"Bald donkeys, birds, and humans with three eyes, is this what you want?"
Of course, Sister Xiaoyou doesn’t understand what Xu Changsheng’s ‘interest’ is, but if you just follow this requirement to find someone, it’s not too difficult.
There are too many people in the fairy world.
Counting the number of creatures in the six realms, it is even more terrifying. With more people, there will naturally be all kinds of birds.
The Demon Court is powerful and tyrannical, and naturally has countless enemies. It is not difficult to find a being with these characteristics among them.
"Well, in terms of appearance or race, these are the requirements, but the most important thing is strength and potential. Strength and potential will speak for everything."
Xu Changsheng muttered: "At least it must be in the realm of Daluo Jinxian, and at least have the potential to ascend to the realm of quasi-sage. If you can't meet this condition, your appearance will not be close to my requirements."
"good!"
Sister Xiaoyou immediately responded: "But it takes time to filter."
"I have not been paying attention to the affairs of the Six Realms over the years, and I know very little about the Demon Court, so I need to slowly screen and investigate."
"It's not urgent." Xu Changsheng nodded and said: "Sun Wukong obviously can't take action immediately. He came to me to cooperate. He wants to accumulate strength and money and get to the next level, so we have time."
"Um."
Sister Xiaoyou expressed her approval, and then asked: "What you call making a movie is this Westward Journey. How long will it take? Do you need to prepare anything?"
"Well...it's hard to say."
"Let's see if it goes well. If it goes well, maybe it will be done in two or three months. If it doesn't go well, it's not impossible to delay it for a few years."
If it is said that the movie will be shot on the earth, Xu Changsheng can make a more accurate estimate.
But there is nothing in the fairy world. This is my first time making a movie. There are many difficulties that need to be overcome. It is not that simple to really solve this problem.
"As for what to prepare, I have to think about it carefully."
Xu Changsheng touched his chin and thought about it.
Actors are a must.
In addition to the absolute protagonist of Sun Wukong, there are also many outstanding actors. Whether it is the role of Uncle Da or the supporting roles such as the White Bone Demon, they are relatively important.
This is especially true for Fairy Zixia.
Beauty is a must, and you also have to have acting skills, especially that "wink", which has to leave a deep impression on everyone.
Must be cautious!
As for the characters such as Patriarch Bodhi, Bull Demon King, and Zhu Bajie, there is no need to be too harsh.
Just put together a few passable monsters and make up the number?
"Relatively speaking, actors are relatively simple. The fairy world has a large population. Not to mention the fairy world, maybe all the actors can be gathered in the Zixiao Holy Land."
"In addition, there are many issues to consider."
"The location...well, this isn't difficult at all."
"Either you directly transform a small world without an owner, or you write down the requirements clearly and then leave it to the formation lineage to arrange a suitable illusion. However, I prefer the former."
"Anyway, there are many small worlds in Zixiao Holy Land, secret realms and the like. They are idle when they are idle, so it is appropriate to use them."
"Perhaps it can be used as a tourist attraction in the future?"
"If the small world is big enough, maybe we can create a fairyland version of Hengdian Film and Television City. That wouldn't be bad~"
"The filming location is settled, and then there are various props."
"But relatively speaking, the props are simpler. We don't have much in Zixiao Holy Land, but there are many powerful people. With a wave of your hand, you can move mountains and reclaim seas, transform the terrain, and refine various tools with ease."
"so···"
Xu Changsheng slapped his forehead.
"In the end, all the work fell on me?!"
Xu Changsheng suddenly discovered that all kinds of tasks seemed very simple.
Because of the ‘superpower’, as long as the requirements are clearly written down, both you and the big bosses of Zixiao Holy Land can easily handle it.
But the problem is, this requirement needs to be written by yourself!
You need to write the script yourself!
What props are needed? You have to write it down yourself!
Scene layout?
You have to arrange it yourself!
After thinking about it for a while, I was shocked to find that the most difficult steps and the most troublesome points were all on my own!!!
All the details must be clarified so that the crew can do things according to the needs. It is very simple for them to do things, but it is very troublesome to arrange everything in an orderly manner.
"Headache."
"Let's put this aside for now."
"You also need a director, a scene controller, makeup... Well, makeup is not necessary. We are all practitioners. If you can't even change your body, you should commit suicide and reincarnate as soon as possible, delete your account and start over."
"But even so, the things I have to be responsible for are terrifying."
After thinking carefully for a moment, Xu Changsheng basically sorted out what he wanted to do.
But at this moment, he discovered an extremely critical problem.
"its not right!"
"The camera did this?!"
There must be no cameras in the fairy world, right?
There are many ways to capture photos and sounds. After all, Xianji can also record videos, but it is similar to Earth. Although Xianji can record videos, it is not professional enough after all.
Making a movie with a fairy machine?
It’s obvious that he is trying to make things difficult for Xian Ji!
Is it possible that I need to team up with Miss You to set up some professional cameras?
Wait, there's a photographer!
Is it possible that I still need to use my cloning skills to act as a photographer?
its not right!
Wouldn't it be too troublesome and tiring for me? I can't do all the work by myself.
Thinking of this, Xu Changsheng couldn't help but said: "Sister Xiaoyou, as far as you know, has anyone in our immortal world made a 'movie'?"
"Well, to be precise, it doesn't have to be a movie. That is, before we invented the magic machine, did someone make a 'video' and sell it? It was a more professional one."
"This is it..."
Sister Xiaoyou's voice was a little strange, and for the first time she seemed very hesitant.
"Miss Yuu?"
Xu Changsheng asked.
Sister Xiaoyou then said in a strange voice: "Yes, there is."
"As for professionalism or not, I don't know."
"oh?!"
"Young lady, you don't even know?"
"Why do I know? I haven't seen the video they took!"
Xu Changsheng felt even more strange. Why did Miss You seem a little anxious?
What's going on?!
"Who is the other person? How many videos were taken? Do you know what type of video they took?"
"I do know who he is."
Sister Xiaoyou's tone was still a little weird: "He is from a small sect. Which sect seems to be called... Huanxi Sect?"
Huanxi Sect?!
Xu Changsheng was stunned for a moment, feeling vaguely strange.
The name of this sect~~~
Hey!
Don't tell me, it sounds a bit wrong at first glance.
"As for what type of film it is, well... according to the description in the novels you wrote, it should be a love action movie?"
puff!!!
Xu Changsheng was drinking happy water. When he heard this, he almost spit it out.
What a love action movie!!!
Good guy!
The man instantly understood why Miss Yu, who had never hesitated before, seemed very hesitant just now, and her expression and tone were so weird. She even refuted anxiously, saying that she didn't know because she hadn't seen it.
It turns out~~~
It turns out!!!
Is that what happened?!
But having said that, these guys are really talented. If they don’t shoot anything else, there will be people who jump out to shoot "blockbusters" like this. I can’t help but be dissatisfied.
"What about that, Miss Xiaoyou, I probably understand what you mean."
"Let me ask again, what was the purpose of making films like this before?"
"It can't be just for your own appreciation, right?"
"How do I know this?" Sister Xiaoyou retorted, and then she said quietly: "But, I heard, well, hearsay, it can't be true, so you can just listen to it casually."
"I heard that their original goal was to show off to their own people."
"The Huanxi Sect is similar to the Hehuan Sect, but the Huanxi Sect has both male and female disciples. However, for this type of dual cultivation sect, it has always been more... troublesome to teach the skills."
"Especially in a sect with dual cultivation for both men and women, the master can't teach the disciples step by step, right?"
"So, they thought of recording a video, but this was not called a video before, it was called a photo!"
"It is to use the modified spiritual stone to seal the image and sound in it, so that it can be played again when needed."
"They use this method to teach the juniors of the Huanxi Sect the exercises and dual cultivation methods."
"But later, it is said that the news spread."
"Some people expressed interest in these 'photographs' and were even willing to spend money to buy them. Over time, perhaps the Huanxi Sect discovered such a way to become rich and began to openly sell the corresponding videos to the outside world."
"For a while, their business was quite prosperous."
"But later, a powerful female person punished them for being 'indiscreet'. After that, they restrained themselves a lot."
"At least on the surface, I don't dare to sell it openly anymore."
Xu Changsheng: "..."
"6!"
"666!"
"Almost turned 6!"
"I can only say that the people in the city are really good at playing. No, it's the people in our immortal cultivation circle who are really good at playing. In this era, we have already started this kind of business. Even I have to say something.
I admire you!"
I really admire this guy.
This is really fun!
Simply awesome!
Don't say it!
I really want to take a look at this guy.
After all, when he was on Earth, he had seen a lot of action blockbusters about chickens, sticks, and Omi, but he had never seen the blockbuster about Immortal Cultivator.
I wonder how they will play!
Are there any super difficult poses that you can't even imagine?
Or, like that, upside down gold hook style?
How about swinging on the swing... Well, the layout is too small!
Maybe filming a blockbuster movie while flying with a sword?
Good guy.
The more I think about it, the more outrageous it becomes.
However, according to this information, it means that there are actually "photographers" in the fairy world, but these photographers are a bit "Guan Xige".
And generally, the skills of photographers who shoot this kind of film are not much better.
Does it work?
Xu Changsheng said that he didn’t make it himself, so you have to read their works to know whether it can be used!
"Miss Xiaoyou."
The guy stretched his body and said, "Give me the entire navigation. I will go to the Huanxi Sect early tomorrow morning to check out the situation. Maybe there is someone available in the Huanxi Sect."
Sister Xiaoyou: "..."
"oh?!"
"What tone of voice are you talking about, Miss You? I always feel that there is something in your words!"
"not at all."
"Really? I don't believe it."
"It's easy for you to get beaten like this!"
"Who dares to hit me?" Xu Changsheng grinned: "If I can be beaten in the Zixiao Palace, I guess the Zixiao Holy Land will be gone."
"But you were beaten by the elders before, and you still managed to escape by pretending to be dead."
Xu Changsheng: "..."
"forget it."
······
The next day, early morning.
Xu Changsheng set out alone, without bringing the Chaos Sky Observing Mirror or Xiaojin, soaring in the clouds and mists, walking through the fairy world, which was quite enjoyable.
According to the 'navigation map' given by Miss Xiaoyou, you don't have to worry about getting lost.
"Everything is fine in the fairy world, but traveling is a bit troublesome."
This guy secretly complained.
The fairy world is too big.
If you go to those places with a lot of personal traffic, or in other words, 'bustling places', there are usually teleportation arrays. Even if there is no direct teleportation array, it will only take you a few 'transfers' to get there.
But in such a large fairyland, there are only a few prosperous places. Most areas are relatively backward. The small Huanxi Sect is naturally in a remote place. Not to mention the direct teleportation array, it is within tens of thousands of light years.
Can't find a usable teleportation array.
Xu Changsheng could only teleport to the teleportation array closest to the Huanxi Sect, and then rely on navigation to teleport or fly there.
But such a long distance, even if Xu Changsheng is already a Da Luo Jinxian, he can't teleport directly.
“The only consolation is that the scenery is not bad.”
"They are all scenery I have never seen before..."
Physically traveling across the universe.
There are stars all around!
There are all kinds of cosmic landscapes that have been discovered on Earth, and there are many more that cannot be discovered and observed with Earth's technology.
Although the journey is boring, at least it is a feast for the eyes, which is not bad.
Just as he was flying, Xu Changsheng suddenly felt something was wrong!
I always feel like there is a pair of eyes staring at me from behind!
"Is someone following you?"
The guy frowned.
If he were on Earth, he might just think that this was his illusion, and even suspect that he was suffering from delusions of being persecuted, but this was the fairy world, and he was already a Daluo Golden Immortal.
Daluo Jinxian's spiritual sense is terrifyingly sensitive!
This absolutely cannot be an illusion!
This guy looked slightly serious, stopped in the air, turned to look behind him: "Who?!"
"come out!"
boom!
A loud roar, mixed with the sound transmission of spiritual consciousness, actually broke through the 'blocking' of sound by the vacuum environment, and spread far and wide.
Even a desolate planet not far away exploded due to this explosion and broke into countless pieces, flying in all directions.
However, there was no response.
It seems like it's really just an illusion.
But Xu Changsheng didn’t believe in this evil!
"Aren't you willing to come out?"
He snorted coldly: "Since you dare to follow me, you should know who I am. Do you think I can't catch you out?!"
"Even if you are a saint, can you still avoid the detection of the Chaos Observation Mirror?!"
This guy is planning to use the Chaos Sky Observing Mirror.
As soon as these words came out, a wave of waves finally appeared in the originally calm void.
"Where is this?!"
A familiar voice sounded in Xu Changsheng's ears.
Uncle Master Gu Qinglian appeared from the void in a long purple dress, pretending to be confused and asked: "Oh? Why did I suddenly come here? Aren't I practicing in my own cave?"
"Huh?!"
"Xiao Changsheng?"
"Why are you here?!"
Xu Changsheng: "..."
I believe you as a ghost!
Your uncle is very bad.
You are obviously following me, so why are you pretending? And you are too amateurish, right? You can't even bear to disguise your expression!
Xu Changsheng complained crazily in his heart.
"But then again, this is really her style, and she is the only one who can do this."
Xu Changsheng shook his head and smiled.
"Okay, stop pretending to be uncle."
"I just said, what on earth do you want to do by following me?!"
"What do you want me to do by following you?" Gu Qinglian glared: "I do it for your own good, do you know?"
"oh?"
"Oh what, you still don't believe it?! You, the majestic Holy Lord Zixiao, don't bring some people with you when you go out. What if you are followed and killed?"
"Besides, the reason why I followed you is to test it and see if you can find it!"
"Now it seems that your reaction is very ordinary!"
She crossed her arms, and her pair of principles were highlighted even more eye-catchingly: "It's only now that we're here, and you realize that someone is following you. If I were the one who was planning to assassinate you, you would have died long ago!!!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
The corner of Xu Changsheng's mouth twitched: "Uncle, everything you said is right."
Gu Qinglian paused immediately.
The set of words she had prepared was forcefully blocked, which made her feel very uncomfortable.
Why doesn't this guy refute?!
Why do you agree with me instead?
This feeling of powerlessness made her feel uncomfortable.
"Anyway."
"Uncle Master, you are almost done with the test, right? Can you go back now?"
Xu Changsheng immediately started chasing people away.
It’s impossible not to rush!
Should he still let her follow him?
It would be fine if it were normal times. Although this uncle is not reliable, he will not hinder the business. But what are you doing today?! Hey, I am going to check the level of those photographers~
Is it cool to bring elders with you?!
"Oh ho ho~?"
Xu Changsheng drove them away, but Gu Qinglian didn't want to leave. She immediately smiled and said: "If you are driving me away in such a hurry, then our little Holy Lord Changsheng has something ulterior that cannot be known to others?"
Xu Changsheng: "..."
"Anyway, I won't leave, don't worry."
Gu Qinglian patted her huge head and said with a smile: "I have already said that I am here to protect you, and I will be your protector."
"Just pretend that I don't exist and just do whatever you have to do."
"I will definitely not hinder you."
Xu Changsheng: "Uh."
“(⊙o⊙)···”
Why is this a dog-skin plaster?!
Good guy, what are you going to do with your elders? Is this ridiculous?
Please update and adjust during this period. Before the National Day, I will update twice to 10,000 words every day. It depends on the situation after the National Day, because there are many things to do, including but not limited to returning to my hometown in the mountains, my sister-in-law getting married, etc., woo woo woo.