Chapter 159. This coup can only come up with big crotch
Zhang Laibao hurriedly entered the house, returned to his room, and started to put on his leggings in a hurry.
Zhang Laibao has a younger brother named Zhang Laifa, who is two years younger than Zhang Laibao. He is lying on the kang reading a little book.
"Brother, what are you going to do?"
"Go up the mountain and hunt!" Zhang Laifa was stunned when he heard this. He thought that the dogs were injured and you didn't have a gun. Who could you beat when you went up the mountain with your bare hands?
At this time, Zhang Zhanshan heard a noise in the room and came over and asked: "Laibao, what are you going to do?"
"Hunting." When his father came, Zhang Laibao must have explained, saying: "I saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu at the door. They were going to go hunting in the mountains. I said I would go with them."
"Hunting?" Zhang Zhanshan frowned when he heard this and said, "Didn't I kill his flowery neck with medicine?"
"Myrrh will kill you." When Zhang Laibao said this, he saw Zhang Zhanshan's face darken, and said hurriedly: "But I heard from Zhao Jun that the dog is half dead now, and he didn't even lead the dog out today."
"Well, no wonder." Hearing what Zhang Laibao said, Zhang Zhanshan felt relieved. Yesterday afternoon, he pretended to be passing by and walked around Zhao Jun's house. At that time, he did not see Hua Xiao'er in Zhao Jun's courtyard.
For this reason, Zhang Zhanshan was also worried that Zhao Youcai would retaliate against their family if the Dongchuang incident happened.
At this time, they heard that Hua Xiao'er was not dead after being poisoned. Zhang Zhanshan and Zhang Laibao had the same idea. Since Hua Xiao'er was not dead, Zhao Jun's family would not know that he was the poisoner, and they would not come to take revenge now.
"Why don't you die without medicine?" Suddenly, Zhang Laifa, who was on the kang, asked curiously. When the boy asked, there was only curiosity in his tone and indifference on his face.
"Maybe it's because the medicine has overheated." Zhang Zhanshan said: "That's the medicine left over from before the steel-making in 1958."
While speaking, Zhang Laibao had already put on his leggings. He stood up and took off the shoulder bag hanging on the wall, took out a knife from it and stuck it on his lower back.
"Son!" Seeing that Zhang Laibao was about to leave, Zhang Zhanshan hurriedly stopped him and told him, "Why don't you go, I'm afraid they will harm you."
"No way." Zhang Laibao said with a smile: "Zhao Jun is stupid, Li Baoyu is also a fool, you have to use your brain, they are not like me if they are tied together!"
Zhang Zhanshan still pulled Zhang Laibao and said uneasily: "I know a little bit about this siege. You can go ahead, but don't go forward. Especially when his dog barks, stay away and look. If you are a blind man, look at it."
If it’s not right, run back. If it’s a wild boar, climb a tree and don’t let them trap you.”
"Okay, dad, I understand." Zhang Laibao responded, opened the door and walked out.
Looking at Zhang Laibao's leaving figure, Zhang Zhanshan thought for a long time. They all lived in the same village, and he had watched Zhao Jun since he was a child. Although he looked at him with hatred, he also knew Zhao Jun.<
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Just like Zhang Laibao said, Zhao Jun was not very smart in the past, and he was far worse than his father Zhao Youcai.
Another thing is that Zhang Zhanshan firmly believed that Zhao Jun did not dare to attack Zhang Laibao, and the only possibility was to set a trap for Zhang Laibao during the siege.
But wild beasts are not domesticated, so they will not listen to Zhao Jun's arrangements, and Zhang Laibao is not stupid either. Zhang Zhanshan believes that his son can escape unscathed.
Zhang Laibao left his house and ran all the way south. When he chased him outside the village, he saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu from a distance.
Zhang Laibao took a few breaths and ran all the way over again.
Hearing the movement behind him, Zhao Jun winked at Li Baoyu, who nodded.
"Jun... Brother Jun." By the time Zhang Laibao ran to Zhao Jun's side, he was already out of breath.
"Stop talking now and walk slowly." Zhao Jun warned him.
Zhang Laibao nodded, still breathing heavily. After a while, Zhang Laibao recovered and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, what are we going to do today?"
I have to say that Zhang Laibao was really not reckless and asked Zhao Jun first.
Zhao Jun smiled and said: "Yesterday Baoyu and I saw a badger hole in the mountain. Today we are thinking about picking out badger holes."
"Badger...badger." Zhang Laibao felt more relieved this time, and he had a plan in his mind. Since Zhao Jun said it was a badger, if there were wild boar footprints or black bear footprints along the way, that would be
Trap.
If this is the case, turn around and leave.
Or when you get to the place, if you see that it’s not a badger’s cave but a bear’s cave, then it’s still a trap and you’d better turn around and leave.
If it is really a badger cave, it means that Zhao Jun will not harm himself. He will hang out with them a few times, and after he gets familiar with them, he will ask Zhao Jun to help him drag out the dog. After dragging his dog out, he will harm Zhao Jun. p>
As for picking out badgers today, Zhang Laibao has grown so big that although he has never been surrounded, he has picked out badger holes twice with his uncles. He does not believe that a badger can do anything to him.
But he had a question. He said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, you are digging for badger seeds, why don't you take anything?"
Zhang Laibao had picked out badgers before and he knew that picking out badgers had to be difficult. However, Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu did not bring a shovel or a pickaxe, so Zhao Jun carried a gun.
Hearing Zhang Laibao's question, Zhao Jun laughed and said: "What are you doing with that thing? Don't we have a dog?"
"Then the dog can't get in?" Zhang Laibao now doesn't doubt that Zhao Jun will harm him, but he has some doubts. He suspects that Zhao Jun has never dug out the badger hole at all.
Zhao Jun waved his hand at Zhang Laibao, then brought the bag in front of him and motioned for Zhang Laibao to take a look.
Zhang Laibao saw that there was only a marlezi in his shoulder pocket. He was even more surprised, "Brother Jun, what are you doing with this thing?"
Zhao Jun did not answer but asked: "Do you know how many blind bears I have done this winter?"
Zhang Laibao shook his head and thought about it again: "I don't know how many jobs you have done, but everyone said that Brother Jun, you will make a fortune just by killing bear gallbladders this winter."
"That's right!" Li Baoyu said with a smile: "Brother Jun, his father, every time my uncle goes down the mountain to sell bear bile, he has to sell him two or three thousand yuan."
"So many..." Zhang Laibao's eyes grew long after hearing this.
"That's not a good idea." Zhao Jun smiled at him and said, "Why can't others kill them, but I can kill them all with certainty?"
"Why?"
"I play siege differently from others."
"Brother Jun, please tell me."
Zhao Jun closed his shoulder bag and said to Zhang Laibao: "Let's just kill this badger's hole. You all have to dig it out hard. I'm different from you. I don't pick it out. So how hard is it to dig it out?"
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I lit the firecrackers, stuffed them into the hole, and exploded the firecrackers. Will all the badgers run out? No matter where they come from, we will catch them with dogs. We don’t need to catch too many, we can catch three.
Badger, let’s just go back and stew the radish.”
"Oops!" Zhang Laibao's eyes lit up when he heard Zhao Jun's words. This is the first time he has heard that badger holes can be dug like this.
But when he thought about Zhao Jun's shoulder bag and looked at the four dogs Zhao Jun and the others were holding, Zhang Laibao's eyes changed when he looked up at Zhao Jun.
Zhang Laibao thought to himself: "This Zhao Jun is usually stupid, but he is really good at hunting! No wonder he killed so many black blind men in one winter. Maybe he really has a special trick. I want to learn this from him, and I also
Kill the blind bear, I will get rich and get a wife..."
As Zhang Laibao walked, he was thinking in his head and praised Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, you are so powerful. What did you think of this move?"
"This is nothing." Zhao Jun said it was nothing, but his face was full of contentment. This posture made Zhang Laibao even more convinced that Zhao Jun was a wizard in hunting.
But he didn't know that what Zhao Jun was thinking in his heart was: "How can I have such a brain? Only a big crotch can come up with this 'cool trick'."
