The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us. Chapter 77 Lao Wang: Brother Zhao is a decent man, but its a pity that he doesnt have a wife
Chapter 77 Lao Wang: Brother Zhao is a decent man, but its a pity that he doesnt have a wife
On forums, toilet paper and sanitary napkins have long been considered hard currency worthy of being brought to the table to negotiate terms.
Is this thing valuable? No;
Can people do without it? They definitely can.
It neither holds value nor is it a necessity, but it can be exchanged privately for scarce and critical materials such as water, food, and seeds. It can be seen that to a certain extent, the butt can really determine the head.
One of the most common sayings Li Cang sees on the forum is this: Auntie:
"Toilet paper is the last dignity and bottom line of human beings."
彳庍口巴...
When Lao Wang bought these things, he also had a bunch of jujubes, but the amount could basically be described as the standard for the last purchase before the outbreak of the biochemical crisis. Unexpectedly, it suddenly became a hoarder.
"Isn't this a serious crime of decapitation in ancient times? By the way, we can all make a fortune from this thing in the future..."
but...
After all, the two empty islands just passed each other.
No matter how strong a man is, the chain crossbow cannot hold up to 3 loads of toilet paper. It is too bulky.
Li Cang unpacked the package again,
"This definitely won't work. You won't be able to shoot far."
After several test firings, the size of the package was reduced several times. Finally, Li Cang felt that there was basically no problem, so he notified Zhao Ziliang.
[Cang: It’s ready. The three chain crossbows are all hung with goods. How many hits you can get depends on your luck.]
[Zhao Ziliang: I’m so grateful to Brother Li Cang!]
At this time, Zhao Zhiliang's floating island was very close to Li Cang. Without a telescope, he could see five people standing on the edge of the two islands, which were connected and running in parallel.
[Cang: Get ready, let the people over there stay away to avoid being accidentally injured]
Brother Big Corpse is rubbing the winch, Lao Wang is holding the packed items high, and Li Cang is controlling the crossbow.
"Whoosh~"
The crossbow arrow was pulled by the resistance of the oversized package, and it was obviously tilted abnormally for a certain distance at first. However, the strong force worked wonders, and it soon became a state similar to a "parachute", basically hitting Zhao Xiaoliang flatly.
On the edge of the floating island, the sickle hook did not pop out.
Zhao Ziliang roared,
“Brother Li Cang is awesome!”
You can feel his excitement from a distance of more than 100 meters.
[Cang: Dodge first, get them all over and then tie them up. I’ll aim at the ones that take time]
There was a mistake in the middle, but fortunately the last three packages were all delivered without incident.
Zhao Shuliang directed the four people around him to unpack the package hurriedly, and then firmly tied the things they had prepared in advance to the crossbow arrows.
The chain was almost pulled straight, and the three arrows were barely thrown off the island.
[Zhao Ziliang: Phew, it’s so dangerous. Brother Li Cang, your chain crossbow is too powerful. It’s as powerful as your archery skills. I’m so impressed. I usually don’t like this crossbow with such accuracy.]
[Zhao Ziliang: The road ahead is long and the future is long. Brother Li Cang, the contents of that gray cloth bag are just my little thoughts. Next time we have a chance to meet, I will definitely thank you in person to express my sincerity]
[Cang: Brother Zhao, you’re welcome, everyone gets what they need, everyone gets what they need]
The chain was retracted little by little, and the heavy package hanging on it was also pulled up.
The first black cloth package is full. The first thing that catches the eye is several old-fashioned 12V charging cables with AC interfaces that Li Cang needs, several dry batteries with complete models, and a beehive...
Yes, that’s right, a barrel-shaped beehive wrapped in three layers of plastic cloth.
Li Cang knew what it was, but Lao Wang didn't. As soon as the plastic sheet was lifted, the little thing inside went crazy on the spot.
"Which kind of gods do you know, Zancao? Ahhh, it hurts, it hurts..."
Then there are things that Zhao Zhiliang believes can offset the value of the corresponding materials:
A large pack of masks, two raincoats, 3 large boxes of vc effervescent tablets, a rechargeable ultraviolet disinfection lamp, gauze, and even two pieces of chemical protective clothing and two sets of industrial-grade gas masks.
There is no doubt that the value of these things far exceeds what Li Cang paid.
But, everyone gets what they need...
When the second gray cloth package was opened, he was completely shocked.
There were two large packages of vacuum-sealed beef, m4~5, fully stamped, cold to the touch and not completely defrosted.
A whole uncut bone-in rib eye, also known as tomahawk steak.
Li Cang counted only 6 ribs. He was very particular and authentic.
As for the other piece...
Or rib eye.
But this is called ribeye cap steak, commonly known as rib eye cap, top meat, or gourmet steak.
"...Anything else?"
Then he took out two squashed 1-gallon pots of thyme and rosemary, two bottles of olive oil, sea salt and black pepper with their own grinding ports...
It's really gone this time.
Lao Wang is completely crazy,
"I#@!%&..."
"Is this a job that humans can do?"
"Teacher Cang, please don't stop me. I can't stand it anymore. Let me chop this thief to death!!"
The muscles on Li Cang's face were twitching——
You can't stand it?
what about me?
And me?
Woolen cloth?
It’s just that each one is more outrageous than the other!
Can this world get any better?
The life you live together is called life, so I can only call it Minato and alive...
Li Cang said with grief and anger,
[Cang: The boss is grand, the boss will give birth to a son soon, and someone will pass the paper to the boss when he goes to the toilet]
[Zhao Ziliang: hhh, surprise or no surprise, surprise or no surprise? 】
[Cang: Comparing people to each other makes people irritated, everything is done for the sake of meat]
[Zhao Ziliang: As I said, my villa is basically intact. Especially after my last visit to the hospital, my luck suddenly improved. I have met some good friends recently...]
[Drinking and losing a shoe: What happened? There is something wrong with you]
[Cang: Brother Zhao, there is a strange chain of black mist islands in the direction you are facing from behind. I suspect that it is spraying floating islands to attack survivors in a targeted manner. There are zombies, so be careful]
[Cang: Also, the smelly black substance on the island is very valuable]
【Zhao Ziliang:Thank you!!】
Lao Wang looked at the meat with saliva. He didn't know whether he was impressed by the meat or by Zhao Ziliang's boldness.
"This guy is also a decent guy. The only drawback is that he doesn't have a wife, but I'm still happy to make him my friend."
Li Cang:...
It's better than a bad thing. Co-authoring is a combination of love and dedication poured into the bones?
I chatted casually with Zhao Zhiliang and Cao Haicen for a few words, and took a look at Qiao Shasha's group.
After so many days, no one has spoken inside, which is a bit strange.
Li Cang suddenly raised his head and looked at Lao Wang,
"I'll move the beehive to your side later and find a cool place among those torreya trees."
Lao Wang was stunned,
"No, how do you move this thing without stinging someone to death?"
Li Cang said expressionlessly,
"You should think about this carefully when you take it apart."
The bees have already swarmed, and for a while no one dared to move them.
Lao Wang squatted from a distance,
"Your food reserve hasn't been living well these past two days. It keeps wandering around my island. I'm wondering if it wants me to... bah... let the little chicken behind my house step on an egg for it.
Ah, what are you doing, I’m still a minor!”
"Isolate!" Li Cang said, "It's just a single seedling. We can't let the reserve grain harm it."
"Not only that, I have more than a dozen old hens waiting eagerly."
