The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us. Chapter 970: You are a dog, right?
A severe beating, tearing out the heart and lungs.
"Goose goose...it's itching...um...why are you biting someone...I'll twist my head off for you!"
Shaking her rustling hairpin, Li Cang fiddled with the lower half of her lace hair, which was simply tied up with a piece of red silk because she hadn't finished it yet. Her green silk hair was like a waterfall and her face was as beautiful as jade: "As an old father, a good brother, a male mother, etc.
The exclusive tool person with multiple attributes and identities suddenly feels that the reason why I asked my girlfriend to temporarily become a mute bride at the right time is quite sufficient."
"You @#￥%..."
A card was placed lightly on Li Laisi's seductive red lips, and the curses she could not make out of her mouth vanished into nothing, turning into scattered light.
Li Laisi's eyes suddenly widened: "Baa? Baa! Meow? Huh?"
"Although it's not very polite, but I want to remind you..." Li Cang smiled strangely and took out a thick set of cards from his pocket, waved them in front of Li Laisi, and put them on the bedside table: "One card every 15 minutes.
, if you use it sparingly, these will be enough to survive until next year.”
【The Silence of the Lambs】
Prop card, purple
Purpose: Silence the designated target for 15 minutes after use. This effect cannot be dispelled in any way. The subject will only be able to utter simple syllables such as "meow", "meow", "woof", "um", "um", "ah" and "oh".
No more systematic language can be used.
Note: This card is not a set card set and does not provide supporting props such as bells and collars.
Li Cang has already seen the outstanding effect of this thing. Even the words typed in the prayer chat interface can be captured. It is very easy to use. It belongs to the series "It's a pity that I have an open mouth" and is a must-have sex toy for men and girlfriends to enhance their relationship when traveling at home.
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Li Laisi rolled her eyes, symbolically punched him twice and then there was no movement. The gentle rubbing brought a familiar numbness that swept through her body. The warmth of Li Cang's palms made her eyes, like the shining sun, slowly fade away.
Hazy, blurred into a crescent moon-like arc.
"Huh~huh?"
Li Lei opened her eyes again in confusion, and saw Li Cang, who suddenly pulled away, looking at her condescendingly. There was no emotion like teasing in his eyes. With Li Lei's powerful dark vision, she could even see her in his eyes.
Seeing his own portrait, his eyes were moist and his body was full of moisture.
Li Leisi lacked the most basic resistance to the calmness and gentleness of this clear soup. Tiny goosebumps spread from the bottom of her neck deeper, and the wings of her nose quivered as she let out a single voice of shame and confusion——
"snort?"
Soon, Li Leisi realized that she had overestimated the shit in front of her. All the appreciation and seriousness in this world had a price.
Li Cang helped Li Laixi lean against the bedside, took out the bag of golden melon seeds, shook them, threw them into the turbulent curve of the front of the placket, and pressed the piece of fabric thoughtfully.
"This is called safety."
"snort!"
"Open your legs."
"..."
"Give me your hand."
"..."
Feeling her hands being held back on her legs, Li Leisi finally realized what he was going to do. She suddenly raised her head, her eyes as murderous as a ferocious dragon blade: "Uh?? Uhhh?!"
"I'm warning you, don't try to cheat. I'm paid to watch an exciting show!"
Li Cang's smile at this moment seemed to Li Leisi. Compared with him, a real devil could only be described as gentle, courteous and thrifty.
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"Uh! Uh-huh!"
"no."
Poor Li Laisi's face was as red as fire and as red as blood, and she was full of shame: "Meow, meow, oh, oh, oh?"
"Hush, I'm willing to admit defeat. There are no fathers and daughters in the casino."
Li Laixi turned her face away in humiliation, as if accepting her fate, when she heard Li Cang make the devil's voice again: "Comrade Little Dolphin, are you waiting for love when you stay still?"
It’s okay if you don’t want this love...
In just a few minutes, The Silence of the Lambs was finished early, and the endless drafts eventually turned into the hoarse soul cry of Li Laisi.
"abnormal!
"
Li Cang stood far away from the bedside, holding up his mobile phone and carefully adjusting the aperture: "Lan~guage~ Madam, you don't want to be photographed in Silence of the Lambs again, do you?"
"No...um...don't..."
"What?"
The crazy emotions of shame and hatred made Li Laisi's forehead break down with a thin layer of sweat, which wetted a few strands of her hair. She reluctantly hummed a few words through her teeth: "No cell phone! I...I...
Hmm... let me show you... okay?"
"That won't work. I have to treasure it and read it a few more times. Changing the subject is useless. Continue, don't be lazy."
"Li Cang...you are...you are a dog!"
"
Sometimes, history books will always keep silent about the little people who stick their lips and make tongues, but Li Cang feels that there is a reason for doing so. Some things really need to be whitewashed by the Spring and Autumn Period brushwork, whether it's good for you or me.
Furthermore, keeping exciting programs to yourself may not be a kind of romantic ho~?
"Skirt, skirt, blocked."
"You... um~"
As the saying goes: gritting one's teeth and enduring hardship, banging one's jade hairpin against the pillow.
A night of fish and dragon dance.
morning.
Someone was fiddling with his cell phone with a face filled with contentment. The originally handsome face looked so hideous and terrifying to Li Laixi. JIO was so angry that he rolled him under the bed.
"If you stay in this world, you will only make rice more expensive!"
Li Cang rested his head on the tiger skin carpet and grabbed someone's ankle happily: "Tsk, your legs are really longer than my life, please let me look more carefully..."
Not just her legs, Li LaiSi held her belly with guilt and alertness, and her whole body shrank back.
"Thank you for the invitation, but we will not accept you. The house is full of guests, so we will thank you behind closed doors!"
"Is this all you do for martial arts training?"
"Go away!" Li Leisi scolded: "Who made you act like crazy last night! Where did you damn ghost come from with so many weird and perverted requests!"
"What can I ask for? I have a little dolphin that can fight and resist unparalleled mowing. I can just ask for nothing, okay?"
Li Lai Si really had nothing to do with him. Seeing that this guy was shamelessly climbing onto the bed again, she jumped up, wrapped herself in a quilt and rushed to the bathroom: "I will do it next time, I have something serious to do!"
"What's the matter? Why didn't I know?"
From the other side of the door came the indistinct voices of the electric toothbrush and Li Laisi: "You know six cakes! Are you stupid? If I don't catch something today and wait until they come back and see the hourglass master, will I still be alive?"
We need to strike first!"
"..."
Oh, woman, despite her eight hundred thoughts, she is still thinking about this.
After a while, Li Lesi poked half of her face out of the door, spraying foam from her mouth: "I almost forgot, Rao Qifang asked me to tell you that San Xiaozhi School will hold a parent-teacher meeting soon, and you have to attend."
"What? They went to school??"
"You are sleepwalking. You don't even know this. They have been taking cultural classes all the time!"
"Ah this..."
"Stop talking nonsense and wash up quickly. What time is it?"
"Hey, hey, this is too much. Who is saying that we have to come here after one night? How can I be responsible for this kind of thing?"
Snapped.
A slipper drew precise curves onto Li Cang's face as if it were equipped with a navigation system.
