Chapter 23 Stupider than a donkey? Yes, I am a donkey
Chapter 23 More stupid than a donkey? Yes, I am a donkey
"can you hear me?"
"I'm in the Sea of Chaotic Stars!"
"You can hear me, I'm in Luoxia Fairy City."
"hiss!!!"
"We are separated by more than half of the fairy world, but we can still communicate with each other, and it's just like having a face-to-face conversation?!"
"Quickly, you can set up another shielding formation. No, you can set up as many shielding formations as you want, and there are all kinds of restrictions!"
A pair of friends started testing.
They did not interrupt the call, but set up the formation while talking. It turned out that even if they set up more than a dozen formations to block signals and ban, the call was still as stable as an old dog, without any fluctuations.
"this?"
"Is it really possible?"
"Oh my god, what can you buy with ten top-quality spiritual stones????"
"How is Zixiao Holy Land lying to you? It's obviously a free gift!"
"Buy, are you still in Luoxia Fairy City? Go buy it quickly!"
"On the way, I'm already on the way to Zixiao Fairy Shop."
"Okay, let's try video calling again. What is this?"
The pair of friends immediately started a video chat, and then they were even more surprised and speechless. They could actually see each other and communicate in real time?
Bull dig!!!
"Buy more quickly. If we take this to a remote area and resell it, we will make a lot of money!"
"yes!"
The two of them were extremely excited.
However, the people in Luoxia Fairy City quickly stopped, their faces were full of astonishment, and they were stunned.
"What does this mean?" The other party was surprised.
"That's all, you can see for yourself."
‘Brother Wu’ ‘focused’ his ‘camera’ on the Zixiao Fairy Shop in front of him.
Then···
The person on the other side was also confused.
people!
Everywhere you look, there are people queuing up.
From the entrance of Zixiao Fairy Shop, there was a queue for three streets, and people continued to join the queue.
If this continues, it will only be a matter of time before the queue reaches the city gate!
The originally deserted Zixiao Fairy Shop is now even more lively and bustling with people.
"Xianji!"
"I want fairy magic!"
"By God, the magic machine is actually real. I even said it was fake before. Alas..."
"Give me ten!"
"I want a hundred!"
"On behalf of our sect, I want three hundred thousand!"
"I···"
A group of people gathered around the counter, either controlling a large number of fairy crystals with their magical power, or simply holding up their storage bags and shouting loudly.
Originally, the male and female immortals and monks who were all "arrogant" and "extraordinary" were now all red-faced, spitting, shirtless, and almost starting a fight!
When many shop assistants saw it, the smiles on their faces disappeared.
Only surprise and astonishment remain.
The store manager, on the other hand, smiled calmly and said to himself: "It's just as I expected."
"No, it should be the Holy Lord who really knows things like a god."
"The Chen family's battle will rectify their reputation."
"From now on, we won't beg people to buy them, but we will be hard to find!"
Thinking of this, he cleared his throat and asked the beautiful clerk to step back. He stepped forward to face the many anxious customers and said with a smile: "Thank you all for coming to support us."
"However, our Zixiao Holy Land has regulations."
"One person can only purchase one fairy bracelet, and it must be purchased with a 'real name'. Unless the original fairy bracelet is damaged, it cannot be purchased again."
"?!"
Everyone who came to buy the fairy machine was immediately stunned.
"What?"
"Can each person only buy one?"
"What kind of rule is this? Why don't you sell it even if you have money?"
"Do you think it's too cheap and you want to increase the price? It doesn't matter, I'll just add more. Give me ten!"
"I am here to purchase on behalf of my sect. We want..."
The store manager smiled calmly, raised his hand and pressed it softly to calm everyone down, and then said: "I know that you all have your own reasons."
"But rules are rules."
"My Holy Master said that there is no rule without rules."
"wrong!"
"When was the rule?!"
Someone scratched his neck and said angrily: "A few people from the Chen family came here before and bought more than one million fairy bracelets from you!"
"Why didn't you tell the rules then?!"
"Isn't this bullying an honest person?"
Others also reacted and agreed one after another.
"right!"
"Isn't this bullying an honest person?"
"Why can others buy more than a million units, but we can only buy one, and we need real-name authentication?!"
"Why?"
The store manager's smile became even brighter, but an astonishing aura suddenly swept away. The aura of the Xuanxian realm swept across the world, making everyone in the store tremble and look shocked...
They had just been carried away by anger, but now they suddenly remembered that the person in front of them was not just an ordinary fairy shop owner, but... a strong man from Zixiao Holy Land!
"The Pingchen family is an affiliated family of our Zixiao Holy Land. They are our own people in the Zixiao Holy Land."
"We naturally have different rules than outsiders."
"how?"
His momentum became even more compelling: "Are you also one of my own, Zixiao?"
Everyone was stunned like eggplants beaten by frost.
Vent your dissatisfaction? Yell a few words? Make a few complaints? Yes.
But do you dare to cause trouble in Zixiao Fairy Shop?
"Well, that's it."
"Ahem, it's Meng Lang."
"Since it is the rule of Zixiao Holy Land, we must abide by it."
"I can understand buying one, but what is this... real-name authentication for?"
"It's very simple." The store manager calmed down and smiled again, making people feel like a spring breeze, as if everything just now was an illusion.
"This is also the rule of the Holy Lord."
"At the same time, it is also to make it more convenient to use the fairy machine in the future."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you that Xianji will be 'updated' from time to time. With each update, there will be new content and functions presented to all 'machine owners'."
"Some of these functions must be bound to your real identity, otherwise they cannot be used. Therefore, it is also for everyone's benefit to allow everyone to authenticate with their real names."
"Understood···"
"Stop talking so much, give me one!"
Although I still don’t understand what real-name authentication and update mean, I can roughly understand it.
Many impatient people couldn't wait any longer and immediately clamored to buy it.
Naturally, the store manager would not refuse. While arranging for real-name registration and sales, he said with a smile: "By the way, I forgot to tell everyone."
"Our Zixiao Fairy Shop Luoxia City store only has tens of thousands of fairy machines left. After they are sold out, we can only wait for the next supply."
The crowd fell silent.
Then the commotion became even louder.
"Then what are you waiting for? Give me one quickly!"
"And I!"
"Obviously I came first!"
"Quine up, queue up, do you understand? Believe it or not, I will kill you?"
"You? I remember you. Didn't you say before that whoever buys the fairy machine is dumber than a donkey?"
"That was before. Besides, I'm just a donkey, can't I?"
"What the hell!!!"
Looking at the noisy crowd, the store manager felt mixed emotions.
