Chapter 67 (6k two-in-one please subscribe) Yu Liang is not a monkey in the mirror(1/2)
Rabbit eats wolf.
Yu Liang swallowed, he really hadn't thought of such a thing.
It turns out that the note he left was not a warning to Rabbit employees, but guidance.
"What's up, acquaintance?" Li Huachao whistled, and he looked over from a distance, his eyes quickly scanning the key points, "The legs are so long and the figure is good. It seems to be your type."
"That's not a human being at all." Yu Liang glanced at him.
"What's wrong with not being a human being? Wouldn't it be better to not be a human being?" Li Huachao expressed disdain for Yu Liang's conservative and old-fashioned world view, and then he patted the woman in the red dress next to him, "Baby, right?"
"Zaizi" was the name he gave to the woman in the red dress. Yu Liang didn't understand the meaning of such a name, but when he thought that it was given by Li Huachao, he didn't bother to think about it.
Maybe it's just because "little brat" doesn't sound good.
When the woman in the red dress heard Li Huachao's call, she didn't know what Li Huachao was talking about, so she nodded in agreement, looking like a coward.
"She seems to be waving to us, do you want to stop?" Li Huachao asked.
The Rabbit employee was standing under the sign of "Mingxin Lake" waiting for the park bus. It was obvious that she recognized the car driven by Li Huachao as the official bus of the zoo.
"Stop, there's no need to worry." Yu Liang thought for a moment and chose to pick up the rabbit employee.
Judging from the words she left before, it seems that she has no ill intentions towards Yu Liang, who is a monkey, and now that there are hunters around, he doesn't have to worry too much about danger.
"Okay." Li Huachao nodded, looking at the slim rabbit employee thoughtfully.
After a while, he asked: "You said that if you make the character 'Nai', and then make some of your... uh, what-not words, and combine them into the character 'pregnant', will you be able to make anyone you meet pregnant?"
Li Huachao continued to exude imagination, and became more and more excited: "Conception in the void? Isn't this awesome? Wait another twenty years for all the sons to grow up, to become writers, and to find their Li Huachao to help the left, and this world
It must be yours."
Yu Liang: "..."
There were so many flaws that he didn’t know where to start.
He discovered another area where Li Huachao was much better than Lao Du.
Li Huachao has a great imagination and is good at using the rules of words to do some inexplicable things.
"Within five steps, anyone who sees you will have a chance; if you take ten steps, you will be pregnant, and you will leave no trace for a thousand miles." Li Huachao clicked his tongue in wonder, and his tone was full of eagerness to try, "Yu Bo Guang is the only one who walks thousands of miles alone."
Yu Liang silently pinched the character "Thunder", and the character "Thunder" gradually took shape in his hands. Blue-purple electric light lingered on the strokes of the character "Thunder".
Li Huachao immediately smiled and made a zipper gesture on his mouth to indicate that he should shut up.
But how could he stay idle, watching the flashing "Thunder" character, controlling the steering wheel with one hand, and with the other hand, he stepped forward and poked the character on Yu Liang's hand: "Yo,
This character is still an artistic word."
"Zi——"
The moment Li Huachao touched the character "Thunder", there was a burst of electric current in the carriage, and Li Huachao was also electrocuted to the point of twitching, and the bus rushed towards the roadside, and was about to turn over to the lawn and plunge into it.
In Mingxin Lake, Yu Liang quickly grabbed the steering wheel and controlled the bus, thus preventing the tragedy from happening.
The out-of-control bus braked on the road to the zoo and then stopped suddenly.
Li Huachao shook his head, his whole body was shaken, and he shouted in surprise: "This electrotherapy is so good, my whole body is numb and numb!"
Before he could ask to try again, Yu Liang retracted the character "Thunder" predicatively, and at the same time said angrily: "If you can't drive, just let me do it."
Li Huachao smiled bitterly: "Okay, okay, I got it, I got it."
"Da da da." The glass door of the bus was gently clicked. The Rabbit employee outside the door looked at Yu Liang and Li Huachao quietly through the glass.
They didn't notice that the Rabbit employee had already arrived outside the car door when the brakes were applied, and Li Huachao didn't hesitate and directly pressed the button to open the glass door and let the Rabbit employee in.
"You are not a bus driver." This was the first thing the Rabbit employee said when he came up, his voice was clear.
Although it is a narrative, it contains questions.
Yu Liang nodded: "We are volunteer drivers out of interest."
She rested her gaze on Yu Liang for a moment, and then fell on Li Huachao: "I've seen you before, but you didn't look like this a few days ago."
Um?
What's the meaning?
Are you talking about Lao Du?
Li Huachao and Lao Du both have the aura of hunters, and it is not surprising that Rabbit employees can feel it.
"It's just rejuvenation." Li Huachao said casually, and then asked her purpose, "Where are you going? We will take you."
"Just walk along this road. I'm not on duty today." Rabbit employee said, "My name is Tuyou."
"What a good name." Li Huachao praised, which was a rare compliment for him, and then he hummed softly, "happy
birthday
rabbit pomelo,
happy
birthday
Rabbit Pomelo~"
Tuyou: "..."
"I am Yu Liang, and he is Li Huachao." Yu Liang briefly introduced himself, and then asked, "Then where are you going? And what does the last note mean?"
Tuyou looked at Li Huachao on the side, with some doubts in his eyes, and asked subconsciously: "Is this allowed to be said?"
"Don't worry about him, he's not a human either." Yu Liang glanced at Li Huachao and said without hesitation, "Do you think it's possible for a normal person to mix with a strange creature?"
The woman in the red dress crouching in the driver's seat seemed to know that she was mentioned in the conversation. She immediately poked her head out to look at Tuyou, then shrank back as if frightened, and hid by Li Huachao's legs.
"Yes." Tuyou nodded when she saw this. She looked at Yu Liangdao, "You are a new monkey, and you are a trustworthy animal."
Sure enough, it's because of my monkey identity.
Yu conscience understood clearly. Ever since he was infected with the monkey ghost stories, some animals had shown natural kindness to him one after another. This was the case with the rabbit and grapefruit in front of him and the starlings.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Strictly speaking, the Frog Man and Tibetan Fox in the performance hall are actually similar, at least they did not show obvious offensive intentions towards Yu Liang.
If an ordinary tourist comes, the result can be imagined.
"Can you trust me? Do you know a crocodile employee?" Yu Liang bluntly stated his true purpose without hesitation.
It is true that the monkey cannot kill the crocodile, because that violates the ghost story, but the hunter can, and a well-prepared hunter has the ability to kill any animal.
"Crocodile employee? I know." Tuyou nodded, but the next second he told Yu Liang to pour a basin of cold water on him.
She continued: "That crocodile is immortal. I have eaten him seven times."
Immortal.
Immortal...
Yu Liang got a headache when he heard this. This was the last thing he wanted to see. If even a hunter like Li Huachao couldn't deal with the crocodile employee, how could he solve this strange story about him?
Is it possible to escape this strange story by leaving the zoo?
No, the crocodile employee has not appeared for a long time. If it is really immortal, why should we be afraid of Li Huachao?
"If he is immortal, wouldn't he be invincible?" Yu Liang frowned and asked, "Aren't there any restrictions?"
"There should be. Every time you devour him, it will probably take a few days before you see him again. His rebirth should take some time." Tuyou continued.
Yu Liang understood that this was in line with common sense.
Although the crocodile will resurrect when it is killed, resurrection takes time. If the crocodile employee is killed by Li Huachao in this situation, a lot of things can happen in the two or three days of resurrection. Maybe by the time he is resurrected, another crocodile specimen has been eaten
If you capture the monkey and hide it, you will lose your wife and your troops.
This is not in line with the values of the crocodiles, so the crocodiles will not make such a choice.
"But why did you eat the crocodile? And the wolf just now?" Yu Liang asked curiously, "If it's inconvenient, you don't have to tell me."
Tuyou didn't mean to hide it. She glanced at Yu Liang and said, "The animals in this zoo are either the embodiment of ghost stories, or they were mutated by former employees."
"None of them are normal animals? Those in cages, those raised in captivity..." Yu Liang suddenly interrupted Tuyou's words, because what Tuyou said was beyond his comprehension.
The snakes in the grassland animal area and the flamingos and other animals in the bird area look completely normal. They don't look like human mutants or monsters.
"They are not animals, they are all bodies." Tuyou said coldly, "Among the mutated employees, there are carnivores and herbivores. The personality labels of carnivores are often extremely negative, cruel, fierce, and greedy.
Herbivores, on the other hand, are mostly associated with cowardice, timidity, and naivety, and they are all weak."
"So you are divided into two camps?" Yu Liang understood.
Tuyou nodded, then shook his head: "We can only distinguish them roughly, and they are not strictly based on dietary habits. We are called the 'vegetarian type', and they are the 'meat type'. In addition, there are some naturally occurring weird stories
If you get spiritual wisdom, you will be in the carnivorous camp, and their personalities will be more compatible, while vegetarian animals are often not so aggressive towards tourists."
"Aren't monkeys omnivorous?" Li Huachao, who was in the driver's seat, suddenly said, "He just ate... pickled cabbage and beef yesterday."
Yu Liang glared at Li Huachao.
Don't mention the sauerkraut and beef thing again.
To be continued...