Chapter 567. Brother Jun... you can figure it out yourself.
On weekdays, if Zhang Yuanmin has any weird ideas, he would like to tell everyone about them.
It's just that Zhao Jun always stops him and doesn't let him have fun.
Today was the first time that Zhao Jun took the initiative to ask Zhang Yuanmin for advice. Zhang Yuanmin was so excited that he couldn't control himself for a while, but Zhang Yuanmin quickly calmed down and still had some hesitation.
To be honest, Zhang Yuanmin was quite frightened by the battle this afternoon.
But he was older after all, and he had experienced life and death in the past year. Therefore, Zhang Yuanmin's performance at that time was better than Jie Chen and Tao Fei.
Although not much, it is still strong.
However, when there is a tiger nearby, the original clever plan is not so "perfect"!
Therefore, Zhang Yuanmin no longer had the idea of fighting Xiong Ba. Even when Zhao Jun mentioned it at this time, Zhang Yuanmin felt a little guilty.
Zhang Yuanmin put down his wine glass and smiled dryly at Zhao Jun: "Brother, if we don't... we won't knock it anymore?"
Zhao Jun heard this and said with a smile: "What's going on? Brother, are you scared?"
"Yeah." The smile on Zhang Yuanmin's face disappeared, and he pursed his lips and said: "Brother, are you not afraid? Those are big paws. When it screams, my scalp will feel numb."
With that said, Zhang Yuanmin looked around at the people at the table, and then said to Zhao Jun: "There are no outsiders here. Let me tell you, when we put it in the car and come back, I was still scared."
As soon as Zhang Yuanmin said this, Jie Chen and Tao Fei no longer thought about drinking. They both nodded, expressing their agreement with Zhang Yuanmin's words.
After all, if Zhao Jun hadn't fired early today and frightened the two big guys away, if the tiger and the brown bear had "swore" at each other twice more, Jie Chen and Tao Fei would have scared them to wet their pants.
And Tao Fulin, because his uncle was eaten by a tiger, has always been afraid of the big claws. At this time, listening to Zhang Yuanmin's words, Tao Fulin persuaded Zhao Jun: "Boy Zhao, you'd better not go to that bluestone roof."
. Not to mention the big claws, even the big bear under Yuanzaozi ditch is difficult to control. We have many groups of sieges here, but they can't catch it, and the hunting dogs have beaten it to death."
"It's okay, old man, I'm just asking." Zhao Jun comforted Tao Fulin, and then said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, tell me your... clever plan."
"This... haha..." Zhang Yuanmin hesitantly laughed dryly and said: "Brother, there are big claws on it. All my tricks are in vain. Except for you, none of us dare to go up."
When Zhao Jun heard Zhang Yuanmin's words, he knew that this old boy was really scared, but he still asked: "Brother, you don't have to be afraid of those big claws. If we want to go up, we will make double clicks at the same time. Whatever it is, we have to give it to you."
I ran away in shock."
A double-bang is a type of firecracker. But this firecracker has a double-bang. Light the fuse and detonate the gunpowder at the bottom of the firecracker. This is one blast.
As the gunpowder at the bottom explodes, a force is generated on the ground. The reaction force on the ground will push the remaining upper part of the firecracker into the air, and then explode again, giving off a second sound.
Therefore, this is called double ringing, and Northeastern people also call it two kicks.
Because this kind of firecracker can go off twice, and the second blast is at high altitude, it can scare away wild animals when set off in the mountains.
These days, conditions for mountain runners are not good.
Twenty or thirty years later, when going into the mountains to collect pine cones or other mountain products, you must play double bells. This is to scare away nearby wild animals and ensure personal safety.
As soon as Zhao Jun said this, Zhang Yuanmin's eyes lit up. In fact, this method was not invented by Zhao Jun, and someone had done it before. However, Zhang Yuanmin's family conditions were not good, and the things he did before were all out of his mind.
If you don’t do it in your belt, how can you be willing to buy a pair of xiangzi and have them collapse in the mountains?
Hearing what Zhao Jun said at this time, Zhang Yuanmin realized that he was no longer what he used to be. What's more, his brother was a rich man, so a few bundles of double rings were nothing.
Moreover, this is a good way!
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanmin pinched his chin with his hand and blinked his eyes to figure it out. He didn't have a beard. If he had a goatee, he would have looked even better if he stroked it twice.
Zhang Yuanmin didn't think about it for too long, he raised his head and asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, after we finished shooting yesterday, will the big bear come down the ditch and pond to the mountain road?"
"That's for sure." Zhao Jun nodded and said, "We shot so many times yesterday that it had to squat in the ditch and pond all night."
Zhang Yuanmin nodded slightly, then looked at Zhao Jun seriously, but said nothing.
"Huh?" Zhao Jun was stunned and said to him: "Brother, please speak."
At this time, the two old men and the two young men also set their sights on Zhang Yuanmin. Zhang Yuanmin suddenly laughed, swept away his previous fear, and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, you have to ask me about this situation."
"Ah?" Zhao Jun was a little confused and said, "Shouldn't I ask you now?"
"Haha..." Zhang Yuanmin got rid of the fear in his heart and regained his usual blind confidence. He smiled and said: "Brother, it's not the eldest brother who picks your case. You have to ask me... if there is any way to defeat the enemy?"
Zhao Jun frowned and couldn't help but said: "Brother, if you have nothing to do, stop looking at those messy things."
"Brother." Zhang Yuanmin said to Zhao Jun very seriously: "The ones eldest brother saw were not random, they were all famous works!"
"Okay, okay." Zhao Jun didn't want to listen to his rambling, so he asked: "Brother, do you have..."
At this point, Zhao Jun used the rising tone of every word in the next half of his sentence and said: "What is the strategy to defeat the enemy?"
The last word "ah" is even longer.
Zhang Yuanmin was stunned when he heard this. He felt that although Zhao Jun's words were not yin and yang, the tone of his words was definitely yin and yang!
But it would be good if Zhao Jun could play with him. Zhang Yuanmin adjusted his mood, nodded heavily, and said with a straight chest: "Brother, I have a plan in mind. I will help you level Yuanzaozi ditch and capture Xiong Ba tomorrow."
, strip the meat and sell the courage!"
Zhao Jun: "..."
"Okay!" Before Zhao Jun could say anything, Mr. Tao on the side clapped his hands several times, and then exaggeratedly said in support of the people: "You man, you look like that at the first glance!"
Zhao Jun was even more speechless. He hurriedly raised his hand in front of Tao Fulin to prevent the old man from causing trouble, and then asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, please tell me quickly."
Although Zhao Jun did not ask him what his plan was, Zhang Yuanmin, who had already had enough of it, gave it up and said: "Didn't Mr. Li and Brother Tao Fei both say that day that the big bear bully has a sharp nose, and as soon as people run towards it,
Go, it ran away when it was far away. Then let’s go down the ditch from above and drive it towards the road. When it gets on the road, we can take care of it.”
"Huh?" Zhao Jun frowned slightly when he heard this, and was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Yuanmin's method.
He also had a whim today and wanted to think about this big bear bully.
After all, hunting and fishing are both addictive, and both like to do big things.
This 1,230-pound giant bear can be called the King of Bears. I have to say that Zhao Jun is also quite itchy.
But he was afraid of hurting the dog, so he wanted to ask Zhang Yuanmin. After all, this old boy had a lot of tricks. Although some of his tricks were unreliable, Zhao Jun wanted to listen to his so-called clever tricks first, and then see if he could take the essence and discard the dross. p>
But hearing what Zhang Yuanmin said, Zhao Jun suddenly felt a little disappointed. This piece of Yuanmin was purely whimsical, and it was first about driving the big bear bully onto the road.
If this happened before yesterday, there would be no need to think about it, it would be impossible.
There are hillsides on both sides of Yuanzaozi Valley, and there are many hills. Of course, even if there are no hills, with the physical fitness of the big brown bear, it will have no problem climbing up the slope.
In this case, who can guarantee that Big Bear will definitely come to the carriageway?
But because Zhao Jun fired a gun yesterday, Big Bear Ba was so frightened that he retreated into the ditch and pond, and he might not have been brought to the post all night. According to Zhao Jun's guess, in order to stay away from danger, Big Bear Ba might be in the ditch now.
This side of the carriageway.
If someone enters Yuanzaozi from the other side and makes some noise, they can almost drive the big brown bear out of the ditch.
Although Zhang Yuanmin didn't tell him everything, Zhao Jun roughly understood what he meant. He was just blocking the exit, waiting for the big bear to show up, so that he could give him two shots.
But the bear's nose is so sharp. If he smells someone in front of him, he will definitely force his way up the hillside. Isn't this a waste of effort?
Seeing that Zhao Jun was silent, Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Brother, are you afraid that you won't be able to stop that big bear bully?"
Zhao Jun said nothing or nodded, but Zhang Yuanmin knew that his guess was correct. He immediately looked confident and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, let's take the dog and stay away from the place where the big bear dominates the road.
, as soon as the first dog smells the smell and starts barking, we will let the dog go."
These words sounded more and more unreliable, and Zhao Jun did not need to refute. The more understanding solution minister said: "Brother Zhang, this can't be done, right? Then if the dog is chased away, the big bear will run up the mountain again? Yesterday we also
I saw it, that mountain field is quite noisy. When the time comes, when we can’t get up, the dogs will have to kick around, right?”
When asked by Jie Chen, Zhang Yuanmin was unhurried, pointed at Jie Chen and said with a smile: "Brother Jie Chen, you only know one, but not the other."
"Huh?" Jie Chen perked up after hearing this, and asked Zhang Yuanmin, "Brother, what's the plan?"
"This..." Zhang Yuanmin smiled bitterly and said, "No, you know this sentence?"
"Ah!" Jie Chen said with some embarrassment: "I haven't read as much as you and my brother Li, and I don't know as much."
"Okay." Zhao Jun stopped Xie Chen and said, "You know a lot."
Then, Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, what Jie Chen said is what I want to ask you. We dogs can't keep such a big blind bear."
Even though Zhao Jun brought in eleven dogs, his opponent was a big brown bear weighing one thousand two to three hundred kilograms.
If such a big bear were slapped, even a fat man would probably not be able to bear it!
And if this big brown bear wants to go away, these dogs will never be able to hold it back.
When the time comes, the dog will be chasing after you and the person will not be able to catch up, won’t it be troublesome?
Especially in the Yuan Zaozi ditch, there is a dog Zaozi crawling on the ground. Once the dog goes in, it will definitely stumble on its feet.
"Hahaha..." Zhang Yuanmin laughed loudly and said: "Don't worry, brother, I have arranged this in advance."
At this point, Zhang Yuanmin raised his hand and pointed out the window and said: "Don't we have a car? Even if we are three or four miles away, won't we be there in five minutes?"
Zhao Jun was stunned when he heard this!
At this time, he was shocked by Zhang Yuanmin's words!
In my previous life, when I was watching short videos, I could always watch foreigners chasing their prey, but the road conditions and their cars there were incomparable to Zhao Jun and the others.
Therefore, even if Zhao Jun and the others had a car, they would only be used as a means of transportation during the siege.
But if Zhang Yuanmin's plan is to drive the big brown bear from the ditch to the driveway, Zhao Jun and the others will be there soon by car!
Although the big brown bear may enter the mountain while driving, as long as the dog gang can harass it for a minute or two, Zhao Jun will have a chance to kill the big brown bear at the root of the mountain.
Zhao Jun looked at Zhang Yuanmin and had to say that this old boy really had an extraordinary mind.
Zhang Yuanmin's words not only moved Zhao Jun, but also suppressed others. Jie Chen couldn't help it anymore. He said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, let's..."
Just when Jie Chen was about to persuade Zhao Jun, "Let's do it," he saw Zhao Jun turning to look at him. For a moment, Jie Chen suddenly remembered the experience of being attacked by Zhao Jun in the afternoon, and quickly changed his words: "Brother Jun, you can figure it out yourself.