Chapter 14. Little Gudong scares Li Ruhai to piss and Zhao Bantou reunites with the hunting gang
"My dad always used a triangle belt to beat me." Under the branches, Ma Yang sat in front of the fire and complained to Li Ruhai, saying, "That guy whipped me, and there are streaks of smacks all over his body."
Speaking of this, Ma Yang suddenly turned to Li Ruhai and said, "I'm telling you this, don't go out."
"Hey, what are you doing to me?" Li Ruhai sighed and said, "My dad also beat me with a triangle belt."
"Really?" Ma Yang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and Li Ruhai curled his lips and said, "What a good thing? I lied to you?"
Hearing what Li Ruhai said, a smile appeared on Ma Yang's face, and then he heard Li Ruhai say: "Not only my dad, but my mom also whipped me with a triangle belt that day!"
"Ah?" After hearing Li Ruhai's words, Ma Yang moved his buttocks towards Li Ruhai and asked, "Who is this Aunt Li?"
"Oh my god!" Li Ruhai waved his hand and said, "If I don't hug her today, can I run out of the house?"
"Yes, why did you rush out?" Ma Yang asked out of curiosity, but Li Ruhai didn't think much and said casually: "Just a card."
"Huh?" Ma Yang was stunned, and as he slowly turned his head towards Li Ruhai, his eyes widened.
At this time, Li Ruhai didn't realize the seriousness of the problem. He spread his left hand and patted his thigh three times with the back of his hand, saying: "The hairpin is not hers, it was my sister who exchanged it with me. I promised my sister to give it to me."
She buys a down jacket, just like your sister's."
When he said the last sentence, Li Ruhai raised his arm and lightly hit Ma Yang with his elbow.
Ma Yang's cheeks twitched, and while he clenched his fists, he asked Li Ruhai again: "Where did your sister get the hairpin?"
"My eldest brother..." Li Ruhai said, nodded Ma Yang again with his elbow, and said, "Your brother-in-law gave it to me!"
As soon as Li Ruhai said this, Ma Yang gritted his teeth and asked again: "Red?"
"Ah!" Li Ruhai was startled and blurted out: "How do you know? Ah..."
Before Li Ruhai finished speaking, Ma Yang rushed towards him viciously, grabbing Li Ruhai's throat with his hands.
"Huh?" Li Ruhai reacted very quickly, leaned to the side, avoided Ma Yang's chokehold, raised his leg and kicked Ma Yang's chest.
After kicking off Ma Yang, Li Ruhai got up from the ground, turned around, pointed at Ma Yang and asked, "What are you doing?"
They were brothers in trouble just a moment ago, but in the blink of an eye they are going to kill each other.
Ma Yang got up from the ground and didn't say anything, mainly because he couldn't say anything, so he just threw himself at Li Ruhai.
Li Ruhai dodged to the side, but Ma Yang grabbed his arm. Just when Li Ruhai was about to fight back, a strange sound suddenly came from his ears: "Ho, ho! Ouch! Ouch..."
Li Ruhai paused, and as soon as he stopped moving, Ma Yang immediately hugged him from behind.
"Get started!" Li Ruhai yelled, struggled to break away from Ma Yang, then slapped him on the arm and shouted: "Run! Shoot the eggs!"
After saying that, Li Ruhai ran away.
Some besiegers, after being chased away by mountain animals, become extremely frightened when they hear the beast's calls again.
There was a time when Zhang Yuanmin heard someone mention Heixiazi, and his calves started to tremble.
Last winter, Li Ruhai secretly followed Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu up the mountain, but was frightened by the cannon eggs and peed his pants.
From then on, for a while, Zhao Jun, Li Baoyu and the others dragged back Paozao from hunting. When Li Ruhai saw the corpse of Paozao, he walked around.
It wasn't until he ate too much wild boar that Li Ruhai gradually felt better.
At this time, the sound coming from the back of the branches was exactly the same as the cannon eggs that hit the tree in anger. This moment made Li Ruhai's hair stand on end.
But what should be said should not be said. Although this child has many problems and a bad mouth, he did not forget to call him Ma Yang even though he was trembling with fear.
"Cannon egg?" Ma Yang hurriedly followed Li Ruhai and ran away, but at this time a strong wind caught up with Ma Yang and a force knocked him down in the snow.
"Ah..." The unknown fear frightened Ma Yang. He held the snow with both hands and pushed his feet on the ground. The moment he tried to get up, Ma Yang saw a familiar figure through the fire they had built not far away.
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"Zhao..." Ma Yang was about to speak when he felt a pain in the back of his head. Ma Yang turned around and saw Ma Ling. Before he could speak, Ma Ling grabbed his ear.
"Ah..." Ma Yang screamed again, and this scream frightened Li Ruhai.
In a panic, Li Ruhai fell to the snow. When he climbed up on his knees, Zhao Jun grabbed the back of his cotton-padded jacket with both hands, lifted Li Ruhai with force, and chopped it directly into the straw beside him.
There was a haystack underneath, so it couldn't be broken at all, but this shocked Li Ruhai. He thought he was picked up by a cannon egg.
"Ah..." Li Ruhai burst into tears, but at this moment he heard Ma Yang shouting over there: "Sister, don't pull your ears, I was wrong!"
"Huh?" Li Ruhai, who was lying on the haystack, stopped crying and bursting into tears before he dared to open his eyes.
"Brother!" Li Ruhai shouted angrily when he saw Zhao Jun, but Zhao Jun shouted: "Go home!"
"Hey." Li Ruhai's momentum suddenly fell to the bottom and he got off the straw chopper.
Zhao Jun took Li Ruhai to meet Ma Ling and Ma Yang. As soon as they passed, they saw Ma Ling holding Ma Yang with one hand and slapping Ma Yang on the back with the other.
It is natural for a sister to beat a brother.
But when Zhao Jun saw this, he had to pretend to be a good guy.
So, Zhao Jun stepped forward and stopped Ma Ling and said, "Ling'er, stop fighting. It's a joke."
Where is there anyone in this land?
But after Ma Ling glanced at Li Ruhai, she put down her raised palm without hesitation.
Ma Yang, who was suppressed by his bloodline, became honest at this time. At this time, Zhao Jun said to Ma Ling: "Ling'er, I will take you back."
"No need." Ma Ling refused and said, "What are you sending? I have to escort him back."
Hearing what Ma Ling said, Zhao Jun laughed, and so did Li Ruhai. But then, Zhao Jun said, "Okay, Ling'er, I'll escort Ruhai back too."
Li Ruhai slapped his face, and was immediately pulled by Zhao Jun, saying: "Let's go home!"
The Ma family siblings walked back, while Zhao Jun prepared to take Li Ruhai on a motorcycle. But when the two came to the front and rear of the motorcycle, Li Ruhai refused to get on.
"Come up!" Zhao Jun called to Li Ruhai and said, "How can you stay away from home for the rest of your life?"
"Brother..." Li Ruhai glanced to the side and saw that the Ma family siblings had walked three to five meters away. Then he leaned into Zhao Jun's ear and whispered: "I peed my pants."
"Ah?" Zhao Jun was startled and blurted out loudly: "Did you wet your pants?"
When Zhao Jun said this, Ma Ling and Ma Yang turned around, and Li Ruhai shouted in panic: "No, you heard wrong, I said I have a bad stomach!"
Peeing his pants and having diarrhea, it is fair to say that he heard wrongly. After hearing what Li Ruhai said, the Ma family siblings turned back and continued on their way.
At this time, Zhao Jun asked Li Ruhai: "What the hell, you have a bad stomach, are you going to defecate here?"
Zhao Jun thought this kid was going to escape.
"What am I pulling?" Li Ruhai swung at Zhao Jun and said complainingly: "Brother, don't make any noise!"
After saying this, Li Ruhai lowered his voice and said, "I peed my pants. Won't riding on your motorcycle make you uncomfortable?"
"How can you still pee your pants?" Zhao Jun looked at Li Ruhai, but Li Ruhai said angrily: "Didn't I scare you?"
When Zhao Jun threw him into the haystack, Li Ruhai mistakenly thought that he was picked on by a cannon egg, and was so frightened that he did not catch him.
"Haha..." Under Li Ruhai's shameful gaze, Zhao Jun still smiled unkindly. He looked at Li Ruhai and said with a smile: "How can you say that Gu Yang peed his pants? What did you do when you peed his pants?
Why don’t you tell me?”
"Don't make any noise!" Li Ruhai said urgently: "Brother, you can't go out and say it."
Zhao Jun smiled and nodded repeatedly, and then said to Li Ruhai: "Should we go home, or should we warm ourselves by the fire here?"
Last year, Li Ruhai was so frightened that he peed his pants when he sneaked up the mountain. It was because of the fire in the mountain.
At this time, Li Ruhai thought about it for a while and then said: "Go home, why don't I take off my naked buttocks and put them here to dry my pants, and then let others watch?"
"Haha..." As soon as Li Ruhai finished speaking, Zhao Jun laughed again.
"Don't be happy!" Normally, Li Ruhai would not talk to Zhao Jun like this. But in anger, Li Ruhai lost his good attitude towards the sponsor and muttered unhappily: "You are a big man, you are just a thief."
Gudong, you know what I'm afraid of, and you're still trying to scare me with that."
"Hahaha..." Zhao Jun originally stopped laughing, but after hearing what Li Ruhai said, he laughed even louder.
He smiled like this, and Li Ruhai walked away angrily. Zhao Jun hurriedly chased after him on a motorcycle, beckoning Li Ruhai to get in the car, and said, "Get in the car, and I'll take you back."
It's so cold outside, we can't let our children go home wearing wet pants.
Li Ruhai glared at Zhao Jun, and then sat behind Zhao Jun.
Riding a motorcycle, we arrived home quickly.
Normally, Zhao Jun would ride his motorcycle into the courtyard, but for Li Ruhai's consideration, Zhao Jun first parked the motorcycle at the entrance of Li's courtyard.
Seeing Li Ruhai running home, Zhao Jun couldn't help but laugh.
Zhao Jun turned away and rode his motorcycle into his yard. When he parked the car, Jin Xiaomei came out of the house carrying a swill bucket.
Seeing Zhao Jun, Jin Xiaomei asked: "Xiaojun, have you found your brother-in-law?"
When Zhao Jun came back to pick up his motorcycle just now, the barking of the dog at home attracted Wang Meilan, so everyone in the family knew that Ma Yang had run away from home.
"I found it, Auntie." Zhao Jun said, "I not only found it for Ma Yang, I also found it for Ruhai."
"Huh?" After hearing Zhao Jun's words, Jin Xiaomei subconsciously looked into her courtyard and happened to see the lights on in the east room of her house.
The rules here are that the elders live in the east room and the younger ones live in the west room.
So when Jin Xiaomei saw the lights on in the east room of her house, she subconsciously said: "What is this kid doing in our house again?"
With that said, Jin Xiaomei dropped the bucket and ran to the wall, preparing to climb over the wall and go home to catch Li Ruhai.
At this moment, Zhao Jun stopped Jin Xiaomei and said, "Auntie, he's not doing something, he's just going to put your trousers on the fire wall of your house."
"Baked pants?" Jin Xiaomei was startled and then heard Zhao Jun say: "Auntie, I did something wrong today."
"What happened?" Jin Xiaomei asked, and Zhao Jun told Jin Xiaomei what had just happened.
"Okay, Jun!" After hearing this, Jin Xiaomei waved her hand and said, "It's not your fault, he deserves it! He played eight pieces in one day!"
When she said this, Jin Xiaomei gritted her teeth and ran towards the west wall. Seeing that Jin Xiaomei wanted to climb over the wall, Zhao Jun hurriedly asked: "Auntie, what else are you doing?"
Jin Xiaomei, who was climbing up the wall, said angrily: "He put it in my room to bake. The whole room is so noisy. How can we sleep at night?"
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In order to celebrate the rediscovery of the Zhao family's treasure, Wang Meilan organized seven families to eat hot-pot meat together today.
Hand-cut mutton, shaved roe deer, and side dishes such as vermicelli, fungus, cabbage, potatoes, carrots, sauerkraut, and frozen tofu.
When Zhao Jun entered the house, the outer room was busy with work. When Zhao Jun entered the west room, he happened to see such a scene.
The little black bear stood on the edge of the kang like a human, holding a piece of carrot between its forepaws, then ran into the kang like a human, and then plunged into the pine box.
Seeing Zhao Jun come in, Wang Qiang smiled at him and said, "Nephew, look at how interesting that gadget is."
Zhao Jun glanced inside, and Zhang Yuanmin, who was lying on the kang at this time, asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, who called you?"
"Uncle Tao of Yongxing." Zhao Jun replied, then sat sideways on the edge of the kang and asked Wang Qiang: "Uncle, what is a devil bear?"
"Just the blind bear." Wang Qiang said first, and then changed the topic and said: "But, I heard your father say it before, there are some smart ones among the blind bears, they can play tricks with others, and then it will be over again.
Specialized in kicking people and stuff like that."
Bears are very smart animals, much smarter than dogs, and they have a strong sense of revenge.
After scientific researchers capture and mark wild animals in the wild, once they are released, even lions and tigers will run away immediately after they are released from the cage.
But the bear is not like that. After it gets out of the cage behind the car, it will turn around and attack the cab.
Also during hunting, even pig gods and Siberian tigers will run away when they hear the sound of gunshots, but most bears will hold their guns.
As a result, it will be difficult for those old hunters who used foreign cannons to fire a second shot.
After listening to what Wang Qiang said, Zhao Jun clicked his eyes twice. At this time, Zhang Yuanmin asked from the side: "What's going on, brother? Is there a devil going on over there in Yongxing?"
"Yeah!" Zhao Jun nodded, and then said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, it's on the top of the bluestone roof where we are doing Big Bear Ba. The stone pond area we passed by. It's right there. It's said to be for someone to drag the barn.
The son is gone."
"That's it." As soon as Zhao Jun finished speaking, Wang Qiang continued: "If it's a devil, that person is finished."
"Yes!" Zhao Jun said: "The key is that there are no footprints nearby."
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When the Zhao family's gang was discussing bear devils at home, on the commuter train from Yong'an Forest Farm to Yong'an Tun, the disbanded Zhao family's hunting gang, Zhao Youcai, Li Dayong, and Lin Xiangshun were sitting together. Li Baoyu, who was excluded by them, raised his ears.
Only fragments of words were vaguely heard.
"I'll leave tomorrow!" As soon as Zhao Youcai said this, Li Dayong said: "Brother, I asked you, if the lumber truck is big enough, it will be available the day after tomorrow."
"No wait!" Zhao Youcai said resolutely: "I'll dig up the mountain and go there!"
