Lao Wang, who was completely immersed in the joy of making a large sum of money, called this "a prosperous life after the disaster", but he didn't know if Lou Yunpeng and Ban Kun would express any constructive opinions on his ability to choose words and sentences.
Li Laixi would whisper to the young lady from time to time, and then look at Li Cang up and down with great interest, making Li Cang's scalp numb and uncomfortable.
"What are you looking at?"
"Look at you... goose goose..." Tai Xiaoyi pursed her lips and smiled, "Speaking of Teacher Cang's current appearance, it does look... um... indeed... pfft... very good
Bully..."
Lao Wang: "Look at how kind and tactful my little lady is. Her wording is very strict. If you have time to look in the mirror, you look like an overindulgent tuber, or the kind who smokes cigarettes and pots, okay? I
I haven’t looked this white even after three days of death!”
Li Cang let out a laugh: "Would you like to sign with me, a consumptive man?"
"roll!
Lao Wang responded with his middle finger, turned to Tai Xiaoyi and said: "Little miss, do you know these two losers? When I was a child, she was the only one who secretly taught him the family skills and used them to deal with me, and started fighting with us."
None of those little gangsters have enjoyed this treatment. I asked him later, do you know what this beep means? He said that it is a real technique of defeating the enemy with one strike. You can do it just for fear of getting into trouble. I am not a fucking human being.
?”
Tai Xiaoyi couldn't help but laugh: "How on earth did you survive? Every day is so thrilling..."
"Hmm, firm friendships are often built on the basis of sustainable business pitfalls!" Li Cang said seriously, "Young lady, you must have heard that 'when there is no danger, the father is the greatest danger'. We call this
After many years, father and son became brothers~"
"I'm sorry about your mother!" Lao Wang uttered fragrant words, "You keep doing the same thing! Try to save some face!"
"This jumper is more lively than we thought. When we first came out, we met such a group of people, and the Monroe resettlement camp..." Li Laixi threw the high-purity chrome target shaped like a barbell above her head.
Go, "It's not like the building where I stayed for a long time. It seemed like no one would come here for several lifetimes."
"Put it down first before talking. This thing is several tons! Hey, isn't that a key person here? After many years of marriage, you have all the beautiful men in your hands. It's a win.
!”
After Lao Wang said this, he immediately ran away. The desire to be happy but also to seek good fortune and avoid misfortune has become an instinct engraved in his DNA.
Unexpectedly, Li Laisi didn't do anything, but smiled in a silly way, charming, naive and satisfied, and asked lightly: "Are you envious?"
Lao Wang was in a state of confusion.
What's going on? It's different from what I thought. Why did this bitch suddenly become so moaning? I can't stand it anymore...
Tai Xiaoyi rubbed her arms: "Hey, I'm getting goosebumps~"
"Tsk, tsk, after ten years of hard work to win over Teacher Cang, that's not shabby! What do you think about this, Teacher Cang?"
Li Cang raised his head and looked at the sky. The sadness at the 45-degree angle seemed particularly lifeless, as if he had knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood: "What can I say? I deserve this. I accidentally killed this bitch."
That’s right.”
"Bah, Li Cang, you are going to die!"
"Hahaha!"
After 133 kilometers, Kongdao drove into a thick fog at 10:00 in the morning, and could not see his fingers, just like Lao Wang's heart.
"Oh, isn't this my innocent and lovely friend Lao Wang?" Li Cang said in a strange translation accent: "Very good, now some people look weaker than me~"
"Fuck you..." Lao Wang was very desperate, unspeakable despair, lowered his voice and beeped, "This is not fair, I am a strong man of thirty years old, she is only ten years old, why is Niang Xipi
She was so radiant that I almost crawled out..."
"It's not unusual to see a God of War on a panel, isn't it?"
"Gan!" Lao Wang cursed: "It's such a heavy fog, why didn't you call me? That nasty critical attack last time earned us a lot of coins!"
"Downward burst! And it was already like this when I woke up. Help me get the pot..."
"Cooking?" Lao Wang said happily: "That's right, the little lady won't be able to get up for a while anyway, so she can't even think about it..."
"Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! I don't want to hear the details, thank you!"
Before the meat was stewed in the pot, the thick white mist suddenly turned pitch black, and the breeze blew on the body with a numbing feeling.
"Cang, Teacher Cang?"
"Um?"
"Your hair...is all standing up..."
Kacha, the dazzling light snaked diagonally above the two people, reaching the sky and the earth as close as a few feet.
"WDNMD!"
"Let them go to the underground insect nest!"
"What?"
Old Wang Li Cang held his head and ran away, his ears were buzzing, but he couldn't actually hear what the other party was shouting.
Lao Wang rushed upstairs and picked up Tai Xiaoyi, who was still dazed, and ran all the way to the entrance of the insect nest. His feet trembled and he heard continuous explosions behind him. When he turned back, he only saw a pile of broken copper and iron with hot sparks splashing out.
, like an erupting miniature volcano.
Amidst the earth-shattering "bombing" sound, several people huddled in the empty cave where the preserved meat house was built, grinning and looking at the silver snake dancing wildly outside the "crystal wall" of the insect nest.
Every moment, thousands of lightning flashes outside, and the air is filled with ozone and a strong smell of burnt lake. Some of those lightnings even appear diagonally below the sky island, trapping the sky like a huge cage.
island.
Lao Wang lamented: "Everything that is still powered on is probably dead."
"When I came out, the main gate was disconnected." Li Laixi shrugged, "Is it a thunderstorm? Why is there no wind at all?"
"It will probably come soon. What kind of luck is this? There is no sign at all. It was pure white a minute ago. Teacher Cang and I thought it was just pure fog!"
Dense lightning continued to bombard the air island at a frequency of dozens of times per second, and the firelight on the air island was faintly visible through the crystal wall.
Tai Xiaoyi's face was full of worry, and Lao Wang was anxious.
The thunderstorm lasted for half an hour before it gradually subsided. Amidst the howling wind, heavy rain larger than peanuts mixed with even larger hail poured down, and the sky seemed to have disappeared.
Four people climbed up and took a look. Oh my god, dozens of piles of broken copper and iron were steaming in the rain. They were melted together in such a mess that their original shape could not be seen at all. The surrounding area was charred and black, with no grass at all, and the ground was covered with crawlers.
With lightning veins and flowing and solidifying molten iron, countless nearly spherical metals of various sizes and colors are scattered within a few hundred meters around each piece of garbage.
Lao Wang directly masked his pain, which was even more uncomfortable than if he was struck by lightning: "The strange workload has increased again..."
"Guga~"
A vulture that was about the size of a calf suddenly landed crookedly on the island in the sky. It tilted its head and cast a sidelong glance at a few people. Then it found a place out of the rain and squatted down. It shook its wings and curled up its neck before getting ready to rest.
The arrival of the vultures was like a signal, and many birds appeared and landed here one after another, from golden eagles to sparrows and magpies to wild ducks and geese. There was even a gray bat that clicked on the ground.
There was a bit of trouble finding the landing spot, and it was eaten as a snack by a vulture.
"Don't you have a home of your own?!" Lao Wang yelled in displeasure. Then he thought about it and became happy, "Teacher Cang, here is my chance to lead Huang Qingcang from one side to the other!"
Fishing, walking and eating walnuts, which man can resist the temptation of cooking an eagle?
