Chapter 496 Watching the happy life of the rich system (36)
Chapter 496: Watching the happy life of the get-rich-quick system (36)
Author: Xuanyuan Steel
Chapter 496: Watching the happy life of the get-rich-quick system (36)
It's a bit cold in Beijing after winter, but the atmosphere in the city is unprecedentedly hot, because the media recently are promoting a new type of intelligent companion robot.
Not many people paid attention to it at first, because the appearance of this robot was not eye-catching at all.
But there are too many advertisements placed by merchants. No matter which platform you look at, the news pushed on the homepage is this robot.
I’ve seen it a lot, and many people have clicked in to study it.
This robot is not the kind that the world is pursuing. It is simulated to the point where it looks like a real person standing in front of you, mechanically making useless products in a fixed pattern.
It is a truly intelligent robot that looks like a real person in every aspect except its appearance.
The appearance of this robot cannot be said to be ugly, it can only be said that it has nothing to do with beauty.
At a glance, the robot looks like a 50cm diameter gasoline barrel with half a ball on top.
It is 1.3 meters tall and relies on a wheel at the bottom of the barrel for walking. Its arms are nearly 70 centimeters long and are built-in.
When not in use, it will shrink into the body. When the robot moves, the arms will swing regularly with the robot's movements.
In the position of the robot's palm are two interlocking clamps. It is not difficult to see from the picture the degree of interpretation of these pair of clamps.
The only thing that looks more delicate is the robot's skin.
The robot is milky white, and its whole body is covered with a layer of white silicone. It feels quite soft, and you can even feel its skin-like texture.
When I saw the parameters of the robot, forums at home and abroad exploded instantly.
As expected, foreign netizens launched a group of taunts, claiming that this was the stupidest and ugliest robot they had ever seen.
At the same time, they didn’t forget to show off their country’s robot, which is so beautiful that it is called the most perfect-looking robot in the world.
Although the robot's movements are slow and stiff, the expression on its face is numb and unnatural, and it can only recognize simple human instructions.
However, with her face that looked like it had been kissed by God and her figure with golden proportions, she instantly completed a decisive kill against the cylinder AI.
After comparing the two robots side by side, the Internet suddenly burst into laughter. They added the cylindrical robot to their list of things they would never buy in this life, and also posted a lot of articles mocking the cylindrical robot.
Domestic netizens have a very good habit. As long as something comes from their own country, even if it is ugly, only they can criticize it.
As a result, countless netizens spontaneously jumped over the wall to criticize those scumbags, and at the same time continued to send private messages in private, asking the official to remove the advertisement.
This so-called robot is so ugly that it is simply an insult to the country's honor.
Even if you are crazy about being poor, you cannot sell your feelings to cut leeks in this way.
While trampling on their IQ, they also trample on their aesthetics.
Perhaps because the popularity is too high, instead of removing ads from the shelves, major platforms have increased their advertising push.
Just when everyone was wondering who had the confidence to be so supportive of the platform, Yu Guang’s account was revealed by Youxin Aite.
For a time, countless foreign netizens rushed to Yu Guang's account to express their displeasure, joking that Yu Guang had the nerve to sell such a thing.
The series of satires caused domestic netizens to temporarily switch their firepower to the outside world.
What's wrong with ugliness? We just like ugly ones, but you don't know how to appreciate them.
The number of private messages from Yu Guang is also increasing, asking Yu Guang to remove the video immediately.
Just when the topic was getting out of control, Yu Guang suddenly posted the same sentence in several different languages except his own language: "It's none of your business whether it's ugly or not. I'm not asking you to see it, and I'm not asking you to buy it.
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This sentence is like pulling out the fuse of a dynamite bag. Although it is very unqualified, it is really exciting.
Countless netizens commented under Yu Guang’s account, hahaha.
"Although it's ugly and useless, if it's cheap, I can still buy one to cheer me up."
"This sentence alone is worth paying for."
"The main focus is on feelings. As a qualified leek, I can still be cut again."
"There are a lot of useless things at home, and there is no shortage of toys like this. I just want to know if I can change the shell."
Although there were still occasional curse words, and some even criticized Yu Guang for being rude to foreign friends, the overall atmosphere was much better than before.
In the conference room, the person in charge of the state-owned venture capital looked at Yu Guang with a solemn expression: "Ms. Yu, your current hype method may be a bit radical, and I'm worried that it will be detrimental to your safety."
They have seen the latest version of the intelligent robot in real form, so naturally they understand the value of peripheral vision better.
They totally disagreed with Yu Guang's rash way of promoting things.
Why would this young genius put himself in danger?
Yu Guang looked at the other party with a smile: "There must be a reason to let them know that after they personally reject some things, they will not be able to buy them no matter how much money they spend.
You guys can’t do this kind of thing because you’re timid, but I can!”
After hearing this, Zhao Suo hurriedly looked at the face of the person in charge of the venture capital: Xiao Yu is good at everything, but her mouth can offend people to death.
The person in charge looked at Yu Guang's face and nodded slowly after a long while: "You are right. Now that the technology is in our hands, it can work well, but you must pay attention to your own safety."
If they can stride forward with their heads held high, who would want to have someone choke them? It’s time for them to breathe a sigh of relief.
Nothing sparks conversation more than a war of words.
Yu Guang's words really caused an uproar. In order to get more people to join the battle, netizens at home and abroad began to pull people's heads.
The popularity of robots has been dominating the rankings for a long time. Almost every day a new hot search is launched, which is a war of words from a new angle.
Whenever the popularity shows signs of fading, Yu Guang will jump out and say something provocative, which can be said to be a clear way to play with traffic.
This went on for more than half a month, just when everyone thought they could no longer scold him to new heights.
Suddenly a new video appeared in Yu Guang's account, called Guardian No. 1.
As the most popular blogger on the Internet, his video earned hundreds of millions of clicks as soon as it was released.
And it was reposted crazily, with the intention of finding new topics from it.
Unexpectedly, after reading it, everyone who was originally eager to try it fell silent.
Rather than saying it is a video, it is better to say that this is an advertisement, and the protagonist of the advertisement is a little girl.
The little girl is about seven or eight years old and lives with her parents.
One day, her grandparents gave her a birthday present, which contained a robot named Guardian One.
After the little girl thanked her grandparents for their kindness, she took the robot back home.
Her parents seemed to have a conflict and started quarreling in the car.
The little girl could only hold the robot and tremble in the back row. The robot's skin seemed to be very soft. When the little girl hugged it, everyone could clearly see the dents on the robot's skin.