Chapter 689. The old car turns into a small windmill
If it is described according to fantasy novels, tonight is the birth of the fourth magic weapon of the Zhang family - the Badger Fork.
At this time, the fork was pinned to the badger's neck, and the badger's head was folded up.
The back teeth of this two-pronged fork press the badger's neck downward, and the upper teeth press upward against the badger's lower jaw. The badger cannot even open its mouth.
Looking at Zhang Yuanmin again, he twisted his arms and heard a bang sound. The badger's Tianling Cap was attached to his neck, and the badger's nose touched the base of his neck.
This badger died instantly.
No matter how thick-skinned or thick-skinned you are, you still deserve to die if your neck is broken, right?
"Holy shit!" Zhao Jun was shocked when he saw this, and hurriedly stepped forward to take a look at the dead badger, and then looked back at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise.
At this time, the two of them were very close. Under the flashlight, Zhang Yuanmin looked at Zhao Jun, raising the corners of his eyes and eyebrows. Although he didn't say a word, Zhao Jun understood what he meant.
Zhao Jun gave Zhang Yuanmin a thumbs up and said: "Brother, you are awesome."
"Haha." Zhang Yuanmin raised his little neck and said with a smile: "Brother, what do you think? Is your elder brother good at hiding from the badger?"
"Oops!" Zhao Jun suddenly exclaimed, which shocked Zhang Yuanmin.
But I heard Zhao Jun say: "Brother, I know why this thing of yours is called badger stew fork. With this, our family can stew badger meat every day."
Zhang Yuanmin: "..."
This time it was Zhao Jun who silenced Zhang Yuanmin.
Zhang Yuanmin didn't say anything at first, but silently went over and grabbed the back of Badger's neck, and then drove Erhei and Heilong away. After holding Badger in his hand, Zhang Yuanmin turned around and asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, have you watched "The Romance of the Gods"
》No?”
"No." Zhao Jun hugged the bitten green dragon and comforted it while saying to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, I never read villain books."
Zhang Yuanmin curled his lips and said helplessly: "I am not a stewer."
"Ah?" Zhao Jun frowned and asked in confusion: "Which stew is that?"
At this moment, hearing the sound of "ouch" in the distance, Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, you can disembowel this badger and come back as soon as you go!"
"No need!" Zhao Jun waved his hand and said, "Brother, go ahead and I'll come find you later!"
There is no other way. If someone is armed with a sharp weapon, we cannot let him do the rough work of disemboweling his body and bleeding him.
Zhang Yuanmin was not polite and took Erhei to assist Black Tiger. However, Qinglong and Black Dragon stayed with Zhao Jun.
After Zhao Jun disemboweled the badger and bled him out, he took the sack dropped by Zhang Yuanmin, put the badger inside, and wiped his dirty hands on Qinglong's body.
At this time, in the southeast direction of Zhao Jun, about 200 meters away, was Liu Mei's family's corn field.
Liu Mei's mother is a women's director, and her father is a teacher. Although there are not many literate people in Yong'an Forest District, there are not even many who can finish junior high school. But here, teachers are particularly respected. People in Yong'an Forest District believe that beating and scolding teachers is the same as beating and scolding parents. They are things only animals do.
Therefore, even more than ten or twenty years ago, no one in Yong'an Forest District had trouble with Teacher.
Just like the autumn harvest, the work in Liu Mei's fields was not done by Li Ruhai, but by Teacher Liu's students and their parents.
Their corn stalks were all cut off, and they were tied together into a bundle. They were all bundled together and stood on the sunny side.
These corn stalks had been dried in the sun a while ago when the weather was nice. Liu Mei’s mother said they should burn them and return them to the fields, but Teacher Liu said they should just leave them in the fields. When someone comes to herd the cows in the winter, the cows can still eat them.
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There is no feed these days, let alone feeding grain to the cattle. In winter, the big cowherds will drive the cattle out and let the cattle find some mugwort, tree slivers and other things to eat.
If there are corn leaves in the ground, it would be great for cattle in winter.
The cattle that pull carts are like this. Even twenty or thirty years later, when Zhao Jun was reborn, the cattle here will still live like this in winter. Those who can eat feed and bean cakes must be able to bring them to people.
Cows that come to benefit.
Teacher Liu is kind-hearted and willing to make things convenient for others. Therefore, even if his land is cleared, those corn poles are still piled in the southeast corner of his land.
And in the Liu family's two acres of open space, the black tiger was chasing a big badger at full speed.
This badger is not small in stature, but it is different from other badgers in that it is not only thin but also has no hair on its back!
This is a dirt bike.
Before hibernating, badgers will "renovate" their caves, dig out a large amount of soil, and transport it to a distant place to pile it up.
They are good at digging, but it is troublesome when the excavated soil is transported.
So, there was a dirt cart.
Some people say that dirt carts are raccoons. But raccoons live in badger holes, and they sneak in most of the time in winter when badgers are hibernating.
And the real dirt bikes are mostly the ones with the lowest status among this group of badgers.
The so-called earth cart, as the name suggests, is used to transport soil. The badger acts as an earth cart by lying flat in the cave and letting other badgers pile soil on its belly, and then another badger holds the earth in its mouth.
Use the tail of the car to pull it out of the hole.
In this way, the dirt truck had to be dragged with its back down by its companions to the place where the soil was unloaded. Then, the two badgers walked back together. After entering the hole, the dirt truck continued to lie down.
Those who pull a dirt cart can change shifts, but there is only one dirt cart. When all the soil in the hole is removed, not only is there no hair on the back of the dirt cart, but the skin on the back is worn out.<
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Scratched, scabbed, scraped again...
The life of a dirt bike is miserable.
The key is, once you are a dirt bike, you will always be a dirt bike.
As long as this badger survives, it will still be a cart next year. Even if it partners with other badgers, people will still use it as a cart.
This dirt cart is also frustrated. It has been hauling dirt since the beginning of autumn. It is finally okay now. I was looking for something to eat, but I didn't expect to meet a black tiger.
When the black tiger pounced on the badger, as the black tiger turned around quickly, a badger and a dog turned around at the same time!
The badger turned around suddenly, wanting to fight the black tiger, but when he looked back, he was confused!
Where is the dog?
The dog that bit it is gone.
Badger stood up and turned around to take a closer look. He saw a big dark guy standing not far away, about one and a half meters away from him. Its dog eyes were glowing in the darkness.
The badger didn't know why the black tiger didn't fight with him, but when he saw the black tiger retreating, he thought the black tiger was afraid of him.
This badger, if you want to break it down, is a dog badger. It is related to the "Flat-headed Brother" honey badger, and has a quite fierce personality.
At this time, it felt that it had scared the black tiger away before it even opened its mouth. It immediately became confident, turned around and rushed towards the black tiger.
When the badger approached the black tiger, it wanted to jump up and take a bite out of the black tiger, but before the badger could get up, the black tiger stretched out its good front paw and pressed the badger down.
Press down hard on the back of your head.
Badger's chin hit the ground, his whole body was shaken, and he couldn't help but feel a little confused for a moment.
The black tiger suppressed the badger with one blow, but its other front leg was injured. When this front leg pressed the badger, it became a little unsteady.
The black tiger retracted its claws and walked around behind the badger. As soon as the badger came to his senses, he felt that the pressure on his body disappeared, and he suddenly became energetic.
However, this badger, who has been bullied all year round, knows the current situation. It feels that it is no match and wants to run away immediately.
But at this moment, the black tiger came behind it and looked at the badger's hairless back with disgust. The black tiger grabbed the back of the badger's neck in one bite.
Then, the black tiger's two hind legs exerted force, and the front body suddenly lifted upward. As the black tiger stood up, its head flicked upward.
At this time, the badger's back was facing the black tiger, his neck was held by the black tiger, and his whole lower body was up like a swing.
At this time, Black Tiger let go and saw the badger in mid-air, with its butt upwards and its head downwards.
And it’s still going up and turning.
When the badger turned his head upward, he saw the moon in the sky. Today is not a full moon, but a crescent moon hanging in the sky.
Immediately afterwards, the badger, which had turned 360 degrees, was still moving upwards and turning.
At this time, it is lying on its belly in mid-air.
It's too late to say it, but it will be soon.
In the blink of an eye, Badger spun three times in mid-air. For these two seconds, Badger was completely confused.
Three laps have passed, and the badger has reached the highest point above the ground in its life.
Badger's figure paused slightly and fell directly!
Isn’t there such an experiment?
A person stretches out his hands and lets a kitten lie belly up on his hands. After suddenly taking his hands away, the kitten will land smoothly on its four paws.
This badger turned a thousand and eighty degrees in the air, and landed on all four paws. It was just shaken, and its head felt dizzy.
Its head was almost on the ground, and its small eyes were scanning around, trying to see where the big black cripple, who was even worse than its own kind, had gone.
Of course it can't be seen, and the black tiger is behind it now.
The black tiger stepped forward, bit the back of the badger's neck, and flicked it upward again.
Badger spun around and broke the ground clearance record he had just set, but soon fell to the ground again.
He was still on the ground with all four paws, because he fell so fast that Black Tiger didn't even see how this guy adjusted in mid-air.
As soon as it landed, the badger was even more stunned. It shook its head suddenly, raised its limbs and wanted to run. But the next second, the back of the neck was grabbed by the black tiger again.
Zhao Jun has been eating so well recently, and Black Tiger has eaten a lot of delicious food. Zhao Hong secretly feeds it Wang Meilan's fried pancakes. After Zhao Hong finished feeding it, Zhao Na continued to feed it secretly.
If you change it to another dog, after eating so much oil and water, it will become greedy, eat bad food, and even stop eating.
But the black tiger is different. It can eat fat meat, fried cakes, potatoes, and melons. No matter what food is given to it, except for the few days when it follows the bear's butt, the black tiger never has anything left to eat. In addition, this dog runs around all day long and has developed a muscular body. His body shape and weight are as good as those of a fat man. It can be said that he is a brute force.
When it threw the badger up for the third time, the cart reached the peak of its life.
This time it fell again, and Badger couldn't control his body. He landed sideways, causing him to bounce on the ground. When he was stable, he tried to get up but found that his legs were weak.
Black Tiger took a step forward and wanted to play again, but he heard a loud shout from the distance: "Hey!"
Zhang Yuanmin has arrived!
He held the badger fork in one hand and a flashlight in the other, running towards the black tiger with small steps.
Originally, he brought Er Hei with him, but he seemed to have discovered something halfway along the way and ran off to who knows where.
When Heihu looked at Zhang Yuanmin, the badger stood up tremblingly, but his right two legs seemed to have been damaged by the fall, and they were in excruciating pain before he even took two steps.
I can’t even walk, let alone run!
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin came closer, flashed his flashlight forward, and the badger's fork poked out, and the two teeth penetrated into the soil from both sides of the badger's neck.
As a result, the badger was directly nailed to the ground. At this time, the badger put his four paws on the ground and tried to pull his head out of the fork.
The badger's head was not much thicker than his neck. Seeing that the badger was about to pull his head out, Zhang Yuanmin pulled out the fork, struck back with his hand, and hit the badger's head with the fork head.
If it were hit with a stick, the badger could still struggle for a while, but the head of the fork is welded with steel bars, short and thick, and it is quite powerful when swinging.
With this blow, the badger's body fell to pieces on the ground and died immediately.
"Ouch! Ouch!" Seeing that Badger was dead, Black Tiger lay down on the ground, looked at Zhang Yuanmin and wagged his tail.
Zhang Yuanmin thrust the fork beside him, squatted beside the badger's body, put the flashlight on the ground, and then pulled out a knife to disembowel the badger.
Zhang Yuanmin opened his belly, inserted the tip of the knife, and pulled the skin on the belly with one hand to separate the belly from the internal organs, saving the knife from slicing the internal organs.
This is not to keep the badger's internal organs, but to avoid scratching the intestines, which will make the stomach full of feces, which will be difficult to clean up.
After the knife cut open the badger's chest, Zhang Yuanmin used the knife to cut off the trachea, took out all the badger's internal organs, and then carried it to Black Tiger and put it down.
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Black Tiger lowered his head and smelled it, then stood up and left.
Zhang Yuanmin ignored Hei Hu and carried the badger son to find Zhao Jun. But he didn't go far when he saw Zhao Jun carrying a sack and walking towards him with Qinglong, Heilong and Erhei.
"Brother!" Zhang Yuanmin lifted the badger, and Zhao Jun put the sack on his shoulder. Zhang Yuanmin went over and pulled the mouth of the sack and shined a flashlight inside, only to find three badgers inside.
Before Zhang Yuanmin could ask, Zhao Jun said: "Erhei just caught another one."
"Tsk!" Zhang Yuanmin smacked his lips and smiled at Zhao Jun: "Brother, you are just a bunch of dogs. You can make a fortune by catching badgers and selling their skins every day."
Zhao Jun smiled when he heard this and leaned down to touch Qinglong's dog head.
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At this time, Zhao Jun’s home.
Wang Meilan sent Li Dayong out of the outhouse. When Li Dayong pushed the door open, Wang Meilan said: "Dayong, stop beating the child, it's almost done."
"Yeah." Li Dayong waved his hand and said, "Sister-in-law, don't send me off. Go back to the house."
After saying that, Li Dayong left.
When Wang Meilan turned around and returned to the back room, she saw that Zhao Youcai was already picking up the table.
It was already past ten o'clock. Zhao Hong and Zhao Na were young and couldn't bear it any longer. Wang Meilan had already arranged for them to sleep in the West Room. They thought that after the two brothers' drinking party was over, they could bring them back to sleep with the two little girls.
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Seeing Wang Meilan enter the room, Zhao Youcai raised his head and smiled at Wang Meilan, hiding his panic with a smile.
"Lan Na." Zhao Youcai realized that smiling was useless, so he said to Wang Meilan: "Let me clean it up for you."
"Then you clean it up." Wang Meilan heard this and sat sideways on the edge of the kang. Then she raised her hand and pointed to the outer room and said, "I have washed all the dishes we made. Only you and Dayong didn't wash them.