Chapter 797: Its too late, but its too late to escape
As the saying goes, people cannot live a good life.
It wasn't until three hours later that Li Cang and Lao Wang finally had the strength to keep their heads away from the puddle of vomit. The air was filled with the smell of second-hand beer elbows roasting venison. The scene was so tragic that even the most "charitable" young lady couldn't bear it.
The two carsick boys kept a respectful distance from each other.
Emmmm, this kind of jump transmission always seems to be deeply malicious towards men. Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi have never experienced similar discomfort.
Lao Wang is actually fine, but Li Cang's mental state itself is not very normal. After a wave of super-limited summoning spells and two consecutive massive blood explosions, this overall jump transmission finally became the last barbell that broke the camel's back.
...
The nosebleed did not continue, but Li Cang's sallow face and pale lips could only be said to have never been as sluggish as he is today after being in the ICU for three years.
This kind of mental trauma is the same as the consequences of Li Laixi being resurrected too many times. Even Xiaobi Zaizi can't cure it with medicine.
"Tsk, tsk, I'm dreaming back to my childhood. It's so pitiful. It makes me overflow with motherly love~" After Li Laixi confirmed that Li Cang's endurance bar had indeed reached the bottom, she smiled heartlessly, "Be good, be good, be good.
Well, Cangcang Gongju, please accept my loving hug!"
Oh, just hug me!
Li Cang threw his face into Li Laisi's arms, and it was very awkward. It was natural to show off, but in short, there was no energy in any part of his body except his face.
Li Laixi screamed, with a blush on her nose and face, and her whole body was about to burst into steam.
Now that she has the ferocious dragon robe, Li Laixi no longer needs the third-generation windbreaker suit. Before, the environment in the prison was harsh, humid and hot, so she wore very thin clothes. She didn't even need to think about it to know that the place where Teacher Cang had posted her was designated as red.
She didn't want to be embarrassed under the playful gazes of the other two pairs of eyes that couldn't be picked out, so she grabbed Li Cang's neck with an elbow, dragged him away: "You can't stand, right? You're exhausted, right?"
, Okay, you can take good care of me, and don’t even think about secretly interacting with your little boy until you recover. It would be embarrassing to tell people about your young cerebral infarction, wouldn’t it?”
"Wait, wait, wait..."
Not to mention Li Laisi, even Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi didn't dare to let him do any intensive mental work anymore. The three of them didn't care about Li Cang's shamelessness and directly controlled this guy on the old man's rocker in front of the stilted building.
There is no doubt that this is another world line.
As the price for Li Cang's crazy behavior of blasting and disturbing the crystal, this price was actually a bit beyond Li Cang's expectation, because when he communicated with Xiaobi Zaizi before, leaping was the least likely possibility.
The result of the original communication was that the blasting disturbance crystallization would most likely cause the island structure to be impacted and damaged to a certain extent, and then create a huge number of small space cracks, swallowing everything in front of it. Theoretically, it should be the same as that of the 83 base.
There is no difference in the effect of crushing the teleportation array with one shot, but the jump point itself will most likely not be greatly disturbed. It serves the purpose of disturbing the crystal crusher and activating the catalyst. At most, the transmission will be unstable for a period of time.
Maybe Lao Wang's luck was too strong, maybe Li Cang was too unlucky, but the final result was one with a probability that was so small that it was almost impossible to happen.
It's just a jumper...
For a few people, this kind of thing is as natural and smooth as eating and drinking, and it's not even bad news.
Under Li Laisi's command, Senior Brother Hanpi stood behind Li Cang obediently, stepping on the legs of the chair and rocking the chair, creaking and squeaking as the years passed.
Facing half of the setting sun and a touch of lingering clouds, Li Cang squinted his eyes lazily: "Yawn, am I entering old age and retirement ahead of schedule?"
"Ah, yes, yes, is there anything more exciting in the world than being paid to mess around?" Lao Wang conveniently took a photo: "Please take a moment to see what's going on. I'll push you to find it after I measure the surrounding conditions."
The old lady is dancing in the square!”
"Thank you, I'm not that kind of person!"
Lao Wang rolled his eyes: "Am I careless? Let's go to the bar to watch the young lady dance?"
"Appropriate~"
Dalei Zi and Tai Xiaoyi were too lazy to pay attention to these two unattractive people, so they asked Li Cang to let Da Kunkun and Miss Qiu go for a ride. When the two of them came back with their hair blown like hairspray, they were shocked to find that Li Cang was really showing off his hair.
The sun was being shaken by Big Corpse Brother so much that he snored.
"This guy..." Li Lai Si couldn't laugh or cry. She found a thick, fluffy blanket and gently covered Li Cang's body and face: "The little lady and I walked forward three to four hundred kilometers. Nothing is worth it."
The things you should pay attention to are pretty normal nearby, and there is also a small island with nice scenery, including mountains and lakes. It’s a good place to take this old man fishing.”
"The relationship is good, and the map is fine. It's strange. Teacher Cang has been on the island for half his life...cough...this is normal and even makes people feel very abnormal. I always feel like something is missing in my heart.
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As a senior fisherman, Lao Wang’s enthusiasm for wild fishing spots is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people. This guy just used a chain crossbow to drag the entire island over, and he didn’t even prepare to leave any fish scales for the newcomers.
, it not only fishes and pumps water, but also supplements the annexation sequence and enriches species diversity. Isn’t it beautiful?
Li Cang has no interest in fishing itself. Like the Meow Party, which collects protection fees from fishing spots all year round, he likes the atmosphere.
As soon as Lao Wang Xiaoma's mosquito-repellent parasol was opened, a charcoal fire was already lit on Li Cang's side.
"Mutton skewers, mutton skewers, fresh mutton skewers, grilled deer eggs and lamb tail oil stuffed with pepper and garlic cloves, the fishing friend next to you moved to be careful of the smoke, this fishing friend, you are sitting down and let me order it."
, waiting for the fish to be cooked!"
"You @#￥%..."
Lao Wang almost went crazy. He is a fisherman who will be filled with nameless rage at such a scene. I finally found a chance to fish quietly for a while. Why don’t you just sit aside and have a picnic next to me?
After all, you still have to do some small business to make some money for me, right?
"Urge, urge, urge, sir, where are you calling the soul?" Lao Wang shouted: "Where did the fish come from before the nest was finished?"
Snap.
A large catfish that was slightly slender and dotted with irregular yellow and gray patterns came ashore, with a long, slender, three-edged barbed steel cone pierced through its head: "Strange, where did this guy come out from? I just saw it."
It's obviously a black pike."
Lao Wang gritted his teeth at the sight.
"There's only such a big pond in total, with both catfish and pike. Why don't you leave it here to stack buffs?"
"Are you fishing? What fun are you having?"
"Can you all stay away from me? Can you let me sleep in peace? It's just... it's just..."
"Good fish!" Li Cang sliced open the fish, removed the bones, cut it into sections, and put it on the grill: "This fish is not very good, but it is just right. The catfish is too fat and it is really unpalatable..."
He didn't know where to find two bags of spicy XJ rice noodle seasoning. He melted it with water and brushed it on the fish, grilled it, and sprinkled it with cumin chili powder.
"Well, this is the first time I've seen something baked like this. Could it be that it's Master Wang's wife's secret recipe?"
"Hahaha..."
Lao Wang's face turned black, what the hell, what the hell!
Until the water was drained and entered the two small lakes on the island, they did not see many other species of fish, or in other words, there were only a few fish in total...
A small pond can actually house several well-known freshwater fish including mountain catfish, six-bearded catfish, trout, and pike!
How can other fish be so virtuous? Even if they were stepped on as a doorstep in their previous life and accumulated merit, they wouldn’t have the skills or blessings to survive in this pond with a smile, right?
Lao Wang's mouth was dry for a while and then he was afraid: "If this horse is not careful and annexes it, our two small lakes may have to say goodbye to biodiversity..."
The two small lakes are Lao Wang's treasure, and he usually relies on them for his leisure and entertainment activities.
"Big Cat, come here and eat fish!" Li Leisi shouted several times, but only Goudanha and Chiha were naked and drooling. Firetongue ran over but didn't see Miss Qiu or White Tiger Huahua.
"Strange, where did these two little things go?"
"Look at what I'm doing, I don't know..." Lao Wang thought for a while, "Oh, yes, I thought I saw them sneaking down when you went out. They probably put them in some hole to catch rabbits for fun!"
Li Leisi said "oh" and ran around in the insect nest. After a while, she came out with a mysterious expression, but Miss Qiu and Huahua were not followed behind her.
"What's wrong?"
Li Laisi's expression froze and she hesitated: "Ah? Ah...no...it's okay...they are...catching rabbits..."
Li Cang sighed: "Ms. Li, you don't want others to know about your crazy blinking when you lie, right?"
"..."
Daleiko's despair.
Bah, you are a black-hearted maggot, your childhood sweethearts asked you to use it like this??
A plush egg the size of a palm, soft and cute, with eight legs and eight eyes and a pink tongue. Its largest pair of main eyes have not yet fully opened. It rolls and screams on Li Laisi's hand, and finds her thumb.
It started to slurp.
Lao Wang: "He's not weaned yet... No, a dog can get lost before it even opens its eyes?"
Li Cang: "Old Wang, do we still need to repair this house?"
Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi were about to be transformed into cute little wolf spiders. They looked eagerly at Lao Wang and Li Cang, especially Dalei Zi, whose expressions fluctuated between humble supplication and ferocious ferocity.
It's very divisive.
Li Cang was so angry that he vomited blood: "What are you looking at! What are you looking at?"
Under normal circumstances, the ferocious dragon blade would have been raised. Comrade Daleizi finally realized that he seemed to have exposed some impolite thoughts on his face:
"Dear~ dear~"
"People..."
"Stop!!" Li Cang was so excited that he took three steps back in a row, as if he was electrocuted. "If you have something to say, please say it! I'm afraid of you!"
"Don't talk nonsense to me! It has already recognized its master! If you spit out the word "no", kill it or bury it. Today next year will be your memorial day!"
Mr. Li Cang breathed a sigh of relief almost simultaneously, with lingering fear: "It's much more normal now..."
Who knows when this thing was smuggled to the island and hidden? You must know that this is just a little puppy that has not opened its eyes and cannot crawl easily. Not only does the radar not indicate, but there are so many people with an extraordinary sense of smell within a 3-kilometer range.
The servant of fate, who can't even admit his mistake to a mosquito, failed to notice it at the first time...
Having no attributes is already terrifying, but what about the demolition that is included in the skill list?
With the rigor of a craftsman and a strong sense of crisis, Lao Wang made a solemn proposal: "I heard that the dog broke up the house because of excess energy. We have to make an exercise plan for him overnight. So what, use PPT or paper?
document?"
"Fucking PPT!" Li Cang glared at this prodigal woman, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to sign a contract with this woman named Li! No! Contract!"
"Sign, sign, sign, I'll sign the deed of sale, Mum, Mum, I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭~"
Li Leisi was ecstatic, and there was actually a hint of enchantment and charm in her eyes that were full of meaning.
Some people gained face, while others gained face. Li Cang coughed dryly: "You..."
As soon as he turned around, he saw Lao Wang winking at him in an extremely obscene manner. Timi had forgotten everything he wanted to say, so the meeting ended!
It is a blessing to have such a strong-willed and stubborn girlfriend~
Oh, if it weren’t for your extraordinary talent in hsd work, I, Mr. Li, would have arranged it for you. Now I would just have to suffer a little loss...
The controversy about the dog ended without any problem, but the house that had been damaged a lot still had to be repaired.
The unlucky tarantula had almost destroyed a third of the stilted building, and it had been baptized by black vines and seed bombs. If it hadn't been covered by half a mountain, there wouldn't have been much left by now.
The stilted building is a relatively comfortable place on the ground of an empty island. There is no need to use solid materials. You can get used to it after repairing it. There are so many idiots that it is almost impossible for the two of them to do it themselves.
"I'll go back to the base and find someone to design some good-looking drawings. Let's choose a good location under the insect nest and build another one!" Lao Wang said: "If you have nothing to do, live up there. If you want to change your taste, live down below. If you really have something to do, live in the shelter. It's perfect!"
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No matter how strong the insect nest is, it cannot be compared to a shelter with attributes. Lao Wang’s opinion focuses on one enjoyment. The insect nest has fully automatic temperature and humidity adjustment and climate control. The only drawback is the lack of light, but it can be completely controlled through crystal clusters.
The refraction and reflection are solved, and when the outside environment is harsh, it will hardly affect the inside.
"Okay, I'll look at it when I have time..." Li Cang said lazily, "How are you doing around here?"
"It's okay! It's nothing! I told you not to worry about those things. Aren't you tired? My patient, please rest in peace and know how to cut. If you have nothing to do, go water and fertilize your wild roses and rest for two days.
Doesn’t it smell good?”
"I'm very fine too..." Li Cang choked for a moment: "You know better than the little coin boy? Later, you take those black vine seeds that need to be sacrificed and deal with them. Well, take them to the insect nest to the insect queen.
Let’s take a look, those bugs with poor fighting ability are quite good at farming. Maybe they can really take down the black vines and then refine a batch of black oil and white water..."
"I know, I know, please stop reading it. I have a biological mother, Mother Li!"
