Chapter 153 Chang'e: Yuelao wants to steal his house?!
Chapter 153 Chang'e: Yue Lao wants to steal the house?!
Time passes slowly.
Perhaps, to all beings in the immortal world, especially to many big bosses, a mere month and a half is really nothing.
A retreat may last for thousands or tens of thousands of years.
But for Xu Changsheng, half a month is not too short.
After all, modern people traveled through time, so how many and a half months are there in a year? Only twenty-four.
The most important thing is that even though this guy is already in the realm of Daluo Jinxian, he can live for a long, long time, and he can also be in retreat for a thousand years or ten thousand years, but he doesn’t need to be in retreat~!
There is a gold-eating beast, and all you need is krypton gold. Why do you need to retreat?!
Although seclusion can also improve, but can it make money?
Let a person who is used to spending money and money rely on his own liver?
If there is no other way but to do this, then there is no way, and you can’t blame others, but now it is not that there is no way, you can make money~
Moreover, I use the time of retreat to practice to make money. I don’t know how many times the efficiency is higher than that of retreat~
Why choose liver when you can make money~
Therefore, after spending half a month free, Xu Changsheng felt that time was a bit slow.
It's mainly something from the fairy world. I can't say it's unpalatable, I can only say it's a bit too 'original'.
Because in the fairy world, everything is in service of ‘improving yourself’.
Including eating!
During the foundation building period, you can forcefully live without grain.
After that, the monks would not eat unless they wanted to satisfy their appetite. After eating, they had to waste their energy to eliminate impurities~
But for some spiritual fruits, fairy fruits and the like, they are always coming.
Because eating it is good for cultivation~!
Eat meat?
They also eat spiritual meat and even the meat of fairy beasts. Even most people, in order to ensure the best effect of these 'meats', do not know how to cook and start eating them directly!
Eat raw!
Of course, it's not as simple as drinking hair and blood.
We are all immortal cultivators and even immortals. If we want to compress something, isn’t it easy?
‘Compress’ a large piece of meat into the size of a pill, and then swallow it in one bite~
It smells like bird!
All living beings in the immortal world have been doing this since they were young, and so are the people around them, so they are used to it.
But Xu Changsheng has been here for a few months...
Still a little uncomfortable.
He wants to eat!
What's more, at his level, there is no need to live without grain.
The expense of eliminating impurities is just a request for him!
Eat whatever you want!
The problem is that there are no seasonings in Zixiao Holy Land. Even if they cook barbecue, they still have the original flavor.
Just a fragrance and the original umami taste of meat.
If you eat too much, you will really be rewarded!
It tastes a little salty at least! It doesn’t even have enough salty taste, and it tastes like a hammer.
"Well, take the time to go to Luoxia Fairy City in the next few days and prepare some seasonings. I'm coming over anyway, so I have to prepare something delicious for myself."
Xu Changsheng pondered this.
The year in the fairy world is actually quite extreme.
In the minds of many powerful people, especially those who are older, celebrating the New Year is less interesting.
Because most of their relatives around them have passed away.
Moreover, I often retreat by myself for many years at a time. How can I still feel the spirit of the year? It has already become extremely thin.
But for ordinary humans in the fairy world, the New Year and the Spring Festival are as grand as the people of the Dragon Kingdom on the other side of the earth.
As for the many large and small forces, generally speaking, as long as there are conditions, they will take care of things during the Chinese New Year.
It doesn't matter whether the disciples participate or not.
But if you are a powerful person, you should always give it a bit of a New Year flavor.
If you want to participate, you can’t have nowhere to go, right?
"In the first year I spent in the fairy world, although I was alone, a man should be kind to himself."
"I'm going to buy some New Year's goods and come back. Then I'll treat myself to some delicious food and drink."
"It's hard for a person to survive this year!"
Xu Changsheng muttered secretly in his heart.
The hometown cannot accommodate the body, and the foreign land cannot accommodate the soul.
Although traveling to the fairy world is very "fairy", Xu Changsheng often fantasized about traveling through novels in the past~
But when he actually traveled through time, he realized that it would actually be very lonely.
Especially after traveling through time, he became the Holy Lord, and now he is debt-free and light-hearted.
It's really cold at high places.
During this kind of reunion festival, the loneliness that comes from the depths of the soul will gradually invade, and it will come fiercely.
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There are only seven days left before the Chinese New Year.
Decorations have begun to be made everywhere in Zixiao Holy Land. It is not too exaggerated, but a hint of the new year is gradually becoming apparent.
These days, Xu Changsheng is very free.
Occasionally, he trained his two disciples, Chen Jinyue and Bai Xiaofei. During the rest of the time, he would occasionally watch the live broadcasts of Yue Lao and Chang'e.
However, during the Chinese New Year, Chen Jinyue will return to the Chen family.
Today, Bai Xiaofei was happily taken back by his parents to celebrate the New Year.
Xu Changsheng was not surprised by this.
They successfully worshiped in the Holy Land of Zixiao and even became the registered disciples of their holy master. For their family, this was definitely a glorious ancestry. It was enough to open a separate page in the family tree, and future generations would be able to enjoy the incense in their heads.
exist.
In this first year, I will naturally take it back and take care of it properly.
Not a big problem.
It was on this day that Xu Changsheng set out.
Go to Luoxia Fairy City, walk through the city like a mortal, and buy the new year goods you need.
Actually, it's nothing special.
It’s nothing more than various condiments and things surrounding ‘eating and drinking’.
It is worth mentioning that even in a first-tier fairy city like Luoxia Fairy City, there are very few merchants selling condiments.
"Well, I can buy all these goods in the online fairy city later."
"The only problem is that the shipping cost must be much more expensive than the seasoning itself, but in order to satisfy their appetite, buyers won't care about the shipping cost, right?"
Xu Changsheng touched his chin and thought.
Of course, this is just his personal guess, and I can’t say exactly what it is.
You won’t know until you try it.
Five days before the Chinese New Year, Xu Changsheng returned to Zixiao Holy Land.
When there were four days left, Yue Lao sent a greeting message: "Holy Lord Xu, the Chinese New Year will be celebrated in four days. Do you have any arrangements?"
"Moon Fairy, I wish you a Happy New Year in advance and may you become more and more beautiful." Xu Changsheng replied with a smile: "As for the arrangements, there are indeed some, but I am afraid that you will make fun of me, Fairy Moon."
"My arrangement is to prepare some delicious food to satisfy my appetite."
Yue Lao immediately replied: "Holy Master Xu is really serious, what's so ridiculous about this? Everyone has their own preferences, and food... I actually like it too."
Seeing this reply, Xu Changsheng was slightly startled.
Is this a hint or something?
He's not sure.
However, after all, they have helped me and given me so many gifts. Recently, they have become a model worker among model workers, earning me a lot of 'money'. Even if they don't hint, I have to invite them, otherwise wouldn't it be too much?
Not polite anymore?
And, hey~
Although the soul is lonely, if there is a woman like Yue Lao, one of the three most beautiful women in the fairy world, to celebrate the New Year together~
That’s great too~
Very cool!
Thinking of this, Xu Changsheng immediately replied: "Moon Fairy is also interested?"
"I feel ashamed to say it, but in fact I have long wanted to invite Fairy Moon to celebrate the New Year with me and attend the annual meeting of our Zixiao Holy Land, but I was afraid that it would be too presumptuous."
"But at this moment, I am..."
"Okay~!"
Yue Lao agreed.
He didn't even wait for Xu Changsheng to finish speaking.
Are you agreeing? Yue Lao responded so simply and decisively that Xu Changsheng was stunned for a moment and blinked. He didn't react for a while.
But~
Wonderful~
The guy quickly responded: "Then I will be waiting for the arrival of Fairy Yue at Zixiao Palace~"
Um.
Even some modern modal particles are used.
But he didn't expect that Yue Lao could keep up with his pace.
"()Okay~"
The short two-word response even came with an emoticon.
"Hiss~"
Xu Changsheng did not reply, but he was thinking: "Does this count as teaching an ignorant girl in the fairy world?"
"wrong."
"Who said that modernizing the tone, surfing the Internet, live broadcasting, posting emojis, etc. will lead to bad things?"
"cough!"
"I'm leading them into the future."
"Future~Fuyou Qi'er~"
"It's just that Yue Lao and Chang'e have been best friends for who knows how many years. They are like sisters. No, they are closer than real sisters."
"And they are tired of being together all day long. If I only call you Yuelao instead of Chang'e, won't Chang'e be angry?"
"Fairy Chang'e is also a model worker, and she gives more gifts~"
"Um."
"We have to call them together."
"Don't say whether you are coming or not. At least you have to call them, otherwise you will really offend them."
Call one or not?
That's not how things work!
So, he immediately opened his magic machine, found Chang'e, and sent a message to contact her.
As for saying he felt something was wrong, Xu Changsheng didn't feel anything was wrong.
world of two people?
Come on!
He is not an ordinary man. How many years has Yuelao lived? He has never seen her have a partner. Could it be that he has surpassed everyone and that she is interested in him just after meeting her once?
What will happen when we meet for the second time?
Are you crazy?!
What's more, how many separations and reunions have I seen? Maybe I no longer believe in love or anything like that, and there is something really wrong with thinking so much.
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"Fairy Chang'e, are you free during the Chinese New Year?"
"Our Zixiao Holy Land Association holds an annual meeting. Although it is not a particularly grand occasion, it is still quite festive and festive."
"I sincerely invite Fairy Chang'e to come and celebrate the New Year together."
Xu Shengzhu, Xu Changsheng?
When Chang'e saw the news, she couldn't help but smile.
But she forgot that she was live broadcasting.
Although the audience didn't see the news about Xu Changsheng, everyone could see her smile clearly, and they were very excited after that.
"Hiss! A smile that can captivate people!"
"Is this the real smile of Fairy Chang'e? It's so sweet, so beautiful, ah, I want to die, it's so, so, so beautiful."
"I often stay in Fairy Chang'e's live broadcast room and have seen her smile many times, but this time is the most fascinating to me."
"It's obviously not a laugh, just a slight smile, but why is it so touching?"
The audience was fascinated and anxious at the same time.
Why does Fairy Chang'e smile so touchingly?!
why?!
At this time, someone who has come from the past broke out: "You don't understand this, right? According to my experience, Fairy Chang'e is happy from the bottom of her heart."
"just like···"
"It's like, how should I put it?"
"For example, you have someone you love to the core, but you haven't seen or even contacted you for a long time. But you miss him day and night."
"Suddenly one day, your sweetheart contacts you."
"You feel like the whole world has become brighter and all the darkness has been driven away."
"It was at this moment that you smiled as if no one else was around. It might just be a shallow smile, but it was the most sincere and heartfelt smile. Therefore, it was more natural and beautiful than all the smiles in the past..."
This is his explanation.
Other viewers gradually understood.
"Oh! I see what you mean."
"I understand too~~~What a ghost! What do you mean, Fairy Chang'e has a sweetheart? Or is she the kind of bastard who hasn't contacted him in a long time?"
“Who is talking nonsense and messing with my mind?!!”
"Who deserves to be Fairy Chang'e's sweetheart?!"
"This is absolutely impossible!"
"Who, who is it?! Stand up and I will fight with him!"
A large number of spectators were instantly excited.
Many people expressed disbelief, some expressed sadness, and some even wanted to fight Chang'e's unknown sweetheart~
However, there is no one who dares to talk nonsense.
For example, someone who calls a beautiful woman "wife" or "housewife" when he sees a beautiful woman will not appear in Chang'e's live broadcast room.
Unless you want to die~
I don’t know how many years ago it was a Holy Lord level combat power!
Even N epochs ago, there was a Holy Lord of the Yin-Yang Holy Land. Relying on the fact that he was the Holy Lord and was powerful, he wanted to forcibly become a Taoist companion with Chang'e.
As a result, Chang'e took action without saying a word. It didn't take much time to hit the Yin-Yang Holy Lord, and finally she could only run away with her head in her arms, saying that she would never dare to do it again~
From then on, no one dared to attack Chang'e. And everyone knew that Chang'e should not be insulted.
Although she is a prostitute with little power and few achievements, she is extremely talented and has accumulated it over countless years. Can she really be that easy to bully?
If the Holy Lord-level bosses don't dare, let alone ordinary viewers like them?
Not to mention that Chang'e also has a good best friend Yue Lao who is almost the same in strength. In that battle, Yue Lao hadn't even taken action yet!
Therefore, the audience dare not say or shout nonsense.
But even so, Chang'e immediately turned off the live broadcast after reacting, leaving behind a large number of confused viewers.
"Why is it dark?"
"The fairy is down!"
"Why is this?"
"Is it true that you and other beasts were right?"
"My heart hurts so much!"
“···”
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"Invite me to the annual meeting?"
"As a woman, you should be more reserved, right?"
Chang'e looked at Xu Changsheng's message, thought for a moment, and decided to refuse.
Although she has now looked directly into her heart and knows that she is really interested in and has feelings for Xu Changsheng, it does not mean that she has to be like a female animal in heat, wanting to cling to him or even pounce on him all the time.
Love and goodwill need to be cultivated.
When two people are together, they need to go both ways.
If you are too proactive, you may be considered not reserved enough.
Besides, both myself and Xu Changsheng already have an almost endless lifespan in their current state. The future is long, so why rush?
It is undoubtedly better to develop slowly.
However, she had finished typing and was about to send it when she saw Xu Changsheng sent another message.
"Fairy Moon has already agreed, so you sisters can have company together."
Chang'e's hand suddenly froze, and the smile on her face slowly disappeared.
"Yue Lao?"
"This... woman."
"I really don't understand what being reserved is."
Then, without changing her expression, she deleted the typed text, entered it again, and sent it.
"Thank you Holy Master Xu for the invitation, I will definitely come."
Yue Lao is going to go. If I don't go, won't I give her a chance?
If her house is stolen, wouldn’t it be a huge loss?!
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"Well, fortunately I thought of this."
Xu Changsheng looked at Chang'e's reply and immediately smiled: "They are definitely together now. If you invite one but not the other, you will offend others."
"Moreover, Yue Lao has agreed to come, how could Chang'e not come?!"
This is called conducting yourself in society.
Ahem, even though it’s just the most basic kind, you can’t mess around with it, right?
"Four days left."
"It's time to start preparing."
Xu Changsheng shook his head: "Sister Xiaoyou, just follow the plan."
"good."
Miss Xiaoyou responded.
I don't know why, the word that should be used to describe 'action' can be used to describe Xiaoyoujie's voice.
Elegant~
Xu Changsheng was stunned to hear the feeling of elegance from this simple word.
And it's still very elegant.
"However, this is not like what you did before." Xiaoyoujie, as always, never holds back any questions and asks them on the spot.
"This function will not bring any profit to you and Zixiao Holy Land. It will even increase my burden. Although I don't care about these burdens, they can even be ignored..."
"But when did you end up in a losing business?"
"If you take a portion of the commission when users use this function, I would think it is reasonable."
"Hey."
"You are right to say that there is no profit." Xu Changsheng scratched his head: "But when did I only care about money~?"
"When~~~isn't it?"
"puff."
"Sister Xiaoyou, I'm suing you for slander!"
"You slandered me~"
Xu Changsheng didn't know what other holy places and major forces were preparing. However, after he had some time to spare, he had a new idea.
"Happy water~~~"
"Well, it's almost impossible for me to buy raw materials, but it shouldn't be difficult to use the materials inside Zixiao Holy Land to create a similar taste."
"I can also separate carbon dioxide directly from the air and inject it into it."
"You can try to figure it out."
How can we celebrate the Chinese New Year without happy water?
How can you be happy without happy water?
Then, the guy started to operate.
He walked around the Zixiao Holy Land and used the smell of the 'plant' itself to debug it, but even with his efficiency, it took him more than half a day to successfully develop it.
As for separating the carbon dioxide and injecting it into it, it is extremely simple and easy.
Tuntuntun~
"Ha~~~"
"Cool!"
The guy took a big sip, spit out a big mouthful of carbon dioxide, and narrowed his eyes in pleasure.
