Question: How to politely say that a person is not good-looking in Northeast China?
Answer: If you look at it, you will see that he is a man living a good life!
This is a joke that Zhao Jun saw in his previous life when short videos were on the rise. But in this day and age, for people in the forest, whether it is good or not is really secondary. The most important thing is to be able to live a good life.
it is true.
A harmless little joke made Ma Ling amused. She punched Zhao Jun, who also laughed.
After laughing, Ma Ling said to Zhao Jun: "I'm going back. You can come into the house too. It's very cold outside."
"I'll give it to you!" Zhao Jun wanted to give it away, but Ma Ling refused: "We have a visitor at home, why do you want to give it to me? I'll just take a walk and go back."
"That's okay." Zhao Jun responded, took the triangular bag handed over by Ma Ling, and heard the girl say: "I'll leave the bag with you for now, and give it to me someday!"
The bag is not valuable, but it is a necessary item for home use. If it is given to others, it will be useless for your own home.
"Yeah." Zhao Jun picked up his bag and smiled at Ma Ling and said, "I bought you something to eat before I went home. Huh?"
As he said that, Zhao Jun suddenly remembered something and said, "I'm going to catch the roe deer tomorrow. I'll remove the thigh for you and send you this bag as well."
"No need." When Ma Ling heard this, she quickly refused: "You can keep it, your family... there are many people."
Zhao Jun was startled by the word "many people", and then smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll get you some meat tomorrow if you catch me. Aren't you happy to eat steamed dumplings stuffed with radish and meat? You and your aunties can make them at home."
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Ma Ling smiled happily when she heard that Zhao Jun could still remember what she liked to eat. When she raised her gaze, Ma Ling saw three wisps of smoke floating in the sky above Zhao Jun's yard.
Ma Ling was stunned and asked Zhao Jun out of curiosity: "What are you doing at home? Are you running three stoves?"
Zhao Jun turned back and glanced in his direction, then turned to Ma Ling and said: "Bake the mutton soup, put the head, hooves, bones, etc. into one pot, put the water into the pot in a mess, the pot in the house...
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At this point, Zhao Jun also clicked his eyes and said with a wry smile: "I don't know what happened again."
"Ah!" Ma Ling nodded and said, "I remembered that the aunt just said that she was making sheep soup at home. Huh? Did the guests kill the sheep?"
The girl asked these questions out of pure curiosity, and out of emotion that her fiancé's family was in such good condition. Other than that, she really had no other meaning.
"This..." When Ma Ling asked about the sheep, Zhao Jun said hesitantly: "That sheep... died by himself."
"Did you die?" Ma Ling looked at Zhao Jun with big eyes and said hurriedly: "Don't eat animals that have died of illness!"
"No..." Zhao Jun didn't know what to say for a moment.
Although Wang Meilan repeatedly emphasized that the sheep committed suicide, Zhao Jun felt that there were many doubts here!
Not to mention anything else, when Zhao Jun told Ma Ling that he killed his sheep, Ma Ling almost thought that Zhao Jun was joking with her.
Seeing that Zhao Jun didn't speak, Ma Ling hurriedly stretched out her hand and touched Zhao Jun's arm and said: "Go back to the house and tell your aunt that you can't eat cows, sheep, or even those that are sick and die. Our family's conditions are so good, why don't we eat them?"
That thing is missing!"
"I didn't die from illness." Zhao Jun explained: "Anyway, I can't understand one or two sentences."
"That goes without saying." When she heard that she didn't die from illness, Ma Ling's heart dropped and she said with a smile, "As long as he didn't die from illness, then what, I'm going back."
"Then I won't see you off!" Zhao Jun and Ma Ling waved goodbye and went back to their homes.
When Zhao Jun entered the hospital, Wang Qiang, Zhang Yuanmin, and Jie Chen were all outside. Jie Chen was holding pliers to pinch the wire, while Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin were knitting small foot gloves.
Seeing Zhao Jun come in, Wang Qiang asked hurriedly: "Ling'er is here, why didn't she let her in?"
"She said she was in a hurry to go home and had to cook for her father." Zhao Jun replied vaguely, then he came closer to Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin to see the fruits of the three people's work.
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin looked up at Zhao Jun and asked: "Brother, do you think a condom with such a big circumference is okay?"
Zhao Jun made a fist with his left hand and raised his thumb, nodded and praised: "If you don't say it, you have to ask my elder brother!"
"Hahaha..." After being praised by Zhao Jun, Zhang Yuanmin felt extremely beautiful and became even more motivated.
"Grand nephew!" Wang Qiang held the condom in his hand and asked Zhao Jun: "This set is very good. The key is, can the sand-and-half chicken be stepped on?"
"Yes!" Zhao Jun said with a smile: "Uncle, just look at me."
As soon as Zhao Jun said this, Wang Qiang, Zhang Yuanmin, and Jie Chen were all startled. Then Wang Qiang, Jie Chen laughed, but Zhang Yuanmin rolled his eyes at Zhao Jun.
Zhao Jun walked into the house with a smile. When he entered the house, he saw Yang Yufeng taking fried peanuts out of the pot.
Zhao Youcai brought the lunch box back yesterday, and Wang Meilan asked Yang Yufeng to fry the peanuts.
After dividing the peanuts into two plates, Yang Yufeng sprinkled one with salt and the other with sugar while it was still hot.
The peanuts are hot and soft when they are fried, and become crispy after a while.
"Brother is back!" Yang Yufeng greeted Zhao Jun. Zhao Jun smiled at her and then stepped into the west room.
At this time, in Zhao Jun's room, Wang Meilan, Jin Xiaomei, Zhao Ling, and Xu Chunyan were rolling out roasted wheat husks.
The noodles used to make siomai are the same as those used to make dumplings. They are mixed with cold water. But compared to making dumplings, the noodles used to make shu mai are slightly harder.
The next step is to pick out the ingredients, roll out the dough, and then dip the finest corn flour between the pieces of dough.
This is to prevent the leather from sticking together.
With the corn noodles as a barrier, five or six pieces of dough were placed in a pile and rolled in circles to make lace.
After the outer edge of the dough is kneaded, hold a bunch of dough and shake it to shake off the corn flour in the middle. If the dough doesn't stick together, the corn flour can be put away to steam the dry food.
Seeing Zhao Jun coming back with something, Wang Meilan asked curiously: "Son, what did you get?"
Zhao Jun opened his pocket and revealed the three-piece cold-warming suit that Ma Ling had knitted by himself.
Not to mention how good the girl's knitting is, in Wang Meilan's heart, it is a good thing that her future daughter-in-law knows how to love her son, and it will not be bad if she gets married in the future.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Seeing this three-piece suit, Zhao Ling and Xu Chunyan couldn't help but praise Ma Ling.
As for Jin Xiaomei, while she was rolling out the leather, she looked at the collar and said to Zhao Jun with a smile: "Just now when you came back, you said that Ling'er is a person who lives a good life!"
"Haha!" Zhao Jun laughed, making Jin Xiaomei and the others laugh in confusion. Wang Meilan even asked directly: "What are you laughing at?"
"Nothing." Zhao Jun stuffed the three-piece suit into the kang cabinet and turned around and said to Wang Meilan: "Mom, tell me the truth."
"Are you telling the truth?" Wang Meilan was even more confused. She frowned at Zhao Jun and asked, "What's wrong, son?"
At this time, Jin Xiaomei, Zhao Ling, and Xu Chunyan also looked at Zhao Jun in surprise, and then heard Zhao Jun ask Wang Meilan: "Mom, how did our sheep die?"
"Huh?" Wang Meilan was stunned for a moment when she was asked, but then she realized what she was doing and said, "Didn't Mom tell you? She hit the hammer with a pestle, and then she lay down on the ground and kicked her legs."
"Hehehe..." Hearing what Wang Meilan said, Zhao Jun looked away and laughed happily.
"What are you enjoying?" Wang Meilan saw her son's doubts about her and said quickly: "You don't believe it?"
"Then who can believe it?" Zhao Jun spread his hands and said, "Mom, if this sheep was hit by your hammer and died, wouldn't it be worse than if my father took it to the mountains and fed it to a leopard?"
Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Jin Xiaomei and the others also laughed, but Wang Meilan couldn't laugh because the sheep she was making boiled mutton, boiled mutton soup, and steamed Shaomai was indeed killed by a battering ram!
"Oh my god." Zhao Jun asked Wang Meilan again: "Did you call me yesterday and tell me that I didn't let you kill the donkey, so you cut down the sheep if you weren't happy?"
"Go to the other side!" Wang Meilan raised her hand and patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder. She pointed back at Jin Xiaomei and said, "Your aunt put her next to me yesterday. She knows!"
After saying that, Wang Meilan pointed out again and said: "Your sister-in-law Zhang also knows it!"
"Really!" Jin Xiaomei nodded and said, "Jun, don't believe it!"
Zhao Jun looked at Jin Xiaomei with a smile. At this time, he felt a little emotional. Let's talk about the Li family and his own family. From what Zhao Youcai said, Li Dayong was; to what he said, Li Baoyu was. Now it has developed to Wang Meilan,
The same is true here at Jin Xiaomei.
Thinking of this, Zhao Jun stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't ask anymore, just let this Yang Le die how you want it to die. Anyway, it tastes delicious."
As he said that, Zhao Jun patted the place where Wang Meilan had hit him just now. Wang Meilan had some dough in his hand and patted the shoulders of Zhao Jun's cotton-padded jacket until it turned white.
"No!" Wang Meilan chased Zhao Jun to the door and said anxiously: "Son, why don't you believe what I say? That sheep is really so deadly. I just swung the sledgehammer like this yesterday and it hit it."
Wang Meilan said this while making a backward swinging motion with her hands.
"Yeah, yeah." Zhao Jun responded twice, raised his hand and gently blocked Wang Meilan, and said with a smile: "Okay, Mom, go and roll the leather."
"No..." Wang Meilan wanted to say something else, but Zhao Jun had already opened the door and walked out.
"Old aunt." At this time, Yang Yufeng came out of the east room, walked up to Wang Meilan and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I said that sheep was killed by a sledgehammer yesterday, but your brother doesn't believe me!" Wang Meilan replied, and said a little indignantly: "What kind of child is this?"
While talking, Wang Meilan and Yang Yufeng walked to the edge of the west room's kang together.
Suddenly, Zhao Ling lowered her voice and asked Wang Meilan: "Sister, Xiaojun and my brother-in-law were not at home yesterday. How did you, Sister Jin, and Yufeng kill the sheep?"
Wang Meilan: "..."
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When Zhao Jun came out of the house, Jie Chen was still pinching the wire with pliers, while Wang Qiang was discussing with Zhang Yuanmin how Zhao Jun could catch the chicken.
The trap is the trap, but how to attract the sand half chicken to step on the trap is a problem.
The creatures in this mountain are not only smart, but also wild.
Just like sparrows or pheasants, they cannot be kept alive even if they are caught home. Their wild nature will lead them to starve to death rather than survive.
Seeing Zhao Jun come out, Wang Qiang asked him what he was doing to attract the Shabanji. But at this moment, Mr. Xie Sun and the old lady came out of the house.
Zhao Junying went over and asked. It turned out that Mr. Xie Sun wanted to visit the "zoo" of Zhao Jun's family.
So, with the old lady as the guide, accompanied by Zhao Jun and Xie Chen, they led Xie Sun around the backyard of Zhao Jun's house.
As a rural person, Mr. Xie Sun was not interested in poultry and livestock such as chickens, ducks, geese, and donkeys, but the live roe deer and squirrels interested Mr. Xie Sun very much.
Especially those female roe deer, they were all pregnant with their babies at this time, lying on the hay to rest with their swollen bellies.
"Is she about to give birth?" Xie Sun asked Zhao Jun.
"Really?" Zhao Jun nodded and said, "Aunt Zhou came to see us. According to her, the roe deer is about to give birth."
The Aunt Zhou that Zhao Jun refers to is Zhou Shujuan, a doctor from Lingnan Hospital. She came to Zhao Jun's house as a guest before and had the sheep eat shit like a dog.
At the beginning, it was Jie Chen who introduced Zhou Shujuan to Wang Meilan, so it was natural that Jie Sun and her knew each other.
After listening to Zhao Jun's words, Xie Sun pointed at the roe deer and said, "When they finish giving birth, you can milk the roe deer."
"Ah?" Zhao Jun was startled when he heard this, then smiled and said: "Then we really didn't think about it."
"Squeeze it." Ms. Xie Sun also advised: "This thing tastes better than cow's milk or goat's milk, but you have to boil it after squeezing it, and filter it with gauze after cooking..."
When Xie Sun was talking, the dogs of the Zhao and Li families suddenly barked several times. When Xie Chen heard the sound, he said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, is Ruhai back?"
Sure enough, before Zhao Jun could answer, he heard Li Ruhai shouting from the front yard: "Uncle, Brother Zhang, something bad is going on!"
Although he knew that this child could explode, Zhao Jun still hurried to the front yard.
When he saw Zhao Jun coming from behind the house, Li Ruhai hurriedly abandoned Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin, ran to Zhao Jun and said: "Brother, something happened!"
"Don't make a fuss and make yourself angry?" Zhao Jun frowned and said, "If you have anything to say, just say it!"
Li Ruhai faced Zhao Jun, pointed his arm toward the outside of the hospital, and said, "Xu Meihua is here with someone to knock on the door!"
"What?" Zhao Jun was startled, but Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin were also surprised when they heard this!
Li Ruhai said: "Then Xu Meihua said that if her son can't get a wife, we will have to rely on our family. After that, the two of us have a bunch of people here!"
Zhao Jun was not surprised that Xu Meihua came to make trouble, but what made him concerned was the second half of Li Ruhai's sentence.
Not only Zhao Jun was concerned, Wang Qiang also asked: "A bunch of people? Who are they?"
"Zhang Zhanhe and his wife, Xu Guohua and his wife." Li Ruhai counted: "There are also Zhang Laibao and Xu Meihua."
"Hey!" Wang Qiang curled his lips when he heard this and said, "I was wondering where they were looking for someone?"
"That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin also said: "Come and beat him!"
Just as the two were gearing up, Mr. Xie Sun and the old lady came over from the back of the room.
Xie Sun raised her chin slightly and shouted, "Xiaoer, what's wrong?"
"Oh my God!" Jie Chen is not a person who is afraid of trouble, and people like him who are used to doing things like to use violence to solve problems. Just to be able to bring Jie Sun home smoothly tomorrow, Jie Chen deliberately
He complained to Mr. Xie Sun and said, "Do you think you have caused trouble for my brother Jun? The blind date company came to see you today!"
"Ha!" Upon hearing this, Mr. Jie Sun, who was standing with his hands in his sleeves, sneered and took his hands out of the sleeves of his cotton-padded jacket. He looked around at the crowd and said, "Don't fight. It's not good to fight. I'll take care of them!"