The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us. Chapter 860 The theory of relativity between luck and misfortune (+2, V and my 2 votes will make Thursday crazy together)
Chapter 860 The theory of relativity between luck and misfortune (+2, V and my 2 votes will make Thursday crazy together)
The three of them, Li Cang, Wu Yisong and Lao Wang, were chatting and drinking in the hottest small pool. The heat was fumigating the alcohol. Lao Wang said with emotion: "It's still comfortable to come back and enjoy it occasionally, but let me
I have been staying at the base, and now I guess I can no longer adapt to the pace of life."
"Base?" Wu Yisong was sweating profusely and exhaled a breath of hot air. He felt that he and the two guys were scalded in a pool of hot water. The one who was cooked first was designated to be him, but the man's strange desire to win did not allow him to knock him out first.
Tanggu: "What's the point of a base? It's just the people and things. The tracks are interesting. There's something new every day."
Lao Wang said: "There is a new way to die every day."
Li Cang asked: "How is your factory? It has made a lot of money recently?"
"Well, it's actually okay. I've saved up the bride price, but I'm still far away from finding my mother-in-law. Her parents are not at the base. After thinking about it, I still think it's better to be more formal." Wu Yisong smiled, "I saw you guys at the door.
Luo’s post is really good. Don’t hide it from your old classmates. Tell me, how much did you earn?”
"Tsk tsk, Lao Wu is a good man and an honest man." Lao Wang laughed, "Most of them are in stock. If you bring them back to the base, you can open ten department stores and supermarkets! You will lose money if you bring those ghosts from Monroe.
Teacher Cang, otherwise it’s hard to say how many more shows we’ll do in the future.”
"Just calm down the situation, but if it were me, I wouldn't be able to offend you."
Of course he couldn't afford to offend him. Wu Yisong's face paled when he heard what Li Cang had done in the past few days. He almost thought that Li Cang and the base were going to fall out with each other. Who would have thought that there was no movement at the base and there was no effort to clean up internally.
, it is difficult to imagine how much psychological shadow the scene at that time caused to the base.
This was just what Wu Yisong thought. What he didn't know was that the base suffered losses first, and very early.
If the base was willing to use half of the care it took to summon Duan Li in other areas to protect Li Cang's relatives and friends, then at least Li Cang wouldn't be so angry, the scene wouldn't be so ugly, and the base wouldn't be so passive.
"What a pure bunch of cows and horses!" Lao Wang said, "They are lucky this time, if it weren't for my bad legs and feet, hehe~"
"Some people are probably still glad that Teacher Cang hid you and Li Laixi, right?"
"Hey!"
Lao Wang didn't say a word, and his expression was as if he wanted to kill several trucks of people.
As his strength increases, Lao Wang's irritability increases day by day. If you can rip off your Achilles tendon just by catching a fish, you can tell how irritable he must be.
A big belly makes a big bowl, especially his humanoid sex toy, Bai Huazi, was injured and couldn't draw for many days, which made Lao Wang feel very heartbroken and unhappy. Don't you know whether to hit someone in the face or not? What are we doing on horseback?
Don’t you guys have an idea of how many things the base has done?
We guys can just print out our resumes for more than a year and submit them to HR at will. If we go out to any residential area, we will be treated as living dads. Why don't we just run rampant and domineering and live happily?
Will I be angry with you later?
It’s screwed up!
"Why are you holding your feet outside?" Wu Yisong was curious on the one hand, and on the other hand he was ready to change the topic, "Do you have medical advice?"
Lao Wang's posture was really weird. Others were lying on his back against the edge of the hot spring pool. Lao Wang turned sideways and put his injured leg outside. It was particularly uncomfortable to watch.
"Well, you are not allowed to touch hot water. I was wondering, doesn't hot water promote blood circulation?" Lao Wang replied lazily, "I finally came back, and I can't do this or that, for 15 days,
The 3D area cannot be without Tifa, just like Hong Romance cannot be without Technician No. 18, the delicate flowers of 'Bai Yu Jing' will wither without my compassion, which is heartbreaking!"
Li Cang thought for a while: "The one I've been to before? Don't tell me, their roast rabbit is really good..."
Wu Yisong was shocked: "Damn it, Li Cang, do you even go to that kind of place?"
Lao Wang was not happy to hear this: "What does 'that kind of place' mean? Can you explain to me what 'that kind of place' means? I'm telling you that the White Bath Palace is a formal place with complete procedures. People are doing business but not selling themselves."
Yes! I can’t allow you to insult the softest place in a man’s heart! Teacher Cang not only goes, but also brings his own technician!”
(Note: The plot here begins in Chapter 532 - Li Cang: Aba Aba)
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Wu Yisong subconsciously glanced at the screen. Screens have ears. Fat friend, this topic is too dangerous: "How about we talk about roast rabbit?"
"Looking at your little potential, you're still a slut!" Lao Wang tutted, "No, you're just a slut. In high school, you even helped me take over the adult channel from the Internet! Tell me honestly, and keep it secret.
How many times have you been to Jiaojiao? Let me tell you, you have to go to a regular club to find out. What kind of night party is there?
It’s just a waste of time in Beijing.”
Wu Yisong wished he could sew Lao Wang's mouth shut directly.
"Can we talk about roasting a rabbit? Why don't we just go back to the Yanchuan-level treatment." Li Cang climbed out of the pool, stretched out his arms and thought: "There are fire pits and grills, and everything is ready-made.
.”
Bathhouse culture is also a formal culture, and in Yanchuan, "taking a bath" is far more lethal than "going to take a bath."
Especially the open-air hot springs on the top of the mountain when the snow is white in winter. Some hot springs can cook eggs and corn. There is heavy snow all around the pool. In the distance, you can see the dancing silver snakes on the mountains. At the bottom, you can see thousands of lights and people and cats in the spring water.
, put a hot towel on your head, and freshly roasted rabbit and venison with hot wine will be delivered to you...
Wu Yisong couldn't help but fell into a trance when he thought about it.
It had only been a little over a year since the disaster occurred, but the scene in my memory felt like it had been a lifetime ago, with all the blur and lake-like appearance. Only the mist of birds and the scent of rabbits in the hot spring water were extremely real.
The sound of flames licking grease sizzled. Wu Yisong shook the water on his head and couldn't help but said: "Who would have thought that Teacher Cang, who made a mess outside, would be roasting rabbits for us here, Bai Yu
I have never been to the palace, but I can brag about the awesomeness of what I did today for the rest of my life!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "You don't know a lot, how can this be a problem?" Lao Wang winked and said: "Teacher Cang is on the island, and he can't do anything with his own hands every day.
He waters an apple tree and a bush of wild roses, keeps chickens as pets, and is also very good at brewing ginger brown sugar water. That’s called a perfect person..."
"Hey, our teacher Cang also has such a side of life?"
"He's just nostalgic."
Wu Yisong was distracted again.
"Okay, you guys! Eat delicious food secretly and don't tell us!"
"That's right, everyone is just roasting a few rabbits. They didn't prepare our share in the first place, right?"
"It's not enough to squeeze your teeth! Li Cang, you thick eyebrows and big eyes, you actually betrayed the revolution..."
Seeing Li Cang, who was unable to resist while being robbed of the fruits of his labor while laughing and playing with several female creatures such as Jiaojiao Song Qiang, Wu Yisong suddenly felt that he was really lucky.
Wu Yisong is indeed very lucky.
The next day, the big boss of Wu Yisong's external relations and post-disaster resettlement department, who had always been indecisive, parachuted in and called Wu Yisong by name. As soon as he entered the office door, the other party threw a document to him: "You did it."
Plan? Pretty good!”
Wu Yisong felt even more terrified.
This post is just a forum publicity plan. When he was writing this post, he fell asleep and almost drooled on it...
good?
Is it possible that the current leader took the blame for this because he got sick?
Unexpectedly, this young man with a die-hard military background actually changed the topic: "How are you recovering from your injury? Why don't you recuperate for a few more days before coming back to work? The unit should not be so busy yet. Someone is giving you a hard time?"
This was a bit direct. Wu Yisong didn't know how to answer it for a moment: "Minister, it's okay. The hospital just advises against strenuous exercise. It's good for your body to be busy."
"I'm not a few years older than you, just call me Brother Feng." Feng Yuanqing asked with a smile: "I heard that you and your girlfriend opened a studio making cleaning supplies together?"
Wu Yisong's heart skipped a beat, but he didn't dare to hide it: "Uh, yes, it's a handicraft workshop, just small pieces of cleaning wipes for wiping hands..."
"In this way, here at the unit, we can use whoever's stuff we use. It's always more secure to use our own stuff. I'll have a word with the logistics team later and I'll use your stuff from now on. But the quality control must be good and the scale must be good."
Expand it appropriately so that it won’t look bad when your company hangs up the cooperative company sign at your place.”
The sudden surprise overwhelmed Wu Yisong's mind, and he was speechless: "Ah? Thank you, thank you, leader..."
"Yisong..."
"You say!"
"Your girlfriend is also in the work unit, right? What do you think? If it's convenient, I can help my brothers and sisters to worry more about this aspect?"
After Wu Yisong returned, he told Qiao Jiaojiao the news. Qiao Jiaojiao was so happy that she almost jumped up: "What kind of expansion does it have to be? Use ours for the entire external relations arrangement? Conference banquet reception... hiss...
Aren’t I going to become Kuotai directly?”
"Don't be too happy too soon." Wu Yisong said with a smile: "The leader wants you to step down and focus on this place. Although the base does not have regulations in this regard, it is not pretty and will be unpopular."
"Didn't I tell you a long time ago that I don't want to do it anymore? There's no need to hesitate. From now on, I and Qiangqiang will spend the night together in Wuhu!"
"Well, you really need to have a good talk with Song Qiang later and make it clear so that she doesn't misunderstand. She did a lot of work when the three of us formed a partnership. Giving her 30% is a bit too little now that I think about it..."
"You have a conscience!"
"However, Feng Yuanqing, this name sounds familiar to me. He has never been to the unit headquarters. He found me when he came today. I didn't even bother to do that!"
"You, you, you are really dumb when I say you are dumb. Let me give you a hint: Li Cang!"
"Um?"
"If you don't even pay attention to the background of the boss of your department, you are really hopeless." Qiao Jiaojiao crossed her legs, "Feng Yuanqing is one of the few civilians in Bei Zhikang's family. He just landed in our unit on a temporary basis.
, who usually works directly with Bei Zhikang, the first time Li Cang came to the base, he and Zhao Yang were in charge of reception, and they are very familiar with each other. "
"No wonder...we are considered a blessing in disguise..."
Qiao Jiaojiao chuckled: "You thick eyebrows and big eyes, did you think someone owed you before?"
"No, I didn't mean that!" Wu Yisong said speechlessly: "This accident happened by coincidence, it was just a coincidence. It was just a licking thing. Who would have thought... love is indeed more dangerous than hate
Motive..."
"I think it's not your liver that's injured, but your brain!" Qiao Jiaojiao retorted: "Still in love? If they pursue each other normally, can Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhihui draw guns with that Ji Xiwu? That Ji Xiwu is a human being.
Scumbag, I have caused disaster to countless girls, and Suo Zhihui ignored him, so he called a bunch of people to harass him every day. Is this kind of person worthy of mentioning the word love? His lust makes him stupid! He is worse than a pig or a dog!"
"That's how I compared it. Look how excited you are..."
"There's nothing good about a man. Hey, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. I'll go play with Song Qiang."
"..."
Hospital.
Lao Wang fell down on the hospital bed in a decent manner, with the patient's posture and aura well grasped. He said to the young and lovely nurse, "Come back quickly, I'll wait for you on the bed!"
The nurse, the most unpleasant creature in the hospital besides the head nurse, paused slightly after hearing this: "Okay, okay, don't scream then!"
Lao Wang just came with Li Cang because the young lady was not around, otherwise he wouldn't dare be so arrogant.
After taking the green light for prayer, I had to wait for a while for the nurse to come and give the injection. Out of boredom, Master Wang separated from his brother who had an extra bed next door and jumped in the queue. Shao Qing exclaimed, half-horrified and half-surprised: "
Testicular cancer? That thing can actually get cancer?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The sluggish elder brother murmured extremely speechlessly: "Please keep your voice down, the chance is relatively small, but it does happen..."
"Then why did you come here?"
"There are no beds, so we need to be hospitalized first."
"Has it been cut? What's the prognosis like?"
"No, it didn't cut..."
Seeing that Lao Wang was about to cry because of his elder brother, Li Cang kicked this guy on the butt: "Shut up and pray for your sister. Prayers are for repair, not time assassins. Pray for Timi cancer cells."
Hope, why don’t you let people get into the incinerator by themselves?”
The eldest brother really cried this time: "Doctor, I need to change the bed, I can't stay there anymore!"
Lao Wang watched his eldest brother carrying the hospital bed and running out of the door for a long time, and sighed deeply: "Humans are so fragile, but their flesh and blood are so weak that even machines can ascend!"
Yes, people are very fragile, and Lao Wang is no exception.
Lao Wang already realized this when he saw the very generous nurse leading four nurses who were as tall as Lao Wang and had fierce looks on their faces.
The nurse waved her hand, and the four people pinned Lao Wang to the bed.
"No, let's talk about it..." Lao Wang panicked: "Why don't you just get an injection? I'm not going to run away. How about such a big battle?"
The little nurse took out a syringe that was not much thinner than her arm and inserted a needle that was slightly thicker than a ballpoint pen refill. Her smile was as sweet as aspartame and cyclamate: "As promised, don't scream!"
"You are killing pigs. You can't even use such a thick needle to bleed pigs!"
"Don't talk nonsense. One stitch on the sole of the foot and one on the back of the knee. Sisters, please press it properly!"
The four burly female men showed smiles like butchers demanding their lives: "Don't worry, Xiaotian, my sisters have skills. As long as he dares to go to the hospital bed in our hospital, no matter if he is a human or an elephant, he will not be able to do it."
He can't hold it down, and the one who couldn't give anesthesia and had to amputate his thigh yesterday is gone, let alone the one who gives injections!"
Full feet?
Knees, knees, and knees?
Technical skills?
Lao Wang: Help me, help me!
Li Cang: Goose goose, what are you talking about?
So here comes the question: Given the syringe specifications, needle diameter, number of nurses, and bed number, how many injections did Lao Wang receive in the end?
