Chapter 570. Zhang Yuanmin’s rules for fighting bears
They say all roads lead to Rome, and there is not just one way into or out of the mountains.
Just like the Yuanzaozi Valley, there are mountains on both sides, and the bluestone top is on the west. The mountain on the east is relatively ordinary, and the locals didn't give it a name.
Yesterday, Zhao Jun and his party were heading to Qingshi Dingzi, so they entered the mountain from the west of Yuanzaozi Valley. Today, Tao Fei led the way, and Zhang Yuanmin and he went over the east mountain.
Tao Fei and Zhang Yuanmin were fine when they first entered the mountain, but when they reached the top of the mountain, Tao Fei became a little scared. He said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother Zhang, let's fire off the cannon."
When Tao Fei said firecrackers, he meant firecrackers. Before coming, they went to the small shop at the east end of Yongxing Brigade and bought five bundles of two kickers, ten in each bundle, fifty in total, which filled half a sack.
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After all, Zhang Yuanmin has eaten more than ten years of rice than Tao Fei. As soon as Tao Fei opened his mouth, Zhang Yuanmin knew that this boy was scared, and immediately smiled and said: "Xiao Fei, it's okay, follow me, what are you afraid of?"
After saying that, Zhang Yuanmin put down the sack on his shoulder, untied the rope tied to the mouth of the sack, and took out a bundle of two kicks.
No matter what he said, Zhang Yuanmin was a little scared in his heart. That's called a big bear! One thousand two to three hundred pounds!
When you are surrounded, you can encounter anything. Who can dare to say that the big bear must be under the ditch and pond, not on the hillsides on both sides? What if you encounter it after just a few steps downhill?<
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Zhang Yuanmin opened a bundle of firecrackers, took out a single one, and set it up on a flat place around it. As soon as he took out the matchbox from his pocket, Tao Fei came over and said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother Zhang, I'll let you go, you just have a rest."
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Men, even when they are eighty, still love to set off firecrackers, not to mention Tao Fei is still young.
Zhang Yuanmin knew what Tao Fei was thinking, so he casually gave the matchbox to Tao Fei. Zhang Yuanmin had always done a good job in this regard. He thought that since this was his little brother, he, as the elder brother, had to give in. p>
Tao Fei happily took the matchbox, pushed it away, took out a match and struck it, lighting the two kick leads.
Then, Tao Fei took a few steps back and waited with Zhang Yuanmin for the firecrackers to fly into the sky.
"Ding(ting)..." Firecrackers shot up into the sky with a long sound.
"Dang!" Firecrackers exploded in mid-air with a short sound.
One ding and one clang, combined into two sounds.
With the sound of firecrackers, in front of Zhang Yuanmin and Tao Fei, in a ditch and pond at the foot of the hillside, extending more than three miles to the north, a big brown bear was standing under a tree, rolling up jujubes and eating them.
It is different from the black bear that Zhao Jun shot two days ago. The black bear is relatively light and can climb trees and eat soft dates.
And this bear is too big, weighing more than a thousand pounds. If it wants to climb a tree, the tree cannot bear it, and neither can it itself.
At this time, if Zhang Yuanmin and Tao Fei went downhill to the bottom of the ditch, the distance would be more than four miles.
When we reach the ditch and pond, we have to walk further north for another three miles before we can see the shadow of this big brown bear.
Therefore, the straight-line distance between them and the big brown bear now exceeds five miles.
Those two kicks exploded in the sky, and when they reached the big brown bear, there was no movement, but it smelled a hint of gunpowder.
However, the smell of gunpowder was very weak. With the big brown bear's sense of smell, it could tell that the source of the smell was far away from itself. So it didn't take it seriously and continued to stuff the round dates into its mouth.
Behind Zhang Yuanmin and Jie Chen, on the opposite mountain, near the top of the mountain, two men were digging a hole to catch their feet.
Looking closely at their appearance, they are very similar to Qin Bei, who made Li Wencai angry in the Yongxing Brigade. They are brothers, one is Qin Dong and the other is Qin Nan.
To be precise, together with Qin Bei, the three of them are brothers. And they have been fighting in this mountain since their fathers.
A few days ago, when Yu Xuewen asked for yellow leaves, the three brothers of the Qin family pressed down the racket in the mountains. The blind cat clapped one of them to death. Before they could get the second one, Zhao Jun asked Zhao Jun to complete the task.
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This is nothing, after all, if he can shoot one, Yu Xuewen will also receive favors from their brothers.
The key is that when Zhao Jun came back from the roe deer that day, Qin Nan was also among the crowd watching. After Zhao Jun left, Qin Nan chatted with Yu Xuewen for a few words.
Qin Nan's eyes turned red when he heard that a male roe deer had a hundred and a female roe deer had a hundred and two.
These days, there are also a lot of livestock in the mountains, including an unusually large number of roe deer, wild boars, and black bears.
Let's just say that you can chase the roe deer around and chase it across the guard. If you miss the shot or scare the roe deer away, don't worry. Turn around and change the direction, and you may be able to watch the other one over the mountain.
There are many roe deer in the mountains, one for one hundred, ten for one thousand, one hundred for ten thousand...
Qin Nan went home and discussed it with his brothers. Qin Dong and Qin Bei were both moved.
Who doesn’t want to get rich?
If they could learn how to catch roe deer, they would be awesome!
So, the three brothers wanted to steal their skills. But Zhao Jun came and went by car. The three brothers couldn't catch up with the car, and they couldn't find the place where Zhao Jun was trying to catch him.
This is the cleverness of Zhao Jun. No one would have guessed that the place where Zhao Jun was caught was not in the mountain field near Yongxing Brigade, but on the way he came.
This is the advantage of owning a car. Thirty miles is not too far, as long as you have gas.
As for gasoline, Zhao Jun was not short of it. Zhou Jianjun provided it all and put it in large barrels in the carriage.
As a result, the plan of the three Qin brothers to steal the army came to nothing.
He couldn't make any money and felt depressed, so Qin Dong took a wine barrel to get some wine to relieve his boredom. But on the way, Qin Dong met Li Lao Wu, and the two chatted. Qin Dong learned from Li Lao Wu that
Zhao Jun caught the roe deer by surprise. Qin Dong didn't care whether Zhao Jun had any new technology or not, so he went home and called on the two brothers to do it.
The three brothers found a big board to dig out the animal's foot, and there was an iron chain tied next to it. But after driving nails into the place where the animal's foot was to be caught, the three brothers discovered that the hole for the foot was too big. It seemed impossible to catch roe deer, red deer or wild boar.
Pretty much the same.
The Qin brothers thought, if that's the case, let's catch the deer.
Deer still make money, and the production team’s favorite thing to raise is deer. Although deer fetuses are not valuable these days, female deer can reproduce and male deer can harvest velvet. The key is not just a one-time transaction. What a bargain.
So early this morning, Qin Dong and Qin Nan came out carrying the traps they had made, preparing to set up traps to catch the deer.
What's more coincidental is that they are in the east, Zhang Yuanmin is in the west, and Jie Chen is in the west. The two mountains are next to each other, and the tops of the two mountains are separated by two or three miles.
Two kicks and one jump, the Qin brothers heard clearly.
"Fuck!" Qin Nan cursed, threw away the small pickaxe in his hand, and said angrily: "Who the hell is this? Why did you put a cannon on it?"
He was afraid that the sound of firecrackers would scare away the deer nearby, which would make the trap in vain.
"It's okay, it's okay." Qin Dong advised: "It's probably a mountain collector. Just leave him alone and pull him down."
These days, it’s not easy for most mountain runners, and few are as wealthy as Zhao Jun and the others.
Generally, if you can put a double ring, it is considered a big deal during this time of hiking.
After hearing what Qin Dong said, Qin Nan said nothing more, grabbed the small pickaxe and continued working.
At this moment, Tao Fei said to Zhang Yuanmin on the top of the mountain opposite: "Brother Zhang, let's put another one in."
"Ah?" Zhang Yuanmin asked in confusion: "Why put another one there?"
"Safety." Tao Fei smiled and said, "Brother Jun said, safety comes first."
"That's enough." Compared to Zhao Jun and Tao Fei, Zhang Yuanmin is more careful. His life has only been better for two days. Although he is richer than before, he spends what he should spend and doesn't spend what he shouldn't.<
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"Let one go." Tao Fei said with some embarrassment: "Otherwise... I wouldn't dare go down."
Hearing Tao Fei's words, Zhang Yuanmin smiled lightly, took out a firecracker from the sack and gave it to Tao Fei.
He didn't dare to stop him. If Tao Fei didn't go down with him, Zhang Yuanmin himself wouldn't dare either.
Tao Fei took the firecracker, stood it firmly on the ground, lit the fuse, and took two steps back.
"Ding...dang!"
"Fuck..." On the top of the mountain to the east, Qin Nan cursed a few words. At this moment, he had the urge to gouge people with a small pickaxe.
Qin Dong also spat to the west, then frowned and said to Qin Nan: "It's probably just for a while, let's keep going."
"What the hell!" Qin Nan cursed again and continued working with a pickaxe.
At this time, on the west mountain, Zhang Yuanmin said to Tao Fei: "Is it okay? Xiaofei, is it okay this time?"
"Well, haha." Tao Fei smiled and said: "Brother Zhang, don't laugh at me. My brother Jun said that I should come out with you..."
At this point, Tao Fei paused and changed his words: "We must pay attention to protecting your safety, Brother Zhang."
"Pull him down." No matter how euphemistic Tao Fei said it, Zhang Yuanmin knew what he meant. He just said: "Hey, let's go back today and ask him. Didn't he do something good that time he followed me up the mountain? Nope.
When you are empty-handed."
As he said this, Zhang Yuanmin also laughed. He was just having fun with Tao Fei. After all, after spending so many days together, he himself knew what was going on, and Tao Fei also knew what was going on.
Tao Fei smiled and said: "The key point is that my brother Jun didn't come with us today. I heard what he said. Unless you are hunting blind bears with him, otherwise, the bear that chases you away must weigh at least three hundred kilograms."
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As Tao Fei spoke, he raised his hand and made a three sign with his fingers!
When Zhang Yuanmin heard this, he was stunned for a moment. After a few seconds, he came back to his senses and muttered: "My brother is good at everything, but his words are too hurtful."
But having said that, Zhang Yuanmin thought about it and realized that Zhao Jun was right. Even the time he killed the black bear with a single sword, the blind man was chased away.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanmin looked at Tao Fei, and Tao Fei was also looking at him.
Zhang Yuanmin coughed slightly, cleared his throat, and then said: "Xiao Fei, let's fire off another cannon."
"Ah?" This time, Tao Fei was stunned. He asked in surprise: "Brother Zhang, why are you letting me go? I wanted to let it go just now, but you stopped me."
Zhang Yuanmin asked with a smile: "Xiao Fei, do you know that eldest brother is not allowed to be nicknamed?"
"I know." Tao Fei nodded and said, "On the first day you came here, when you were drinking, you told us that you were a Yongan big crotch."
"What big crotch...who said that?" Zhang Yuanmin became anxious when he heard it, and shouted: "Didn't I say it again? That was before, I'm asking you now!"
"Now..." Tao Fei frowned and said, "Brother Zhang, I can't remember a bunch of things you said later."
Zhang Yuanmin curled his lips helplessly and said: "Brother Zhang and I are known as Yong'an Little Zhuge. Do you know Zhuge Liang?"
"I know!" Tao Fei said, "I heard it from my grandfather."
Zhang Yuanmin glanced at Tao Fei, looked at the bluestone roof opposite, and said calmly: "Old thief Sima said that Zhuge was only cautious and cautious in his life!"
Tao Fei understood what being cautious meant. But after listening to Zhang Yuanmin's Adventures for two days in a row, he never felt that he was being cautious.
But Tao Fei still knows a little about human nature, so he just said: "Brother Zhang, I heard what you said. I was afraid of setting off the cannon just now. You are being cautious if you want to do it now."
"Yeah." Zhang Yuanmin nodded, and then asked Tao Fei: "Tell me, were you scared just now?"
"Yeah." Tao Fei said, "I'm not afraid."
"That's it." Zhang Yuanmin slapped his chest with his backhand and said, "I'm not afraid of you, Brother Zhang. I'm just being cautious and trying to protect myself."
After saying that, Zhang Yuanmin took out another kicker from the sack, handed it to Tao Fei and said: "Put it away!"
"Hey." Tao Fei took it, stood the double ring firmly on the ground, and then took out a match from his pocket.
Zhang Yuanmin watched Tao Fei operate and blinked several times. After Tao Fei said those words just now, Zhang Yuanmin was scared.
What his brother Zhao Jun said is right. When Zhang Yuanmin and others were beating up blind bears, when did he not let the bears chase him away?
I was fighting bears with Zhao Jun, and once I had a blind bear stuff him under his butt.
That’s just a blind man, that’s all.
But today, this is a big bear!
One thousand two to three hundred pounds!
Zhang Yuanmin also thought about it. With his small body, if he had to sit down for a while, his intestines would come out of his eyes.
Thinking of this scene, Zhang Yuanmin shuddered, and at this moment, his two kicks flew into the air.
"Ding...dang!"
On the mountain to the east, Qin Dong and Qin Nan, who were about to start construction again, lost their minds after being blown away by the sound of a firecracker.
Qin Nan stood up angrily and pointed his pickaxe at the opposite mountain. Although he couldn't see anyone, he kept spouting curse words.
This job is useless!
After Qin Nan had scolded him enough, the two brothers packed up and prepared to go home. They managed to get hold of the big wooden board that came up the mountain to catch their feet and the iron chain, so they had to carry it back.
"Brother Zhang!" Tao Fei called to Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Let's go!"
Zhang Yuanmin looked at Tao Fei, raised his hand and said: "Xiao Fei, don't worry, let me think about it."
"Huh?" Tao Fei looked at Zhang Yuanmin blankly. He wanted to ask what you were thinking. But seeing Zhang Yuanmin mumbling, Tao Fei looked around, fearing that Zhang Yuanmin might invite something.<
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After about two minutes, Zhang Yuanmin said to Tao Fei: "Xiao Fei, I have a plan that can ensure that you and I escape safely."
"What?" Tao Fei was a little confused, it was all about nothing.
But two minutes later, Tao Fei, who was listening to Zhang Yuanmin's words with his ears crooked, nodded several times, took a step ahead of Zhang Yuanmin, and went down the ditch first with a gun on his back. After walking two or three hundred meters, he turned around to ask Zhang Yuanmin to double-click.
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Just like that, when they went down to the bottom of the ditch and pond, the big brown bear also moved.
It stood up reluctantly, looked around, and then walked north.
At this time, the big brown bear went north and could not walk two miles, so he walked out of the lane on the ditch and pond.
And more than a mile away from the exit, Zhao Jun was strolling under the car with his dog gang!