After Talleyrand left, Christina came in from the small door on the side of the study and said to An Ning: "You can really deal with him."
An Ning smiled: "It's quite easy to deal with Talleyrand. In fact, it makes me feel good to listen to his rainbow farts."
"You won't fall for such superficial flattery, will you?"
"How could it be? What I like is a girl."
An Ning said something grumpy, but it turned out that Christina was quite happy with this. Her fiancée showed a sweet smile and patted An Ning gently: "I think you like war more than girls."
An Ning: "I don't like war. I hope the war will end soon and everyone can live a peaceful life. Napoleon only likes war. He may want the war to continue forever."
When An Ning read Napoleon's biography in his previous life, he felt that Napoleon might have played the war as a real-time strategy game.
If Napoleon was born in modern times, he would probably be addicted to video games. After all, the games include wars from various eras.
Napoleon who was born in modern times might become a game anchor, playing Star Wars, Empire or Company of Heroes live every day.
While thinking this, An Ning reiterated: "I don't like war, I really don't like it. I hope the war ends as soon as possible."
"You don't have to stress it twice." Christina looked at An Ning gently and said.
An Ning: "Important things should be said three times, so I would also like to say that I don't like war. Although I have gained glory and power because of war, no, I don't like it."
Just at this moment the door opened - there were only two people in An Ning's entire camp who dared to come in without knocking, one was Napoleon and the other was Lazarus.
An Ning looked up and saw Napoleon and Lazarus coming together.
"I think I heard someone outside saying that he doesn't like war." Napoleon looked at An Ning, "It's not you who said that, is it, Andy?"
An Ning: "That's what I said."
"Why?"
"Listen, Napoleon, I fight the war not for the glory, but so that one day the smoke from the kitchen can return to the village, which is faintly the scent of rice and tuberose. I hope that one day the angel can sleep peacefully in his mother's arms.
It swayed slightly.
"I hope my motherland will no longer be sad, and my motherland will be peaceful everywhere."
An Ning said the lyrics smoothly.
Then his translation plug-in perfectly translated the lyrics into a poem.
LaSalle: "I'm a rough guy and don't understand poetry, but I know this can't be written by a cobbler."
An Ning: "I'm just a cobbler. It's about time you stop judging a person's level by his origin."
La Salle: "If I didn't know you, I would give everyone who said this to me a big mouth and let him talk in his sleep in broad daylight. But I know you... To be honest, if I go out to repair my shoes now, I won't
Be polite to the shoe repairman, after all, no one knows whether he will suddenly give me a Latin paragraph."
Napoleon laughed loudly: "You are right, I will have to be polite to cobblers in the future."
An Ning: "You should be polite to every civilian. After all, this is an era where everyone is equal."
La Salle suddenly became serious. He stared at An Ning's face and said, "Do you really believe that this is an era of equality? As far as I'm concerned, some people in this era are obviously more equal than others."
An Ning: "Are you talking about me?"
"No, no, although you are more equal than others, you have gained it with military merit and talent. But I have seen that some people do not have such military merit and talent, but they rely on working hard to become more equal than others.
equality.
"Looking at these people, can you still tell that the world is equal?"
An Ning thought about it for a while before replying: "Lazare, all we can pursue is to be as equal as possible. If you understand Euclidean geometry, you should know that this is like..."
Lazarus: "I don't understand Euclidean geometry."
"Okay, you don't understand. Let me think about what else I can use as an analogy. Ah, this is like decay. Why do I mention decay? In short, we can never achieve equality in the true sense, but this
It doesn't prevent us from getting as close to him as possible.
"This is the meaning of humankind's pursuit of equality."
LaSalle: "Okay, you convinced me. Thank you for your wonderful explanation in a language that a rough guy like me can understand."
An Ning: "You're welcome."
Napoleon: "Let's change the topic to something pleasant. When can we go out and fight the Shinra and Prussia? Fighting the peasant army is really boring."
An Ning turned to look at Christina: "Look, what did I just say?"
Christina just shook her head.
Napoleon showed a curious expression: "What do you mean?"
"I just said, Napoleon, you must like war very much."
Napoleon: "I love war so much. Maybe you only fight as a last resort, but I am different. I feel that I have realized my value in the war."
An Ning: "Are you sure it's not because you had so much fun during the war?"
Napoleon: "That's also the reason. Come on, I think you had a good time too, even though you fought because of... uh, the smoke coming back to the village. That's two different things."
An Ning: "I admit that I did get rare entertainment and recreation during the war."
After all, An Ning himself is a cheater and cannot die, so he can naturally play war as a game.
After receiving An Ning's answer, Napoleon immediately said happily: "Look, that's what happened! I knew there must be a common language between us!"
La Salle: "Speaking of a common language, why don't you tell me what you just said to me outside the door?"
An Ning looked at Napoleon in confusion: "What, is there something wrong?"
"It's not a big deal, it's just that since you got married, I thought I'm old enough, so it's time to get married."
An Ning thought silently in her heart: Damn it, don’t be Josephine, don’t be Josephine!
If Napoleon still married Josephine here as in history, it means that the process of history has taken another step towards the original trajectory.
Napoleon: "So I decided to get engaged to Miss Seraphine!"
An Ning was stunned: "Who?"
Which version has a trap?
Napoleon: "Although I had a great affection for Josephine Beauharnais for a while, as soon as I saw Mademoiselle Seraphine, my heart belonged to her."
An Ning could only look at his fiancée for help.
Christina: "The daughter of a steam engine factory owner from Marseille. Her father made a fortune under your support policies and immediately came to Paris to prepare to build a new steam textile factory in Paris."
An Ning raised her eyebrows: Napoleon married a woman who had no name in history?
This is a good sign!
Before An Ning could be ecstatic, Napoleon said something that made An Ning more dramatic: "Seraphine, you are the woman who can be my mother!"
An Ning was shocked and thought, "You want to paint yourself red and run three times as fast as an ordinary person?"
He glanced at Napoleon, and then realized that in France, blue was the main color, and it was impossible for Napoleon to turn into red and have horns and triple speed.
At this time, Christina said: "In that case, why don't you two good brothers hold the wedding together, so that I can take care of Miss Seraphine when you come to London."
Napoleon clapped his hands: "Okay, this is a good idea!"