then he folded his wings and dived, with two disproportionately thick legs and sharp claws like giant pillars in front, and his body behind——
"Boom!"
The artillery position with a radius of less than 5 kilometers instantly became mute, the buildings collapsed in pieces, and the materials, building debris, weapons and equipment accumulated on the ground, and even the humans in the trenches all bounced several meters high, and exploded with blood.
of explosion.
This is a subjective behavior caused by Goudan being annoyed, and has nothing to do with Li Cang's order. The rabbit bites people when he is anxious, not to mention a ferocious beast with self-respect like Qiu Goudan, who hasn't lost his temper yet?
However, precisely because there is no order from Li Cang, Goudan knows how to measure and has restrained the movements of his claw strikes. Otherwise, with the power of its skills blessed by its weight of one hundred tons, even the hob meat of a weakling like Li Cang may have to be beaten.
After thinking about it, I didn't have time to fill up my health bar.
