Chapter 519: Stab the black bear with a knife again
As soon as Zhang Yuanmin said this, Zhao Jun was startled and subconsciously took a step back. The black tiger that was riding on Zhao Jun also fell to the ground.
Jie Chen, who was standing next to him, saw that Zhao Jun was silent. He blinked twice and remembered a passage he read in a villain's book that morning. He stepped forward and responded to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother Zhang, what's the plan?"
"Hahaha..." Jie Chen only said four words, but it made Zhang Yuanmin laugh. When he was about to answer, Zhao Jun reached out and pulled Jie Chen back. In the past, Zhang Yuanmin and Li Baoyu were enough.
Here comes another minister. What’s going on? Is that villain book really that charming?
It’s no wonder that there are not many entertainment activities these days. Anyone who has a few novels is scrambling to pass them around. However, there are only a few obsessed with them like Zhang Yuanmin and Li Baoyu.
Zhao Jun dragged Jie Chen over and asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, tell me what you want."
The excitement on Zhang Yuanmin's face faded slightly. He felt that his brother Zhao Jun was good at everything, but he didn't like reading, otherwise he would be like himself and become an all-rounder in both civil and military affairs.
However, what needs to be said is that Zhang Yuanmin pointed back at the tree where the black bear was, and tapped his fingers to the left and right of it, saying, "Brothers, come and see, these three trees are not far away." Zhao Jun followed what Zhang Yuanmin pointed and saw that it was exactly what Zhang Yuanmin said. Three oak trees seemed to be standing on the mountainside. Between the first tree and the second tree, and between the second tree and the third tree,
The distance is less than three meters.
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin pointed forward and said: "The black blind man happened to be climbing the tree in front of me. Let's climb up the tree from the left and the right, put it on both sides, and give him two knives per family."
Speaking of this, a picture flashed in Zhang Yuanmin's mind. It was an illustration in a villain's book. It was Xu Chu fighting naked against Ma Chao. Two peerless generals were galloping and fighting each other on horseback, each wielding swords and guns on horseback.
Attack the opponent sideways.
Zhang Yuanmin's plan today stems from this illustration. At this time, Zhang Yuanmin was still giving Zhao Jun, and Xie Chen explained with gestures: "The first time we make a knife, put it in with a squeaking sound, and then pull it out immediately, and then
Just one stab at it, two on one side, four on both sides, it's enough for this black blind man to choke."
"Okay!" Upon hearing this, Jie Chen couldn't help but step forward and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, let's go!"
Zhao Jun: "..."
This child has heard the old man say that Black Bear is powerful since he was a child, but since he came to Yong'an Village and followed the Zhao army in sieges, Jie Chen felt that Black Bear was nothing more than that.
And Zhang Yuanmin’s idea is not unfounded. The old people in the mountains and forests often say that whether they are humans or animals, there is a vitality in their bodies.
When the body is closed, the vitality remains. But once the body is broken and the vitality is dispersed, the body will go downhill. This is the so-called vitality injury.
Zhao Jun pulled Jie Chen away and asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, this is not the first day you have beaten the black blind man. You are good at killing wild boars, but are you good at beating black blind men?"
Zhang Yuanmin smiled slightly and said: "Brother, you only know one, but not the other."
As he said that, Zhang Yuanmin pointed to the three sycamore trees and said: "Let's sharpen some sharp sticks and stick them under the trees with the tips pointing upward. If the black blind man falls down, we will kill it!"
"This is a good move!" Jie Chen reached out and pulled out the hand ax from his leg, and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, let's do it!"
"What are you doing?" Zhao Jun asked his acquaintance angrily, and then asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, when you get to the top of the tree, how do you stab that blind bear with a knife? Can you stab that blind man with a knife in one hand? You need both hands.
Poke, didn’t you fall from the tree?”
Hearing this, Zhang Yuanmin held the rope that he was going to use to tie the bear in front of Zhao Jun, and said with a smile: "Brother, let's climb up to a place, put the rope on a tree branch, and then tie it around our waist. Isn't that right?"
Can’t it fall?”
"Huh?" Hearing Zhang Yuanmin's words, Zhao Jun was slightly startled, and he subconsciously asked: "Brother, who did you learn this trick from?"
Zhang Yuanmin's words reminded Zhao Jun of a person whom Zhao Jun admired most in his previous life. That person single-handedly ventured into the primitive forests of the Far East with only a military shovel. That was the real way to survive in the wilderness.
But if you do the math, that person is less than ten years old this year.
Zhang Yuanmin was stunned by Zhao Jun's question, but then he puffed up his chest and said proudly: "I figured it out myself!"
Zhao Jun looked at Zhang Yuanmin with some surprise. These big crotch pants have even developed safety ropes. This is going to go to heaven.
"Brother Jun!" At this time, Jie Chen was already excited by what Zhang Yuanmin said. He wanted to roll up his arms and sleeves and have a big fight. He only advised Zhao Jun: "Let's do it!"
Zhao Jun reached out and grabbed Jie Chen's arm, pulled him aside, and then asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, will the black blind man die after he falls?"
"Not dead?" Zhang Yuanmin thought for a while and then said: "If not dead, let's put it on a tree and wait for it to die. It's injured like that, so it can't go up the tree anymore, right? Brother, isn't that what we say when we fight in the siege? Black
If a blind man bleeds, he will be caught blind, and he will just lie down in his bed without climbing a tree."
"That's true..." When Zhao Jun heard this, he felt that Zhang Yuanmin's words made sense. But when he looked around the tree where the blind man was, he shook his head and said, "How many sticks do we have to insert? When do we have to go?"
?When we have time, let’s go home and get the bullets.”
"How can that be impossible!" Zhang Yuanmin said: "It can't take nearly two hours for us to drive back and forth. If we have this time, we will stab this black blind man to death."
Speaking of this, Zhang Yuanmin glanced at Jie Chen who was eager to try, and said to him: "Brother Jie Chen, do you dare to climb a tree with me?"
"Dare!" Jie Chen's face turned red and he nodded heavily. Then he turned to Zhao Jun and said, "Brother Jun, let's do it!"
"Haha..." Zhao Jun was so amused by the two of them that he just waved his hand at Jie Chen, who then followed Zhang Yuanmin to chop sticks.
"Woof! Woof woof! Woof..." Under the tree, the little bear barked twice towards the tree, then looked back at Zhao Jun, then barked twice towards the tree, and then looked back at Zhao Jun.
Zhao Jun ignored Little Bear. Since Zhang Yuanmin and the others were going to do it, they couldn't evacuate Little Bear, otherwise the Black Blind Man would come down.
At this time, the black bear was squatting on the tree, constantly looking down, waiting for the three people and two dogs to leave of their own accord. But instead of leaving, they started tossing around under the tree.
Zhang Yuanmin did not waste those few days of tree planting work in Lengchang. I saw him using the hand ax of the minister to knock down the ash and larch trees one by one, skillfully breaking the branches, and then cutting the tree sticks into seven or eighty pieces.
A fraction of a centimeter.
While Zhang Yuanmin was doing this work, he said to Xie Chen: "I need a chain saw here to make this work even more exciting."
Jie Chen was using his knife to sharpen both ends of the tree stick. After sharpening, he was going to plunge into the ground and stab the black bear head up. After hearing what Zhang Yuanmin said, Jie Chen said: "Brother Zhang, you don't have a chainsaw at home.
What? Let’s drive back and pick it up?”
"What to take?" Zhang Yuanmin pouted at Zhao Jun, who was resting under a tree not far away, and then said to Jie Chen: "If we want to go back to the village, wouldn't your brother Jun take the bullets?"
"That won't work!" Jie Chen said without thinking, "That's boring, how fun is this!"
"That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin said: "Your brother Jun is good at marksmanship. We can't even intervene in our usual sieges with him. His kindness and righteousness have divided the bear bile and clubs with us. We brothers have this opportunity today, so we have to show our skills and let him
Are you also enjoying the blessings?"
"That's not good!" Jie Chen nodded in agreement, expressing his agreement with Zhang Yuanmin's words, and then said: "Brother, it's time to say it or not. Your brain is really good. You can think of all these tricks."
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"Hehehe..." Zhang Yuanmin laughed out loud after being praised by Jie Chen, and said: "Brother, just look at me later!"
At this time, Zhao Jun was sitting in a shady and leeward place. He didn't know why, but suddenly felt chilly. He looked around and found that there was no wind, so he turned around and picked up the black tiger and hugged it.
Warming.
This dog was raised for nothing, its chest and belly are warm.
Moreover, the way the black tiger looked at Zhao Jun was different from the way it looked at Zhang Laibao. No matter how Zhao Jun rubbed it, it didn't struggle. It opened its mouth and gasped. Zhao Jun thought it had bad breath, so he stretched out his hand to pinch the black tiger's mouth.
Then, seeing Black Tiger's nose bulging, Zhao Jun playfully blocked Black Tiger's nostrils with two fingers of his other hand.
This time the black tiger couldn't stand it anymore. It shook its head and broke away from Zhao Jun's hand, and then made a "humming" sound from its nose.
Zhao Jun touched the hair on Black Tiger's neck and thought about how to deal with Zhang Laibao when he went back.
Zhao Jun was thinking that if the black tiger did not run out and the dog was dug out in the 42nd Lengchang today, Zhang Zhanshan and his family would be doomed. Zhang Zhanshan had made a promise that day in front of Zhao Guofeng and the Tunli villagers. And they
If Zhao Jun's dog is stolen today, Zhao Jun can just push his old Zhang family's house away.
But Black Tiger ran out, and there was no evidence. It would not be easy to take advantage of Zhang Zhanshan. But Zhao Jun wanted to go back and discuss it with Zhao Youcai. After all, in this regard, even if he lived two lifetimes, he would still be no match for Er Gudong.
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But what Zhao Jun doesn't know is that in terms of deceiving and harming people, the two of them, one Er Gudong and the other Xiao Gudong, together can't compare to Black Tiger.
If Black Tiger doesn't run out, the most they can do is give Zhang Laibao a good beating, then go back and drive the old Zhang family out of the village.
But before Black Tiger ran out, he was directly killed by Zhang Laibao. These days, the old Zhang family can't find any way to blame for this matter, even if they sue the officials, it will be useless.
Zhao Jun fell asleep in a daze after thinking about it. At the same time, Zhang Yuanmin and his ministers were still busy busy.
In this mountain, the trees rustled in the wind, birds chirped, little bears bitten black bears, and all kinds of cries made Zhao Jun sleep restlessly, and he drifted off one sleep after another.
About forty minutes later, Zhao Jun poked his head out from behind the tree, took a look at the tree, and saw that the black bear was still there. Under the tree, the little bear was still waiting.
But beside the little bear, there are many tree sticks with sharp points on both sides piled up, which are the fruits of Zhang Yuanmin's and Xie Chen's labor.
Zhao Jun pouted, shook his head, then pushed Black Tiger away, walked to Zhang Yuanmin who was cutting branches and making wood, and asked: "Brother, you two will go up the tree in a while, where can I hide?" Zhang Yuanmin raised his head, turned around and said: "Brother, it's such a big place, where can you hide? Why don't you go back to the car and wait until we beat the black blind man to death and drag him down to find him?"
You."
"Forget it." How could Zhao Jun feel at ease after leaving the two of them behind? He pulled out his knife from behind and went down to chop down a thicker manchurian ash tree.
Zhao Jun took a section of the tree that was nearly two meters long, leaving one end thin and one end thick. The thin end was as thick as an egg, and the thick end was about the size of a calf.
The thick one on the top and bottom is called a stick, and the one thick on one end and thin on the other is called a stick. Zhao Jun carried this big stick and came to join Zhang Yuanmin and Jie Chen.
Zhang Yuanmin and He Chen were so patient that they worked here for nearly two hours, cutting more than a hundred tree sticks with pointed ends and inserting them within three meters of the tree where the black bear was.
Then, the two of them whittled two more sticks about three and a half meters long, put the invasion knives on them, and stared at each other for a moment. They felt that they could reach the black bear, and then they looked at each other with the knives.
Zhao Jun could see clearly from behind. When the two guys looked at each other, they nodded in unison, and then they both walked towards the trees on the left and right.
But when they got to the tree, Zhang Yuanmin and his ministers were in trouble. It was possible to climb the tree, but how to bring this long knife up?
"Brother!" Zhang Yuanmin turned around and said to Zhao Jun: "We are going to climb up the tree. You can hand us the knife."
"Ha!" Zhao Jun pointed at the black bear above and said with a smile: "Brother, you two have to climb more than five meters. How can I have such long arms?"
"That's right." Zhang Yuanmin rolled his eyes and figured it out. He took out a rope from his pocket, tied one end of the rope around his waist and the other end to the handle of the invasion knife, and then started to climb the tree. Following Zhang Yuanmin up the tree
Tree, drag the rope and knife up.
Upon seeing this, Jie Chen turned to look at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother Jun, we're on board!"
"Come on, come on." Zhao Jun lowered his head, rushed forward and waved his hands twice and said: "Climb the tree slowly."
"Yes!" Jie Chen responded, and then imitated Zhang Yuanmin and climbed up the tree dragging his knife.
The black bear on the tree in the middle was a little confused at this time. The two people had been working underneath for a long time, but why did they come up?
Seeing Zhang Yuanmin appear on his right and Jie Chen on his left, Black Bear looked down again and saw Zhao Jun, Black Tiger, and Little Bear. Only then did it realize that it was surrounded.
Zhang Yuanmin and his ministers reached the level with the black bear. It must be said that both of them were very brave. Looking at the black bear so close, they both hugged the tree with one hand and tied a rope to the branch above their head with the other hand.
Wait for one end of the rope to pass across the tree branch, and then tie both ends of the rope around your waist.
While Zhang Yuanmin was tying the rope, he shouted to Jie Chen: "Brother Jie Chen, tie the rope with two more buckles to make it safer!"
"Okay!" Jie Chen agreed on the other side.
The two men yelled through the bear, covering up the black bear. But after seeing that the two men had tied the safety rope, they freed their hands, pulled another rope tied around their waists, pulled up the knife, and held it.
Hold it in your hand and stab the black bear.
There were knives stabbing him from both sides. The black bear's eyes were not enough, so he swung his head and looked left and right!