Zhao Jun, Zhang Yuanmin, and Jie Chen worked on the mountain for nearly two hours, and finally captured him according to Zhao Jun's instructions.
Zhao Jun checked back and forth again before he and the two of them took their things and went down the mountain.
"Brother!" When he waited in front of the car, Zhang Yuanmin threw the sack, empty bucket and big ax onto the trunk of the car, and then asked Zhao Jun, "Are we going back now?"
"Then what else are you going to do?" Zhao Jun looked at Zhang Yuanmin and asked him.
"Where should we go for a stroll? A stroll?" Zhang Yuanmin looked around, then leaned in front of Zhao Jun and said: "In the morning, before dinner, I chatted with your sister-in-law and your eldest niece, saying that we will roast roe deer tomorrow.
.If you ask me, if we don’t take off our whole roe deer, we’ll cut it off from the waist and thread it on skewers. After that, we’ll put the rest on the rack and grill it.”
"Ah..." Zhao Jun understood as soon as he heard it. What Zhang Yuanmin was talking about was nothing more than a way of eating roasted whole lamb. Moreover, this must have been "secretly taught" to him by his father, Zhang Datou.
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin gestured and said: "Brother, if you say yes, I will be a prop when I go back today. I will give the roe deer its head and hooves, four legs, and open its ribs."
After finishing the two ends of the pole, I asked Kabala to put one on the fire. On one end, I will shape it into the shape of a well windlass. Let's put this end and turn the other one, turning it back and forth to bake.
, it’s so fragrant when it’s sizzling and oily!”
"Huh?" Zhao Jun smiled and said to Jie Chen after hearing this: "Don't say anything, I'm really a little greedy after listening to our elder brother."
"Haha." Jie Chen laughed dryly, thinking that if you are so mean, my mother won't take you away tomorrow!
"Huh?" Zhao Jun suddenly thought about something and asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, we are just roasting roe deer. Why are you still wandering around?"
Zhang Yuanmin smiled when he heard this and said: "Isn't that right? After I said this, your eldest niece said that she listened to their teacher and put a big paste on the chicken, then put it on the fire and burned it.
Once the mud shell is smashed on the outside, the chicken inside becomes very fragrant."
"Is there such a thing to eat?" Jie Chen asked in surprise. Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Brother, what do you think this is called?"
Zhao Jun smiled and said nothing, but Jie Chen shook his head. Zhang Yuanmin said: "Ling Dang and the other teachers said this is a beggar's chicken. They used to eat beggars like this."
"You can pull him down!" As soon as Zhang Yuanmin finished speaking, Jie Chen waved his hand with a smile and said, "Brother, look at who is begging for money and can roast chicken."
Zhang Yuanmin was startled, and then he laughed in unison with Zhao Jun.
After laughing, Zhang Yuanmin continued: "We're not talking about begging for rice. Let's talk about how to eat it. I think it's okay. The chicken is wrapped in mud and thrown into the fire to roast. The meat inside is not burnt at all.
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As he spoke, Zhang Yuanmin looked around and said, "But I wonder how many chickens we can eat if there are so many people in our family? Where can the three of us get some half-and-half chickens?"
"Brother, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Zhao Jun frowned and said, "You had to tell me earlier, should I ask someone to borrow a No. 16 tree? You just said it now, this semi-automatic can't beat the sand-and-half chicken!"
A semi-automatic gun shoots 7.62mm bullets. Once shot, the chicken will be shot to pieces.
Therefore, if you want to hunt small animals such as sand roosters or gray-skinned animals, you must use a No. 16 shotgun. And the bullet shell can only be filled with gun sand.
"Brother, what number 16 did you borrow?" Zhang Yuanmin said, "I have it here!"
"You can pull him down." Zhao Jun hurriedly held Zhang Yuanmin's hand that was about to pick up the gun and said, "Brother, please stop taking it, your gun is not easy to use."
"What?" Zhang Yuanmin's eyes widened when he heard this. He shook his shoulder and grabbed the gun.
Zhang Yuanmin held the gun in front of him with both hands and asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, my gun is not easy to use?"
After Zhang Yuanmin asked, he saw Zhao Jun nodding and said loudly: "Didn't you poke me in the face last time?"
"Oh..." Zhao Jun glanced at Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Brother, you were so young last time, did I change the spring for you?"
Zhang Yuanmin glanced at the gun in his palm, then raised his head and stared at Zhao Jun, asking: "Yeah, what happened after replacing the spring? Is it still not working?"
"Haha, alas!" Zhao Jun said with a smile: "My big brother, you don't even know what's wrong with your gun, so why are you trying to encircle it?"
"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was speechless by what Zhao Jun said. He smiled and said: "I usually go up the mountain with you, so there is no need for me to shoot!"
At this time, Jie Chen took the gun from Zhang Yuanmin's hand, picked it up and took a look in the distance.
Then, Jie Chen put away his gun and looked at Zhao Jun curiously, saying, "Brother Jun, what's wrong with this gun?"
"Can you tell by just looking at it?" Zhao Jun raised his hand and pointed his index finger towards the gun star, saying: "Grab this gun."
"Ah?" Zhang Yuanmin was shocked when he heard this. He snatched the gun from Jie Chen's hand and took a look at the top of a tree in the distance.
"Hey!" Zhao Jun felt something was wrong and quickly stopped Zhang Yuanmin and said: "Brother, don't shoot. If you shoot again, you will scare the roe deer nearby. We will be busy all day long."
Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhang Yuanmin put down his gun, turned to look at Zhao Jun and asked, "Brother, how much is this gun for?"
"I didn't have a game that day." Zhao Jun said: "Anyway, if you hit an object 20 meters away, it would have to grab such a big piece."
At the end of the sentence, Zhao Jun used his right thumb and index finger to mark a distance of about two or three centimeters.
"Is there such a big difference?" Zhang Yuanmin glanced at him in surprise, and then said: "I said, why can't I hit anything? It took me a long time to use the gun!"
Speaking of this, Zhang Yuanmin asked Zhao Jun again: "Brother, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Oh!" Zhao Jun seemed to be sighing, but he said with a smile: "My sister-in-law won't let me do it for you. She says that a lame donkey is worthy of being shaved. If you can't do it, you can't do it. If you have to do it, you can't say it."
What's the matter?"
"Hahaha..." Hearing Zhao Jun's words, Jie Chen burst into laughter, but Zhang Yuanmin cursed: "This prodigal bitch! I said I can't fight anything. If it weren't for her, I would be
Didn’t you already hit the blind man?"
This chapter is not finished yet. Please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Okay, okay!" As soon as Zhang Yuanmin said that he was going too far, Zhao Jun quickly stopped him and said: "Brother, please pull him down quickly and beat him up."
Blind man? How many times did you stab the blind man yourself, and when we went up the mountain together, when did you hand over the gun to the blind man before you beat him?"
"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was stopped by Zhao Jun again.
Indeed, over the past year, Zhang Yuanmin had stabbed, chopped with an ax, and smashed with a chain saw, and fought against black bears several times, but he had never fired at a bear.
Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin didn't say anything, Zhao Jun said again: "Brother, it was just that time when that big black blind man came down the slope with a huff. I was wondering if you could grab a gun and shoot him. Who would have thought that you would just let her sit down on her butt?
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"Hahaha..." Jie Chen on the side laughed like a pig, but Zhang Yuanmin puffed up his cheeks and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, please be careful and give me this gun. I will take it out."
I don’t believe that anymore!”
"Believe it or not?" Zhao Jun saw Zhang Yuanmin wanted to attack him and said hurriedly: "We have a semi-automatic in our hands now, what are you doing with it?"
Hearing Zhao Jun's words, Zhang Yuanmin felt that it made sense. In this mountain forest, in addition to machine guns and mortars, the Type 56 semi-automatic is the top equipment. Isn't it much better than the No. 16 gun? If you encounter a black bear one day, you can give it to yourself.
It's a shuttle!
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanmin turned to Jie Chen and said: "Little brother, when we go up the mountain tomorrow, don't carry this semi-automatic machine on your back. Let your elder brother carry it on your back."
"Hahaha!" Jie Chen said with a smile when he heard this: "Brother, you are so smart that you don't chase me away. Last time you even boasted to me, saying that you were a coward."
Jie Chen's words made both Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin laugh. Zhang Yuanmin smiled and slapped Jie Chen on the shoulder, and then suddenly said: "Hey? What are we talking about? Why are you here?"
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Zhao Jun chuckled and said, "I've been asking my eldest niece to eat beggar's chicken. After that, do you want to eat half-and-half chicken?"
"Yes, yes." Zhang Yuanmin said: "Brother, you have to pack the gun. I'll go back and fill in two sands."
"Brother, please stop feeding me that." Zhao Jun said, "Tomorrow we will come out from home in the morning, and when we get here we will pick up roe deer. When we are done, we have to go home immediately, and we don't have time to catch sand-and-half chickens."
"That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin was right. The roe deer would not die after being stepped on, but they had to be tied up as soon as possible and transported home.
But at this time, Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, you should get up early tomorrow and make a few little foot muffs nestle in that small wire."
"Small foot muff?" Zhang Yuanmin was startled, then clicked his eyes and asked, "How about a pheasant, brother? The meat of that thing is too thick, not as delicious as the half-and-half chicken."
"Don't make it so big. The nest is small." Zhao Jun said, "Just think you can trap the Shaban Chicken."
"What?" Zhang Yuanmin frowned, looked at Zhao Jun suspiciously, and said, "Brother, pheasants are not easy to trap, let alone sand-and-half chickens?"
As he spoke, Zhang Yuanmin gestured towards the mountain with his fingers and said: "How many traps do you have to do on such a big mountain? Besides, I've never heard that you can trap a sand-and-half chicken?"
Zhang Yuanmin had never fought in a big siege before he, Minister Li, and Li Erchen killed Heixiazicang. But he had "a family background" and was very good at poking out small things.
For example, if you want to catch badgers, fish, or catch toads, you just can't get potassium aluminum cyanate. Otherwise, Zhang Yuanmin can use it to treat deer or pheasants.
All things have animism.
In other words, even mountain animals are not stupid.
Let’s just talk about pheasants. If you want to treat pheasants, if you are in a soybean field, you have to use soybeans to make medicinal beans. If you are in a bean field, you have to use kidney beans to make medicinal beans.
Otherwise, if you put kidney beans in the soybean field, the pheasant will not eat it no matter how hungry it is.
It is difficult to trap such a smart pheasant. Sometimes it is possible to trap it in a circle, but if the pheasant does not move from here, it will be a waste of effort.
Compared with pheasants, sand chickens are relatively more dexterous.
This thing won't eat any beans or rice that's been mixed with it. Over the years, people have hunted Shaban chickens with guns. They've just waited for the heavy snow to clear up, and when the Shaban chickens were dazed, they came up the mountain with a copy net.
catch.
What Zhao Jun said about using traps is unheard of and unseen.
"You don't need to adjust too much." Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "In groups of five, brother, can you sleep in groups of ten?"
Others may not understand, but Zhang Yuanmin, Jie Chen, and Li Baoyu know Zhao Jun's abilities very well.
It's just a matter of improving the trap. In the past, Zhao Jun had ensnared Huang Yezi and trapped a fierce tiger. These are the only abilities of the siege team.
Therefore, let alone setting up a sand-and-half chicken, even if Zhao Jun said he wanted to use big claws, Zhang Yuanmin would have to work overnight to make the set!
"Let's go!" At this time, Zhao Jun waved to Zhang and Jie and said, "Let's go home."
Zhao Jun wanted to go back, mainly because he wanted to wait until he got home and take time to see Ma Ling. He had been away from Lingnan for half a month and had eaten and drank since he came back yesterday. He had to go and see his partner.
"Let's go!" Zhang Yuanmin followed Zhao Jun to the passenger seat. When he stopped outside the passenger seat, Jie Chen happened to pass by him.
At this moment, Zhang Yuanmin suddenly said to Jie Chen: "Brother, yesterday you said you wanted to go home. Now you have to leave with my aunt early in the morning. Are you all home now?"
Zhang Yuanmin said this just for free, and his words had no purpose.
But after listening to these two words, Jie Chen paused and remembered something.
When we arrived yesterday, Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin were in the trunk, while he and Sun were in the carriage.
At that time, Mrs. Xie Sun said that she had to go home early today and ask Liu Lanying to prepare delicious food when she got home.
So Jie Chen thought, it doesn't matter that my mother has changed her mind, but Liu Lanying, who has communicated with her, doesn't know. If we don't go back now, brother and sister-in-law are not allowed to wait at home?
Jie Chen was brought up by Liu Lanying, and he knew Liu Lanying's temper very well. Jie Sun told Liu Lanying that he would have dinner at home at noon, and if he didn't go back, his sister-in-law would have to die and wait.
"Oh my god!" Jie Chen shouted, hurriedly walked around the front of the car, and hurried over to get off the car.
"What's going on? Is this what it is?" Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin felt something was wrong, so they hurriedly went to ask the judge.
At this time, the temperature in the mountains was below zero, but Jiechen seemed to be sweating. After starting the car, Jiechen drove back.
On the way back to Yong'an Village, Jie Chen told Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin about the matter. Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Brother, Aunt Jie really doesn't want you to get married here."
"Okay, let's not talk about this for now." Zhao Jun said to Xie Chen: "When we enter the village later, call home first and tell brother and sister-in-law Xie. I won't wait for you to eat, that's a trivial matter. The key is
We agreed to get home at noon, but if you don’t go back, brother Xie and sister-in-law Xie won’t be worried about you? If I think about what happened to you while driving, how much trouble will they have at home? "
"That's not good!" Upon hearing this, Jie Chen quickly stepped on the accelerator and drove towards Yong'an.
The car entered the village and went straight to the village as Zhao Jun said. When passing by the small shop, I saw a group of people huffing and puffing from south to north.
Jie Chen, who was about to turn east, had no choice but to stop the car temporarily. At this time, the three people in the car blinked, with a bit of disbelief in their eyes.
There were thirteen or four people in the group, led by a man and a woman, an old man and a young man.
The younger one is Li Ruhai, and the older one is Jie Sun.
I saw Mrs. Jie Sun, with her waist bent, her legs bent, her arms on the left and right, swinging back and forth rhythmically, and trotting along with her feet.
At this time, Xie Sun didn't run fast but worked hard, so he was able to take the lead and keep pace with Li Ruhai, staying at the front of the crowd watching the fun.
Jie Chen lowered the window, put his head out the window and shouted: "Mom, what are you doing?"
"Go watch the fun!" Mrs. Xie Sun had already seen the car and knew it was her son, but she still kept walking and waved her left hand forward in response: "The eunuch is on a blind date!"
