Chapter 88: A man will not eat the Five Cauldrons while alive
Li Cheng took out a pair of reading glasses from his pocket, opened the prayer interface on his arm in the standard posture of a subway elderly person's mobile phone, found a line of text, and cast it into a bunch of bright green fluorescence.
[Equal replacement: Using alienated blood as a guide, spatially replace alienated life forms and life-like bodies with non-such life forms]
The old man hunched over and held the lens, stretched out his hand to touch the blunt thorns on the kneecaps of the big corpse brother, and seemed to find it unsatisfying. He bent his index finger and tapped it hard, finally showing a satisfied expression like a child,
"interesting."
Big Corpse Brother:(?_?)
You call this a threat?
You are going into the spring water to give someone a head!
Li Chengze said,
"After researching for a long time, I discovered that the latter can specify units."
"So why not use my entry?"
"So that entry is yours? It's interesting, you'll make a lot of money..." The old guy was stunned for a moment, "But it's not important. Since I've already threatened you, if the young man has no other ideas, just take the girl with him.
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"I have an idea. I'm calculating how many percentage points the insurance will have to go up in the next year for vehicles that repeatedly run over people who hit the car."
But the more Li Cang thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he was at a loss...
As they walked, Big Corpse Brother suddenly turned around and pointed a middle finger five times as thick at Lyb.
The old man smiled so brightly that it was like the sun was shining brightly.
"You little bastard, you actually think I'm cheating..."
Outside the building.
The corpse brother reached down with his claws and found a deep pit of broken concrete, and quickly climbed up.
Li Laixi and Li Cang found a position that they thought was quite decent and squatted on Brother Zhi's shoulders - anyway, it was a bit more normal than having it wrapped around the waist or stuck in the armpit.
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Li Leisi suddenly said,
"You have changed so much."
Li Cang returned,
"You've gotten so big."
Before Li Laisi came over with her cannon fist, Li Cang said again,
"Then lyb will only have a few days to live at first glance. He threatens him with a hammer. This timi is just trying to cheat! It's moral kidnapping!"
"Uncle Li...maybe he wants to increase his leverage..."
"Well, no wonder this skill requires one's life to pay for it, it's so outrageous!"
"So, will you help them?"
Li Cang just looked at her.
Li Laisi turned her head to the side very proudly, exposing her blushing neck.
"Uncle Li is my savior in every sense. Many of us have saved each other's lives more than once. I just don't want to owe them anything."
"Hetui, your dirty butt has something to do with me."
"Please be brave, if you say something loud, maybe dad will be very kind..."
"Hey...hey...what do you want to do?"
"Zhoucao, you bitch, you are crazy, you are going to fall. Grass, stay away from it... Our mother still has to rely on it to continue the family line..."
The next second, Li Leisi took out the plum blossom dagger.
"I said... you listen to me... I didn't mean it... What's wrong with your brain, you bitch..."
"I mean, if I marry a wife and have a son in the future, why don't we call our mother mom? Where are you thinking..."
Li Laisi was stunned for a moment:??
Afterwards, his expression became ferocious.
Good guy, if you didn’t tell me, I wouldn’t have thought that you were still on the third floor?!
"Die to me."
Li Cang jumped up on the foundation and ran in the direction of Lao Wang.
"This woman is crazy. She was bitten by a walking corpse. Old Wang used a crossbow to kill her!"
Lao Wang took out a pack of yak jerky, stuffed a whole piece into his mouth, and said vaguely,
"Yeah, yeah, it's going on, it's going on, it's already going on..."
Li Cang's eyes were filled with tears,
"You are a dog too, right? You actually ate the beef jerky my little aunt gave me? Shut up, you bastard! I earned it with my hard-earned money!"
Lao Wang paused in his chewing motion.
"How come you are so ignored?"
Li Cang threw a page hammer in the air,
"As long as your brain is even slightly anthropomorphic, you won't be able to say this at all!"
"Who did Sun Tzu say?"
"The traitor who beats his father and scolds his mother!"
Still dare to resist?
Lao Wang sneered, his anger dropped in his Dantian and his tongue exploded with spring thunder,
"Lilith, Li Cang is not clean anymore. He is doing business secretly behind your back!!"
Li Laisi's eyebrows were raised.
Li Cang's body suddenly trembled, his voice gradually became fainter,
"Reading, can a scholar's business be called a business? At most, it's about learning skills..."
Tai Xiaoyi opened her mouth in an O shape, and suddenly had the urge to find a small notebook to write down their words, highlight the key points, and read and analyze them word for word.
The car is flying in front, and the brain is chasing behind.
The widow is so difficult, the widow can’t even understand...
Suddenly an arm was put on Tai Xiaoyi's waist. Zhong Jianzhang winked at her without shame and said very considerately,
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. You are the kind of person whose theory is less than practical. Moreover, it is our responsibility to preach, learn, and resolve doubts. Teacher Wang can give free tutorials online~"
Tai Xiaoyi's face suddenly turned red.
emmm, I think you can understand this?
...
There were several corpses of walking corpses lying around the island and on the foundation of the building. There was even a walking corpse among them. The big corpse brother dragged all the corpses to the island and piled them in front of the tombstone.
Lao Wang raised his hand and threw a bottle of something,
"Here, let me find it easily."
Li Laixi took it with her hands and kicked Li Cang on the butt.
"Stop dawdling, hurry up!"
Li Cang lay down like a walking corpse, muttering uncleanly,
"Dog woman..."
Li Laisi didn't bother to pay attention to him, poured out a few drops of safflower oil, and rubbed it vigorously in her palms to warm it.
Then--
"Hiss~"
Li Cang's eyes almost popped out of his sockets,
"Tap it gently, it hurts, it hurts, hold the grass!"
Li Laisi snorted,
"That's it?"
"Why don't you just rub it with safflower oil and make it look like giving birth to a baby?" Lao Wang crossed his legs and said, "Why bother, my mouth was harder than a dead duck just now."
Li Cang let out his final roar,
"A real man will not eat the five tripods when he is alive, but he will cook them when he dies!"
Have you ever heard of one force reducing ten?
Yes, his surname is Li.
Have you ever heard of four liang lifting a thousand pounds?
But Li Laisi is a daughter of a family.
Facts have proven that no matter whether you are in the third, fifth or atmospheric layers, you cannot withstand the presence of space-based weapons.
After all, people have a good family background, so they are not shabby.
被揍个满头包满身伤的李某如此安慰自己,默默舔舐伤口.
"Hey, even if you pay Wuding Cooking, your crime can be considered as a compliment~" Lao Wang said in a disdainful tone, and then looked at Li Laisi, "I said, Lilith, are you using all the output?
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He didn't dare to talk about "Big Leizi" like Li Cang - not calling him by name was the last line for a man.
When it comes to the name Li Lei, it's really written on her face.
When other people give names like Richard, Brian, Louise, and Marilyn, they probably have their origins traced back to the time when Hong Kong and Macao returned to China after the reform and opening up?
Li Laixi was different. She just relied on her parents' family background to experience firsthand what the postmodern Renaissance was.
My family is unfortunate, what a shame...
***The author has something to say***
The milk tea was delivered by mistake, and the green tea cheese milk cap turned into black tea. I lost it but couldn't bear to throw it away. As a result, my stomach hurt...
