After all, Lao Wang really doesn't make fun of his gay friends. With a little fire of evil energy, Master Wang bared his teeth and led a group of doglegs carrying napalm bombs to start a defensive posture.
Some people with surnames like hot chickens, please leave politely and wish yourself good luck!
Flash bombs are very effective against ordinary people and ordinary animals, but they are still a little insufficient for tossing strange beasts. After a brief ten-second painful struggle, the eyes of the rats basically returned to normal, with pairs of scarlet beans.
With big eyes and squeaking sounds, the mighty swarm of rats attacked Li Cang and the other gangsters with an extremely shocking momentum.
Lao Wang's face turned extremely green, and he didn't know whether it was because of the evil fire or because he was frightened: "Ah ah ah ah, your mother must die for me~"
Catching napalm bombs by hand sounds a bit rough, but with Lao Wang's strength, he throws them out at the same speed as real artillery shells. The red-red and blue flames instantly fill every inch of the gap in the distance.
Anyone with relevant common sense knows that the main reason why napalm was banned in Geneva is that it is too contrary to the so-called humanitarian spirit. Although the humanitarian spirit is used in situations such as war, it is enough to be called
It's a fantasy concept, but it doesn't change people's determination to ban napalm.
Napalm, a high temperature of 1000°C, rapidly consumes oxygen when burning to produce a large amount of carbon dioxide and toxic gases. It has a strong adhesion effect and is sticky and burn-resistant. It is extremely difficult to extinguish. Rolling on the ground will only spread the flame plague to the whole body. Once it adheres,
Excessive human body, rapid death is actually a kind of relief. In most cases, people who try to help extinguish the flames will be killed twice by the sticky substance thrown out by the person who was shot. Moreover, due to the added combustion accelerant and various intentional
Unintentional chemical agents and highly toxic substances entering the blood through open wounds on burn wounds can also cause blood poisoning...
When it comes to cruelty, no known creature can be more cruel than humans.
The average mutant mouse is only half an adult cat in size, just a first-class one. How could He De be treated so grandly? He was killed on the spot and roasted, which was fine. Most of them were carried around with incendiary agents all over their bodies.
Running around, his thick hair became the biggest burden at the moment. The power of the napalm bombs had not yet reached the rear, and he was the first to receive a wave of low flames that spread in waves as if the gasoline poured on the ground was ignited.
The burns on the fur were not enough to cause substantial damage to the rats, but it would arouse their ferocity. While squealing, the rats almost "smashed" towards us at a height as high as a tsunami, and Li Cang
The offensive capabilities of all servants of destiny and second sons of blood are comparable to walking corpses and alien beasts of the same size and above. These mice are only a little longer than a palm, which is too small for them...
Before being swamped by tens of millions of rats, Li Cang's last thought was: Why is it a rat and why can't it be a cat?
Facts have proven that Lao Wang's napalm bomb alone is effective, but it cannot stop the mighty rat tide at all.
Being almost eaten alive by rats is obviously a cherished and rare life experience. Didn’t you see that Lao Wang and Teacher Cang were already dancing and cheering for joy?
He was a dignified magician, followed by tens of thousands of losers on the Thousand Magic Mountains, wearing his father's vest, holding a big magic wand, with all the skill cards and nearly all the servants of destiny participating, but he was actually killed by a group of big people.
The rat was chased up to the sky with no way to enter the earth. It has to be said that it is really a strange sight. Wang Shifei was ecstatic when he heard about it, and the base was sad when he saw it...
As the saying goes, they howl wherever they fall. Li Cang and Lao Wang screamed and rushed forward with their eyes closed and their heads closed. The rats followed in waves and chased after them. The rats really couldn't stop them.
These two humanoid monsters are focused on running away, but the killing speed of the Second Son of the Servant of Destiny is just a drop in the bucket compared to the number of rats. What else can be done? Just follow the boss!
The only place that is relatively leisurely is the Magic Mountain. Firstly, they are not afraid of getting dirty and being crawled by rats, and they do not feel nauseous or physically uncomfortable. Secondly, there is not much difference between running and walking at their speed. Thirdly, these big guys are covered in heavy armor.
, the mouth of the mutated mouse is exaggerated, but the mouth is not full of diamonds, so what can it do to defeat the magic mountain?
To describe it, from Li Cang in the front to Luo Dan Mo Shan at the end, the whole scene is like a group of fish swimming against the current in the water...
This is the most difficult battle in history! Teacher Cang will forever go down in history with an unprecedented negative rate of return!
A full 16 hours later, with almost no trace left, Li Cang and Lao Wang of the Flesh and Flesh Lake scratched the edge of the empty island and vomited, not to mention revenge, not even the mountain of corpses and sea of blood that Li Cang had walked all the way.
With my mind cleared, I just drove around the island and ran away in panic.
Li Laisi and Tai Xiaoyi were both funny and heart-wrenching, and they couldn't laugh or cry.
"Hey, isn't this Teacher Cang, the magician of Xiangdangdang? What happened? He was unexpectedly punished by the righteous rat?"
"You... vomit... you... vomit..."
Li Leizi didn't react at first, but when Li Cang turned around and said the word "you" for the third time and then turned back and vomited loudly, Comrade Daleizi became furious!
Okay, even at this time, you still can’t eliminate the man’s strange desire to win?
With only three characters left or right, Teacher Cang successfully regained the victory.
I won!
The loser eats the dust, and the winner gets a reward that is so violent that it makes people pee...
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Although bathing and scrubbing in the ancient flower-growing Northeastern region are tradition, fashion, enjoyment and friendship, even under so many prerequisites, two friends who have been gay for many years and rub each other eight times a day are still something that cannot be avoided.
In the past, there were enough suspicious things.
From the initial teasing by Dan Ding, to the subsequent harassment of messages and then to the banging of the door and stern questioning, Li Laixi almost broke in.
Finally, finally...
Li Cang and Lao Wang each rolled up a large bath towel and walked out of the bathroom, which was almost soaked. Lao Wang walked in front and suddenly patted Li Laisi hard on the shoulder: "Your husband is awesome~
"
Run away!
This time he was running so fast that even the towel he was wearing could not withstand the violent wind, so Lao Wang could only grab his head with one hand and cover his buttocks with the other as he jumped forward...
Poor Da Leizi was stunned for a moment, his lungs bursting with anger. When he looked up again, Lao Wang had disappeared.
This person is really honest, his damage is not adulterated at all, and he has a little shameless cleverness.
Yes, you guessed it right, Master Wang carried the more innocent Tai Xiaoyi into the bedroom to hide from the disaster - I bet you wouldn't kick in the door to disturb our passionate couple even if you knew it was impossible.
years!
Li Laixi gritted her teeth and looked at Li Cang.
Li Cang was speechless: "Do you women have some kind of persecution delusion? As for that?"
"You bastard! Don't you want me to take a bath with you?"
"Good fellow, isn't it your old man who you disliked just now and screamed to death even worse than laying eggs in reserve grain?"
"You...get out of here, get out of here, you are not allowed to enter my room anymore. After being scolded by a mouse, you are scowling at me with that dog, bah, disgusting~"
"I@#￥%..."
Li Cang's face was so dark that he couldn't understand how a serious and normal person like him could meet such a group of innocent people.
