Chapter 713. Zhao Jun: Dad, why are you scolding yourself?
Zhao Youcai has a special hobby, that is, when raising dogs, he likes to raise dogs with a touch of color (mà) and color (sǎ), and then sort these dogs by size.
Like the previous batch of Rhubarb dogs, there were not only Rhubarb, but also two and three yellows.
As time went on, Zhao Youcai also raised a group of flower dogs and named them Dahua, Erhua, and Sanhua.
These flowers were not a litter, but just two males and two females. Within a few years, Zhao Youcai gave birth to five litters of puppies.
The first three litters of puppies still followed their parents in the lower rows. But they were all ranked as ten flowers, and they were called eleven flowers and twelve flowers. Zhao Youcai felt that it was inconvenient to shout.
It happened that the puppies in the two litters were relatively stupid, so Zhao Youcai called them Dasha, Second Silly, Third Silly, and Fourth Silly.
He gave the puppy such a name, which aroused Wang Meilan's protest. Wang Meilan said that the elders have said that you cannot scold dogs, and scolding dogs is not good.
But Zhao Youcai didn't listen until that year when a notice was posted under the Yong'an Forest Farm, asking gunners from all walks of life to hunt a five-hundred-pound black bear king.
The black bear here at Zhao Jun's house is considered big at 400 kilograms. By the time Lao Qiu comes, the black bear that has been harvested for autumn fat can weigh only more than 400 kilograms.
Black bears that can weigh up to 500 kilograms are rare, comparable to the Bear Overlord and the Wild Boar God.
But that year, there was such a black bear king. It was doing evil in Heixiazi Ditch, hurting people and dogs from south to north.
Qin Qiang's father, Qin Dajiang, was also a very famous figure back then. To be honest, Qin Dajiang and Zhao Youcai were still brothers.
At that time, Qin Dajiang led his men and dogs to surround the Bear King, but in the end the dog was killed and the man was injured. And that battle also broke Qin Dajiang's courage, and from then on he switched to small siege.
After Qin Dajiang, several groups of besiegers went to hunt bears, but the mountains on both sides of the Heixiazi Valley were dangerous and there were many miscellaneous trees in the ditch and ponds, making it difficult for humans and dogs to walk. And black bears have a good sense of smell, so they can be hunted from a long distance.
Can smell people and dogs.
After several groups of besiegers failed, the forest farm increased the bonus and attracted some experts.
Thinking about Xu Changlin back then, not to mention being in his prime, he was not considered old. And Zhao Youcai even took a few days off at the forest farm and took Li Dayong and Wang Qiang with him.
There is also Huang Gui, who came from Lingnan to visit relatives and came to join the war with a gun and a dog.
In order to facilitate their movement, the forest farm set up a resettlement site in Lengchang near Heixiazigou. It also prepared supplies for them and sent a cook to take care of them.
And this cook was none other than Zhang Zhanshan. Zhang Zhanshan was not only responsible for cooking for people, but also had to feed the dogs every day.
Normally, when a group of gentlemen get together, they just talk and laugh. But when this group of people get together, it turns into fighting and making trouble.
It was okay during the day, as the hunters went out to look for traces of the Black Bear King. But at night, everyone returned to the shack and started bragging after drinking.
While drinking one day, Xu Changlin, the eldest, mentioned the beards on the mountain, including Widow Wang and Li Big Eyes. They were all famous men who sacrificed their lives for the nation one by one.
At that time, Xu Changlin said that his marksmanship was as good as that of a god, and he was known as the master gunner in the past. Zhang Zhanshan refuted this, saying that Xu Changlin had fired cannons. He also said that he had heard from Li Ruhai before that Xu Changlin went up the mountain and found a group of roe deer, and then beat him ten times in a row.
After the second shot, all the bullets were used up, and no roe deer was hit.
The roe deer are animals with strong nerves. When the bullets did not fall around them, the roe deer only heard the sound, but did not run away, but only looked around.
It is said that after Xu Changlin fired twelve shots, the three roe deer all looked at him thirty meters away.
Then, Zhang Zhanshan gave Xu Changlin a nickname, Explosive Gun Xu Pao!
The meaning of "exploding rod" in Dawei is similar to that of "exploding rod" in fishing. In fishing, "exploding rod" means that the fish is too big and the rod has dried up. And "exploding rod" in Dawei means to shoot bullets out of the gun rod.
It's light, and there's nothing on it.
This person likes to make noise and watch the fun when others are not talking about him.
After hearing Zhang Zhanshan give Xu Changlin such a nickname, Zhao Youcai and the others burst into laughter. Xu Changlin was so angry that he cursed and kept greeting Zhang Zhanshan's parents.
When these people had laughed enough, Huang Gui said that he was good at knife hunting, drinking the blood of countless cannon eggs with a knife, and asked these people to call him Huang Dao Wang, which means the king of knife hunting.
After getting along with each other for a few days, these people all know what kind of temper Huang Gui has. What sounds good is that he has an acidic temper and a small face. But what sounds bad is that he has a donkey temper.
Therefore, Zhang Zhanshan suggested on the spot that he might as well call you Huang Donkey!
When Huang Gui heard this, he was furious and got up and chased Zhang Zhanshan. While Zhang Zhanshan was away, Zhao Youcai said that he had heard from Li Dayong that in ancient times there was a white-horse general, and all his soldiers rode white horses. But he was surrounded by spotted dogs and four stripes.
Each dog is good at fighting. From now on, my nickname will be called Zhao Pao, the flower dog!
But at this moment, Zhang Zhanshan, who was running back from a circle, suddenly interjected: "Isn't your dog called Dasha, Ersi, Sansi, Sisi? What else do you call the flower dog Zhao Pao? I think it should be called Silly.
Dog Zhao Pao!"
Who is Zhao Youcai? He said on the spot that Zhang Zhanshan’s wife Xu Meihua had an affair with Wang Dalong’s father. Zhang Zhanshan was a bastard and should be called Zhang Bastard!
When Zhang Zhanshan nicknamed Xu Changlin and Huang Gui, they all applauded.
From then on, the nicknames of these four people were decided. But Xu Changlin was old, and the younger people in the village were reluctant to take advantage of the old man, so they still called him Xu Pao.
Huang Gui lived in Lingnan, and when he returned home, he called him Huang Lao Pei. As for Zhao Youcai, compared to the convoluted silly dog Zhao Pao, his nickname "Er Gudong" is more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
As a result, only the congratulatory message Zhang Wangba was spread. Of course, the encouragement of Zhao Youcai and his gang was indispensable.
But now, Xu Changlin is old and Zhang Zhanshan is no longer here.
Zhao Youcai and Huang Gui were left sitting at the wine table, while the former witnesses Li Dayong and Wang Qiang watched this scene with laughter.
Men, it’s okay to give each other nicknames, chat and laugh. Just have a fight and sit down and have a drink together!
This group of people drank until nearly eleven o'clock in the evening. Zhao Jun, Li Baoyu, and Jie Chen finally sent Wang Qiang, Zhang Yuanmin, and Lin Xiangshun home.
By the time I got back to the house and lay down, it was almost twelve o'clock.
Jie Chen, who got into bed, suddenly said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, I really want to move to our village."
"Ah..." Zhao Jun responded and said, "Wait until we get to your house and ask what the family means. Let's talk after that."
Zhao Jun has also been tired for a day, and now he wants to have a good sleep. As for cleaning up his ministers, he will leave it to his mother and his eldest brother.
By the way, Zhao Jun remembers that Jie Zhong’s wife is also a powerful person! And Jie Chen is the eldest son of the family, eight years younger than Jie Zhong. When his sister-in-law got married, Jie Chen was only eleven, and his sister-in-law regarded him as her own son.
Look.
And that old lady is not a fuel-efficient lamp either. It is estimated that Jie Chen will be beaten if he is not good.
Zhao Jun couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth as he thought about it, but at this moment he heard Jie Chen say: "Well... I'm not looking for a wife or a job. If I'm not looking for a wife or a job, I also want to move here.
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"What?" Zhao Jun was stunned by what he said, frowned and asked: "You move here? Then where is your home..."
What Zhao Jun wants to ask is, if you want to move here, what will happen to your relatives, friends, interpersonal relationships, and favors in your hometown?
"Ah! That's okay." Jie Chen said nonchalantly: "I've spent enough time in that village. I work in the fields all year round and fool around in my spare time. Since last year, my eldest brother has been raising money.
Buying such a car gives me something to do!"
Speaking of this, Jie Chen, who was lying down, suddenly sat up, then looked at Zhao Jun and said: "Brother Jun, our village is so nice. If I leave you here, I think my day will be interesting. Yes.
If there is a shift, I will go to work. If there is no shift, I will go up the mountain to fight. If you go to work, I will go with Brother Zhang and me."
"You... you and him?" Zhao Jun was speechless, thinking that if you two go to fight the siege, either he won't come back, or you won't come back, or neither of you will come back.
"Ah!" Jie Chen nodded and said: "We usually fight in big sieges. If nothing happens, we will set up some traps and catch our feet. We will make a lot of money in a year."
"Okay, okay!" Zhao Jun felt his head was pounding, so he stopped Jie Chen and said, "Don't tell me about this. Go home and talk to my aunt."
At this point, Zhao Jun saw what his minister wanted to say, and hurriedly pointed behind him and said: "Go to sleep quickly, don't wake me up by Brother Huang."
"Then... okay." Jie Chen lay down with some reluctance and covered himself with the quilt. Zhao Jun here suddenly remembered something and reminded himself in his heart that when he gets up tomorrow morning, he must find an opportunity to ask Zhao Youcai for money.<
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Just when he thought of this, Zhao Jun faintly heard Jie Chen's snoring next to him.
Zhao Jun: "Oh my God!"
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Early the next morning, around three o'clock, Huang Gui woke up as soon as the rooster crowed behind Zhao Jun's house.
But after the hangover, Huang Gui felt a little uncomfortable, so he lay on the kang and closed his eyes to rest.
In the east room, Zhao Youcai also woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the quilt next to him was lifted, and Wang Meilan was not on the kang.
Zhao Youcai raised his head and looked at the ground. He immediately jumped up and sat up from the kang, shouting: "What are you doing?"
At this time, Wang Meilan was taking out a wad of money from the pocket of Zhao Youcai's clothes hanging on the wall. These were the four hundred dollars that Han Daming gave to Zhao Youcai yesterday!
And Wang Meilan was holding a handful of change in her hand holding the clothes.
Wang Meilan, who was suddenly startled, turned around and said angrily: "Why are you making such a noise? You're scaring me..."
At this point, Wang Meilan felt a little guilty and quickly changed her words: "How do you deal with the child if you wake him up?"
In order to protect his personal property, Zhao Youcai got off the kang and asked, "What are you doing with my money?"
"Money..." Wang Meilan glanced at the money in her hand and smiled: "Don't you agree to give it to your son for his wedding?"
With that said, Wang Meilan was about to stuff the money into her pocket.
But Zhao Youcai pointed to her other clenched hand and asked, "Where's the change?"
"Ah?" Wang Meilan was startled, then smiled and said: "Change...I don't want any change."
After saying that, Wang Meilan stuffed the four hundred yuan into her pocket, spread out her other hand, and put the seven or eight yuan into Zhao Youcai's pocket.
"Haha..." Wang Meilan smiled at Zhao Youcai and said, "What are you doing up so early? You drank a lot last night, so you can sleep a little longer."
Zhao Youcai pinched Wang Meilan's eyes and said angrily: "I won't sleep anymore!"
"Look, you're still angry." Wang Meilan said with a smile: "Yesterday they called you stupid Zhao Pao, but you weren't even angry!"
"What?" Zhao Youcai's eyes widened when he heard this. He raised his head and slowly recalled, vaguely remembering that there seemed to be such a thing.
"This big yellow donkey!" Zhao Youcai scolded: "He talks like Li Ruhai!"
When he said this, Zhao Youcai was secretly glad that Li Ruhai didn't stay home yesterday, otherwise he would have been in big trouble!
"Hey? His dad." At this time, Wang Meilan asked Zhao Youcai, "Brother, why do you call him Huang Donkey? Does his family raise a lot of donkeys?"
"What kind of donkey are you raising?" Zhao Youcai shouted in a low voice: "He has a bad donkey nature and will urinate all day long!"
"That guy doesn't look like him!" Wang Meilan tilted her head and pondered, and said, "Look, he talks and acts very well. He said that if our son comes to his house, he will kill a donkey for our son."
"You know how to kill donkeys!" Zhao Youcai said angrily: "I think you look like a donkey... Oops!"
Before he finished speaking, Zhao Youcai's arm was pinched by Wang Meilan. Zhao Youcai didn't dare to say anything more. He put on his clothes and trousers and prepared to go out to the latrine.
At this moment, Huang Gui from the next door room went out to the latrine first. As Huang Gui got up, Zhao Jun and Jie Chen also got up.
When Zhao Jun got dressed and came out to wash his face, Zhao Youcai wandered out the door. When Zhao Jun saw him coming out, he quickly wiped his face with his hands.
At the door of the hut, Zhao Youcai and Huang Gui passed each other and said hello. When Huang Gui arrived at the door, he said something to Zhao Jun who came out of the house to chase Zhao Youcai.
When Zhao Jun chased him to the entrance of the courtyard, Zhao Youcai had already entered the hut. So Zhao Jun waited outside.
It's a coincidence that the two men always study things outside the thatched house. Previously, because of Hua Long, Zhao Youcai blackmailed Zhao Jun for money, so they were outside the thatched house. They also studied going up the mountain to carry ginseng, which was also outside the thatched house.
But today it's the other way around, it's Zhao Jun who's waiting for Zhao Youcai.
After a while, Zhao Youcai came out of the hut while tying the rope around his waist.
Seeing Zhao Jun outside, Zhao Youcai didn't say anything, but walked into the yard.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Jun stopped Zhao Youcai and said, "Dad, please wait a moment."
"What?" Zhao Youcai glanced sideways at Zhao Jun and asked, "What's going on?"
It was really hard to say this, but Zhao Jun could only bite the bullet and said to Zhao Youcai: "Did my brother-in-law give you two hundred yuan?"
"Huh?" Zhao Youcai's heart trembled, thinking that this kid is trying to steal his father's business? What the hell is this? This kid only recognizes money and doesn't recognize his father anymore?
Thinking of this, Zhao Youcai replied very dissatisfied: "Give it to me, why?"
Zhao Jun was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, if you take my money, why are you so stubborn? If it weren't for my dad, I would have hurt him. Why does this person dare to ask for any money? That's the decision of the eldest sister and mother-in-law.
Here you go, you even dare to part with this money, and even if you say it, it will make people laugh. Isn’t this a shame?
"Dad." Zhao Jun said patiently and kindly: "That money...you have to give it to me."
"Here you go!" Zhao Youcai became anxious all of a sudden, and immediately shouted: "Don't you think you're so embarrassed? How dare you ask for any money?"
