Chapter 609. This family doesn’t have a fuel-efficient lamp
"A tiger cub attacks people?" Hearing Li Ruhai's words, Zhao Jun, Zhao Youcai and his son were all startled. At this time, Zhao Youcai also walked out of the door, came straight in front of Li Ruhai, raised his head and asked Li Ruhai: "
What's going on?"
Li Ruhai, this kid, is really crazy. It turns out that Zhao Jun is the only one who listens to his spoken words, and he is not very enthusiastic. At this time, when he saw Zhao Youcai coming, Li Ruhai suddenly became passionate, raised his little hand, and faced Zhao Jun
, Zhao Youcai gestured and said: "It's a long story."
As soon as Li Ruhai finished speaking, Zhao Youcai answered: "Then you should keep your story short."
But Li Ruhai acted as if he hadn't heard Zhao Youcai's words. He passed his little hand in front of Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai and said: "After lunch today, Qu Xiaoyanzi went to the small woods south of our school to hit oriole with stones.
(qiǎo), everyone (jiá) farted. Then they gathered a fire and burned it.
After he finished eating the roasted bird (qiǎo), he came down the slope and prepared to return to the classroom to pick up the textbook again..."
"You kid!" After hearing Li Ruhai's endless nonsense, Zhao Youcai said anxiously: "Can you stop talking about this useless thing? Let's start with how he looked at the tiger cub."
Li Ruhai grabbed Zhao Jun's left arm with both hands, hid behind Zhao Jun, stuck out his little head and said to Zhao Youcai: "Uncle, if you don't want to listen, just come into the house and I'll tell my brother." p>
Zhao Youcai was startled by what Li Ruhai said. He asked where the lynx was, undoubtedly because he wanted to do something. After all, Yong'an Middle School was not far from his home, and it only took less than half an hour to walk there.
Although it's getting dark now, it won't be a waste to give it a hug tomorrow morning and then go to work.
Therefore, Zhao Youcai wanted to hear what was going on, and then analyze some useful information from it.
But what Li Ruhai just said, Zhao Youcai disliked it. But if Li Ruhai didn't tell him, he would still be dumbfounded.
In desperation, Zhao Youcai waved his hand and signaled Li Ruhai to continue speaking, but this time he stood aside and listened honestly.
Li Ruhai soon got into the mood again, raised his hand to his head and said, "There are such tall branches outside the woods, which are used to light the fire for our school's boiler."
At this point, Li Ruhai's right arm was like a swimming fish. He circled half a circle to the right under the guidance of his palm, and then walked forward again, saying: "Qu Xiaoyanzi came from the right side of the branch, and the tiger cub came from the left.
The two guys bumped into each other. Then, it was too late, but it was so fast! Hearing the tiger cub's "oooo" sound, he jumped at him with his little eyes!
Naqu's little eyes secretly said, "No," and immediately turned around and ran away!"
Hearing what Li Ruhai said, Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai couldn't help but look at each other, thinking that the child in front of them was indeed a native of Northeast China. He spoke fluent Northeast dialect, so authentic!
At this time, Li Ruhai raised his hand at the Zhao family and his son and said, "Guess what?"
"What's wrong?" Zhao Jun asked cooperatively.
Li Ruhai crouched slightly, lowered his head and said to Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai mysteriously: "The tiger cub jumped into the air, and when Qu Xiaoyan ran away, it disappeared into the vast mountains and old forests..." p>
Zhao Jun twitched the corner of his mouth and frowned, feeling that this kid was a little beaten.
Zhao Youcai pinched Li Ruhai with his eyes and said, "Ruhai, you didn't act blindly before, but now, why are you so disrespectful?"
When Li Ruhai heard this, he immediately became anxious. He thought that since Li Ruhai was a child, Zhang Laifa had been frightened that night, and he exaggerated the next day.
"Uncle!" Li Ruhai's little face was full of seriousness, he looked up at Zhao Youcai and said, "When did I get hung up?"
"Did you say that?" Zhao Youcai responded to Li Ruhai first, then turned around and pulled Zhao Jun, meaning that Zhao Jun would stop him. Finally, he said to Li Ruhai: "The tiger cub you said attacked people!"
"Ah!" Li Ruhai's eyes widened and he said with an innocent face: "It's a pounce on someone, isn't it a pounce?"
"What the hell..." Zhao Youcai wanted to curse, but he was a child, so he waved his hand to Li Ruhai and said: "Go! Go! Go!"
Li Ruhai turned around in frustration, climbed over the wall and went home to tell his mother and sister a story about a tiger cub attacking someone.
At this time, Zhao Jun glanced at Zhao Youcai and said, "Dad, you want to go out? Then I'll go into the house."
Zhao Youcai, who was originally going to the latrine, heard Zhao Jun's words and immediately said: "I have nothing to do, I will follow you into the house."
"Ah." Zhao Jun didn't think much and followed Zhao Youcai into the house.
Zhao Youcai entered the house first and saw Wang Meilan peeling potato slices. He said first, "Lan Na, let me tell you, I have to leave early tomorrow, so you can get up and cook."
"Leave early?" Hearing Zhao Youcai's words, Wang Meilan couldn't help but be startled. You're a cook. If you usually come back late, it's because you're putting on the stove in the unit. If you have to leave early, what are you doing? There are still guests early in the morning.
,Want to have breakfast in your canteen?
At this time, Zhao Jun, who had followed in, closed the door. Zhao Youcai glanced at him and hurriedly explained to Wang Meilan: "I will go out with Dayong tomorrow morning to fight a tiger cub."
"Tiger cub?" When Wang Meilan heard this, her expression changed. She threw the potatoes into the basin with her left hand. Amidst the clanking sound, Wang Meilan made another "crack" and put the kitchen knife on the cutting board with her right hand. Then, Wang Meilan turned to Zhao Youcai and said: "People are coming to help the people to fight against my son. You are so old, why are you still robbing the younger generation?"
"No." Upon hearing that Wang Meilan had misunderstood, Zhao Youcai hurriedly explained: "I won't rob them. Ru Hai told me about this tiger cub."
Zhao Jun curled his lips when he heard this, and said that Ruhai told him, and Li Ruhai obviously wanted to tell him.
"Ruhai?" Wang Meilan asked doubtfully: "How did he know?"
If you want to say, what is new in this village, what are the parents of the East and the shortcomings of the West, Li Ruhai must know it very well. But if you want to talk about the siege, it would be strange for the child to know.
When Zhao Youcai repeated Li Ruhai's words briefly, Wang Meilan nodded slightly, indicating that she understood, and asked Zhao Youcai: "Are you going to kill the tiger cub?"
"Yeah!" Zhao Youcai nodded heavily and said, "I'll go there when I get up at four o'clock tomorrow. After I'm done, I'll bring the tiger cub back to you, and then I'll catch the commuter bus to work."
"Ah..." Wang Meilan blinked, then looked at Zhao Youcai and said, "Then if you want to beat the tiger cub, I will hold our three sheep for you."
As soon as Wang Meilan said this, Zhao Youcai blushed instantly, turned around, and went directly into the back room.
Zhao Jun was on the side, covering his face with his hands, trying not to laugh out loud. In terms of yin and yang, my mother's skills are still much deeper than mine.
"Your dad is still angry." Wang Meilan pointed to the inner room and said something to Zhao Jun. Then she turned her head to the east room and said: "Last time you went to your in-laws' place, you said you wanted to fight a local leopard. Hold the cover and move thirteen moves in a row.
, I didn’t even catch a leopard’s hair, I just lost all the lambs, just what’s inside...”
Before Wang Meilan finished speaking, Zhao Youcai rushed out of the room, shocking Wang Meilan unexpectedly.
Perhaps because he had made "big" money in the past two days, Zhao Youcai confidently said to Wang Meilan: "I won't lead the sheep tomorrow. Just see if I can hunt down that tiger cub and that's it."
"Yeah, yeah." Wang Meilan nodded repeatedly and said: "As long as you don't lead my sheep, you can do whatever you like, I don't care about you."
Zhao Youcai's cheeks were bulging, and he thought that if he didn't stand up, he would have even less status in this girl's heart.
But Zhao Youcai was not carried away by his anger. He only heard him say to Wang Meilan: "I will be knocked down by that tiger cub tomorrow. When the skin is sold, you have to give it to me..."
At this point, Zhao Youcai paused for two seconds before continuing: "Fifty yuan!"
Wang Meilan was startled, then smiled and waved her hand and said: "You don't have to wait for the skin to be sold. You can get it and I will give you fifty when you get back."
"Okay!" Zhao Youcai said "ok" loudly, then turned around angrily and went back to the house.
Wang Meilan narrowed her eyes and smiled and raised her head at Zhao Jun. Zhao Jun nodded with a smile and went back to the room.
At this time, Wang Meilan was the only one left in the outer room. She was cutting potato slices and singing: "Second Sister Wang is crying in tears. A big lynx is running over from there. The lynx is chasing the chicken behind, clucking."
Giggle..."
In the east room, Zhao Youcai, who had just taken off his coat and hung it on the back of the door, heard Wang Meilan's crooked duet and knew that she was mocking him in a weird way, so he muttered angrily: "This bitch! You were waiting for me!" After saying that, Zhao Youcai suddenly felt a stronger need to urinate. He was so angry with Wang Meilan that he forgot to go to the toilet.
Thinking of this, Zhao Youcai took off his coat again, stretched out his sleeves, and walked out.
In the west room, although Zhao Jun did not dare to laugh out loud, he was already bent over with laughter. My mother was so talented that she even asked her to change the song "Second Sister Wang Misses Her Husband". The normal song she sang was "Come over from the other side...
"A big rooster".
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Tonight, Zhao Jun's family ate dry tofu stewed with potato slices and carrot slices. The three ingredients were stewed into a paste, mixed with rice, and served with soy sauce jar pickles. It was a good meal for a family of five.
After eating, Zhao Jun came out of the room and went to the next door to call out Li Baoyu. Although Li Ruhai said that they didn't need to worry about it, Zhao Jun still talked to Li Baoyu about the matter. If Li Ruhai suffered another loss, he wouldn't care.
What’s moral?
Recently, Li Baoyu and his team have a lot of work in the team. He rarely has time to communicate with Zhao Jun. Just when the two brothers had just finished eating, they went to the countryside for a walk and chatted for a while.
When they came back, Zhao Youcai and Li Dayong were across the wall, discussing how to go hunting lynx together tomorrow.
Since he became a cadre, Li Dayong has never traveled to the mountains again. At this time, he was a little excited when he was invited by Zhao Youcai, so he immediately agreed.
Zhao Youcai was also particular about it, and told Li Dayong that the lynx skins were divided equally between the two families. As for the fifty yuan given by Wang Meilan, the two brothers also shared half of it. This is not a question of more or less money, but a matter of brotherhood. To this, Li Dayong readily agreed. Since the sale of mountain goods no longer passed through their hands, Li Dayong's remaining small treasury has never received any money.
The two brothers discussed everything, and Li Dayong said to Zhao Youcai: "Brother, it's settled, we will go tomorrow morning."
"Yeah." Zhao Youcai responded. After saying this, the two of them should go back to their respective homes. But when he saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu appearing in front of the two courtyards together, Zhao Youcai suddenly stopped talking.
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Then, Zhao Youcai turned to look at Zhao Jun who came in from the courtyard door. Seeing this, Li Dayong also looked to his right.
"Dad! Uncle!" At this time, Zhao Jun was locking the door at the door, but Li Ruhai from Lao Li's family hadn't come back yet. Li Baoyu, who didn't need to lock the door, came to the two of them first. He said hello to Li Dayong and Zhao Youcai. p>
Zhao Youcai nodded, and Li Dayong asked Li Baoyu: "What did Ruhai do again?"
"Then we don't know." Li Baoyu smiled and stood behind Li Dayong. At this time, Zhao Jun, who had finished cutting the door, also came beside Zhao Youcai.
Zhao Youcai glanced at Zhao Jun, then at Li Baoyu and said, "If you two have nothing to do, just go back to the house and go to bed early."
They are such old people, who can’t understand what is going on? Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu agreed in unison and walked to each house.
Watching Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu enter the house, Zhao Youcai looked away and said to Li Dayong: "Dayong, let's leave home half an hour early tomorrow and leave home at 3:30."
"Ah?" Li Dayong was stunned for a moment and asked hurriedly: "Brother, we are leaving so early and it's not even bright yet, so we can't see."
"Let's go then!" When Zhao Youcai spoke, he glanced at his house and said, "Have you forgotten? Didn't we just let those two little calves kill our lynx last year?"
"Oh my god!" Li Dayong reacted instantly and said: "It's not good! Then brother, I listen to you!"
"Yeah!" After Zhao Youcai finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Let's go back too and go to bed early."
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Early the next morning, before three o'clock, the moon was still hanging in the sky outside, and even the rooster hadn't gotten up to crow. Zhao Youcai got up from the kang, quietly put on his clothes, and crept out of the house.
, straight at the door of Zhao Jun.
Zhao Youcai moved very slowly, pushing the door open without making a sound, quietly walked into Zhao Jun's room, took off the two Type 56 semi-automatic rifles hanging on the wall one by one, and slung them on his shoulders one after another.
Then, Zhao Youcai quietly exited Zhao Jun's room and carefully closed the door.
At this time, Zhao Jun was still sleeping soundly.
Zhao Youcai came out of the house and closed the door. The dogs in the yard poked their heads out of their dens and looked at Zhao Youcai.
Zhao Youcai ignored them and went around to the back of the house. At this time, half of the backyard was a vegetable garden, and the other half was a roe deer shed, a sheep pen, and a chicken coop.
Seeing someone coming, the poultry and livestock all turned their attention to Zhao Youcai. Seeing that he was an acquaintance, they became quiet again.
Zhao Youcai took out the flashlight from his shoulder pocket and walked to the edge of the vegetable garden with the flashlight on. After squatting down, he looked around cautiously. When the flashlight beam swept across, Zhao Youcai saw that only chickens, sheep, and roe deer were looking at him.
Then he felt relieved and reached out to dig out the soil beside his feet.
Then, Zhao Youcai stood up, took out a small roll of moss from his trouser pocket, and gently unfolded it, revealing a small ginseng seedling inside.
Zhao Youcai held the reed head and lifted up the small twister. When he placed it in the soil, he unfolded all the ginseng and laid it horizontally in the soil.
Then, Zhao Youcai grabbed some soil and covered the ginseng with two layers of thin soil before getting up and returning to the front yard.
When he arrived at the front yard, Zhao Youcai already had an extra rope in his hand. He walked to Erhei's kennel, and Erhei came out of the kennel.
After recuperating for so long, Erhei's injury has healed. He is very close to Zhao Youcai and pounces on Zhao Youcai as soon as he comes out. But Zhao Youcai hurriedly put the rope around Erhei's neck and led Erhei out of the house.
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After coming out of the courtyard gate, Zhao Youcai did not go far. After a while, Li Dayong also came out holding Dahuang.
The two brothers each carried a gun and each led a dog, walking all the way to Yong'an Middle School!