Chapter 770. Zhao Youcai: Can you not mention the sheep?
"Seventy thousand!" Shao Yunjin took out a card from his knee socket with one hand and threw it among the large deerskins. There was a person drawn in the middle of the card, standing on one leg and using both arms. He was the seventh in Liangshan.
The hero thunders and fires Qin and Ming.
"Hey!" As soon as the cards were placed on the table, the old lady sitting next to Shao Yunjin shouted. Shao Yunjin looked aside and heard the old lady say: "Why are you playing this crap? You can play more than 80,000 yuan."
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"What do you care about me playing?" Shao Yunjin said angrily: "If you can eat, you can eat. If you can't, just grab the cards quickly."
The old lady was scolded and didn't answer a word. She stretched out her hand to touch the card and played a piece of Erbing. Then Shao Tianpeng played a card with a picture of Li Kui and fifty thousand.
When he arrived at Zhao Jun's place, he just got the old lady's secret code and beat Zhang Erwan directly.
"Yes!" When she saw the 20,000 yuan, the old lady narrowed her eyes. She took out two 20,000 yuan from her hand and put them on the table. Then she picked up Zhao Jun's 20,000 yuan and shouted softly: "Report."
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Soon after two rounds, when it was the old lady's turn to draw the cards, she touched a flip card and looked at it. She laughed loudly, turned the card over and drew it on the deerskin, and said: "Nah, touch it yourself, hahaha
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Shao Yunjin: "..."
Shao Tianpeng glanced at the cards in the old lady's hand. The old lady had five cards and eight cards, and the one she just drew was eight cards.
"Auntie, you are very good at playing cards." Shao Tianpeng praised.
"Hahaha..." The old lady laughed. A small part of the reason for her laughter was that she won, but the vast majority of the reason was that it felt so good to be out of a thousand!
With the help of Zhao Jun, the old lady won seven out of ten cards, and she was so happy that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear.
Next, the more they fight, the more brave they become. Shao Yunjin and Shao Tianpeng lose in a daze. Sometimes the cards are pretty good. If you want to win, you will win big, but rarely can you beat the old lady.
In less than an hour, Shao Yunjin lost nearly ten yuan. After another loss, the old man gave up. He threw away his cards and said, "No, I can't sit here!"
"What's going on?" The old lady glanced at him and said with a smile: "Don't lose, you won't be happy and can't afford to play?"
"It's not right for me to sit here." Shao Yunjin pressed the kang table with one hand and said, "I want to change places!"
After saying this, Shao Yunjin said to Zhao Jun: "Boy, let's switch! Come to me!"
"You old bastard!" The old lady laughed when she saw this: "If you can't play well, then just cheat!"
If Shao Yunjin and Zhao Jun change places, Shao Yunjin will sit in Shao Tianpeng's next home.
As for Northeast Mahjong, in the small tiles, you can only eat what is played at home. In this case, Shao Tianpeng can feed Shao Yunjin tiles.
Facing the old man's request, Zhao Jun did not hesitate at all and happily changed places with Shao Yunjin.
After his son moved to his home, Shao Yunjin rolled his eyes at the old lady and said, "Who is cheating?"
As he spoke, he gestured toward Zhao Jun and said, "I'll sit on the east side and rush forward!"
"Oh my God!" As soon as Shao Yunjin finished speaking, the old lady said: "It will take you twenty years to say this, and your hands and claws will be chopped off!"
"Go to the other side!" Shao Yunjin raised his head and shouted at the old lady, then called to Shao Tianpeng: "Shuffle the cards!"
The card game started again. Although Shao Yunjin and Zhao Jun changed places, the old lady was still in charge.
After two rounds of cards, when Shao Yunjin played a 30,000 card, the old lady suddenly paused and asked: "Thirty thousand?"
"Ah?" Zhao Jun paused while touching the cards and asked: "Song Nai, are you doing it?"
The cross that Zhao Jun said means the cross card, which is the same as the "pair" the old lady said before. For example, if she has two 30,000 yuan cards in her hand, she can touch the one played by Shao Yun Kingang.
The old lady didn't look at Zhao Jun, she just looked at the pile of cards and shook her head, saying: "I won't touch it anymore."
While the two were talking, the Shao father and son looked at the two people, but saw that Zhao Jun and the old lady did not make any gestures or make eye contact.
But in the next second, Zhao Jun touched a card, inserted it into his hand, and then played a seven.
Then I heard the old lady happily say: "Eat!"
While Zhao Jun and the old lady were not paying attention, the Shao family father and son looked at each other, and they didn't know how they conveyed the news. Then Shao Tianpeng touched a card, played one and said: "Eighty thousand!"
"Fork it!" Shao Yunjin said happily: "Repay!"
The old lady glanced sideways at Shao Yunjin and muttered: "He took away those 80,000 yuan."
As soon as the old lady said this, it was Zhao Jun's turn to play a card worth 20,000 yuan. The old lady said happily: "Nah, hahaha..."
Shao Yunjin: "..."
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In the next hand, the old lady touched a card, threw it on the table in annoyance, and said: "This card is for you, the top one is coming, am I wrong?"
When Zhao Jun saw that it was a card of four cakes, when it was his turn to play, he directly played a card of six cakes. The old lady from the next house said happily: "Nah! Hahaha..."
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Another time, when Zhao Jun was drawing cards, the old lady leaned toward Zhao Jun and said, "My child, are there three of a kind? Feed me one."
"You can't speak!" Shao Yunjin shouted sternly!
Zhao Jun smiled faintly and typed out seven strips on a card, but the old lady's eyes lit up and she said happily: "Have it, if you don't have three strips, seven strips will do!"
Seeing this, Shao Yunjin muttered: "On this day, I can't even eat or drink."
The person who was replaced, Mr. Shao, went to Shao Tianpeng’s next home. But he also changed Zhao Jun to the old lady’s previous home. Originally, the old lady could only let Zhao Jun give him a “couple”, but now it’s better, he can even eat with a fork.
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As a result, Shao Yunjin and Shao Tianpeng couldn't stand it anymore. After three cards, they were stunned!
There are some tricks between the two of them, but they usually only make eye contact, and at most, there is a small movement, so you have to be wary of others.
But Zhao Jun and the old lady are all communicating through words, and they are openly attacking you. Who can withstand this?
When the old lady touched herself again, she looked up to the sky and laughed. Song Changhai on the side laughed and said: "My mother didn't smoke today, she just came here to have fun."
"Zhiqiang!" At this time, Shao Yunjin looked up at Shao Zhiqiang and said, "Light a cigarette for me."
Upon hearing this, Shao Zhiqiang took out a cigarette from his pocket and said to Song Changhai with a smile: "My father usually doesn't smoke before reading the cards."
Isn't that right? The old man only has one hand, so he can't touch or play cards well, so how can he still have time to smoke?
Fortunately, now that Shao Tianpeng was sitting next to him, Shao Tianpeng took a cigarette, took a puff for himself and gave it to his father.
"Oh my god!" The old lady said happily while grabbing the cards: "Win one more and I'll be back after losing the two hundred horses yesterday! Hahaha..."
"Auntie!" At this time, Huang Gui said from behind the old lady: "If you want to be wrong with your cards, you are really wrong!"
As soon as Huang Gui said this, Shao Yunjin and Shao Tianpeng were all startled. The smile on the old lady's face faded and she whispered: "It's not a good idea!"
This hand is really not easy to play. The old lady asked for the cards several times, but Zhao Jun didn’t have any.
The old lady who was going back and forth became a little anxious. When she touched the eighty thousand, the old lady's heart moved and she threw the eighty thousand into the pile of cards and said: "What a crap! Eighty thousand!"
"Eat." Shao Tianpeng, who was sitting next to the old lady, was eating 80,000 to 30,000 yuan. At this time, Shao Yunjin raised his hand and rubbed his nose with his index finger, but Shao Tianpeng was indifferent.
Shao Tianpeng knew that his father wanted 20,000, but just like Zhao Jun just now, he didn't have 20,000, so how could he provide for his father?
But he didn’t, Zhao Jun did!
At this time, Zhao Jun not only had 20,000 in his hand, he also had three 20,000 in his hand. In order to assist the old lady, he never moved these three 20,000.
Zhao Jun didn’t have the cards the old lady asked for just now. At this time, the old lady gave the signal. When it was Zhao Jun’s turn, he played a 20,000 card without hesitation!
"Twenty thousand!" After Zhao Jun finished fighting, he turned his eyes to the side, but he was surprised to find that the old lady was slightly stunned, and Shao Yunjin over there exclaimed and laughed: "Huh! Hahaha...
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"Huh?" Zhao Jun was stunned for a moment!
The old lady was the one who killed him first. Zhao Jun hit him with 20,000 yuan. Even if the old lady and Shao Yunjin both killed 20,000 yuan at the same time, it was the old lady who did it first!
"Song Nai!" Zhao Jun called the old lady in a low voice, but saw the old lady looking at him with an embarrassed face, and said bitterly: "My child, I was confused just now, I am Ka Er Tiao."
Zhao Jun: "..."
"Hahaha..." Shao Yunjin, who was opposite the old lady, laughed loudly, threw the cards on the table, slapped Shao Tianpeng on the shoulder, and said: "I don't care if you want 20,000, but you won't hit me!" p>
"I don't have one, why should I play?" Shao Tianpeng responded with a smile, and then remembered something. He leaned forward, reached across the Kang table and pulled the cards in Zhao Jun's hand, and couldn't help but laugh: "
It’s all in this kid’s hands, and he still has two to twenty thousand!”
"Hahaha..." Zhang Yuanmin, Jie Chen, Huang Gui, Song Changhai, and Song Gang, who knew that Zhao Jun and the old lady were cooperating, burst into tears.
Of course, everyone else saw it at this time, and they were all out of breath with joy.
Zhao Junqiang suppressed his joy, gently stroked the back of the old lady who was slapping her hind legs, and said: "Song Nai, it's okay, don't take it personally."
"Oh, Mom!" After hearing what Zhao Jun said, Song Changhai also reacted and quickly stepped forward to comfort him: "Mom, it's okay, it's just a play."
"Nothing's wrong!" The old lady tugged on the big pipe and twisted around and said: "Go home! No more fun!"
"Something else, something else!" Shao Yunjin quickly stopped when he heard this: "Why are you angry? Don't you lose normally?"
"Go to the other side!" the old lady said angrily: "Can it be the same?"
"Song Nai, Song Nai." Zhao Jun also advised: "Don't be angry, we won't play with this old man tomorrow, let's switch to two people, and I will accompany you to defeat them."
As soon as Zhao Jun said this, the old lady's eyes lit up and her face softened slightly.
"Boy." Shao Yunjin was still happy. While he was having fun, he said to Zhao Jun: "Don't say it, your move is very powerful. It will give us two a lot of pain."
After saying that, Shao Yunjin raised his hand and pointed at the old lady and said: "If this little old lady is stupid, how much will I lose!"
"You still said that!" The old lady was already relieved. When she heard Shao Yunjin's words, she raised the pipe in her hand and said, "Look, I'm going to dig you."
Song Changhai stopped his mother with a smile, and everyone in the room laughed again.
When Shao Yunjin saw the old lady huffing angrily, he slapped the kang table with one palm, then raised his hand and shouted: "You can't even laugh!"
Just five words, and when he said the last two words, Shao Yunjin laughed out loud again. The whole room laughed even louder during the whole time.
At this time, the old lady was also happy.
Everyone was having fun for a while, then Shao Tianpeng called to Lin Yueying and said, "My dear daughter, please order more dishes later."
Then, Shao Tianpeng looked up at Song Changhai and Huang Gui, and then moved his eyes from Zhang Yuanmin, Jie Chen and others, and said: "You won't even walk at noon, you will leave them at our house to eat!"
"Don't eat!" the old lady said angrily: "Go home! Angry!"
Immediately afterwards, the old lady pulled down the small cards on the table and said: "I will do this once and let you know. How can I beat you from now on?"
The Shao family father and son laughed, but Zhao Jun had an idea and said to the old lady: "Song Nai, you have to win against the old lady? It would be great if you two work together to beat others!"
"Huh?" The old lady was startled when she heard this, and turned to Shao Yunjin. When the two old people looked at each other, they nodded in unison.
"That's right!" Song Changhai slipped aside and said, "Mom, if you fight Uncle Shao and me like this, who from our eight villages and two villages in the north and south can beat you?"
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"I think back then, I thought that all the villages in our area were like this!"
Deep in the mountains and old forests, Zhao Youcai, Wang Dalong, Qin Bei, and Li Mingxiang were sitting together smoking. At this time, the little bear was held in Zhao Youcai's arms, while other dogs were scattered around.
Zhao Youcai held a cigarette in one hand and gave a thumbs up to his face with the other hand.
"That's right!" Wang Dalong echoed from the side: "The big claw on our forest farm that year was shot by my fifth uncle and the others!"
That night, four people participated in the battle, and Zhou Chengguo killed the tiger with two shots. But Zhou Chengguo did not say anything about this, and to this day, no one in the ten villages knows who killed the tiger.
"Ah?" When Qin Bei heard this, he stared in surprise and asked, "Uncle Zhao, have you ever beaten a tiger?"
"Ah." Zhao Youcai responded vaguely: "The four of us fought."
"The tiger father has no dog sons!" Li Mingxiang couldn't help but admired and said to Zhao Youcai: "My brother caught a tiger before spring and sent it to the zoo. Uncle, you four have even beaten tigers. Your family is not ordinary people."
Na!"
"Huh?" After hearing what he said, Zhao Youcai's hand holding the cigarette paused. He didn't know why. Li Mingxiang obviously said good things, but Zhao Youcai felt awkward hearing it!
"There's more!" Qin Beidao: "My brother Zhao Jun, when I came here a while ago, he even made a big bear of 12,300 kilograms! Damn it, that guy, our hunter team has been working for many years, and he still has no
Get rid of that bear bully!"
"It's not good!" Li Mingxiang gestured with his hands: "I heard that the bear's bile is so long!"
"Yeah!" Qin Bei nodded heavily, and then asked Zhao Youcai, "Uncle Zhao, how big is the biggest blind bear you can fight?"
Zhao Youcai: "..."
"Hey! There's more!" At this time, Li Mingxiang remembered something and said: "When I was working in the brigade, I heard from Tao Fei that my brother Zhao Jun also fought against local leopards?"
"Yeah!" Wang Dalong continued: "The dogs my brother raised were torn apart by the leopard. How awesome you said!"
"Oh!" After hearing Wang Dalong's words, Qin Bei slapped his thigh and screamed, and then said: "I knew I would have asked you to come here!"
Speaking of this, Qin Bei said to Zhao Youcai: "Uncle, we had a local leopard here before!"
As he spoke, Qin Bei gestured with his hands and said, "You think that leopard is so wicked? It doesn't eat anything else. It specializes in catching sheep!"
Zhao Youcai: "..."
Zhao, who was always the leader in eight villages in the past, was now angry in his heart, but it didn't show on his face at all.
I saw Zhao Youcai holding a cigarette in his mouth, lifting the little bear up with both hands, and then he stood up directly, took the cigarette butt and threw it to his feet, then stepped on the snow with his feet to completely extinguish it, and then waved his hand upwards and said:
"Let's go!"
"Ah?" Wang Dalong, Qin Bei, and Li Mingxiang were all stunned, and almost shouted in unison: "Aren't you going to rest for a while?"