Even, in order to prevent them from regretting and finding out the clues, Ao Zhan said: "Actually, you may have heard about it, but there is nothing we can do about it. Over the years, our Dragon Clan has been poor!"
"I'm so poor that I can't even open the pot. Otherwise, how could he be interested in such a small amount of money?"
"You haven't seen it. Not only me, but also the contemporary Dragon King Ao Lie, in order to make money, don't give up any face, not even his own face, even the face of our entire dragon clan.
No more!"
"In this case, as far as I am concerned, mosquito legs are still meat no matter how small they are."
"Otherwise~~~!"
"Why!"
"It's hard to put it into words."
What Ao Zhan said was pitiful, with just a lot of snot and tears.
The Chaos Pig Demon and the Fat-headed Fish were both confused.
"brother!"
The pig demon patted Ao Zhan on the shoulder and sighed: "I took it for granted. Over the years, I knew that the demon world was under the rule of the demon court and that all the ethnic groups that did not join the demon court had a bad life. But I didn't expect that it was already miserable.
It’s become like this.”
"Don't be afraid!"
"The income from the live broadcast will be given to you!"
"Yes, that's it!" The fat-headed fish also nodded, but then he asked in confusion: "Then, Master Fahai, why are you also?"
"Poor monk?"
The demon monk Fahai shook his head: "I am a poor monk with no family. Over the years, I have to constantly guard against the Buddhist Holy Land and the Demon Court. The expenses are naturally huge. Now, it is no longer possible to uncover the blame."
"Same as Ao Zhan."
"No matter how small the text's legs are, they are still meaty!"
"Forehead!"
At first glance, there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
But, why are you blinking like a monkey?!
It’s such an obvious wink, do you think we can’t see it?
"Where are you monkey?!"
"You, Huaguo Mountain, have been in the limelight recently. Even I have heard about it. Why do you want these three melons and two dates? It would be better to let Ao Zhan and Master Fa Hai split up. Look at how poor they are.
Already?!"
Sun Wukong: "..."
Why the hell is this setting fire on me again?
Ah!
You want me to give up? No way!
If you don’t know, is it so difficult for me to not know?
Be it Ao Zhan or Fa Hai, they are both extremely wealthy people!
The most important thing is that the income from live broadcast is so high!!!
In the past, when there were only 10 to 20 million users, live broadcast revenue was already ridiculously high. Now, it is already several trillion users!
What's more, is this a normal live broadcast? This is a live broadcast of the Demon Court to learn from the experience! It has the popularity of Journey to the West from the beginning, and then it has to go against the Demon Court. How high is the profit? Don't want it? A fool doesn't want it!!!
However, we have to find a way to make these two idiots automatically give up their live broadcast income.
Pooh!
Ao Zhan and Fa Hai are also very smart. They came up with excuses so quickly. I have to, um... I have it!
The monkey suddenly grinned.
"Hi!"
"Everyone is one of their own now."
"In this case, I won't pretend anymore, I'll show my cards. In fact, I'm a poor guy!"
"Don't look at me. Huaguo Mountain has been very beautiful during this period, but monkeys, don't you know? How bad are the feet? How many resources must be spent to ensure that these monkeys and their grandchildren can live forever?"
"What's more, now I have drawn a clear line between me and Huaguoshan!"
"Because of these monkeys and monkeys, I am so poor now."
"Don't say it's a mosquito leg, it's just a mosquito's toe. I will treat it as a treasure."
Chaos Pig Demon: "···"
He took a deep breath: "I can see it!"
Did you see it?
What did you see?!
Sun Wukong, Ao Zhan, and Fahai immediately held their breaths. Could it be that the matter was exposed?
"You are all so poor that you are dying!!!"
"I am still living a comfortable life as an old pig."
“···”
Yes, yes, yes!
You live a comfortable life.
Sun Wukong and the other two men immediately breathed a sigh of relief and kept smiling bitterly.
This matter was settled just like that.
Ao Zhan smiled and said: "Leave the live broadcast to me. As for the income, we will break it down after it is done."
"It doesn't matter." Fahai took over the topic: "But you must not die before the matter is completed, otherwise you will not be able to withdraw the profits."
Ao Zhan: "..."
Why the hell can’t you say something nice?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I can't beat you, I would have fucked you a long time ago.
"Ao Zhan, just be careful." Sun Wukong quickly smoothed things over: "Well, now that we have agreed, let's start taking action. Let's start changing according to the description in the book?"
"However, this ordinary transformation technique is probably useless."
"A powerful person can easily see through it. I wonder if you have any?"
Fa Hai immediately waved his hand: "Amitabha, no one can see through the transformation technique of the poor monk unless his realm is higher than that of the poor monk."
"And if his realm is higher than that of a poor monk, the Demon Emperor must have taken action himself. It doesn't matter whether he sees through it or not."
"But it's of no use to you."
I thought he had finished speaking, but unexpectedly, he started to hurt Sun Wukong immediately: "With your level, even if you learn my transformation technique, there are few people in the Demon Court who can see through your cultivation.
.”
Sun Wukong: "..."
Crack!
You have such a venomous mouth, do you know that you can get beaten easily?!
The monkey was very depressed and bared his teeth and said: "My grandson doesn't need to learn from others. I am born with a natural body and can undergo seventy-two changes since birth. And this transformation technique can only be mastered by a high-ranking saint or my grandson."
Sun himself showed his flaws."
"Otherwise, others won't be able to see through it!"
It's just what you can do, right?
Although my grandson's realm is low, I have many supernatural powers!
snort!
Immediately, his proud eyes swept over Ao Zhan, Fat-headed Fish and Chaos Pig Demon in turn.
Ao Zhan exploded immediately.
"Is it possible that my dragon clan doesn't have magical powers? Of course I know the art of transformation that is difficult for people to distinguish!"
Fat-headed fish bared his teeth: "I am a ferocious beast..."
"Originally, I lacked magical powers and my spells were good. But I'm lucky. With my natal magical powers, there is a chance that I can gain the ability to devour creatures. Therefore, I am also good at this transformation technique."
The Chaos Pig Demon even snorted coldly: "You all, see what I, the old pig, do?!"
"I, old pig, have existed since the chaos period. I am an innate creature with unparalleled power. If it weren't for my bad luck, I would have become a saint long ago. Is it possible that I don't have a few transformation techniques?!"
The competition has already begun.
Although there are differences in cultivation and realm.
But it would be too embarrassing if you have to learn the art of transformation from others.
"good!"
Sun Wukong nodded and praised: "I, Sun, are indeed right. You are all talents, great talents!"
"In this case, let's start changing according to the description in Journey to the West!"
"Come on!"
Everyone responded one after another.
Then, changes began almost simultaneously.
The demon monk Fahai suddenly transformed into a great monk.
It is majestic and elegant, and the Buddha's robes can be shaped like tailors. The radiance fills the universe, and the colors are condensed in the universe. Bright pearls are arranged up and down, and layers of gold threads are woven through the front and back. The brocade is rimmed on all sides, and all kinds of strange embroideries are laid out.
.Eight treasures make-up flowers are tied on the button wire, and the golden ring collar is made of velvet buckle. The Buddha and heaven are arranged in high and low places, and the stars are divided into left and right.
To put it simply: He is like a living Arhat in bliss, surpassing the Western enlightenment show. The tin stick jingles against the nine rings, and the Vairocana hat reflects richly. Being a sincere disciple of the Buddha is true to his preaching, and is better than Bodhi without deceit.
There is always a timid, sly, and even cunning look on this monk's eyebrows.
This is not because Fahai deliberately slandered Tang Sanzang.
But in the original Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang was originally a timid and hypocritical person.
Sun Wukong was not satisfied with the speed of his transformation at all.
In the blink of an eye, he turned into a scary ugly monkey!
He is only about five feet tall, but he has round eyes, long ears, a hairy face, a thunderous mouth, a thin face, a pointed mouth and shrunken cheeks, and his body is like a pine cone-eating hozen. Although he looks like a human, he has fewer cheeks than a human.
It has yellow hair, but no golden hoops, and has blazing golden eyes. It wears a brocade straight coat and a tiger skin skirt around its waist. It holds an iron rod with a golden hoop in its hand and a pair of suede boots on its feet. It has a hairy face, a thunderous mouth, and a slender cheek to say goodbye to Saturn.
, Cha'er has a broad forehead and skull, and its fangs grow outward.
in short···
The fierce face is very scary, the sharp mouth and fangs are very scary!
The transformation of the Chaos Pig Demon is quite simple.
At first glance, he looked like a dark man with thick hair. After the transformation, he became fairer and less hairy.
However, compared to the human-like appearance before, now it is half-human and half-pig.
It also has a pig's head on its head.
The fat-headed fish transformed into a black and blue man with fluffy red hair and two round eyes as bright as lamps. He had an indigo face that was neither black nor blue, and his voice sounded like thunder like a drum. He wore a goose-yellow cloak and had a double waistband.
The white vines are exposed. There are nine skulls hanging under the neck, and the treasure staff in hand is very majestic.
The height is also ridiculous.
Almost twice as tall as a monkey.
With its big arms and round waist, at first glance, the fat-headed fish looks the most terrifying.
There is nothing to say about Ao Zhan's changes.
Even though he turned into a white horse, he also played some tricks. This white horse is completely white without any color or dust. At first glance, it is really extraordinary.
Ever since, this outrageous master-disciple ‘five-person group’ was successfully formed.
Sun Wukong is the shortest, only 1.5 meters, not even taller.
But he also looks fierce, short and sharp.
Tang Monk is second, with normal human height.
Zhu Bajie followed closely behind, at least two heads taller than Tang Seng.
Monk Sha is even more scary, with red hair, blue-black skin, and over three meters tall...
There is also a necklace of nine skulls hanging around his neck. If he says that he has one head per mouth, no one will doubt him at all.
"Master!"
Sun Wukong grinned and looked even more terrifying.
"Yeah, Wukong."
Tang Monk, transformed by Fahai, responded with a smile.
"Master, look at me, old Zhu, let's divide the luggage and go home." Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled.
"You idiot!" Tang Seng scolded.
"First senior brother, second senior brother, the master has been captured by monsters!" Monk Sha acted foolishly.
"Nonsense, my teacher is here!"
Ao Zhan saw them having fun and felt sour in his heart: "Are you drama queens?"
"Do not talk!"
Tang Monk immediately retorted: "You are a horse now, and horses cannot speak."
Ao Zhan: "..."
Bai Longma's eyes suddenly turned to Lao Gao, Lao Gao.
Afterwards, several people controlled their own realm.
Tang Monk became a mortal.
Sun Wukong Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm.
Zhu Bajie is a golden immortal, and Monk Sha is only in the realm of heavenly immortals.
Bai Longma also left himself a heavenly realm.
At least it doesn't look that pitiful.
Then, they transformed into various objects, such as luggage, for Sha Monk to carry.
When it was the turn of the weapon, Zhu Bajie thought about it: "Monkey, look, Master's treasures are all made of traceless immortal gold. Does my old pig's nine-tooth rake also have to be made of traceless immortal gold?"
"It's easier to attract the guys from Demon Court to take action!"
"this···"
The monkey thought that it was true, so he agreed.
But he had agreed, and Monk Sha immediately said that he wanted his own weapons too.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and could only reluctantly agree.
"its not right!"
Zhu Bajie suddenly touched his forehead: "Monkey, you said you are very poor, but why do you have so much traceless immortal gold?"
“···”
Sun Wukong froze.
Fortunately, Fa Hai came to his rescue easily: "Idiot, as a monster, if you have traceless immortal gold, will you sell it for money?"
“···”
Zhu Bajie suddenly came to his senses: "Oh~~~! Yes, yes, of course, I have to hide this good thing myself, but I can't see it, monkey, you actually have so much in stock!"
"Luck, it's all luck."
Sun Wukong almost broke out in sweat.
Fortunately, this guy's brain is not very good.
Although they are half-lived, they are still innate beings. In the era when they were active, there was no such thing as a plan or trick. They just did it!
Later, all living beings began to play tricks.
But by this period, the Chaos Pig Demon has become a semi-saint again. With enough strength, who cares about any plot or not? He is too lazy to use his brain at all. When it is time to do it, he just does it!
As a direct result, he still doesn't like to use his brain.
Sun Wukong quickly figured everything out.
Secretly, it was a fluke.
If not, it would have been difficult for me to trick the Chaos Pig Demon into joining before, right?
Later, Sun Wukong took out some traceless immortal gold and began to refine various treasures.
Ao Zhan also wanted a share of the pie, but Sun Wukong wouldn't let him!
If others don't know, doesn't he know how much Ao Zhan earns? Although this guy pretends to be poor, a set of equipment has long been replaced by traceless immortal gold, and now he still wants his own?
Pooh!
shameless!
The refining was done by Fa Hai'e, it should be said that Tang Monk did it himself.
It was done in less than three days.
While Tang Monk was refining the treasure, Xu Changsheng couldn't help grinning while watching the 'broadcast'.
"Good guy, really good guy."
"It's more perfect than I imagined."
"Talents, absolutely everyone is a talent. If they do this, they will definitely create big things."
"Miss Yuu!"
This guy immediately decided to give them a 'chance'.
"After they start the live broadcast, please put their live broadcast room directly on the homepage, and then provide enough volume and arrange various information flow recommendations, especially when they really start to do it."
"I have a hunch."
"The income from this live broadcast will be a bit scary."
"good."
"I will make arrangements as soon as the time comes."
What Miss Xiaoyou didn’t say was that she was actually looking forward to it too.
In terms of excitement and excitement, Journey to the West may be far inferior to other novels, but a classic is a classic.
This stuff is worth chewing slowly.
Now that a real version of COSPALY is here, she is naturally interested.
······
Three days later.
Equipment refining is completed.
Including Zhu Bajie’s nine-tooth rake, Monk Sha’s ‘shovel’, and Monk Tang’s Zen staff, purple gold bowl, cassock, etc...
Of course, the main material of the purple golden bowl and cassock is still the traceless fairy gold, but some "pigment" is added to it, so it looks exactly the same as the description in the original work, and the buling buling will shine~!
at the same time.
Any demon clan with a high level of cultivation can tell at a glance that these things are made of traceless immortal gold, even if they watch the live broadcast.
I’m just afraid that those demon clans won’t be fooled!
Monk Sha also cooperated and stopped talking, but silently carried the burden and followed the team.
"Hey!"
"everything's ready!"
Sun Wukong grinned: "Master, junior brothers, we are about to get ready to start."
"Don't reveal your secrets!"
"You monkey head." Tang Monk smiled and said, "Let's go."
"Let's go all the way west!"
Bai Longma snorted: "I will start the live broadcast later, but Monkey, you are quite interesting. You are quite thoughtful in choosing this place to gather."
"It happens to be to the west of the Endless Demon Realm."
"How can this be called scheming?"
"This is called brain."
Sun Wukong was quite satisfied: "Let's go all the way west!"
The journey of learning begins!
As Ao Zhan started the live broadcast, Xu Changsheng even wanted to dub them~
You carry the burden and I hold the horse~
Cough cough cough.
Xiaoyoujie arranges it simultaneously.
soon.
Ao Zhan noticed something was wrong.
He used his demon power to control the fairy machine to fly behind, so he could take pictures of them all. At the same time, he could also see the barrage and live broadcast data. After all, he had divine consciousness! As a result, as soon as the broadcast started, he immediately noticed the number of viewers.
Started to surge.
At first, Ao Zhan was calm.
After all, I am also a first-line anchor, and I have a lot of veterans following me. It is normal for me to have more viewers once I get there.
The results were fast and the data exploded.
Directly exceeding the previous highest number of viewers, this is not over yet!
It has already broken records, and the number of viewers is still skyrocketing, and every jump adds millions to millions.
Ao Zhan was stunned.
Immediately sent a message to the four masters and apprentices: "Something is wrong, my live broadcast data is not right, there are too many viewers, so many that I am a little scared!!!"
Tang Monk's face was expressionless.
He just narrowed his eyes slightly.
After Sun Wukong pondered for a moment, he understood.
This must be Holy Master Xu cheering for me behind the scenes!
I accepted another favor from Holy Master Xu.
He immediately replied via message: "Mo Fang, this is a good thing. After all, the more people know about it, the safer we will be relatively speaking!"
"Some people see that it's not like he, Yaoting, can stop him, and he can't stop him even if he doesn't!"
"Of course I know this."
Ao Zhan almost trembled with excitement.
What he wants to say is, there are so many spectators, how many gifts will there be when a fight breaks out?!
Isn’t this a direct wave of fattening?
And he’s still super fat!
But he couldn't say these words, so he quickly changed his voice and said: "What I mean is that if so many viewers see it, I'm afraid they will be tempted and want to steal our traceless immortal gold. There will be many, many, and this journey will definitely not be peaceful.