Chapter 163 Yue Lao is madly doting on Xu Changsheng~
"I knew it was so."
Seeing Xu Changsheng looking at her, Sister Xiaoyou immediately said something.
Xu Changsheng was even more confused and scratched his head helplessly: "What, Miss You, if I said, I did all this just to let you have fun and make some money by the way, I didn't even think about all this.
,Do you believe it?"
Sister Xiaoyou regained her previous elegance and calmness: "Do you think I believe it or not?"
The corners of Xu Changsheng's mouth twitched.
"hehe."
"Sure enough, I still can't hide it from Sister Xiaoyou."
This guy has decided not to continue on this topic. If he continues, she won't believe it. Besides, proving this will not do her any good.
He is not an honest person and insists on proving himself.
The reason why I said this sentence just now is because I simply feel that all this is a really special 'fantasy'.
It's simply outrageous.
It's so outrageous.
But as the saying goes, life is like rape. If you can't resist, just try to enjoy it.
Not to mention, it doesn’t matter if you don’t get scolded for playing games, but you are still worshiped by others. You even feel that you have hidden all kinds of avenues in the game, and it feels like being highly praised by powerful people and even saints~
It’s so cool!
No need to try to enjoy it.
You can start enjoying it right away.
For example, some powerful people have already started to recharge money and prepare for liver games~
"Comfortable."
Xu Changsheng squinted his eyes.
And no one, including himself, thought that this game turmoil would end like this.
It's not even easy to evaluate.
To say it started with a bang, something was wrong, because the ending was very careless, and I didn’t even make much effort.
It would be even more strange to say that it starts but ends at the end.
Two newly minted saints have come forward to support me, but they still have a snake tail?
But, no matter what, it is good news for myself.
What about Wu Gu, Lu Shuntian and others~
Hey.
Oh, that’s not right, Miss Xiaoyou ‘thought’ of it.
She has always firmly believed that she is a good person and will never do anything that she is not sure about. She has already had all these things in mind~
As expected of you, Miss Xiaoyou.
Xu Changsheng muttered secretly in his heart, and then suddenly sighed: "Speaking of which, the two pillars of the beauty section of our live broadcast platform are probably going to leave, right?"
"I also invited them to celebrate New Year's Eve together? Now it seems that they won't come either."
This guy felt a little sorry.
Although I have no illusions about anything happening with them, it would be nice to spend a simple New Year's Eve with beauties like Chang'e and Yue Lao.
So pretty and delicious!
"That's not necessarily the case." Miss Xiaoyou suddenly said this.
Xu Changsheng blinked: "Isn't this possible?"
"A great saint wouldn't show up on the live broadcast platform, would he? Look at all those saints before, they all lived in seclusion and never showed up at all."
"Even if they don't plan to live broadcast, they still have to care about the face of their saints, right?"
"As for celebrating the New Year together or something."
"Everyone has said that I haven't seen guests recently and I need to stabilize my realm."
"New Year's Eve is only two days away. It's not just two days for a saint, right?"
"They're obviously not coming."
"What you said makes sense." Sister Xiaoyou nodded: "But I still think they will come back."
Xu Changsheng: "???"
That makes sense. Do you still think you will come?
What theory is this?
Xu Changsheng blinked and did not react for a moment.
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The turmoil in the gaming platform went away as quickly as it came.
Just like Xu Changsheng doesn't know how to define it, it's inappropriate to say it explodes from beginning to end, and it's also inappropriate to say it ends in an anticlimax.
But in the next two days, all living beings in the entire immortal world were arousing heated discussions surrounding Chang'e, Yue Lao's enlightenment and sanctification, and the game platform.
It's more like a fun show before the New Year.
At the same time, in the past two days, the deposit rate and deposit amount of digital banks have increased significantly.
A small part of them are powerful people who play games in order to have enough money, and are afraid that they will lose all the money and rarely go to recharge.
Most of them are charging money to prepare red envelopes.
Lunar New Year's eve.
The flavor of the New Year in Zixiao Holy Land is really strong. There are lights and colorful decorations everywhere. Except for the monks and immortals who are in retreat, most of them have smiling faces.
This is the benefit of relying on the sect and power.
If you are a casual cultivator and reach a certain level, it is very likely that everyone around you will die. During the Chinese New Year, there will be no one to lively.
But the sects are different.
As the generations continue to develop, as long as the sect is not left alone and is not exterminated, there will be people to take care of this every year.
Even if all his relatives are deceased, at least he still has a large number of family members to accompany him, so he won't seem so lonely.
However, this year’s New Year celebrations at Zixiao Holy Land are more lively than before.
In the evening, around seven o'clock.
Monks from all peaks and sects gathered together, with smiles on their faces.
"It's Chinese New Year."
"Um!"
"Yes, it's Chinese New Year again. Thinking about the last year, it feels like it's still the last year."
"Pfft, junior brother, you can just hear other people's farts, but if they really fart, I have to watch you!"
"Speaking of it, this year has been really a bit~~~tsk."
"After the Holy Lord succeeded to the throne, there were really twists and turns, but fortunately everything is fine so far."
"It's a pity that there are too many people in our Holy Land, so we can't get together to celebrate the New Year. We can only organize it ourselves."
"Celebrate New Year together?"
"What? How many billions of people are there in our Holy Land? What are you going to do?"
"Hahaha, that's true."
"I heard that the Holy Lord will broadcast live at eight o'clock?"
"Um."
"Hey, then I have to take a good look."
"Who says it isn't?"
The disciples shook their heads and were very happy.
The elders were also in great spirits.
They want to know more inside information than the disciples.
Time passed and it was getting closer and closer to eight o'clock.
It is worth mentioning that after the popularity of magic machines, the 'twelve-hour clock' was gradually improved, and concepts such as minutes and seconds are no longer unfamiliar to everyone.
As for the twenty-four-hour clock, Xu Changsheng didn’t do that.
The disciples were not in a hurry. They got together with their close classmates, chatted in twos and threes, and ate delicious food. The time passed very quickly.
Chen Jinyue, Bai Xiaofei and many other disciples who went home to celebrate the New Year, although they were enjoying themselves with their own clansmen, they were also paying attention to the immortality at all times.
seven thirty.
Xu Changsheng was well prepared and stood in front of the sky-viewing mirror, sorting out his image.
"Sister Xiaoyou, my body looks pretty good, right?"
"It's not bad."
Sister Xiaoyou smiled and said: "It's like a big red envelope."
Xu Changsheng was currently wearing a bright red Taoist robe with gold-gilded Taoist patterns. Overall, it fit the general pattern, but the color was particularly eye-catching.
"The big red envelope is great, it's festive."
Xu Changsheng was happy.
In this era, few men wear such bright red.
But Xu Changsheng felt that there was nothing wrong with him.
It’s Chinese New Year!
What's more, I'm going to give out red envelopes later, so why are I dressed like a red envelope? It's not like I'm wearing a smart boy's Wangzi tights.
"It's really festive."
"By the way, we have guests arriving later."
Sister Xiaoyou suddenly spoke and kept it secret.
"Who?"
Xu Changsheng asked, but she smiled and said nothing.
Xu Changsheng rolled his eyes.
Fortunately, after just a few minutes, the answer was revealed.
Chang'e and Yue Lao have arrived!
The two newly promoted saints arrived at the same time, bringing with them a gust of fragrance, which made Xu Changsheng's heart tremble, ahem, it really smells good.
It's not the kind of fragrance that's so strong that it makes you dizzy, it's very elegant, but it smells particularly good and makes you feel comfortable both physically and mentally.
"Holy Master Xu, our sisters were not late, right?"
As soon as Yue Lao entered the Zixiao Palace, he narrowed his eyes with a smile and looked at Xu Changsheng carefully, and then his smile became even brighter.
Red Taoist Robe~
It's exactly the same color as other people's dresses.
So good~!
She is happy.
Chang'e had some troubles in her heart.
Why is he wearing Yue Lao? Oh no, why is he wearing the same color clothes as Yue Lao?!
Why don't you wear the same color as me?
Although they attained enlightenment and became saints, the two sisters' thoughts did not change much.
It doesn't mean that to achieve enlightenment and become a saint, you have to abandon your emotions, "I will never lose my love" or anything like that.
In fact, because they became saints after realizing the 'choice', it actually made them pure.
If you like it, you just like it!
It will not change due to changes in self-strength and identity.
Even if it were to change, it would definitely not be for these reasons!
Therefore, although she was a little troubled in her heart, Chang'e still showed a gentle smile and said: "After enlightenment, I have some insights. I am late. I hope Holy Master Xu can forgive me."
"Not too late, not too late, the time is just right."
Xu Changsheng also laughed.
He didn't expect that the two sisters actually came to the appointment.
Miss Xiaoyou winked at him from the side.
Xu Changsheng quietly gave him a thumbs up.
Is this a woman’s intuition? It’s accurate, it’s really accurate!
"I'm not afraid of you two..., eh." Xu Changsheng scratched his head: "Empress?"
"Pfft!" Yue Lao laughed suddenly.
Chang'e was also dumbfounded: "Holy Lord Xu, you really make us two sisters dumbfounded by calling you this way."
"Ahem, actually I think it's a bit strange." Xu Changsheng spread his hands.
What's the name of a beautiful big piece of magnesium aluminum?
"Then how about I call you two fairies as before?" Xu Changsheng suggested.
"That's inappropriate!" Yue Lao shook his head: "It's far away!"
"When you call me like that, you make our relationship distant and alienated."
"good."
Chang'e also nodded in agreement: "Why don't we just use our names? It's simple and direct. Why do monks like us care about so many red tapes?"
"this?"
"That's good, but is there something wrong?" Xu Changsheng blinked.
"What's wrong?"
Yue Lao waved his little hand and said energetically: "Do you think our sisters are too old?"
"Of course not." Xu Changsheng quickly denied.
"Then it's settled!"
"I think so too." Chang'e expressed her position again.
It was at this moment that the two women looked at each other. Sparks seemed to be flying in their eyes, but their eyes were instantly divided.
It's like nothing happened.
They have already formed a tacit understanding.
The two sisters knew very well that they were now rivals in love, competing fairly, and had to use their own methods, and they had even become plastic sisters.
But they had a tacit understanding and didn't show it in front of Xu Changsheng.
Damaging the image!
"Or..." the two women said in unison: "Shengzhu Xu, do you think our sisters are not worthy of discussing friendship with your peers?"
"That's right. After all, Holy Lord Xu, you have achieved such achievements at such a young age. You will definitely surpass us two sisters in the future."
"The two of us sisters have indeed reached great heights..."
Xu Changsheng: "???"
Everyone else is stupid!
Good guy, two saints, and the two most beautiful saints in the immortal world, are talking about being high-minded in front of me?
And what’s with your expression and tone?
Can't stand it.
It was simply unbearable.
He had goosebumps all over his body: "Please don't do this. That's all I agree to."
"That's good." Yue Lao suddenly smiled: "I will call you Changsheng from now on. Well, it sounds very kind."
"I will also call you Changsheng, so that we can get closer." Chang'e did not give in, and was even tit for tat.
You mean kind?
Hum, cordial is an adjective that is easier to use between relatives.
I am different.
I said closeness!
Yue Lao glanced at her and did not dwell on the matter.
He just looked at Xu Changsheng happily.
Seeing the two of them like this, Xu Changsheng felt more and more that he couldn't resist.
What's going on?!
Why do you feel like something is not quite right with them?
Could it be...
They are playing a game like truth or dare, are they kidding themselves?
hateful.
I just don’t know what their bet and ‘conditions’ are, otherwise I would be able to play with them, and I wouldn’t have to be so worried right now.
After pondering over it, I still have to say something.
"Well, it's good to call her Changsheng."
"Then, from now on I will be called Fairy Chang'e...Chang'e?"
Xu Changsheng really couldn't think of any other name.
If Chang'e is not called Chang'e, what is her name? Chang'e? Chang'e?
puff.
Something's wrong!
"This is excellent." Chang'e smiled and nodded.
Seeing that she agreed, Xu Changsheng looked at Yue Lao, who was staring at him eagerly, and was stunned for a while: "Restrict the Moon Fairy..."
"I feel ashamed to say it. I only know that everyone calls you Yue Lao, but I don't know your name?"
What I said was really embarrassing.
I don’t even know their names, but I still invite them to celebrate the New Year together.
Still a partner!
But he really doesn't know.
Because when everyone mentions Yue Lao, they only call her Yue Lao, and I have never heard anyone call her by her name. Who knows?
Xu Changsheng, who is just over 20 years old, naturally has no idea.
"Ah, yes, I almost forgot about this."
"Changsheng, please remember it, I will only say it once." Yue Lao glanced and smiled, and every movement showed her liveliness. At this moment, she smiled and said: "My surname is Jiang and my name is Xinyue."
"Ginger Crescent Moon."
new moon?
Xu Changsheng muttered secretly: "The new Yuelao?"
"Don't tell me, this name is quite practical."
At least that's the case in his mind.
After all, Yue Lao was a bad old man in the past.
However, this is not the heaven in Journey to the West. The name does not have that meaning.
"Good name."
"Then I'll call you...Xinyue?"
"No, I don't think it's appropriate." Yue Lao shook his head slowly: "I think you might as well call me Yueyue or Xiaoyue?"
"It's also closer."
Chang'e: "!!!"
"younger sister."
"Are you a little over this?"
Her face trembled and she couldn't stand it anymore.
Good guy, how old are you? Although you are younger than me, compared with Xu Changsheng, I don’t know how many times younger you are.
How dare you open your mouth and let people call you Xiaoyue?
Pooh!
Show your face!
But Yue Laojiang Xinyue smiled and said without changing her expression: "Sister, what are you talking about? Since we have agreed to be friends as equals, what does it matter how we call her?"
"Besides, although I am older than Changsheng, at our level, why do we need to care about age?"
"If Changsheng likes it, I can transform into a little girl of twelve or thirteen years old, that's fine."
"Really, longevity?"
"Whatever you like, I can change it for you."
"I have everything you want."
"Even if you want me to look like my sister, that's not impossible."
Xu Changsheng was greatly shocked.
Goosebumps suddenly appeared all over my body.
Good guy!
this?
Are you serious?!
Do you have all the looks I like?
Do you want to turn into a twelve or thirteen year old girl?
That's illegal, you know?
hiss!
But if you really want to talk about it, there is nothing wrong with it, not to mention the strength of Saint Yue Lao.
Even an ordinary Nascent Soul can transform into someone else through the art of transformation.
After becoming an immortal, there is no problem in maintaining the art of transformation forever.
Thinking of this, Xu Changsheng was slightly startled.
So, in other words, lovers who are practicing practitioners never have to worry about not being fresh~
Just change!
Perhaps the biggest difference in who you want to look like is your temperament. Also, you may not be able to imitate your voice or anything like that. The rest is your movements and demeanor.
It's impossible to be 100% the same, but at least the appearance and body shape can still be changed.
Of course, the premise is that your partner is willing!
But if you think about it carefully, not many women would be willing to take on the appearance of someone else and practice dual cultivation with themselves, right?
After all, this almost means that his Taoist partner has moved on and is in love with someone else!
To put it mildly, it could even be called cheating?
And this kind of infidelity is not easy to define.
Is this considered mental cheating or physical cheating?
The spirit must have been derailed.
But has your body cheated?
Forehead.
It's really hard to say.
Moreover, even if a woman is willing, after coming a few times, she also expresses that she wants to be a little fresh and make you look like another man to have sex together. What should you do?
Good guy!
Isn’t this a mess?!
The more he thought about it, the more the corners of Xu Changsheng's mouth twitched.
Just thinking about it, he came back to his senses.
Something is wrong!
Something is so wrong.
Why did Yue Lao tell me this?!
Sure enough, is this still their bet? Is there some hidden game!?
It definitely is!
Otherwise, how could the dignified Yuelao, a newly minted saint, tease me like this?
Xu Changsheng quickly calmed down.
"that."
"How about calling me Xiaoyue?"
In fact, Yueyue sounds pretty good, but before traveling through time, he had a cat named ‘Yueyue’.
The characters are different, but the pronunciation is not different.
It sounded a little uncomfortable.
"Okay, okay!"
"Then how about I change? Well, look a little younger than you?"
Snapped.
With a snap of her fingers, Yuelao completed her transformation in a burst of red light. She was originally a mature and lively woman.
Now she has transformed into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl. The only two things that are the same are the cinnabar on her eyebrows and the astonishing size of the truth on her chest.
Xu Changsheng was dumbfounded!
Are you really going to play this game of change with me?
Nonsence!
Are you really changing your appearance to suit me, so that I don’t feel uncomfortable when you scream?
"younger sister!"
When Chang'e saw this, she almost gritted her teeth and said: "That's enough for you!"
"You have to have a certain temper when playing around. How old are you? You are still a saint. You are so unconventional and you are not afraid of being laughed at forever?"
"I'm not afraid. What do I have to be afraid of?"
'Xiaoyue Lao' blinked: "Chang Sheng is happy to look at me however he wants, I don't care."
"As long as Changsheng is happy."
"Don't listen to sister, I don't care." Yue Lao smiled like a flower.
Xu Changsheng's forehead was pounding.
Why does this feel more and more wrong?
In fact, Yuelao said again right after: "Sister, you are too old and stubborn, aren't you? Do you have to take care of this?"
Xu Changsheng did not dare to say a word.
Chang'e was stunned for a moment, then secretly cried out in her heart.
"This girl!"
"She cheated on me."
Chang'e reacted.
This girl is playing tricks.
It's true that he 'seduce' Xu Changsheng by any means necessary, but he set a trap to trap me and took the opportunity to destroy my image!
So angry!
Wow wow wow!
Chang'e screamed in her heart, but she quickly calmed down. While thinking about countermeasures, she secretly thought: "Sometimes I have to admit that her lively and blustering character is more relaxed."
She sighed secretly.
He said: "Of course I'm not a stubborn person, I'm just reminding you not to lose your etiquette."
"If you and Changsheng don't care, then I certainly won't care either."
"Really? I definitely don't care. Where are you, Changsheng?" Yue Lao stared at Xu Changsheng with a smile, waiting for his answer.
Xu Changsheng's scalp was numb.
What can you say about this?
Naturally, I can only nod my head to show that I don't care, which is fine.
However, she still added: "Ahem, actually... your previous image was pretty good."
"oh?"
"Do you like my previous appearance? Then I'll change back." Yue Lao quickly changed back to his previous appearance, not forgetting to add: "You can tell me whatever you are, and I'll show you the transformation.
"
"Whenever you get tired of watching, tell me when you are tired of watching, and I will turn into a sister to show you."
"Um."
"It's not impossible to turn it into a small Yaochi."
Chang'e's eyebrows twitched.
puff!!!
Xu Changsheng was numb.
Yuelao, Yuelao, is it really okay for you to ‘pamper me’ like this?!
I always feel like you guys had some ulterior secrets before. Are you playing a fairyland version of ‘Truth or Dare’?!
What’s more, isn’t it all about three women and one drama?
Why do you make me feel panicked and unable to resist even though you only have two women?
What happened?!
He was confused.
I also thought about whether Yue Lao had taken a liking to me.
But, as for what?!
Not so!
And even if Yue Lao falls in love with her, it shouldn't be like this. Something is obviously wrong between the two of them!
What's more, how virtuous and capable I am, so that a saint can't help but fall in love with me after just seeing him once or twice?
