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Chapter 93: Uncle's thighs are thick

  "My uncle, Master Zhaixing, personally initiated it."

“After seeing each other for a few days, my nephew misses me very much.”

“Recently, my nephew got a secret treasure called the Two Realm Teleportation Stone, which can be used in conjunction with the Two Realm Teleportation Formation.”

“I have searched all the ancient books in Maoshan, and I know very little about the teleportation formation between the two realms. I hope that my uncle will come as soon as possible and discuss the big plan with my nephew. Zhang Heng will leave a letter.”

Zhang Heng took the phone and ordered: "Copy my words on paper, seal it in an envelope, and send it to Uncle Star Reacher."

 “Brother Heng”

Wen Cai's aggrieved voice said: "Why bother? You have installed the phone at home. I can just ask my uncle to answer the phone."

 “No need to worry, Uncle Star Picker is a person of style.”

“Do you understand that when you meet a talented person, you will be attracted by them? If you answer the phone, will the phone show my style?”

 Zhang Heng didn't want to talk nonsense with Wen Cai: "Go and do it right away. Later I will appoint you as Rongcheng County, City God Temple Street, Street Security Office, and Security Patrol Captain."

Upon hearing the appointment, Wencai immediately became energetic: "Brother Heng, don't worry, I'll do it right away."

 “Brother Heng, Brother Heng, I am Awei!”

Before hanging up the phone, someone on the other side shouted: "The handwriting of Wencai is very poor. You can leave it to me. I only want the deputy captain."

“Brother Heng, Brother Heng, I only want the deputy captain, so don’t leave it to him.”

“Brother Heng, I don’t want the vice-captain anymore. I just want a team member. You can leave it to me.”

 “Brother Heng, Brother Heng”

 “Whose phone number?”

“Master, it’s Brother Heng who called me.”

 “What did you say?”

Uncle Jiu’s voice came from the other side.

Wencai and Awei chatted quietly, and Uncle Jiu picked up the phone: "Ah Heng, my uncle will do this for you. The two of them have no hair on their lips and can't do the job well, so they won't be able to get it done."

 “Good uncle.”

Zhang Heng had a smile on his face, knowing that Uncle Jiu was a person who liked status and face, so he said: "Uncle, I have something to trouble you about. There is a lack of a security captain in Rongcheng. I wonder if you are free.

ah?"

“I’m usually quite busy, but,” Uncle Jiu said with a slight pause, “We are uncles and nephews. Rongcheng is your territory. It’s my duty to take care of it for you.”

Uncle Jiu said with happiness in his tone: "Okay, that's it."

  The two literary talents were left in the same place, blaming each other: "It's your fault, it's all your fault, the duck has flown away."

 Dagou Town.

  A few hours later.

"Ha ha ha ha"

 The hearty laughter came from the sky: "Master nephew, I'm here!"

Zhang Heng went out to take a look and saw that the charming Taoist standing on the Kongming Lantern could be who he was if he wasn't Uncle Star Reacher.

 “Uncle.”

 Zhang Heng Jishou.

"hey-hey."

 The Taoist Master jumped down and landed next to Zhang Heng: "Where is the teleportation stone, show me."

“Uncle Master, go in and talk.”

Zhang Heng invited the Taoist Master into the living room, and then took out the teleportation stone: "Uncle Master, this is it."

 “Earth yellow, one inch long, square in the sky and round in the earth, engraved with Dharma patterns.”

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing took it over and took a look, nodded and said: "I have indeed seen a mural of this thing in an ancient ruins."

 Zhang Heng became more energetic: "Uncle Master, do you know about the two-realm teleportation array?"

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing nodded slightly: "I like to travel around the world and search for various relics. I really know something about the two-realm teleportation array."

“Legend has it that in the earliest prehistoric times, all realms were one, and there was no such thing as three thousand big worlds and hundreds of millions of small worlds.”

"Later, Gonggong smashed Mount Buzhou in anger, and the heaven and earth were shattered. Emperor Wa patched up the sky. The largest continent became the ancient world of heaven and the earthly immortal world. The remaining slightly larger ones became the Great Thousand Worlds, and the smaller ones became the Great Thousand Worlds.

In the middle thousand worlds, the smallest fragments become the small thousand worlds.”

“The two teleportation arrays were originally used to travel between the upper and lower realms.”

“Unfortunately, later on, the Heaven Realm thought that leaving the teleportation array open for people to come and go at will would be too confusing.”

“So the Two Realms Teleportation Formation was canceled and changed to Immortal Ascension.”

“As far as we are concerned, we are in the Small Thousand Worlds. Generally, after becoming immortals, they will ascend to the Middle Thousand Worlds or the Great Thousand Worlds.”

“Only after you have succeeded in cultivation and attained the status of an immortal can you have the opportunity to go to the prehistoric world of heaven.”

 Zhang Heng asked: "Then there should be two teleportation arrays left, right?"

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing shook his head: "It's hard to say, but the last group of people who have seen the two-realm teleportation array should be from various schools of thought."

“In the Qin and Han Dynasties, the theory of ascension became popular. The first recorded person who ascended was Zhang Daoling, the great heavenly master of Longhu Mountain.”

“If you calculate it this way, the two-realm teleportation array has been abandoned for at least two thousand years. No one can say whether the teleportation array is still preserved now.”

“Of course, the emergence of the two-realm teleportation stone has brought some hope. At night, I will use the method of ‘entering the underworld in dreams’ to enter the underworld and ask the ancestors if they know anything.”

 According to legend, there was a heaven in the prehistoric times. This world was composed of thirty-three heavens and was the center of all realms. The master of the heaven was the Jade Emperor, who was in charge of everything in the world and all living beings.

 Under the heavenly realm, there is also the earthly immortal world.

Dixian Realm is composed of Shengshenzhou in the east, Niuhezhou in the west, Fanbuzhou in the south and Luzhou in the north. It also has overseas blessed lands and hundreds of millions of scattered immortals.

 The administrator of the Earthly Immortal Realm is the Emperor of the Five Mountains.

 The first of the five mountains is Dongyue Taishan Emperor.

This emperor is in charge of the 365 gods in the earthly immortal world. All gods who are not in the immortal class and are not qualified to live in the 33rd heaven will be under his control. [Those who live in the 33rd heaven in the heavenly world will be under his control.

The gods will be under the control of Emperor Dongyue’s superiors, the Jade Emperor and the Four Emperors]

The priesthood is: in charge of rewards and punishments in the human world, noble and lowly, and is in charge of the underworld, that is, the king of hell in the ten palaces of the underworld and the immediate boss of the eighteen hells.

 Where is Maoshan?

 Damao Jun is the Nine Heavens Siming True Lord canonized by the heaven. He holds the post of Dongyue Shangqing, opens his mansion in the Immortal Realm, and helps Dongyue Taishan Emperor manage the underworld.

 To put it simply, he is an adjutant sent by the heaven to Emperor Dongyue to help him manage the underworld.

 Thanks to the blessing of the founder, Maoshan is very popular in the earthly immortal world and the underworld.

Not to mention the distance, the Small Thousand World they are currently in, and the underworld behind it, are connected to thirty-six worlds, including a Middle Thousand World.

Nearly all the main priest positions in the underworld of the Yinsi were occupied by the Maoshan patriarchs of the Ming and Qing dynasties. This is why Uncle Jiu will immediately become the chief executive of the Yinsi Bank as soon as he dies.

As for the two Han Dynasties, the Two Jin Dynasties, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Tang, Song and Yuan dynasties further back.

The patriarchs of those eras were either serving beside True Monarch San Mao, or were working in the immortal world, or working in the underworld of other worlds, and they were basically not here.

 That evening.

Taoist Taoist Zhuixing lit the requiem incense and began to fall into a deep dream.

 This is a way to enter the underworld through dreams. It does no harm to oneself, and you will come back when you wake up from the dream.

“Master, how come I haven’t seen the method of entering the dream world in the Taoist books of Maoshan?”

Zhang Heng and Xu Zhenren were drinking tea and playing chess in the pavilion outside the door, so as not to disturb the star-catching Taoist and disturb his dream.

 “It’s normal if you haven’t seen it.”

Xu Zhenren can play chess, but his chess skills are very average, and he is on par with Zhang Heng: "The method of entering dreams is the inheritance of Ge Zao Mountain. I am afraid that only your uncle in Maoshan can use it."

 Zhang Heng sighed and said: "Uncle Master has really learned all over Taoism, and his skills cover both ancient and modern times."

"yes."

Xu Zhenren said with emotion: "Your uncle built the foundation at the age of twenty, and completed the foundation at the age of thirty. If it were the Tang and Song Dynasties, with his talents and talents, he would have returned to the void at the age of forty, become a Taoist at the age of sixty, and completed the foundation at the age of eighty.

It is possible to attain enlightenment and ascend."

 “It’s a pity that the times have limited him.”

“If you hadn’t found the two-realm teleportation stone, the only thing waiting for him would be to become a ghost or immortal, or to reincarnate in another world and start over again.”

 “Both options are very helpless.”

“For ordinary people, being able to cultivate as a ghost and immortal is already a great blessing, but for Star Reacher, being a ghost and immortal is really a humiliation. Ascension in the daytime is his pursuit.”

“As for reincarnation, there is no way to say this. By then, who knows what the next life will be like.”

"So I really hope he can succeed. If we can find the location of the two-world teleportation array and use the teleportation stone you brought to go to other worlds, I, Maoshan, will definitely have a lot to do."

“Not to mention it’s far away, Zhaixing, the Three Elders, and some Maoshan Elders have been stuck in the current state for decades. It only takes a complete world to break through and return to the void.”

“If so, I, your Uncle Qian, and Uncle Lin Fengjiao, we can also have a new creation.”

 Xu Zhenren’s eyes were full of longing.

He didn’t dare to think about ascending in the daytime, and he didn’t think he had such a great fortune.

But we can always think about the Return to the Void Realm above the Foundation Establishment, and the Hedao Realm above the Return to the Void Realm.

Even if you can't reach it, it doesn't matter. It's not embarrassing to think about it. At least you don't have to be stuck like now, like a pig with no way in, waiting to be slaughtered.

 Woo woo woo

A gust of breeze blew by, making the brass bells jingle outside the door.

 Subsequently, Taoist Master Zhaixing walked out with a gloomy look on his face, looking quite depressed.

 “Junior brother, how are you doing?”

Xu Zhenren stood up and wanted to ask.

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing shook his head slightly and sighed: "The ancestors said that the teleportation array disappeared with the disappearance of the disciples. Back then, Qin Shihuang also tried his best to search for it, and even sent Xu Fu to search overseas, but in the end nothing was found.

"

“Uncle Master, can we build one ourselves?”

 Zhang Heng asked expectantly.

“If I could build it myself, I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to wait for us. Zhang Tianshi went back and built it after he ascended.”

“It is the Jade Emperor’s order to destroy the two-realm teleportation array and change it to ascension.”

“Even if the ancestors have their own ideas, they can’t help us, otherwise the Great Heavenly Lord will blame us, which I, Maoshan, cannot bear.”

 Speaking of this, Taoist Taoist Zhaixing smiled again: "But it is not without gain. God has the virtue of good life, and everything will leave a glimmer of hope."

“When the teleportation array was destroyed back then, the Great Heavenly Lord ordered that each world could leave one teleportation array that was not destroyed, as many as in the entire world.”

“Whether it can be found is another question, but there is still hope.”

 Zhang Heng secretly glanced at Taoist Taoist Zhaixing.

He thought to himself: "As my uncle, it seems that he is blessed at first sight. If he takes Uncle Jiu to look for him, he may not be unable to find it."

After thinking about it, Zhang Heng secretly glanced at his master and thought to himself: "Master is not good enough. He has a shabby look on his face. I'm afraid I can't count on him because my uncle's thighs are thick."


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