Zhou Yu looks a bit like Qin Xiang when he was young, but with a little difference.
Zhou Yu gives people the feeling that even after falling asleep, he is still cold and unruly.
Those raised eyebrows give people the feeling that this person is not easy to mess with and is a prick.
While chatting, she had no time to appreciate the beauty, and when she jumped, she would be kicked.
With just one kick, Zhou Yu woke up.
Zhou Yu thought someone had come over to provoke him, so he yelled angrily: "Damn it, which grandson is here to touch me?"
Tan Shiqiu:......
Okay, boyfriends in this world are quite rebellious.
Zhou Yu rubbed his face impatiently and looked with half-open eyes. Then he was frightened and sat up directly: "Damn it, what the hell are you doing?"
While talking, Zhou Yu raised his hand and pulled Tan Shiqiu to his side.
His hands were strong and he didn't have any sympathy for her. Tan Shiqiu actually didn't feel any pain.
The hairball is just an avatar. Although it can eat, it doesn't feel much pain.
Even so, Zhou Yu's action also annoyed Tan Shiqiu. She rolled her eyes and replied angrily: "I am your father!"
After Zhou Yu sat up, he looked irritable. After listening to Tan Shiqiu's words, he was not angry but pinched the dumplings tighter: "Then new father, I will give you two million flowers..."
He wanted to say something else, but the mutant's second punch had already hit the glass.
Wow!
The quality could only be regarded as ordinary glass, and it couldn't withstand the mutant's two punches, so it shattered into slag.
Zhou Yu followed the sound and looked to the balcony, and was immediately dumbfounded. After a long time, he opened his mouth: "... Damn, what kind of dreamy get-up is this?"
First he was kicked by an incomprehensible hairball, and then he gained a father in vain, and now an unknown creature jumped into the dormitory?
Zhou Yu suspected that he had drunk too much last night and was still awake.
"Let go, you grandson!" Tan Shiqiu was pinched by her, and his CPU was on fire. He kicked him horizontally, and while he was stunned, he escaped from the opponent's hands, and then briefly introduced
own identity.
After finishing speaking, seeing Zhou Yu standing still, Tan Shiqiu reminded loudly: "Hurry up, either run away, or resist with weapons, and kill him while he's young!"
Zhou Yu thought he hadn't woken up, but the pain was real. The little furball looked soft, but he kicked him without any mercy!
The pain is real, so it's not a dream or not waking up.
Zhou Yu didn't care about anything else. He threw off the quilt and jumped off the bed. He rushed to the balcony and closed the door.
Then he turned around and started to call the other three beds: "Hey, sons, get up, don't sleep, something is wrong!"
Last night, everyone drank too much. At first, Wu Zhe said that he was heartbroken and wanted to drink. Later, Sun Yiran bought a barbecue. Everyone thought that since they already have barbecue, it would be awkward to have no wine.
Then, I got high while drinking.
Zhou Yu didn't have much memory of how he went back to bed to sleep.
Being able to go back to bed instead of sleeping directly on the floor was the last sign of their stubbornness.
If I go to call now, everyone is getting up very angry.
Especially Zhuo Wei, who was sleeping in the bed next to Zhou Yu, sat up and without blinking, he shouted: "God of War, never admit defeat!"
Zhou Yu didn't even think about it, and slapped him on the waist. He was so frightened that Zhuo Wei opened his eyes and shouted angrily: "How dare you, a little demon from the lower realm, dares to seduce Feng Xin Suo Ai Zhan God, I will never
Not allowed!"
Tan Shiqiu:.
Tired, destroy it.
Zhou Yu was too lazy to pay attention to him, and pulled his quilt to show him to look at the balcony: "See for yourself, grandson."
Zhuo Wei was confused and turned his head to look. He was so frightened that he almost jumped on the top bunk.
After reacting, Zhuo Wei had already started to get dressed in a hurry.
The problem is, this guy sleeps naked!!!
If Tan Shiqiu hadn't reacted quickly, she would have gotten a needle eye!
She couldn't hold it back and cursed in a low voice: "Isn't he locked up in love? Then he doesn't wear clothes when he sleeps?"
Zhou Yu thought the reaction of the little hair ball was a bit cute. He had guessed before that it was a female hair ball. He still regretted it and reached out to pinch it.
Is this considered touching the girl’s hairy waist?
However, the situation is urgent now, so I don't have much thought about this.
Now it was just a quick glance, and soon he went to call Sun Yiran and Wu Zhe.
Sun Yiran looked confused when he got up, but soon he was no longer confused, because the mutants had climbed into the balcony and were violently breaking the glass of their balcony door.
When Sun Yiran turned around, he was so frightened that he lay back down again: "Damn, I must not have woken up."
Zhou Yu was going to be mad at him like this: "Get up quickly, you're such a big boy!"
Tan Shiqiu:?
Your dormitory relationship is really messy!
Fortunately, you didn't digest it internally, otherwise this generation would have been in chaos.
The last person Zhou Yu called was Wu Zhe. Although he was not very happy to talk about Shi Qiu, he also told him a simple plot by the way.
However, Zhou Yu thought for a while and still called.
When escaping like this, call for more people, at least multiple helpers, right?
Zhou Yu reacted very quickly and was very knowledgeable. He was now able to communicate consciously.
After hearing what he said, Tan Shiqiu didn't give much advice.
Wu Zhe was broken up by Qiao Ruan last night and was given a bottle of red wine and two bottles of white wine.
If you drink when you are in a bad mood, you will get drunk easily.
At this moment, Wu Zhe was still a little unresponsive.
It's just that you have to react even if you can't react.
Because of a crash, the glass of the balcony door broke!
The mutants rushed in directly and started smashing them without caring.
It doesn't have much IQ yet, just a shallow level, it's not even three years old yet, so it can only destroy people subconsciously, and it doesn't have to catch people and eat them.
"Quick, quick, quick..." Tan Shiqiu was about to remind Zhou Yu that he should run away first because this dormitory is not safe.
As a result, a shrill scream came from the corridor.
When Zhou Yu heard this voice, he wiped his face directly, took the arm strength machine he usually used for exercise, gritted his teeth with a cold face and said: "I can't run away!"
After saying this, he didn't know whether it was due to the secondary disease or to embolden himself. He shouted angrily: "Come on, I'm afraid you won't be your grandfather. The Rose God of War will never admit defeat!"
Tan Shiqiu:.
Okay, here comes another one.
His roar brought the other three people in the dormitory back to their senses.
Zhuo Wei jumped out of bed wearing only Kuchazi, holding the Abdominal Wheel that was still under his quilt and still body temperature in his hand, and followed Zhou Yu and shouted: "Come on, the Heart-locking God of War can't lose either!"
In comparison, Sun Yiran and Wu Zhe look relatively normal.
They don't know the strength of mutants, but, how can four sports students with an average height of over 1.83 meters be afraid of this?
Zhuo Wei took the lead and got on the abdominal wheel: "I'll go first!"
Seeing his roommate rushing, Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and said, "I will support you!"
