Chapter 814. Roe Deer, Roe Deer, dont blame me. You are a dish in the world.
The car carried the three men of Zhao Jun and nine roe deer, both dead and alive, and drove into Yong'an Tun and went straight to Zhao Jun's house.
Ever since we entered the village, the live roe deer on the car started barking uneasily, probably due to the smell of fireworks.
If only one or two roe deer were barking, it would be fine. Seven roe deer barked together, which attracted many people to stop and observe.
As the most outstanding young man in Yong'an, Zhao Jun is often discussed by others, but he is famous for his benevolence and righteousness and his ability to make money, so everyone is envious of him.
Of course, there are also narrow-minded people who are jealous and hate Zhao Jun, but Zhao Jun is not without background, and his background is quite strong.
Therefore, since Zhang Zhanshan's death, no one dared to stab Zhao Jun behind his back. When everyone discussed, they could only say that Zhao Jun was promising, how did Zhao Youcai give birth to such a good son, or that Wang Meilan bought a big gold coin again.
When the car approached Zhao Jun's house, the dogs of the Zhao and Li families went crazy, struggling with their chains and biting them desperately.
At this time, Wang Meilan and others were chatting in the room, and the old lady and the Sun family were also taken over by Wang Qiang and his wife. Among them, except the old lady and the Sun family, the other adults had all been exposed to dogs. They knew something was wrong when they heard the dog bite like this.
Son!
The crowd threw the children into the house, and after they came out in a huff and puff, they saw a car parked steadily in front of their home, with the barking of roe deer coming from the car, mixed with the barking of dogs.
Hearing so many roe deer barking, Wang Qiang was surprised and ran in front of the car. As he ran, he rushed to Zhang Yuanmin who got out of the car and shouted: "How many roe deer are there?"
"What? Uncle, what did you say?" Zhang Yuanmin also shouted in response.
At this time, the barking of dogs and roe deer was too noisy. Once they were too far away, it would be difficult for their words to reach each other's ears clearly.
Wang Qiang stopped shouting. He quickly ran to the trunk of the car, took a look at the guardrail, and exclaimed: "Oh my!"
When Zhao Jun got off the car, Wang Meilan, Jin Xiaomei, Yang Yufeng, and Zhao Ling had already rushed to the car. The old lady, Xie Sunshi, and Xu Chunyan were the third echelon.
Wang Meilan only glanced at the car, then happily turned around and slapped Zhao Jun on the shoulder, saying: "Oh my son, you are really good!"
Mrs. Xie Sun came over to take a look and smiled from ear to ear. At this time, strings of grilled roe deer meat skewers seemed to appear in front of her eyes.
"Oh my God!" Zhao Jun leaned into Wang Meilan's ear and said, "We can't keep these roe deer in our house. Let's unload the two dead ones and send the remaining live ones to my brother Zhang's house to feed them alive first."
"Okay!" Wang Meilan waved her hand and frowned: "Then you go quickly!"
"Don't I want to come back and get two bags of poplar leaves?" Zhao Jun said, pulling Wang Meilan inside and saying, "Why don't we have nothing to eat at my eldest brother's house today?"
Those are called seven roe deer!
Now Zhao Jun's family can't let go at all. Fortunately, Zhang Yuanmin said that the Li family property he bought has a livestock shed in the yard, which can temporarily house these roe deer.
Zhao Jun also said that these roe deer cannot stay. Give away those who should be given away and sell those that should be sold.
Now is not the time to engage in special breeding. Hunting is not prohibited now. There are plenty of roe deer in the mountains. If you don't mind, keep them at home.
But even in a short period of time, seven roe deer eat and chew, they still get a lot of things!
Zhang Yuanmin said that tomorrow morning, he and Yang Yufeng would go to the fields to hug the corn stalks and leaves, but they had to put some food in there today. As for whether the roe deer would eat it or not, it was their own business.
Since Zhang Yuanmin's family does not raise livestock, how can they prepare rations for these roe deer? Fortunately, Zhao Jun's family has poplar leaves that Wang Meilan harvested in the autumn. The sheep like to eat these, and so do the roe deer.
At this time, everyone else was still gathered next to the carriage. Zhang Yuanmin and his ministers brought the two dead roe deer down, and Wang Qiang took them one by one and placed them on the ground.
After knowing that the live roe deer would be kept in her home temporarily, Yang Yufeng raised her chin at Zhang Yuanmin and said with a smile: "How about it? Did I buy the right house?"
Zhang Yuanmin twitched the corner of his mouth, but he really couldn't say anything to praise him.
"Oh!" Suddenly, Jie Chen shouted to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother Zhang, look at this roe deer."
Everyone heard the sound and went out, only to see a roe deer lying in the carriage, but it was in a state of having a big neck, that is, its head was tilted back, and its head was almost touching its back.
Moreover, it was trembling all over, and although its four legs were tied together two by two, it seemed to be kicking constantly.
"Uncle!" Zhang Yuanmin quickly turned back to Wang Qiang and asked, "What's wrong with this roe deer?"
Wang Qiang took one look at it and said: "Take care of it, it seems like it's going to die!"
"Can you survive?" Zhang Yuanmin asked again. Seeing Wang Qiang shaking his head, Zhang Yuanmin lifted the two hind legs of the roe deer, lifted the roe deer upside down, and delivered it to Wang Qiang's hands.
When Wang Qiang picked it up, he grabbed the two front legs of the roe deer and put it on the ground.
Then, Wang Qiang stretched out his hand to explore the belly of the roe deer, brushed aside the hair on its belly, took a look, and said, "It's okay, I didn't carry the cub."
Roe deer are social animals. But like wild boars, males usually move alone and only join groups when they are in estrus.
Unlike the cannon eggs that join the herd at this time, the male roe deer joins the herd in late summer. The length of pregnancy of the female roe deer depends on the climate.
After all, in the winter in the Northeast, the temperature in the mountains and forests will drop to more than 40 degrees below zero. No matter how many little roe deer are born at this temperature, they will not survive!
Therefore, most female roe deer will give birth in the coming spring, which means their gestation period may last up to seven or eight months.
Seeing Wang Qiang's actions, Zhang Yuanmin shouted: "Old uncle! Why don't you come up? Look at these roe deer, are there any who are carrying cubs? My brother wants to give a gift, let's keep the one who kicks the cubs.
Send them away without any money."
"What's that!" Wang Qiang waved his hand when he heard this and said, "I'll go with you. When I get to your house, I'll help them get out of the car and look at it. It's so embarrassing to look at."
"Okay!" Zhang Yuanmin heard this and said hurriedly: "Uncle, then you get in the car, my brother and I will stay behind."
While they were talking, Wang Meilan and Zhao Jun came out of the courtyard. At this time, Zhao Jun carried a large bag of poplar leaves to the carriage. He and Wang Qiang were holding it underneath, while Zhang Yuanmin and Hechen were pulling it up.
Wang Meilan, on the other hand, looked at the big-necked roe deer and asked, "What's this?"
"Let's stay in the car." Wang Qiang responded to his sister, and then said to Zhao Jun: "Before you come back, just leave one person behind."
"I didn't think about it." Zhao Jun smiled and said, "I came back in a hurry."
After talking to Wang Qiang, Zhao Jun said to Jie Chen: "Brother, just think about it. Come back to Tunbu in a while and call home."
"Yeah, brother Jun." Jie Chen glanced at his mother, and saw that Jie Sun didn't look at him at all, but looked happily at the dead roe deer on the ground.
At the same time, Lingnan Xiangyangtun settled his family.
It's still the same house, the same kang, the same couple, and the same two meat dishes.
"What time is it?" Liu Lanying looked at the clock on the wall and said loudly, "Didn't you say you'd be home for dinner at noon?"
"Oh!" Xie Zhong slapped his thigh and said, "Could it be that the car broke down halfway again?"
"Every day you keep that shabby car, it breaks down every day!" Liu Lanying frowned, raised her hand and pointed at Jie Zhong, complaining: "You, you are so cheap!"
Here, if the family has a car, it is called raising a car, and if the family has a gun, it is called raising a gun.
"My wife!" Xie Zhong said with a wry smile: "My eldest brother-in-law and their railway freight have eliminated this. It is more than half the price of buying it outside. You said that my net picture is cheap, why don't you think about it?
What a bargain!"
"Those who have been eliminated, what good things can they do?" Liu Lanying said angrily: "This is driven by my own brother. This car will break down. Can I rest assured?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Xie Zhong quickly comforted him: "It's just a minor problem, nothing will happen."
At this point, Jie Zhong regretted what he had just said, and quickly changed his words: "Maybe our mother got up late, and Aunt Zhao left them to eat lunch or something, so there's nothing we can do to prepare for it!"
"Alas!" Liu Lanying sighed heavily. When she got up from the kang, she reached out and picked up the two plates of meat on the table.
"Hey! Hey!" Seeing this, Xie Zhong hurriedly stopped and said, "Daughter-in-law, just put it here and eat it. The food has been hot for many times, don't leave it to Mom. Besides, if we leave it at Brother Zhao Jun's house, the food will be better than
Our family is much better!"
What Xie Zhong said was reasonable, but Liu Lanying was so angry that she didn't even pay attention to him and walked out of the house with the food.
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At this time, Mr. Xie Sun was holding a roe deer kidney with his right hand and said with a smile: "This roe deer kidney is not as big as that of a sheep."
"Then look at this!" The old lady pointed at the big green millet that weighed more than 90 kilograms and said, "This one has a big waist!"
While the two were talking, Jin Xiaomei asked Wang Meilan: "Sister-in-law, what do you think of this roe deer?"
What Jin Xiaomei was looking at was the roe deer with a big neck. Right now, the roe deer was in a half-dead state, with its neck raised, its limbs constantly twitching, and its mouth constantly making "ouch" sounds.
"Tsk!" Wang Meilan smacked her lips, frowned and asked, "Does this mean you can't survive?"
"Yeah, Qiangzi said he was trapped in the car." Zhao Ling replied, "He said he won't survive."
"Then it can't just be like this!" Wang Meilan pointed at the roe deer and said, "Look at how much it has suffered."
"Auntie, shall we stab it to death with a knife?" Yang Yufeng asked.
"Where to stab it?" Wang Meilan asked: "Stab it in the neck, if they don't let go, can we hold it down? Then there will be blood everywhere? Stab it in the stomach, if it doesn't die, then it won't
Will you suffer more?"
"My brothers are still gone!" Xu Chunyan was also troubled and said, "Why don't we wait until they come back?"
"Then why do we have to wait?" Wang Meilan said: "If they don't say anything, why don't they nail the tents or something?"
Wild animals, full of wildness.
Even though the pheasant is small, a female pheasant weighing more than one pound is more powerful than a domestic rooster weighing four or five pounds.
No matter how timid the roe deer is, it will have to endure a lot of hardships before it dies. Wang Meilan and the others are good at killing chickens and stripping dead mountain animals, but when they slaughter livestock alone, their only success is the sheep that Wang Meilan accidentally killed yesterday.
Precisely because these roe deer are wild, it is not easy to trap them at home.
When Zhao Jun captured roe deer before, Zhang Yuanmin specially made a wooden frame, one for each roe deer.
Don't make it too loose or fast, otherwise it will easily twist.
As for the Li family house that Zhang Yuanmin's family recently bought, there is a livestock shed in the yard, but that shed used to be used to tie cattle and horses. Cows and horses are domestic animals, so they must be honest enough to eat and drink at home. Now Guan Roe Deer is different.
, so Zhang Yuanmin prepared to surround it with wooden tents on all four sides.
"Daughter!" At this time, the old lady came over and asked Wang Meilan: "How to deal with it? How about we find someone to kill her?"
"Who are you looking for?" Wang Meilan sighed and said, "How about I do it?"
"Ah?" The old lady was stunned when she heard this.
"Aunt!" Wang Meilan said to the old lady: "You and my eldest sister, you two go into the house first. It's very cold outside, just leave it to us."
"That's okay..." The old lady was still a little worried and told Wang Meilan: "Then you should pay attention."
After the old lady finished speaking, she called Mr. Xie back to the house. There were several children in the house. The old lady thought that she couldn't help outside, so she might as well go back and help look after the children.
At this time, Wang Meilan said to Jin Xiaomei: "Xiaomei, go to the warehouse and bring me the sledgehammer."
"What?" Jin Xiaomei was startled when she heard this, and everyone was also shocked.
"My son told me to teach myself how to kill big animals." Wang Meilan said, "Isn't it just a matter of one blow?"
As she said this, Wang Meilan pointed at the twitching roe deer and said, "Look at how much it has suffered. Give it a quick break."
Jin Xiaomei clicked her eyes twice, and after another urging from Wang Meilan, she walked towards the warehouse.
After Jin Xiaomei left, Wang Meilan called on Yang Yufeng, Xu Chunyan, and Zhao Ling to join her, and the four of them carried the roe deer into the courtyard.
This roe deer is not big, weighing just over fifty pounds, so it is not difficult for four people to lift it.
After entering the yard, the four people carried the roe deer under the wall separating Zhao and Li's family. At this time, Jin Xiaomei came back with a sledgehammer.
Wang Meilan took the sledgehammer and held the hammer in her hand without making any move.
Jin Xiaomei and others exchanged glances with each other, wondering if Wang Meilan was too scared to take action.
But at this moment, Wang Meilan was heard saying plausibly: "Roe deer, roe deer, don't blame me, you are a dish in the world. I will send you there this year, and come back next year!"
Jin Xiaomei, Yang Yufeng, Zhao Ling, Xu Chunyan: "..."
The set of words that Wang Meilan recited was unusual. It was a "spell" that Northeastern people would only recite when killing chickens.
In the Northeast, older people say that chickens are bad luck.
And in many supernatural stories, chickens are also involved. For example, rooster blood is a yang thing, some use chickens to visit graves, and some use chickens to connect the yin and yang worlds.
Therefore, when Northeastern people kill chickens, they are used to saying these two sentences.
After all, there are many gifts... isn't it weird to be a chicken?
But what surprised a few people was that what Wang Meilan killed was a roe deer. What about "send you off this year and come back next year"? You're not done yet?
But when the words fell, Wang Meilan swept out with her hammer on the ground. The moment it collided with the roe deer, the roe deer suddenly tilted its head and died.
Wang Meilan put the hammer away and the hammer head fell to the ground. She held the hammer pole with her right hand and waved her left hand at the astonished people around her, saying, "Get it!"