"Princess Cangcang, if you are too smart, your life will be short-lived. I suggest that you don't think so much. Listening to people and understanding one-third of what they say is enough to cope with normal interpersonal interactions!"
"You have a criminal record..."
"What weird things are you telling your aunt?"
"Sister Jin, please let me go."
"Ha! If she doesn't go, you won't go either. I'll be the one to take care of all of you, right? Are you willing to admit it?" Jin Yujing finally revealed her true colors: "It's okay if you don't go! Look what parts of your body can be like mine.
If you are here in person, take it down and lend it to me!"
"Don't tell me, there really is..."
"?"
A minute later, Jin Yujing looked at a room full of bastard No. 3 with the same female body shape and said, "I don't lack bodyguards. Why did you bring these things here? Do you want me to take them to fight with others?"
"It's not impossible..." Li Cang shrank his head to avoid Jin Yujing's slap: "You and my mother will share it later. I have set the initial commands. If you cultivate and cultivate your relationship, it will become easier to use it.
"
"..."
"They won't die. After they get used to it, they can carry out any verbal instructions that are not too complicated. They just listen to you and my mother and don't have to worry about anything else. Later I will use a dog-leg to hold a few tons of culture fluid.
Just let them rotate and soak every few days."
"Then you have to go too!" Jin Yujing puffed up her face, really looking like a cute goldfish: "Does this thing have a gender?"
"It seems to be there, but in fact it is not. Aren't I afraid that you and my mother will feel awkward!"
"Cang, have you ever considered developing into adult products?"
Li Cang fled in despair. He was so powerful that he couldn't control it at all.
Lao Wang stared at Li Cang with a faint gaze as he pushed the door open. He ran through several rooms but couldn't find a place to stop. He stared at Li Cang with a faint gaze and sat in front of him. He stared at Li Cang with a faint gaze.
Opened his mouth: "Ha~"
"roll!"
"Okay..." Lao Wang naturally changed the subject, "Do you have the feeling that our home has been occupied by monkeys from Wuyi Mountain?"
Li Cang didn't nod or shake his head: "At least, they didn't throw your phone, snatch your bag, eat snacks you couldn't bear to eat, and beat your baby."
"That makes sense..."
"Alas!"*2
In order to prevent Dalei Zi from completely turning his injury vacation into a girl group team building, Li Cang had no choice but to reluctantly implement Lao Wang's Black Uncle's island vacation plan.
The four of them had a Kun, an extra set of clothes and not a single pendant. Li Laisi's words at the dinner table really scared Suo Zhihui to death. She didn't even dare to show up, otherwise she would be trying to pull someone into trouble. Ob
of.
The area of Uncle Black's floating land is even comparable to that of the current base. The sea area is quite vast, and part of the water area is beyond the sky island. The blue waves are rolling in the void, which is very majestic.
It's a pity that this floating continent itself is a doormat that everyone dislikes. If the 3/7 base hadn't been stationed here to protect it, Uncle Black would either have been wiped out by internal fighting, or he would have been razed by the subordinate group that coveted the sky island.
It’s really a mess here. There are English, French, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Dutch, and dozens of indigenous languages. We are in a state where there are many language families, but communication basically relies on body language. The daily life of these guys is to fight, and every tribe is big or small.
There were constant conflicts, either in fights or on the way to fights.
The base has long since given up trying to stop the fight, and has hired a bunch of security personnel who speak various languages to put out fires everywhere. The effect is just that, out of sight, out of mind.
In addition to the vast waters, the entire floating continent plain and the gentle mountains that can grow food crops only account for about 6%. It is said that this 6% is enough for the black uncles to eat and drink, so no one can figure out what they are doing.
What are you playing...
Belief? Feud? Ethnicity? Or geographical struggle for hegemony?
In short, no one knows, and no one wants to know. As long as the fuss is not too outrageous, the base really has no intention of dealing with this unreasonable debt, and it is already exhausted.
Li Cang came here with the idea of fishing, barbecue and seafood dinner. He found a place with beautiful scenery, beach and waves, and threw the deck chairs on the boat.
Lao Wang swore that he would take care of today's meals. If the fishing was not enough for four people, he would jump out of the boat and make a nest.
The young lady was very worried about the unattended island, and kept telling them to let them play while she went back to take care of the island first.
"Oh, my sister Xiaoyi, just rest and play for a few days. Are you addicted to being a mother?" Li Laixi pushed Tai Xiaoyi onto the boat, "Sister Dao, Brother Qiu, Brother Qiu, and Bones are all here.
On the island, if anything goes wrong, Li Cang will be notified as soon as possible!"
The young lady was still worried: "Oh...it seems that the windows of the stilted building are not closed...the hams in the drying room are not collected either..."
"Sit down! Sit down!"
It’s still the two black boys in the seafood market whose enthusiasm and body language are very contagious but who refuse to say their names. They can’t drive this kind of “advanced” ship with a diesel engine and a rudder, but they can help contact the ships on the island.
The crew and the crew communicated with Lao Wang through gestures and rowing all the way, heading towards the sea where it is said that huge sea bass, huge moon fish, and slender small sharks can be caught.
"Shark, no, it's not delicious, it's delicious when you have some!" Brother Hei said: "Moon fish, it's great. You can get very big cuttlefish there, and now you can sell big cuttlefish for 40 labor points!"
"
Lao Wang's eyes were glowing green, and he was full of infinite confidence in his single-digit sea fishing experience in his life, as if the fish was already on the hook: "Hmm, it sounds good, are there any more?"
“There are tuna, yellow fin tuna, and green kelp tuna, which is also delicious. It’s stewed with mango and olive oil. It’s very delicious!”
"Green water ghost?"
"Uh, I don't know how to say it in Chinese, it's like, green bones, body like a sea wolf, very big!"
"Nice!"
After Lao Wang repeatedly and solemnly stated that sea fishing is a romance that is completely different from island fishing and Kun fishing, and after holding a sea opening ceremony by emptying a box of AK bullets to serve as firecrackers, everyone began to set up the poles and set the hooks.
There are fishing rods, nets, and crab pots. Everything is fully prepared. Naturally, I don’t want to come here in vain. Of course, I hope that Lao Wang’s appointment will be in vain...
Li Cang soon regretted it.
This thing is not romantic at all. The wind is strong and the waves are strong. A small boat floats alone on the sea. The fluctuations are so great that it can shake people's brains in a few minutes. It is as big as Kun Kun on the sky island.
They are completely different things.
He couldn't even faint at the jump point, let alone the ship.
The other three people didn't think so, and looked at Li Cang with disgust as he moved his position to the back of the big Kun Kun, angrily scolding the straight man as unworthy of any kind of romance in this world.