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Chapter 723. Cannon Egg: 100% useless!

 "Kill the donkey?"

When Huang Guicong came back yesterday, he started talking about killing donkeys. Even Song Lan didn't know what was going on, and the country's wealth and its people's strength were even less clear!

Zhao Jun knew, but he was not prepared to let Huang Gui kill the donkey.

So, Zhao Jun walked out of the west room. After grabbing Huang Guofu who was about to go out, Zhao Jun walked through the outhouse and came directly into the east room.

At this time, Huang Gui was sitting on the kang. He raised one leg so that the heel of his shoe was stepping on the edge of the kang. He was holding leggings with both hands and wrapping them around his ankles!

He was used to being the king and hegemon at home, and his wife and son would not dare not listen to his words. So after Huang Gui called Huang Guofu, he didn't take it to heart anymore.

Feeling that someone was coming in, Huang Gui raised his head and saw that it was Zhao Jun. He smiled and said to him: "Brother, I will ask the eldest son to find the butcher and ask him to come and kill the donkey for us tomorrow."

Speaking of this, Huang Gui glanced at Zhao Jun's legs, and then smiled and said: "Why do you just wear leggings?"

"Brother," Zhao Jun said, "I came over here to tell you that our three brothers have packed up and gone back."

"Huh?" Huang Gui was startled when he heard this, and quickly put his feet down on the edge of the kang. Then he stood up and asked Zhao Jun, "Brother, what did you say? Didn't you say we were going to siege? Why did you leave?"
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While the two were talking, Song Lan quietly came to the door of the room. Just now, Zhao Jun came from the opposite room and grabbed Huang Guofu. Song Lan guessed what Zhao Jun was going to do.

And Song Lan also knew Huang Gui's temper, and was afraid that Huang Laopi would get angry with the guests, so he hurriedly entered the room and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, why do you still want to leave?"

"Sister-in-law!" Zhao Jun replied: "If I don't leave, won't my brother find someone to kill the donkey?"

At this time, Huang Gui wanted to say something, but Song Lan pushed him away. She only heard her say to Zhao Jun: "Your brother wants to kill the donkey for you, so let's kill him."

After saying this, Song Lan pointed at Huang Gui, and then said to Zhao Jun: "He was lying on the kang yesterday and kept talking, saying that when he went to your house, your mother would prepare a table of food for him. This...

Brother, you are here and you are watching. My wife’s family only has this condition and nothing else. Your brother said he wanted to kill the donkey, so he will treat you to eat donkey meat."

These two couples are really called a husband and a wife!

Upon hearing Song Lan's words, Zhao Jun said anxiously: "Sister-in-law, you don't know, my mother is usually so arrogant."

"Brother, don't say that." Song Lan thought to herself that this little brother was too honest. In order to prevent his family from killing donkeys, he even dared to make up such a lie.

So, Song Lan smiled and shook her head, and said to Zhao Jun: "Don't fool my sister-in-law, who can eat like that every day?"

Zhao Jun: "..."

Zhao Jun couldn't explain this matter. He could only tell Huang Gui and Song Lan: "Brother, sister-in-law, I'm leaving my words here. If your donkey dies, I will leave immediately! You want to eat

, you can eat it at home."

"Are you leaving? If you leave, I will send it to you." Huang Gui wanted to speak several times but was stopped by his wife. At this time, he pinched his waist angrily, raised his chin at Zhao Jun, and raised his hand to Zhao Jun.

Zhao Jun shook his head and said: "I've finished killing the donkey, and I'll drive the car to take the meat to your home."

"Ha!" Zhao Jun sneered when he heard this and said, "You have killed your donkey, what are you going to give me?"

As soon as Zhao Jun said this, Huang Gui was stunned for a moment. Yes, if the donkey was killed, why would he drive a car to Lingxi to transport donkey meat?

At this moment, Zhao Jun turned to Huang Gui, raised his chin, and said with a smile: "What's going on? Brother, why don't you pull the cart for me?"

"What the hell..." Upon hearing Zhao Jun calling him a donkey, Huang Gui was furious, but was so swallowed that he could not speak for a while.

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin, Jiechen, Huang Guofu, and Huang Minqiang could not hold back their joy in the outer room. Song Lan quickly stopped Huang Gui and said, "You can't be angry with your brother. If your brother says you won't kill him, then don't kill him yet."

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"I..." Huang Gui seemed to want to say something else, but Song Lan pushed him in the chest.

Song Lan finished pushing Huang Gui, then pointed to the leggings thrown on the kang and said: "Hurry up and pack them up, pack them up, go up the mountain to fight, and come back and shoot the eggs, don't we also eat meat?"

Huang Gui's temper came and went quickly, but when he sat back on the edge of the kang again, he raised his head and looked at Zhao Jun, frowning and said: "Brother, I haven't noticed that you speak so hatefully before?"

Zhao Jun laughed and did not answer. Song Lan came over and said to Zhao Jun: "Don't pay attention to him, your brother has such a donkey temper."

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Five minutes later, Zhao Jun and others were all packed up. Jie Chen followed Zhao Jun's instructions and temporarily handed over the semi-automatic gun he carried to Huang Gui for use. Zhang Yuanmin also listened to Zhao Jun and did not carry his pig hook.

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After all, Jiang Weifeng said when he came just now that the cannon egg weighs six to seven hundred kilograms. Such a big pig cannot be held by a pig hook.

Because if you want to use the pig hook, the hunting dog must pin the wild boar to the ground so that it cannot move. Only then can the pig hook be used to hang the wild boar's leg.

And if you want to surround a six to seven hundred kilogram wild boar, you don't have to have twenty surrounding dogs. And these twenty surrounding dogs must all be of the same age, experienced, and capable of hunting.

Those like the raccoon bitch from Huang Gui’s family are not successful.

These days, it is not easy to gather twenty good dogs. Zhao Jun is the only one who can lead eight hard dogs in twenty years!

Therefore, Zhao Jun wanted to take advantage of the mountainous terrain here to carry out this hunt.

As Huang Gui said, the mountain peaks in this mountainous area are steep. Once the slope is steep, people's vision will be wider. If it is a gentle slope, people's eyes cannot see very far.

According to Zhao Jun's wishes, they took dogs to rush the wild boar. When the dogs chased the wild boar to the opposite side, Zhao Jun and Huang Guike, who were on the slope, used their guns to shoot at the wild boar.

This saves time and effort.

When everyone came out of the house and went to the backyard to fetch their dogs, Song Lan, Guofu, and Minqiang also followed to watch the fun.

But when everyone turned the corner of the room and arrived in the backyard, they found that almost everything was left in a row of dog food bowls.

Zhao Jun understood at a glance that his dogs were picky eaters and couldn't get used to the dog food Song Lan fed them.

These days, hunting dogs can't eat anything if they don't go up the mountain. They just eat melons and potatoes with a pinch of salt or leftover vegetable soup.

As for some people’s doubts, saying that dogs will lose hair when they absorb salt, this is how they are fed these days anyway. Otherwise, it will be sticky and tasteless, and dogs will not be able to eat it.

Huang Gui glanced at him, frowned, turned to Song Lan and asked, "How many spoonfuls can you give to a dog? Why are there all these left?"

"Brother!" Zhao Jun stepped forward quickly and interjected: "These dogs in my house are immoral. If we move to another place, they won't be able to eat."

"Is this still the case?" Huang Gui felt a little weird after hearing this, but since Zhao Jun said so, he didn't think much about it. After all, these days are not like the pet dogs of twenty years later. Those dogs eat better than people.

At this time, few companies can feed their guard dogs to greedy people.

The few people walked forward, and Huang Gui suddenly pointed at the dog food bowl in front of the black tiger's den, turned to Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, this black lame eats cleanly."

Having said this, Huang Gui chuckled, and then said to Zhang Yuanmin on the side: "Look at that basin, it's so clean, it looks like a dog licking it."

After Huang Gui finished speaking, he was slightly startled. He was pleased with himself because this basin was indeed licked by a dog.

"Haha." Zhao Jun also smiled. He pointed at the black tiger and said, "This dog is eating. You can leave it anywhere without delaying its eating."

"Ah... are you full?" Huang Gui said, and glanced at the big fat nest next to the black tiger, and then continued: "The big fat man still has some in the basin, or else

Give it to this black cripple?"

"Bore..." Huang Gui had just finished his words when he heard a crisp sound. Everyone looked at the sound and saw that the empty basin in front of the black tiger had overturned. The black tiger also used its normal front paw.

, scratched the pelvic floor twice.

The black tiger just can't talk, otherwise it would have to fight Huang Gui and his wife. This poor family only eats potato seeds with a pinch of salt. In addition, they don't even add vegetable soup.

You must know that when she is at home, Wang Meilan will add two handfuls of corn noodles to the potato seeds.

Like Zhao Hong, Zhao Na, and Li Xiaoqiao, they were obsessed with it, and the three little girls would give it a bite of their snacks. Perhaps Black Tiger is the only dog ​​on the mountain that has eaten Caozi Cake!

The key is that in the past half month, the food quality of Zhao Jun's family has improved rapidly. People eat meat every day, but dogs can still drink broth no matter how bad they are?

So, Big Fatty and the others all have leftover food. It’s just that Black Tiger has lived a hard life, and he has never had any leftover food.

Zhang Yuanmin and Jiechen helped Zhao Jun, and Huang Gui got the dogs into the car. Today, Huang Gui had to sit in the passenger seat and guide Jiechen the way. Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin were looking after the two families in the trunk.

Hound.

Soon, the car drove out of Qiaotou Village and headed straight to the foot of Namo Mill Mountain.

This mountain is not designated as a forest area. Without a forest farm, no one will build roads. Jiechen only drove for more than ten minutes and could not go any further.

Just like that, the four of them got out of the car with their dogs and walked slowly forward. At the same time, they were also waiting for Jiang Weifeng to bring his two newly bought dogs to join them.

After walking for about 20 minutes, Zhao Jun felt something strange about Dahuang beside him. When he looked back, he saw a dog trotting towards him.

"Brother." Zhao Jun called Huang Gui and said, "Brother Jiang seems to have brought the dog over."

Sure enough, Jiang Weifeng joined the team with two dogs. The dogs in Zhao Jun's family don't fight, but the dogs in Lingnan are close to people as well as dogs. The long-haired dog and the wolf dog are very close.

Smoothly integrated into the dog gang of Zhao and Huang.

After the dogs reunited, the group was led by Jiang Weifeng and headed straight to the place where Xue Jinyi "went to heaven" yesterday.

When they arrived at the place Li Fengxia said, they first saw several bundles of Acanthopanax poles that Li Fengxia had thrown down the slope. At this moment, Black Tiger had already arrived on the slope.

Yesterday, a wild boar attacked here, and the area within ten meters was a mess.

But on the snow, Black Tiger and Big Fatty recognized the wild boar's hoof scab prints almost simultaneously.

Big Fatty kept walking forward along the hoof prints, while Black Tiger raised his head, sniffed, and then jumped out.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..." Along with a burst of weird dog barking, Black Tiger limped out and ran out. Other dogs heard the sound and came out one after another.

Not only Zhao Jun's dogs, but also Huang Gui's three civet dogs and the two dogs that just joined today were attracted by the black tiger's unique cry and chased the black tiger through the snow!

"Ouch!" Huang Gui couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he saw this. He said to Zhao Jun in surprise: "Brother, you big black lame guy is so easy to use!"

"Yeah!" Before Zhao Jun could speak, Jiang Weifeng on the side answered: "I think it's really cool, the dog's nose twitched and he went out!"

"The fragrant head is so good!" Huang Gui couldn't help but praise him repeatedly, saying: "You are still a running mad, brother, you are a lame dog, but if your legs and feet are fine, you are awesome!"

"It's okay, it's okay." Zhao Jun said modestly and said with a smile: "The cannon's eggs were knocked out yesterday, so it definitely didn't go very far."

Zhao Jun's guess was indeed correct. After the cannon egg rushed down the slope yesterday, it couldn't walk under the ditch and pond. In the previous collision, its two hind legs were stretched out again.

So, the cannon egg lay down under the ditch and pond for a while. At about three o'clock in the afternoon, it finally came to the top of the mountain to feed.

At about five o'clock, the cannon egg smelled the scent of the same female wild boar again, and the scent was getting closer and closer, and it should be around this mountain farm.

At that time, I still felt uncomfortable, so I didn't join the group. Instead, I went to the sunny slope and lay down under the roots of a big red pine tree.

After sleeping until this morning, Paozao woke up and was not in a hurry to get up. However, when it raised its nose and smelled it, it only smelled the scent of a female wild boar, floating down in the wind from the top of the mountain.

It's almost time for the wild boar to make a circle, and the female wild boar is willing to blast her eggs to join her.

And now, the female wild boar is waiting to take the initiative to shoot eggs!

However, at this time, although the cannon egg felt that its parts had recovered, it was hesitant between making a nest and not making a nest.

Let's make a nest. It's not time yet, so this egg-shooting egg wants to be lazy for a while. But it doesn't want to make a nest, and it's afraid that the female wild boar will run away.

After hesitating, Cannon Egg decided not to make a nest. As for the female wild boar, isn't there a saying? If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come.

There aren't many other things in the mountains these days, but there are a lot of sow wild boars.

But right now!

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

The sound of the dog's barking was carried by the wind to Paozaozi's ears. The sound made Paozaozi tremble, his head twitched, and he immediately started to burrow!

Black tigers are much easier to use than female wild boars!

After slapping its ears, Paozao clearly heard that the dog barking was coming from below, so it jumped up and ran upwards.

The seven hunting dogs, led by the black tiger, soon caught up with the wild boar.

After that, there are the long-haired dog and the wolfdog Chuan'er. After that, there are the three civet dogs of Huang Gui's family.

When the wild boar came to the hunchback, two dogs, one black and one white, appeared on its side. The two dogs, black and white, tried to stop the wild boar.

The wild boar is not afraid of them, but the wild boar is afraid of the black tiger that roars. This black guy didn't eat well this morning, and now he only wants to eat pork.

But what neither the dog nor the pig expected was that not far up the camel's waist, there was a group of wild boars.

This group of wild boars is led by an old sow, which has four little yellow cubs and has not yet made its nest.

This female wild boar wanted to find a stepfather for her ex-wife's children yesterday. Now the stepfather is here, but this stepfather also brought a group of murderers!

The pigs roared and the dogs barked, instantly startling the nest of wild boars. After the female wild boar barked twice, she ran away first.

In terms of speed, this family is faster than the cannon egg. If they run normally, they can all run out.

But at this moment, a little yellow-haired boy jumped in front of the cannon egg in panic.

There was only a muffled sound, and Xiao Huangmaozi was knocked six or seven meters away, fell heavily to the ground, and stopped moving at that time!

Even though Xiao Huangmaozi is small, its collision was not light. When the two pigs collided, Xiao Huangmaozi flew away, and the cannonball's figure stopped abruptly and plunged to the ground.

Just when it kicked off its legs and tried to get up, the Zhao family's dog gang, except for the black tiger, swarmed up to the wild boar and began to bite it.

In such a critical situation, Cannon Egg remembers to be on guard against the black tiger that bites its eggs. It kicks its legs hastily, trying to stand up.

But what Cannon Egg didn’t expect was that Black Tiger couldn’t take out his gun yesterday, so he took out his egg!

At this moment, the black tiger looked at the pig gun, and the dog's eyes lit up. It poked its head under the belly of the cannon egg, opened its mouth and bit it!

The pig was big and the gun was long, so the black tiger couldn't swallow it in one bite. But when he shut up, the dog's teeth were biting in the middle of the pig gun.

In an instant, the pig's entire body trembled as he shook his head to get rid of the white dragon. The four pig legs straightened and the two pig eyes changed from round to long.

"Ouch..." A heart-rending scream pierced the sky, causing countless birds to spread their wings in the mountains and forests!


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